any robots /live alone/?

I'm getting kicked out of my current residence and I'm about to be living alone. I didn't think about any of that but I do now that you've made a thread about it

>>37065171
romance your sister make her your wife and live together.

all your fears end with her.

why do you care about what happens to you after you die?
you wont experience any of it

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>>37065201
Sorry more stress to your current situation, anon. Hopefully you've got decades until it happens to you.
>>37065300
I'm afraid of my dad coming into my place and finding my 2 week old half decomposed naked body in the shower. I mean he'd probably die right there from shock. And now, all of a sudden, I'm responsible for my dad's heart attack despite the fact I've been dead for weeks.

>>37065391
would it be okay if someone else finds you?
you could have your phone handy at all times to call help

>>37065659
Yeah of course. I mean after we all die SOMEONE has to clean up our body and do the paperwork and shit. I just don't want it to be a friend or family member who finds my bloated and naked corpse.

>>37065763
well the best you can do then is keep a phone nearby to call help so that you dont die
maybe leave a small window open so that neighbours complain about the smell sooner

and you should stop worrying so much for yourself

I live alone. I love it, I can play porn and fap as loud as I want. I can walk around naked and smelly. I can leave messes and not clean them up. And nobody ever eats my food or has problems with the way I do things.

>>37065171
I think you are stressing I dont have to worry about it though I have wife and kids

>>37065171
Who cares M8 if you are dead your dead, I would be more worried about them finding your porn collection or dildos and weird shit

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OP needs life alert

>>37065869
Yeah, I think I need to stop stressing about this as well.
>>37066192
Fuck yeah, anon. You don't have to answer to anybody.
>>37066264
Jesus Christ. I never thought of that.
>>37066423
I wonder how much that costs? I should just move into a retirement community. It seems great. Nobody fucks with you, it's always quiet, and if I say or do anything awkward, they won't remember it anyhow.

>>37066816
also some grannys have great pussays

>>37066816
>Jesus Christ. I never thought of that.

I'm not him but come on how have you not figured this out already? Once your consciousness ceases, the entire world is over. It only exists through the framework of your literal living consciousness and there are no consequences for death. You could kill your parents and if you shoot yourself, the consequences do not exist any more. You effectively render the imposed consequences from society null by dying, so if you slip and die in the shower, your perception ends there. Who gives a fuck what happens to your sack of dead flesh? You're not in it any more, you're gone. Non-existent. There's no point in griping about it anon. This is like crying about your car getting scrapped after totaling it.

>>37066423
Shouldn't that button be on the floor?

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>>37066930
>shit I fell down I'm dying
>shit I put the button to call for help for falls at eye level like a retard looks like darwin wins again

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>>37066930
thats hilarious
grandma struggeling on the floor and the button up there

>>37065171
Some local guy had a heart attack and fell down the stairs in his house. He couldn't get up to call for help or phone an ambulance so he wound up dying there.

It took three days before he was found. If he was living with someone, they could have got help and he would have survived.
But no, the normals will still laugh at you and call you a loser for living on your own. They only express sympathy after you've died.

I have a house. 10 rooms to be lonely in

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>>37066958
Hahahaha.

originalio.

>>37067019
you a grill?
want to be lonely together?
maybe fug daily?

>>37067058
I'm a male(boy)

>>37067019
Let me live in one of the rooms of your mansion for a very cheap rent. If you die, I'll ensure your body is disposed of properly.

>>37067301
Be my maIe(boy) bf RIGHT NOW pls

>>37065171
Mate, you need a change of pace or something in your life. I've had similar thoughts, not the exact ones, but similar ones that ultimately trigger a panic attack. Fuck that noise.

>>37067301
I'd easily live with you and I'm also a male(boy). Being lonely is romantic and "cool", but it sucks.

>>37067451
what noise? what do you hear?

>>37067019
>>37067385
We need to create a r9k version of the Real World. Where a bunch of robots live in a huge house together, but instead of a lot of drama none of us come out of our rooms and we get along perfectly.

>>37067496
Call it Feel World

>>37065171
Yeah, I live in a two bedroom apartment. My sister comes by about twice a month but otherwise I have the apartment all to myself. I've thought about her finding my corpse after a suicide or something and how long it would take. I'm more concerned about her finding my body at all, I'm sure it'd traumatize her and I wouldn't want that for her.

>>37067558
That's exactly my fear. I couldn't care less if some paramedic or coroner found my body, but my sister or my dad would be fucked up for life.

>>37067496
We would probably get rather productive. A few words of encouragement from a fellow in passing and you'll feel a bit more inclined to try a little self-improvement.
Then there's always a bit of friendly competition.
There would always be an anon or two in the home gym.

>>37067583
>but my sister or my dad would be fucked up for life

Their life afterwards does not exist you fucking retard. Everything stops existing once you're dead. Stop fucking crying about it

>>37067678
Pls stop feeding this dream. It's impossible and I keep dreaming about it.

>>37067748
Sorry, anon. Yeah, the /r9k/ mansion will never be. Neither will the island, even after all the progress that one guy tried to make.

>>37067698
We can't all be solipsists like you, anon.

>>37065391
Idiot you'll be dead, you won't exist. It doesn't mean anything.

Also I don't think anyone has ever had a heart attack from shock. That doesn't happen.

That is what I'm scared of. One day I will have to live in this world all by myself with no one who cares about me and living by myself in some shitty government appointed home in the ghetto since my current job is only part time. I would fear sleeping in the government housing because all the horror stories I've heard of them. Or the fear of being robbed while I'm at work.

>>37065171
The fact that bodies lie around in condos, hourses, etc. for years is hilarious to me.

I also live alone, but the day I die is the day nothing matters any more, whether it's an accident or an hero.