Orbiter General

I have never orbitted a girl and i never will, that shit is so damn pathetic.

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>>37061480
I never understood orbiters, people who wilfully dedicate so much of their time and energy to worshipping someone. Especially an internet personality.

That's pathetic as fuck and this is coming from a weaboo neet

>>37061495
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it is the most beta nu-male thing you could possibly fill your time with doing

>>37061480
Well, how do you know when you're an orbiter or not?

>>37061480
I talked to an orbiter. Conversation was superficial at best. If not taken seriously it'll pass time in an unproductive way. But for those who think they have a chance, that's a true beta loser.

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>>37061528
But this website is full of betas

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>>37061480
Orbiters are people too!

>>37061480
>did it for 15 minutes freshman year to Stacie
>felt disgusted with myself for the rest of the day
Never again

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>>37061568
Fucc off attentionwhore

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>>37061568
BEGONE PIETY
STOP TRYING TO HARVEST my ORBITERS

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>>37061480
beta orbiters are the worst scum to possibly exist. If you are one you should kill yourself. The only thing these retards accomplish is to make women even more selfish and arrogant.
Seriously, fuck that people. They're pathetic. Then you see them complaining about Chad getting laid. I mean, what the fuck did you expect? Pathetic
>>37061495
this

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>>37061595
I love you little one.

>>37061612
Orbit me, and in turn you gain orbiters by proxy.

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>>37061678
Having orbiters gets boring though, been there done that, tripfagging on anonymous boards is so last season. You'll tire yourself out eventually

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>tfw orbiting the same girl for the past 6 years
>literally everything I could want in a girl
>shes had eight bfs that I know about during this time
>keep hanging around her 'just in case'

On the plus side, I will basically be forced to stop orbiting her as I have to move for my job in a few months.

The 'closest' we ever got was her sitting on my lap after she jumped on it to get away from a spider that she saw on her chair.

>>37062141
Holy shit anon wake up, read some good book

>>37061480
My problem is that roasties seduce me into being their orbiters and I simply can't resist no matter how hard I try.

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>>37062141
s-six y-years and you only got to sit on her lap?

I don't orbit anyone. I have a girlfriend that I've been with for over a year now.

>>37062141
You are a living testament to why you should let a girl go after being told no.

What exactly defines a beta orbiter?

>tfw you cross the line from orbiter to stalker
how do i undo this

>>37063146
Other way around, but yeah. But w-well, that's not all we did anon! We walked home together sometimes.

But obviously I'm not a beta for nothing. I've gone to some decent lengths for her like going to class half an hour before lesson just so I can talk to her for 10 minutes without anyone else being there and doing her 6000 word essay for her just because she told me I was a fast typer and that she wanted me to 'show off' for her.

Considering that Im a normal functioning human being, I dont orbit because im not desperate.

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>>37064033
Did you enjoy being a weak, servile dog?

>>37061480
I orbited a girl in high school into freshman year of college. What finally made me stop was after she broke up with her BF she told me "if neither of us are married by 35 I'll marry you"
After that exchange I've secretly hated her, for having me as her back up plan.
I'm savoring when she gets fat and is still single and I get to reject her finally, like she did to me many times