INFERIOR SPECIMEN DETECTION

>>37062686
fuck off troon

What a poor bait attempt, take a sage

>>37062686
hey OP its really cool that ur a girl, my name is Dan and im unlike those beta cucks if anything ill be the one in the kitchen =D

email me at [email protected] i think ur really interesting person and id love to talk to you more

>>37062686
>7 internships
Get a fucking job what are you doing? It isn't like an infinite amount of internships looks good, it makes you look incompetent and clueless.

Women baka

>this will get bump limit
fuck this board

>>37062686
>Comperable
>Were
Retard.

>Second year with 7 internships
This isn't a good thing.

>>37062686
me
me
me
me
me
me (skinny)
no me
not me
me
not me
not me
me

r8 but don't h8

You wrote sandwich wrong. Now go and make me one you stupid bitch

>>37062852
femanon here, insulting other girls online does not make you a ''chad''

just makes you look scary and unlikable :-(

My absolute-no's
>shorter than 6'
>any hair loss before the age of 40(35 is acceptable if they've got a cute face and are willing to go on medications to keep their hair)
>penis shorter than 6"
>busy workaholic type who doesn't like fun, I'd rather a chill stoner whose barely making by than a boring career man. Doesn't work more than 40hr a week
>can't be a boring reddit-tier nerd who makes computer jokes and likes sooper-hero movies

Are my standards too high for r9k? I think they're pretty reasonable.

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>>37062686
fe (males) are going through all this for a bait. I'm impressed.

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>>37062895
Sounds reasonable to me. If anything you want to bump it up!

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>>37062686
Pls roastie go back to your containment board

>>soc

oregano.

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>>37062686
>This thread is for FEMBOTS ONLY.

This is the baitiest thread ever, too bad it is working

>>37062686
Bait. Take my sage and shove it up your ass.

>>37062686

>7.5"
>average
>anything longer
>"rare"

uhhh what? that's not how averages work.

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anything below 7 inches is laughable

- sincerely
all females ever :)

>>37062686
Fuck off roastie whore cuck

>>37063008
women cant be cucks but i dont expect someone like you to know ahaha

>rode a 4 inch penis last night
>yowled loud enough the neighbors will probably put out cat traps
Size is a meme

>IQ of 146
>Can't properly spell for the life of them.

Nice bait dude, next time, please don't embarass yourself before us, just go take a dump while rethinking about your choices.

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>>37063110
your height starts with 4 by any chance?

u cant rly ride 4inch dicks xD

i wouldnt even call it a dick lol

>>37062686
watering my

You're beautiful. Seriously. I've never seen you but I can guarantee you that you are. You are a woman. You are a female homo sapien. And for that reason you will always be a magnificent heralding of what millions of years of evolution has to offer, and men will find it mesmerizing. You are nature's work of art. You don't have to be the Mona Lisa or the sistine chapel to be beautiful. You have a lot to be proud of, honey. It's hard in our rigorously elitist society of late, but you are without a doubt attractive and appealing to the opposite (or same) sex. The tips in this thread will help, but confidence cannot be faked. Just know that you're fabulous and the world will follow you along baby

>>37063206

Basically what I'm trying to say is whatever you decide to do you're going to be great at it and that I admire you more than any of these annoying Instagram bitches that are puppets of the industry and don't have anything uniquely and wildly sexy about them like you do... saying in this in the most admirable respectful way possible but your demeanor in general and no bullshit attitude while still maintaining some humility and down to earthness is very attractive.. more so then any one these artificial karissa doll fake tits Starbucks Pazookie substance less females..

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>>37062686
Fembot here, I have a few problems with your list (but it's your preference, lol)

> Makes less than 6 figures
I think the cut off point is 3 figures a month.
> Can't cook
Don't really know about that. I like it when men command me to make them a buffet when they come back home from work.
> Less than 4 female friends
I am sometimes afraid he is going to leave me, so I actually prefer one female friend, that being me.

But I really like some of the things you listed!

> Dresses badly
fuuuck now that the temperature is coming back up my current bf stopped wearing his cool jacket and instead showed off his NES (old nintendo console) shirt.

> Cock less than 7 inches
For any guys in this thread, I have a tip for you:
Women love honest guys. If your penis is 4 inches long, don't claim it is 6 inches! Lying is wrong!

> Plays video games
I normally don't mind this, but I sometimes think he prioritizes his computer games over his girlfriend?
Can be really annoying sometimes.

> Height starts with 5
He is actually 5'87 and to be honest... it can sometimes be a pain.
I myself am 5'6 and I feel pathetic beside him, when he's standing with a male who is half a foot taller than him.
I know it's not his fault, but is it wrong of me to think that he couldn't stand a chance against most males of my species?

Either way, girls. Do you think I should dump him? The flaws I have listed kind of made me run out of love juice (not the one you're thinking of, pervert lol).
Or are all men like this?
I don't have much experience, because I only dated like 6 guys in my entire life.

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>>37063266
dump that manlet ASAP

you can do so much better!

>>37063266
Dump him, he's a pathetic manlet, you can do better

>>37063266
Meant to write 5'8* not 5'87

>>37063311
>>37063322
Thanks.

>>37062686
I'm all of these except also fucked up mentally and diabetes

>>37062686
jewish propaganda, ignore

>>37063542
> anything that i DO NOT LIKE is jewish propaganda
> not realizing that the world is passing you by

i bet you call yourself MGTOW or some shit bro

>>37062686
Too obvious, if you want to trigger the betas you need to make it believable.

>>37063266
If you actually love him, keep him. If you're not sure, then don't waste your life. The chances of finding an ideal are minuscule, there will always be something wrong, but you should actually no-shit want to spend every day of the rest of your life with him if you plan to marry eventually.

>>37063266
GODDAMN this is good bait

>>37062686
>mensa
enjoy your monthly magazine that you pay for

Manlets will never learn
t. 6'3" former captain of the football team

>>37062686

I will believe this and act out on my beliefs in real life.

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>>37062686
Haha this is the worst bait I've seen in months

>>37064054
ur replying to it fgt

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Why in the fuck do you guys act desperate when it comes to women? Do you really *NEED* women that bad?
I can do anything a woman can do, and do it better (besides giving birth, not that I'd want to do that, It's 9 months of living hell).
Women can't even trust their own kind. They'll act superficial towards each other, then talk behind their backs calling each other sluts and whores. So what makes you think I'll trust a women to do anything?

Sometimes, when a woman has a baby, she has thoughts of killing them. This is a real thing, google "thoughts of killing my baby", you'll get a shit load of stories about MOTHERS (((women))).

TL;DR: fuck women.

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>>37064135
> league of lagands picture
> opinion invalid instantly

>this blatant of a bait thread
>falling for it

ISHYGDDT

>>37063266
The ability to fight is such a meaningless trait these days. Most people will never get into a fight, and the kind of people who do aren't worth spending time with.

>>37062686
>Less than 4 female friends

why would any sane man want female friends? What's the point?

>>37063266
Good bait
Almost didn't respond until I read this

>because I only dated like 6 guys in my entire life.

>>37064418
>What's the point?
So, what you're asking is what's the point of having friends.

This is not even good larping. Shitty bait too.

0/10

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>>37062686
Sage poor b8. Kill yourself

Do you guys remember when shit like this used to get hundreds of replies? OP should consider suicide. He can't keep up with the times.

>>37062686

Replying to this thread without putting sage in the options field should be punishable by castration

>>37062686
Must not be abusive or controlling

Must beliveve that women can be equal to men on every metric

Must not use shame or humiliationation unless in consensual bdsm play

Must have kind eyes

Must be playful

Must have self confidence

>>37065408
Stop replying to this thread. It was just about dead you dumb motherfucker. What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you mentally retarded? Get the fuck out of here.

>>37062686
>barely okay
I feel like a winner.
>>37062686
>This thread is for FEMBOTS ONLY.
None of you crossdressers are actual females.

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>>37062686
>I'm a member of the MENSA
> Marketing major

Obvious troll, no MENSA member is that stupid