>Dad found the cumghetti

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>sister found the smelly sharpie
how do I achieve that prostate nut, lads?

>dad found a reason to live

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>professor proved the piss postulate

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>mom materialized the manlet mountain

Why aren't your friends and family finding your embarrassing things?

>babysitter talked to the semen dealer

It's over, isn't it?

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>cousin compromised the cum consortium

Hold me bros

>>37056717

Did she get a good deal?

>niece touched the cumonculous
fuck. fuck fuck. fuck fuck fuuuuuucckkkk

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>daddy found the happy nappies

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>sister got lost in the cum sea

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>pizza man plummeted into the prostate portal

no tip for you KEK

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>oneitis found the cuck cupboard

>>37057023
this is fuckin next level

>friend found the cum cavern

>female coworker found the poop circus
>prepare for a wild ride you old hag.

>uncle found the rape reliquary

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>sister scaled the shit skyscraper

>brother broke the baculum box
gonna be a long night

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>mum found the prolapse party
How long am I going to be grounded for guys? My GBP is going to tank after this.

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>>37055700
> El chapo's spiritual animal found the Constantinople cum pie operation theatre

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>milk man married my mummy
Guess I'm getting twice the milky now!

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Neighbor noticed the nut noodles

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>Captain Crunch cooked the cum cookie
Post-capitalism at its finest

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>friend foresaw the fermented fart fern gully

>mum closed the tendies realm portal

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>relative revealed the ravaged rearside

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>landlord ate the jizz sandwich

>papa pilfered the poop pavilion

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>>37055700
>Godfather unearthed the Hot Rodder

>>37055743
You need to have something at least three times as thick as a sharpy and it helps if it's long so you can wiggle it. A lot of lube helps and generally it will stop feeling like you're about to cum before it happens, for me at least.
If I jerk off at the same time it ruins it for me because it's a more gratifying feeling touching my dick but if you keep going eventually you'll feel a girlgasm come on and squirt your girlmilk all over the place, you won't feel the orgasm inside your dick, and there are less muscle contractions so you can jerk off again pretty soon after

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>mommy found the cum carnival

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>dad found the diddly dangly doo doo

>Arch diocese found the diarrhea diary

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>father conquered the cum crusade

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>grandma fell into the crusty caverns

>>37055700
Dad found a way that I am

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>Little brother wandered into the dangerous dingleberry orchard

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>cousin Casey coverts the cuck county

>stepsis stumbled upon the seamen siphon
>threatened to tell mom if i didn't lick her feet after she got home from work

could things get any better lads?

>Peter discovered the piss plane

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>stepmom stumbled on the stool steeple

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>>37060360
>up inside wake me

>Stepsister found the smegma tooter hooter

>>37059305
I've been trying for weeks to find that sweet spot in meh ass but it doesn't feel good at all. It just feels like I gotta shit out my fingers. IS THE ANAL PLEASURE WHILE JACKING IT THING REAL OR DID I FALL FOR A MEME

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>mom found the suicide puke

>>37061213
>ANAL PLEASURE WHILE JACKING IT
It should be personal. For me It's not as good when I do it both at the same time. So, probably yes, it's a meme.
I've achieved the anal orgasm with fingers when I tried for the second time, but had no success since.

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>cousin conceived the cum complexity

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>family practitioner found the foreskin tonsil stone combination
the search for turbo smegma continues

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>alive dad found the dead dad

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>Cousin Collapsed into the Californian Cummie Complex

Dammit I told her not to go to Oakland

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>cousin found the cum cortex collider

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>daddy cuffed the cum caddy

>>37058917
Now this one is funny

>daddy found the dirty deepthroater
Just kill me now

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>>37055700
Coworker found the Cat Cooker

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>dad found the cock cassettes

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>mommy found the milk manipulator

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>baby brother took over the smegma fortress