/britfeel/

Just realised yous aren't talking about a Nazi sympathiser when yous talk about SS Anon

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Post waifus of the non one dimensional variety.

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I'm just going to leave a picture of a pretty woman here, so you know there's an alternative.

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>>37066468
Fuck you, she's as much of a waifu as any cartoon

>>37066489
>alternative
>us

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There's always an alternative lads.

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>>37066504
This is the first straight thing that I've seen in britfeel today.

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pretty jelly of Charlie Brooker tbqh

really getting sick of /pol/lacks

have to talk about politics all the time
and what smug bastards they are

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I'm just going to leave a picture of pretty boys here, so you know there's an alternative.

>>37066489
that video is hot as hell desu

>>37066543
I am not a fan of the brown individuals

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>>37066468
Is it the perspective in that picture or is her hand freakin massive

>>37066489
>not liking cute girls and cute boys
I genuinely struggle to understand the non-bi mindset sometimes. Like, just straight-up discarding half the human race? Madness.

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>>37066536
Post more of this Paki titmonster.

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>>37066468
I bought a bunch of games on Humble Bundle. I hope they're fun.

>tfw trying to imagine what regular posters are on which side of the gaytalk debate

>>37066489
sauce

orginsginsdkgnsd

>>37066571
it's a man hand to fit with the theme
>>37066616
I never understood just buying a load of games. I need to be hyped for something to buy it these days.

>>37066623

I can imagine most regulars aren't fags apart from moni

>>37066632

O/IO

>>37066660
what the fuck is that

orginainel

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>tfw don't live near any service stations and even if I did i'm too scared of driving on busy roads and motorways

>>37066657
>I can imagine most regulars aren't fags
I know I'm not. Not into anime or waifus ever.

>>37066740
>Not into anime or waifus even
reee

It's over lads, men have won

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/05/16/health/3-d-printed-ovary/index.html

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Stop cIicking your screen

>>37066773
Why is your picture blue?

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>>37066468
Slipped on a wet floor at work, really embarrassing and my hip hurts~

What are you up to tonight anons?

I'm drinking decaff coffee and watching pointless youtube videos, probably going to sleep soon~

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Thinking of lubing up my bedpost and sticking it up my bum lads

>>37066773
Interestingly enough. This image doesn't contain any actual shades of blue. It is merely an optical illusion.

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>>37066810
probably gonna watch lastest ep of bcs and hopefully not crash into despair again.

might watch another kubrick film so I can tick them off the list even though i've disliked half of the ones i've watched

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>tfw not really interested sex and would much rather sleep all day and play video games

I think I'm broken.

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Just had the worst fucking day lads.

>Police decide to close the M6 for some fucking reason
>Shunted into Birmingham town centre literally no where else to go
>A38 is also closed
>It's now rush hour
>Cannot escape Birmingham
>Have to sit in a Morrisons cafe for 3 hours
>Also phone ran out of battery

>>37066872

>getting cucked by traffic
>not buying a motorbike and cruising past everyone

I pity you anon

>>37066489
>>37066632
>>37066660
I want to x Kasia

too bad she never did anything but softcore

>>37066616
>tfw madoanon will never be your friend

Any of you lads done anal? Did it for the first time last night and I found it severely overrated. It was based when she put her fingers up my desusan when I came though

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3 A*'s lads. What you think?

>>37066916

We just have to wait until she spends her last ruble on coke and she'll be back.

>>37066920
I'll be your friend, lad. As long as you don't hit on me, silly boy.

Just put an entire cucumber up my arse lads

>>37066940
This place is hell on earth

Just put a carrot up my arse lads

Turns out that protein pudding is pretty nice. I feel like an old man since the most exciting event in my personal life is a mis-bought item turning out to be a pleasant surprise.

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Dajia hao yinggan

zuijin hao ma?

>>37066950
>>37066962
>Not using a stolen aubergine from the local allotment

Sometimes I return them after use

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SMTV is meant to be coming back.
Anyone excited?

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I don't evening post that much is it always this gay? Gays don't really bother me but it's a large portion of the posts this evening.
Anyone get any film reccs that are on prime or Netflix? Can't be arsed pirateing anything tonight

>>37066468
Sophie a cute.

Turns out that prostate pounding is pretty nice. I feel like an old man since the most exciting event in my personal life is a mis-placed item turning out to be a pleasant surprise.

>>37066940
Is this real? It looks extremely fake but theres a load of pictures of her and a video. Some weird birth defect perhaps?

Service Station Anon here.

I met Marko. It didn't turn out like I hoped but we still had a good time.

He was very nervous and seemed very excited. He was tall. He looked a bit like Curly Watts from Coronation Street.

We met in Costa, had a few minutes of small talk, and then went to the disabled toilet and shut the door. I noticed he was sweating and shaking.

He's a good looking guy but to be honest I was already turned off. I'm used to being told what to do - I like to be completely used as a dirty cumbox. But now Marko expected me to guide him through his first experience. But I didn't want the guy to drive for nothing.

I took down my jeans and showed him my cock. He stared right at it. Then I turned around, pulled my arse apart and showed him my hole. He said "I'm sorry, I'm not into this. I thought I would be, but I'm not."

I told him it was completely cool. Actually I was a bit relieved.

We went back outside and sat down. He told me "Once I smelled another guy's cock and arsehole up close, I knew I had made a mistake."

Totally cool with that, won't have been the first or last time that I've had a bi-curious guy back out. Sometimes it's the smell that hits them. Obviously my cock and arsehole aren't stinking or anything, but that manly musk is so different from the feminine scent of a woman.

To his credit, he offered to toss me off, so that I hadn't wasted a trip. But I declined, and suggested that we go for a McDonalds instead. I had a chicken legend. He had a quarter pounder meal. I try not to eat fast food but under the circumstances I thought it might lighten the mood.

We had some good banter about the thread (talking about what a cunt poleaboo is, etc) and then he went home.

All in all, it wasn't a bad meeting. Marko got to find out something about himself, and I got to meet an interesting guy from the thread.

Marko has left now to go home. I'm in my car and just about to drive to Frankley Services at junction 3. Hoping to get lucky!

>>37066997
Yes, I will allow you the great honour of dating me.

>>37067005
>implying I'm ever awake during the morning

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>>37067020
>"I'm sorry, I'm not into this. I thought I would be, but I'm not."
As typical of a virgin that desperate for the touch of a woman he tries guys.

>>37066997


Wo men hen hao, anon.

How did the lesson go today lad?

>>37067020

Disappointed that you didn't bugger him against his will desu

>>37067020
>"Once I smelled another guy's cock and arsehole up close, I knew I had made a mistake."
keep telling them this

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>>37067020
>chicken legend

>mum keeps saying I'm getting fat
It's just a bit of a beer gut tbqh.

>>37067020
This is what I come to britfeel for

>>37067020
lmao

the fact this type of shit actually happens

>>37067092
this is what i kept saying until i was 20kg overweight

>>37067020
PICTURE OF PUCCI OR YOURE LYING

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>>37067092
>used to be over 21st
>dropped down to 15st over the course of a few years despite still eating junk
>mum's face whenever she sees me drinking pop

Eating chocolate and other unhealthy shit is fine though, for some reason.

>>37067020

This absolutely made my day in a way. I'm glad you both turned out to be normal lads and you were very chill with him.

I suppose he learned his lesson about the whole prison gay thing.

At least you could both laugh it off afterwards. I'm still up for that coffee any time you're around at Warwick or Hopwood.

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Any idea if you can watch old Crystal Maze episodes online?

>>37067052
youdian hao

laoshi taught us haoma

But, Wo zhi dao haoma already.

Remember lads, always two sides to every story.

Waiting for markos take on this before making judgment

This is probably going to be very normie lads but I don't have anyone else to ask. Should I sell my car before going to uni? I won't need it anymore for my commute and I'll have to pay to keep it parked near the accomodation. I will miss the late night drives though

>>37067207
this tbqh laddos

>>37067020
How was the chicken legend? Personally I prefer the Mcchicken, the tastiest fast food sandwich

has the service station hookup happened yet? I thought it was meant to happen at 8

>>37067179
Just put Challenge on.

You'll realise that people have always been thick as pig shit

>>37067244
Don't use a TV or Sky. It's why I asked about watching online.

>>37067234
nevermind that I didn't look through the thread long enough

What is the clean smell of a mans asshole and cock like?

I don't understand how it'd have a musk if it was clean?

>>37067234

How about you stop being a total fucking retard and read the thread.

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>log in to OKC for the first time in a month
GET HYPE

>>37067261
pheromones innit lad

the reason I couldn't go gay desu, no matter how hard you try you can't stop your junk smelling like a man

>>37067261
It's not going to be 100% freshly clean though, even if he showered that day. Driving for hours must leave a bit of a musk.

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Lads, would it be weird of me to knock on my flatmate's door and ask for a hug? Feeling really on edge and kind of just want to hug it out for a bit. She has a gf so there's nothing pervy about it.

>>37067215
can u leave it at your parents? may be handy for when yourback? what the transport like whereyou are going?

>>37067277
Is it really that bad lad? Tell me about yourself, idk if I could handle that level of rejection.

>>37067277
inb4 it's originally a bot

>>37067020

You're literally a godsend anon.

This article as written about me, 100% srs

tl;dr got falsely accused of rape at uni

Ask me anything:

https://thetab.com/2015/11/20/a-girl-falsely-accused-me-of-rape-and-it-ruined-my-life-62568

>>37067277
Show us your profile, lad.

>>37067302
Yeah don't do it lad, it's not worth it

She'll just think you're a freak she wont feel sorry for you or anything

>>37067318
What happened after she accused you?
Where have you ended up after it?
How lightly did she get off with it and why didn't you push to charge her?

>>37067318
>Falsely accused

I bet all rapists use that excuse

>>37067020
This is horrifying.

I used to like the chicken legend but now I hate it and it's all your fault.

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>>37067308
>>37067311
it's even worse

>>37067322
give me a sec

>>37067110
Don't be autistic. It didn't happen

It's all kayfabe

>>37067379

It sounds extremely convincing desu

captcha: gas station

>>37067365
>65% match
>likes sci-fi and fantasy
Might be worth chatting to her. Be friends and shit.

>>37067365
>What I'm doing with my life
>"No much"

Brilliant. Love that Glasgow sense of humour.

>>37067365
Oh god lad I'm so sorry.

>>37067020
>We had some good banter about the thread (talking about what a cunt poleaboo is, etc)

When I met that yank we spoke about what a cunt poleaboo is. Do all meetups involve at least one reference to what a cunt poleaboo is?

>>37067405
Friends? She can barely string a sentence together

You just know it's 1 word replies all the way

>>37067365
I'd give her the old no much

>>37067452
I'd fuck her, but no munch.

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Scales

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4511994/East-London-borough-child-deaths-related-parents.html

>>37067365
>dropped out of two-year college
>no much
>pokrmon

We can tell love

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turing didn't commit suicide
he was killed

Watched some Only Fools and Horses, bloody great sitcom, a good to celebrate me becoming a NEET again

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first part of my profile

>>37067405
2bh as nasty as it sounds she doesn't seem the full shilling
>dropped out of college

>>37067432
a-at least I didn't like her first ;)

>>37067541
Now you're a NEET you can start wheeling and dealing like Del Boy.

>>37067020
>Once I smelled another guy's cock and arsehole up close, I knew I had made a mistake."
This is the thing prison gay waifuposters will never understand desu.

>>37067365
Isn't it amazing where you think you have little to no standards, then something comes along and kills that mindset

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>>37067556
second part, I have no idea what lads on OKC put on their profile. is the whole INFP/no clubbing thing a put off?

>>37067556

>5 foot 7

Laughingwhores.jpg

>>37067447
Probably but if she's messaged him first then if I were him I would message back a bit out of sheer curiosity.

>>37067541
I've seen every ep of that 20+ times

I cannot stand the show now.

>>37067584
I was going to lie and say 180 to be fair

>>37067556
5'5 kek

oregano x2

>>37067576
If u wouldn't give her the old right there Fred you're gay

who do i depend on, me
they say prevention is better than any cure so fuck looking for a remedy
bullet proof vests arent gonna stop man from ending me
they're aiming for my head asif im J F Kennedy


was skinnyman the most underrated british lyricist of the early 2000s?

>>37067020

Britfeel post of the month for may

God bless you anon

>>37067619
>5' 5
might want to check again lad

>>37067556
No offence lad, because I'm sure you aren't boring - but your profile makes you seem very boring.

Why would a girl want a boyfriend who is:

An introvert
Someone who takes mayers briggs tests seriously
Someone who barely has any free time
Someone who lists writing essays as his best quality
Someone who is obsessed with an obscure japanese band
Someone who spends his time thinking about uni coursework
Someone who isn't out on a friday night

C'mon mate. Put your best foot forward. Right now you sound like the last boyfriend any girl would ever want.

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>the smell of stinky neet cock

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>>37067641
Did Google lie to me lad

>>37067623

>rhyming 'me' with 'me'

Truly a great

>>37067642
Listen to this lad

Dating profiles are CVs. Lie and bullshit your way into the interview and then you can secure the girl/job

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still get a tight feeling in my chest as if a panic attack is about to form when I think about an anime series I finished literally several months ago. It's like an overwhelming sense of existential dread and panic

will rewatching it cure this? I feel I should wait longer before the first rewatch

>>37067659

I want to see if you can work out what you did wrong on your own

>>37067556
>INFP-T
Dear god you kids actually believe this stuff. It truly is the special snowflake generation.

>>37067659
0.5 isn't the same as 5 inches you dunce, foot isn't a decimal measurement

>>37067510
delete this fucking disgusting picture, the guy is a subhuman faggot

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Are there any lads here who are interested in societal/governmental manipulation?

I recently discovered David Cameron's 'Nudge' unit which was made a private company, therefore it is not vulnerable to freedom of information requests. They started by testing the waters with some seemingly philanthropic endeavours before going private.

I've posted a a video explaining nudging for reference, which I've only watched partly. It's frightening to think that it's not just MSM that are attempting to manipulate us, but private companies...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YobjG4qITV4

Anyone got any interesting information ideas or theories on the subject?

>>37067661
listen to life in my rhymes and tell me it isnt a classic

>>37067644
>cock stinks and i think its horrible
>bf loves it

gays are degenerate

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>>37067689
why are you so upset by the picture of a man?

>>37067673
I doubt he's using it to say he's exactly like that. It's more a way to get a general picture of a person. It would just say he's a bit of a sensitive introvert.
If you decided to read all the way into it and expect him to match the exact criteria, then you would be the fool.

>>37067556
Most normies won't know what INFP-T mean, ditch it; delete the part about your essay as well, it comes off as the most normie shit as well.

Also get rid of the "I barely have any time" part.

It all comes off as the most narcissistic humble brag shit I've ever read.

You're welcome.

>>37067709

I'm not going to listen to that ever

Had a right giggle at this lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAzYn70jq8E

>>37067662
>>37067642
see I know exactly where you're coming from, but other than films and vidya I have no hobbies. I've been replying on talking about cinematography and other autistic shit to get by and I can tell any of the girls I talk to are totally bored

what kind of shit can I lie about?

>>37067781
BOOOOOOOOOOOORIGRRIIIIIIIIIING

>>37067020
Funny post, but does anyone actually believe this really happened?

>>37067790

Tell them you like mountain biking. It sounds adventurous and there's no specialist knowledge you can get caught on.

>>37067811

I do believe it happened, although it was such a good read I don't even care..

Teeth are fucked from years of depression and agoraphobia. I have no clue what I'm going to do about it.

>>37067770
ur loss lad

stuck in asda for 20 minutes because the machine wouldn't take my note and I didn't want to ask for help

>>37067846
I'm in the same boat.

All those years of clenching down on my jaw when I was anxious which was 100% of the time.

>>37067732
because he was a degenerate who is now being heralded as a hero

I'm looking forward to meeting SS Anon at Warwick, he seems like quite a good lad desu

>>37067790
Why not just focus on being a student and meet girls at uni?

I'm not sure what the point in online dating is if you're a student. Being a student is literally the easiest time to meet women.

>>37066822
with bedposts you are meant to put lube on your finger and lube the inside of your arse then sit on the bedpost.
they were designed for what you intend to do lad, nobody needs ornaments on their beds. and also the correct term is bedknob.

Any West Midlands bots herd that explosion earlier ?

Lads I've spent over a grand on a game called "The Simpsons - Tapped Out"

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>>37067846
>Years of not brushing at all
>Drinking 3-5 cans of coke zero a day
>chew gum nearly all the time i'm awake
>go to dentist expecting them to be fucked
>gums and teeth are quite healthy

>>37066822
It would be extremely painful

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What did they mean by this?

This test is bullshit desu

>>37067846
Objectively the best thing you can do is go to a dentist and ask for their help. If there's work to be done to bring your teeth up to a satisfactory standard where you can maintain them yourself then only a dentist will be able to do it.

What's more, they'll probably be able to do it in a few sittings, max. They won't judge you or belittle you; if anything they will be appreciative that you're doing something about it now while you still can.

Once it's all sorted, all you need to do to avoid ALL dental problems is: brush twice a day + floss before bed. Do that every day and you will be fine (after you've been to the dentist to bring you up to scratch).

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>>37067939
>I've spent over a grand on a game called "The Simpsons - Tapped Out"

>>37067908
I've never been particularly social and the people in my class have been in the same social group the entire time, it's almost impossible to penetrate their clique

besides I'm graduating in a few weeks, so I have no more opportunity to meet anyone anyway. I'll probably go back to uni in a few years anyway, so I'm hoping I can get over my crippling social anxiety by then

>>37067939
Kek I spent about 50 bong on this game, spend over 200 bongeroos on Fire Emblem Heroes in 2 months desu

>>37067978
>I've never been particularly social

Eh? So why do you think that you're too good for that ginger girl. I don't understand mate.

>>37067939
I'm screaming internally at such a waste of money.

>>37067944
Well done. You didn't fall for the toothbrush meme.

Brushing your teeth with bristled toothbrushes does nothing but scrape off the outer layers of your teeth and make them more vulnerable to damage.
And that is really profitable for the dental business.

not sure i could even handle setting up a dating profile and being rejected.

Hope Marko is alright, he hasn't posted since he left.

>>37068033
because I'm a social retard, I should be forced to only go after 1/10s?

believe it or not mate I do try to make an effort to improve myself

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>this is a 50 year old Japanese woman

>>37068045
The crazy thing is that I'm on the dole.

>>37068064
Story of my life

Never try. Never fail

Not sure it's the best strategy though

>>37067700
This has been happening for decades lad i used to be into it a few years ago had a book with loads of links and things but nothing on nudging

>>37068081
I'd love to disappoint her.

Japanese girls are as squeaky as the porn

>>37068080
>forced to

It's not about being forced to do anything mate. But you have to be realistic about what you can get.

Having bad social skills is the absolute worst thing a man can have on the dating market. It puts you at the bottom, with the fat/ugly women.

Even if you are ok looking yourself, it literally doesn't matter at all if you have bad social skills.

>I do try to make an effort to improve myself

Good. Start with your social skills. Once your social skills are good enough to have a group of friends then you'll start attracting decent women.

come on then own up lads, who has a handheld fedora aka the spinner?

>>37068133
Been fucking tempted lad, local paki shop is selling them 5 bong

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I've accepted I'll be alone forever. Anybody else?

>>37068133
I thought it was just a meme but I keep seeing it posted. Is it actually a big thing?

>>>37068133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PwuzMj9EkY

>>37068133
I've tried one. Wouldn't mind one of the smaller rounded corner triangle ones though desu.

>>37068191
I saw some 13-14 year old walking towards me spinning one the other day, thought I was going to get shanked before I realised what it was

>>37067700
/x/ probably has a lot of stuff you'll enjoy through their archive. Lot more than just spooky stuff there.

>>37068191
>Is it actually a big thing?
you can hold them between your fingers

>>37068175
Up until the age of maybe 20/21 when I lay in bed at night I would do the standard hug the duvet / kiss my pillow and imagine a future with a qt gf.

These days I can't do that anymore. I say can't because it's like my brain won't even allow me to entertain the fantasy because I know it's not possible. Not just that it's not possible a girl would ever choose to spend time with me but also the fact that my expectations are so high and my perceptions of what a relationship even IS is so warped that to imagine being in a normal relationship requires such intense suspension of disbelief that my brain cannot allow it.

>>37068175

Yep, I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself and can't change anything a out myself.

Will work at the same place I do now and never leave my dads house until I probably die of a heart attack in my late 40's thanks to genetics.

At least I won't have to live into old age.

>>37068116
That's all very true, but how exactly do you expect me to meet girls at uni when I'm finished uni?

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>didn't attend a meeting with the job centre last month
>haven't been in contact with them since then
>finally got the courage today and they booked me in for another meeting next week

am i about to receive my first sanction, lads?

>>37068108
Yeah of course it has, but now it's more developed. Nudge unit is the Behavioural Insights Team. I wonder who they want us to vote for... but I do wonder what they want us to spend our money on

>>37068274
Just tell them you had a mental breakdown or some depression shit

>>37068262
I don't mate. I just expect you to develop your social skills, make some friends (maybe through work), and eventually you'll meet some women.

Work on developing your social skills. Remember - you are a fat girl. Go to the gym.

>>37068175
Yea, but tfw comes back every now and again to put me on a downer

I'm watching the mister roger's neighbour hood stream on Twitch, it's comfy like Bob Ross

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rolling for Dobby

>>37068372
rolling for johnson

Any of the D&D Discord lads in? If so, fancy a refresher on how to get down to it?

>>37068372
Zahra was too qt if you didn't listen to her closely.

>>37068372
Rolling for Nancy

>>37068175
Yeah. I kinda like it this way tbqh. The idea of a relationship just sounds so unpleasant to me at this point. I've decided to just try and live a fufilling life in other ways even if it might not seem great from other peoples perspective. I'm learning a couple instruments, trying to read more and might start writing movie reviews. Even if progress is slow I at least feel I'm doing something. Probably not gonna off myself but not really gonna be sad if I die.

>>37068372

Got some bad news for you anon if you were hoping for a good woman

>>37068372
i'm ready to put my dick in the dob

Hey lads, just got back from the service station trip.

Already read SS Anon's description of what happened, and it's pretty much spot on. I felt absolutely fucking terrible about backing out, but he was so nice about it. He even bought me a McDonalds.

He's a really nice guy, very petite for a man and blonde. Very well spoken, and he was very cute/handsome but I just couldn't go through with anything. It was worth the drive for me though, just to meet such a nice lad and have a meal with him.

>>37067020
Thanks for dinner Andy, it was great to meet you. Glad you weren't too pissed and I hope you had some luck at Frankley.

>>37068459
Is she a manimal or a best selling flanimal?

>>37068481
>just fucking shit up by posting his name

what are you doing lad

>>37068481

Was it the smell of his asshole and cock that put you off?

What did it smell like anon?

>>37068481

Glad it went well, relatively speaking Marko. He seems like a top lad desu the way everything was handled. Hope to meet him for lunch at Warwick one day.

>>37068520
Well yeah we've really narrowed it down now, eh? Once you check all the guys called Andy in the UK, you'll be sure to find him.

star trek the new generation is too long. there are over 150 episodes. i cba getting into something this long when i have other shit to do.

>>37068562
Watch an episode a day to wind down before bed.

>>37068557
I know three already. The net is tightening. His blood is on your hands.
Has there ever been a serial killer who only kills people of a certain name? I might have found my angle here

Asian dude on First Dates is a bro

>>37068562
That's nothing lad, I binged 500+ episodes of Naruto to fuck a weeb girl

>>37068552
It was the look and the smell. In gay porn you can't see every detail, even if you watch the HD stuff. When it's live in front of you, it's a LOT more vivid and it didn't feel good to me.

The smell definitely wasn't bad, he is a clean guy, but there was a certain aroma that I just wasn't keen on. It turned my stomach, although I'd like to reiterate the point that this isn't anything specific about him.

>>37068556
He is a top lad. I was so embarrassed and I felt like such an idiot, I was nearly in tears at one point after we got out of the toilet and sat down, but he was so nice and really made me feel much better.

>>37068603
She shipped Zabuza x Haku right? Of course she did.

>>37068562
I've nearly finished the first season in 4 days.

>>37067020
>>37068481
Who is falling for this? It's the same writing style as poleaboo.
Just another shit gimmick.

>>37068585
nah, i will get a few seasons into it and stop watching it. i can just about finish small series because i get tired of the series, and other responsibilities come up

>>37068603
i would not do this either though.

>>37068603
Nigger surely you could've read some summaries instead, that's days worth of Naruto.

>>37068621
did you sneak a pic lad?

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>living in parents' house during break between uni semester
>parents are now constantly pestering me to get a job

help me lads

>>37068589
>a serial killer who only kills people of a certain name?
Not exactly but there was this guy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alphabet_murders

>>37068562
Its a pilgrimage every man must make once in their lives.

>>37068629
>Just another shit gimmick.

Anon, it might be a falsified gimmick, but it's not shit, it's fucking priceless.

>>37068689
When it's a gimmick like that, you have to think some people are just pathologically bored.

>>37068661
For awhile I binged shows that got cancelled after one season. Oddly satisfying.

>>37068685
there's something called a Masters for this exact scenario

Or you could play the depression card but ESA are rather tight these days

>>37068698
is it consistently good though? i have been watching the original and half of the episodes are meh

>>37068689
>Carmen Colon (not the Rochester, New York victim of the same name)

What the fuck, second guy must have had to go really out of his way to find her

>>37068684
Nah I'd never do that to such a great guy. He's careful about his privacy. We had a good conversation where he told me stuff that could be used to dox him, just mundane stuff, but I'd never repeat it here out of respect for him.

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If there were a serial killer astride /britfeel/, would DetectiveAnon be smart enough to catch him?

>>37068711
No it's utterly terrible.

>>37068786
>DetectiveAnon
>smart

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>CCTV footage of a service station in the UK.

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vital /britfeel/ demographic poll

http://www.strawpoll.me/12980826
http://www.strawpoll.me/12980826

>>37066725
>>37067020
>>37068481

wait, do gay people go to motorway service stations and hook up like they're fucking nightclubs or something? This concept has literally never occured to me before.

Captcha: select all images with a gas station fucking lol

>>37068747
No. But the characters are always good. Patrick Stewart can carry a lot of it. Season 1 is quite bad though.

>you stay home while dad and mom go out to buy a new "housekeeper"
>when they arrived you couldn't believe your eyes
>a chocolate goddess, her skin smooth and even, her breasts supple and perked with huge areolas, her midriff flat and delectable but her hips were where your eyes stayed
>wider than you have ever seen, contrasting her body to an hourglass, her fat delicious cocoa ass fine enough to devour
>you began masturbating furiously knowing this one was being kept inside, you pay top dollar for beauty like this and you want to keep it in sight
>the first few days you keep your distance, watch mom and dad treat her real nice for a change
>later that evening they come to you, "junior we have to tell you something" "what mom dad" you reply " well, the thing is, we know you have had little luck getting a wife that much is true" they were right it was downright embarrassing for you to even try to talk to girls "so we got you her" "thanks mom and dad" "now you cant be marrying her but you treat her good she's family now"
>the next day you go up to her
>"hey" you awkwardly smile >she smiles plastically, she knows hardship and it shows and so she bows "good mornin Massa"
>her soft petite voice only makes you fall even further for her
>"now you get back to workin, ill check back later" you try to be stern but cant and it shows, she's read you like a book
>you turn back to the house and she instinctively bends over to present her giant rear
>smiling she knows your staring, sweating and contemplating over this black goddess
>you go inside and wait by the window and watch her work, later as she goes to the storage shed she turns and looks directly at you with her finger coaxing you
>you don't even hesitate and sprint downstairs and outside checking for passers by
>the door is shut, she feigns "Massa is you checkin up on little old me" "y-yes, just wanna see how you handlin things"

>>37068829
SS Anon is a friend of the road m8

>>37068856
>"Massa I knows youse starin" her playful tone backed by her undying need to move forward, she needs this more than you she's been through enough >you stay silent as she comes closer, slowly going to her knees and tugging down your trousers
>you look up to keep calm as her beautiful red tongue wraps around your head, her thick lips pushing your girth up and down repeatedly
>she stops, looks up with her dark eyes with white surround piercing into your heart >she turns and removes her rags revealing her supple body
>all you know is lost, your eagerness to get in surpassing your hesitation
>you push her down and spread her legs
>then grab her tiny waist behind her thick hips >you push the tip in, all that anguish she faced is now turning to pleasure as you fill her African walls with your European cock
>sliding in and out she screams "Massa more plees, faster!" You embrace her and hold her fully and pound away at that black pussy
>you slow and begin to ease, your cock trembles as your white seed gushed deep directly into her chocolate womb >she turns back after you've finished knowing her job is done, she knows first time that her belly will be growing soon

>>37068786
We already know its poleaboo

>>37068372
Rolling for Stephanie deudesudes

>>37068827
>British
>Vote non-british on the poll


Who absolutely /devilish/ here

>>37068906
You can't end it there Anon, what happens to the baby?

>>37068906
>Massa
Remember when poleaboo went through a month of saying this

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Hello Lads.

I feel we should all go through this thread and find a post without a (you) and give them one to help them feel comfy.

- PM Kev x

>>37068827
For all the resident shitskins, the answer you're looking for in this poll is "no", being born here doesn't make you British.

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>>37068906
>>37068906
W-why are you giving me a treacherous erection?

>>37068959
I'll start

oringainelem

just cut my hair lads, short back and sides

NOW who's popular with the ladies haha!

>>37068969
Being a racist isn't very British of you mate

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I want an asian gf right now!

>>37069020
I have one.

I hope you also have one.

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>>37069020
I want an asian gf from my local uni!

>>37069057
>you will never have a one armed asian gf in thigh highs.

>>37068906
I want to grunt and release my dna into a prime African cunt, its like a need to be back to mother nature to fill her untamed womb

>>37068969
What if both parents were born here?

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>>37068925

here
i'm an american, yet I use this general regularly

>Ask dad if it would be weird for me to go to the student union because I'm 27 but technically a student
>"As long as you don't try and fuck some 18 year old child".

Fuck off dad 18 is 2 years legal.

>>37068827
no I'm Scottish where's my option you douchebag

>>37069116
Why don't you take what you have learnt here and try to make a working US feel?

>>37068827

I'm here until Eirefeel is a thing

>>37069082
Be careful what you wish for Anon.

Once I smelled a black woman's vagina and arsehole up close, I knew I had made a mistake.

That African musk is so different from the feminine scent of a white woman.

To her credit, she offered to toss me off, so that I hadn't wasted a trip. But I declined, and suggested that we go for some Jamaican jerk chicken instead.

>>37069142
Typical Irish mentality. Too lazy to do something yourself.

We need someone to add a 'No Irish Need Apply' sign into one of the shop windows.

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>>37069057
>>37069020
You know what to do lads. You do.

>>37069143
All aboard the meme train boys

>>37069143
>this is definitely our best /britfeel/ copypasta

lads. what do girls even think of lads who are into reading philosophy, history, and working out?

>>37069096
if they aren't from here, they aren't british, you can't just move here and have kids and suddenly they are british, you need to be part of a bloodline that has been here for hundreds upon hundreds of years

>>37068372
Rolling for lovely april

>>37068405
Aye I'm here lad, was meant to post back here to round people up at 1900 but I forgot like a spaz.

>>37068856
>>37068906

Are you the anon who makes all the BF/WM threads in the main catalog?

>>37069143
Be careful what you wish for Anon.

Once I smelled a paki's cock and arsehole up close, I knew I had made a mistake.

That Asian musk is so different from the feminine scent of a white woman.

To his credit, he offered to toss me off, so that I hadn't wasted a trip. But I declined, and suggested that we go for some Chicken Tikka Masala instead.

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>>37069177
>philosophy
pseud, wouldn't date


rate my drawing lads

>>37069020
>>37069057
http://nextshark.com/mia-matsumiya-perv-magnet-instagram-account/

This is what asians think of you disgusting whiteys

>>37069177
all they care about is your wallet if you want a relationship, and all they care about is physical dominance over other males if you want sex

>>37069180
What inbred part of the country do you live in?

>>37068372
Big Suze get

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>>37067766
>Most normies won't know what INFP-T mean,

What is Google
https://www.16personalities.com/infp-personality

>>37069212
>http://nextshark.com/mia-matsumiya-perv-magnet-instagram-account/
I aint clicking that shit nigga

>>37069192
No bother then. What's the craic?

>>37069143
Be careful what you wish for Anon.

Once I smelled an Aussies cock and arsehole up close, I knew I had made a mistake.

That Oceanic musk is so different from the feminine scent of a white woman.

To his credit, he offered to toss me off, so that I hadn't wasted a trip. But I declined, and suggested that we go for some shrimp on the barbie instead.

>>37069268

Good to see this is already being beaten to death

>>37069216
>I can't get a girl so I'll make up some reasons that put the blame on all women instead of taking responsibility for my own lack of attractiveness.

Utterly, utterly pathetic. No wonder you can't get laid.

>>37069253
>he thinks normies use pcs

The only people that take the time to google things are abnormies who grew up on their pcs. Literally every normie uses a phone for their internet and doesn't bother to goole silly little things they read.

>>37069210
normally though, people who study philosophy do it to lead a better life through gaining a better understanding of the world. people who are into the sciences from my experience are more pseud, where as philosophy understand attachments and ego, and therefore dont gain validation through the impression of the mass.

>>37068562
Watch Star Trek: Deep Space 9. It's honestly the better series and doesn't feel like a chore to watch.

>>37069298
Every girl I've ever met owns a laptop though lad, are girls abnormies?

Slept on the floor today lads with only my dressing gown for warmth.

>>37069290
um, wow, nice assumptions there m8

you sound a tad frustrated, perhaps you're not finding much success with women?

I have a good idea what women are like from being poor as fuck but 6'3 so I only get the type of girls who are interested in one of the two things they want men for.

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>>37068075
>Hope Marko is alright, he hasn't posted since he left.
He's dying in a service station toilet, throat slit choking on his own blood.

>>37069314
Hello me from 10 years ago

>>37069143

Be careful what you wish for Anon.

Once I smelled an Ethiopian's cock and arsehole up close, I knew I had made a mistake.

That African musk is so different from the feminine scent of a white woman.

To his credit, he offered to toss me off, so that I hadn't wasted a trip. But I declined, and suggested that we go for some E. coli water instead.

>>37069314
once slept on the cold garage floor because it's always unlocked and I forgot to take my house keys with me so mum had locked me out

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>>37069143
Be careful what you wish for Anon.

Once I smelled Shipman's cock and arsehole up close, I knew I had made a mistake.

That GP musk is so different from the feminine scent of a white woman.

To his credit, he offered to toss me off, so that I hadn't wasted a trip. But I declined, and suggested that we go for a lethal dose of morphine instead.

>>37069376

*steals your girl with a jig and a song*

>>37069267
Got a couple of seasoned players and me, I've only been playing for about a year-ish. I think I ruined it by fucking up today desu but here is the channel anyway: kTjyrW

>>37069401
You know a meme is dead when you get a Shipman version.

>>37069336
>perhaps you're not finding much success with women?

Well I live with my gf of two years so..

>I have a good idea what women are like from being poor as fuck

Council estate slags aren't the same as normal women mate.

>>37069366
i once slept outside in just my clothes to see what it would like to be homeless. it wasn't very enjoyable but i did it

>>37069414
*cue Goodfellas Ireland*

>>37069421
The touch of Shipman kills all friendo.

>>37069430
>my gf of two years

she's cucking you :)

you know it's true

>>37069216
i dont know lad. from my experience women just want to form a connection with someone, and dont really care too much about a guys wage.

>>37069473
T A M P O N
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>>37069341
I was only having a 10 minute rest but it quickly turned into 12 hours of sleep, woke up feeling very refreshed.

>>37069366
kek, happened to me once when I was drunk but thankfully in the summer so the pool was out and I slept in the blow up dingy.

Did you have any nibbles available to you in the garage? Ours is where we keep the wine rack and extra freezer.

>>37069366
>>37069443
I ran away when I was a teenager, worst part was the cold, when it gets in your back and bones and you cant do anything to get warm in the middle of the night.

>>37069443
Imagine how the early human settlers must have coped, leaving the hot grass lands of Africa for northern Europe and beyond.

>>37069492
im not sure what you're saying. please elaborate

>>37069556
humans didn't all come from africa you dumb leftie fuck

>>37069521
I heard that hobos always find another layer to sleep on because of the cold ground at night.

>>37069575
You have the same qualities of a tampon.

>>37069520
>Did you have any nibbles available to you in the garage?

my garage was an absolute tip, frankly I was scared of some big, brazen spider wandering down my throat as I slept, it was that sort of garage.

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Do people still wear onesies lads? I'm torn between getting the frog kigu, the pink hippo kigu, or using 40 pounds on something less autistic.
http://www.kigu.co.uk/frog-onesies
http://www.kigu.co.uk/hippo-onesies

>>37069582
Ethiopia has been proven to be the starting point for humans as we know them today.

>>37069601
Get a bloody cheaper one from China on ebay

>>37069466
>It's good being a virgin because everyone with a gf is being cucked anyway

The human mind works in funny ways to avoid facing up to things.

>>37069621
Good thing we moved. 30 years later and they still are starving fucks

>>37069473
Okay that was funny, well played lad

>>37069582
>being triggered by science
go back to your Varg videos

lads I've been out a job for just over 3 months now and before that I was on JSA for 7 months, I've not signed back on because I didn't want to deal with them and had money but now I'm starting to run lowish, my problem is ive essentially done nothing for 3 months, If i go to sign back on will they like punish me for not immediately signing back on? surely im over thinking this, I don't want to sit there and have the guy say "Our records show you stopped claiming at x and stopped paying tax at x which means you've been out a job for over 3 months now" and then immediately sanction me or something

do they have that information?

>>37069650
>30 years
I'm talking about millions of years desu, I know we are nothing like the niggers living there now.

>>37069664

They won't give a fuck but they won't backdate it.

>>37069664
Is there no way you could say you were doing volunteer work. Or so they don't check, say you were helping to look after a family member if they give you shit?

>>37069631
everyone with a gf for over a year is being cucked, because women can't handle monogamy

Lads how well known is Varg Vikernes? My job is on the line

>>37069679
I'm talking about that live aid shit from the 80s.

Sick of hearing about Africa in Famine.

>>37069705
What experience qualifies you to be an expert on women?

>>37069601
I got one for christmas a few years ago
never wore it because I looked ridiculous, it'd probably fit me now
cheers anon

>>37069721
he is one google away for everybody

>>37069591
one has the same qualities as a tampon if a women seeks to have a connection with them, this is your claim. i believe you say this because you think a women would be using a guy to absorb her feelings. do we not all form relations with people to express our feelings? is not forming a relationship exactly so the other person absorbs your feelings and you theirs?

>>37069705
are you khhv by any chance

>>37069726
like I said, being 6'3 attracts a certain type of female attention

Any other lads cant tie their shoes?

21 and turn 22 in a few months

havent tied my shoes once, dont know how lmao

>>37069724
Their entire culture is gibmedats

People go over there, teach them about farming, leave and return to everything being fucked up because they have zero future planning

>>37069735
How about his face lad, that's the important part

>>37069721
>Varg Vikernes

He's probably the most famous guy in the black metal genre

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>>37069733
Which do you have mate

>>37069760
I tie my shoes incorrectly because I never learnt properly.

>>37069724
Live aid events will never help those people in the long run, they need to feed themselves without being on life support.

Africa is shit because the really low IQ people have been given a chance but you can't fix stupid, they eat the seeds rather than planting them.

>>37069759
>I've banged some council estate slags so I am an expert on women

>>37069767
well, he's a bit of a meme

why? what happened lad?

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>>37069760
Same, I just get your mum to tie them for me.

>>37069803
>tfw no chav slut looking for a taste of middle class

>>37069782
oh, it's a panda

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>>37069767
>How about his face lad

>>37069807
I lost my lighter with his face on it somewhere at my job and I'm worried my manager will find it

>>37069803
why do you assume council estate? I'm middle class born and raised, simply don't have much money. besides, women's sexual instincts are universal

>>37068982
Why're you posting my waifu.
and talking about erections as well.
that's uncouth