Hey wagie

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>>37064659
Okay make sure to wear loose underwear. Women love hitting men in the testicles since it's the source of pleasure and the sensation is pleasurable enough to drop them to their knees. Some even vomit from the sensation. She'll put in her best shoes

Mmm pepe is such musical guy he plays piano trumpet and now he is a violinist.

>>37064659
I assume you're angry because you didn't get your daily haircut?

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>>37064780
I'll be playing my violin for most of the concert, but the conductor noticed my mastery in the saxophone and gave me a solo on that as well. It's going to be exquisite

>>37064659
Post a vocaroo of your playing you lying piece of neet garbage

>>37064780
He never plays a real life instrument though. So I guess it carries over from band in high school. Should take advantage of the ability to read music and learn a profitable musical skill.

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>>37064659
This is a great symphony. I know because I'm playing there too.

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>>37064819
Ahh wagie only two 15-minute breaks allowed per day and you spent one reminding me that I have a haircut. Appreciate it wagie I wouldn't want to look anything but my best for the symphony.

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>>37064839
Why? So you wagecucks can steal my masterpiece and claim it as your own?
I know your game, wagie. I know you're dying for a release from the shackles of Mr. Shekelberg but I'm not the one to give you the privilege.

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>>37064839
Ahh silly ragie wagie my music will lose its beauty if posted through the internet. Maybe you can ask Mr. Sheckelstein to get off of work early so you can come and listen to me at the symphony?

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>>37064969
>>37064839

Oh. Mr. Sheckelstein didn't like it when you asked to leave work early huh? Wow he deducted 300 sheckels from this weeks pay? Welp only one thing for you to do, back to work wagie

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>>37064659


I went hunting with some fellow NEETS today.

Hunting wagies.

We had traps all over, and we set them free to run.

One didn't and he tried to talk us out of it. "H-h-h-hey guys, cmon, y-y-y-ou don't want to-" *Splat*

Off went Chads head and splat went his brains. The rest of the wagies scurried like bugs in sunlight as we fired out weapons in the air and chased them.

One fell into a spike pit of ours, so we poured petrol on him and lit him up as he wailed in agony.

The rest of the wagies tried to hide. Little did they know the woods were filled with deadly beasties.

One got completely overrun by giant snakes who devoured him.

A fat wagie hid in the water, but we approached and shot at his feet. He swam deeper and deeper, and bumped into a crocodile.

"Oh dear" we laughed as the water turned red and wagie swallowed water.

The remaining few hid in a cave.
We wielded it shut to asphyxiate them.

They begged and cried. So we shagged their wives and let them hear. One NEET even told them "Be quite until I've had my coffee, wagie ragie" as we, and their wives laughed.

I should go wagie hunting more often.

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>>37065009
You know you can harness the wageslave's power, they will work very hard for very little and be appreciative of it. I only give my wagies a loaf of bread a day for their work and they thank me for the opportunity to be my slave.

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>the levels of delusions in these posts has been going on for so long people believe their lies and the fantasy world they've created for themselves

lol

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>>37065058

Oh that's true yes. But it's far, far more fun to hunt them on your private estate and lands.

I know you, as a fellow NEET appreciate these good things we may indulge in.

It's such a shame the wagies don't wake up and become NEET. Oh well. More shekels for me.

>>37064969
>>37064998

Actually, I just wanted to evaluate your playing since I'm first violin in my city's symphonic orchestra but this is obviously a bait thread anyways

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>>37064659
Haha, stupid neet, d-did you get you daily h-haircut already?

>tfw don't wanna be a wagie
>tfw cannot become a superior neet powered by autismbux
>tfw have to slave away to Mr. Shekelstein until I kill myself

Haha, t-those neets got nothing o-on us...

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>>37065127
well well wagie if you were really such the musician you would know that acoustics are everything. If you don't even have the time to attend the symphony later then I know you don't have the time to become a master level violinist like myself.

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Why hello NEETfriend, enjoying your little hobby? What's that? You can't afford to buy a decent instrument, well I'm sure you can make your own, you've got a lot of time on your hands to become a luthier. Oh, what's that, you've got to run along for job club or you'll get sanctioned again? Bye!

>>37065192
Unfortunately I don't have the time for amateur symphony. I have a solo recitation of Joseph Joachim's 2nd violin concerto coming up next week and as a violinist, I'm sure you understand how complex the piece is

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>>37065310
Ahh just getting into Joachim hmm wagie? I remember becoming fluid in some of his work. It was a bit of a challenge back when I was still an intermediate. Well at least you are trying your best to not become a ragie wagie, I like that. If you ever need any tips from a musician who plays at the grandmaster level on six different instruments be sure to let me know. I know Mr.Sheckelstein keeps you very busy so you can get in touch with me through your girlfriend Stacy. She loves spending the day at my villa while you are slaving away.

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>>37064837
ah yes, I wouldn't want to miss the big day! The conductor told me to play the drums, as I have so much free time, I can play whatever I want! I've mastered all of the instruments with all of the free time I have!

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>>37065479
Congratulations NEETY!

You've been found fir for work, now I've got a wonderful job at poundland here for you.