I am a snake. Ask me anything.

>>37055438
Who took this photo mr snek?

>>37055500
I used a tripod and a timer on my cell phone.

>>37055438
why is one of your keys missing?

>>37055520
I'm trying to remove all of them but it's hard without fingers.

>>37055531
why remove them?

>treading intensifies

>>37055545
Because I lost one and I want it to match

>>37055549
I do not tread, I slither.

>>37055438
whos shoe is that in the bottom right corner?

>>37055558

Also you are fat as shit. I doubt you can even constrict you are so fat, you probably just suffocate food by laying on it.

>>37055585
Have you ever heard the phrase "There's a snake in my boot"

>>37055586
My species is supposed to be round. It's muscle.

>>37055610
Whats your opinion on commies, mr snek?

>>37055644
I have a cousin who says they need free helicopter rides.

What is your favorite food?

Original question for a snake

>>37055667
I eat one mouse a week. It's pretty alright.

what are some examples of foils within the play of Romeo and Juliet?

>>37055710
I can't answer that. How many snakes do you know that can read?

>>37055724
then how did you respond to all the other questions?

>>37055735
I have difficulty turning the pages in books but I can shitpost fine

what political position would you describe yourself as?

>>37055783
Monarchist, with myself as the king.

>>37055939
monarchy is a bad form of government

>>37055939
do you get angery from loud noises mr snek?

>>37055963
Yes. I keep my phone muted

>>37055955
for you

File: tsuchinoko.png (568KB, 1392x1437px) Image search: [Google]

568KB, 1392x1437px

Are tsuchinokos real?

>>37056040
Tushinoko cute.
I've never been to japan though.

File: iso tuijotus.png (61KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 800x600px

i am scared now.... what is going on?!!

File: 1494643134356.jpg (681KB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]

681KB, 960x1280px

ever wear clothes?

>>37056074
This is /snek/ now

>>37056076
I'm growing too quickly for them

What kind of music do you listen to? Favorite band?

>>37056155
I'll listen to anything on a subwoofer but I dont like loud sounds

>>37056178
what is your least favorite genre?

>>37056196
Christian rock.
They always say bad things about me.

>>37056205
which genre do you listen to the most?

>>37056216
I listen to gwar with nothing a subwoofer.

>>37055438
what fone do you use mista snake

>>37056234
I have a v20. It's drop proof, which is good since I have a short tail.

>>37055438
so you're a jew huh?

>>37056382
No, I'm a snake.

>>37055610
kek
Snek do you mind if I jerk off while you fuck my girlfriend? I mean it's not sex to you, so maybe I should say while my gf uses you as dildo?

>>37055438
that's a pretty THICC snake you got there

>>37056410
I'm not mature yet and I only like other pythons.

>>37056418
I am NORMAL SIZED

How do you type so fast while only having a tale
It doesn't seem realistic to me

>>37056447
i also use my head

How do I get a gf?


originally college

File: Top snek.jpg (101KB, 500x496px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 500x496px

I do not think a snek as yourself has the brain capacity for such fine motor skills. Can I get another snek pic so I know it for sure you are not a scam.

False snekposters has risen exponentially lately.

>>37056492
Take a trip to the pet store.

>>37056495
Cobras get out.

>>37055438
ssssssssssssssssssss
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
ssssssssssss
ssssssssssssss
ssss

original snake comment

>>37056521
Hehehe why would Cobra's need to get out. Nothing wrong with Cobra's. Honestly I believe that Cobra's are the mastersnek's. I mean we have cool side fins. But after all I am just a human with limbs so I do not know anything about Snek affairs. But Cobra's seem the coolest

Badger badger mushroom mushroom?

>>37056559
I prefer to stay in perfect silence than to hiss.

>>37056563
>Cobras
>Fins
It's a hood because cobras wear the same autism hoodie everywhere because they have autism.
It's not cool

>>37056584
hissssssss

File: 1470657413634.jpg (14KB, 262x263px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 262x263px

>>37055438

I feel a huge nostalgia posting in this thread.

It feels like 2009 - 2010 /b/...

lmao

>>37055438
What do you think about lizards, mr snek?

File: 1491113706894.gif (2MB, 270x188px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 270x188px

Where do I get a cute Snake such as yourself?

>>37055438
how do i get a gf

alt what's the best way to suicide?

File: mailboxers-snake-e1460629624987.jpg (67KB, 547x470px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 547x470px

do you type using your head or your tail

>>37055438
liking your audiophile grade cable man

omg sneks are so qt
:p
:)
:)
:p
:)
:)
:)
:)
:p
:)

snek do you have an owner- i mean a human pet?

>>37055438
I wanna have sexy times with you

File: farage laughing three.jpg (156KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]

156KB, 2048x1536px

>>37055586
>come in suspecting feel good cute animal thread
>theres a trap bullying a snake for being obese
i love this hellhole

File: why live.png (60KB, 500x357px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 500x357px

>>37055586
>ywn have a qt female snake crush you by sitting on your face

File: b roll face.jpg (30KB, 540x720px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 540x720px

am I a chad OP? would u coil with me?

File: b roll body.jpg (43KB, 540x720px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 540x720px

>>37060002
am I thicc :3

File: tumblr_m9wowrGxl31r0uk07o2_1280.jpg (325KB, 1280x850px) Image search: [Google]

325KB, 1280x850px

>>37056014
>for you
Kek, spoken like a true king.

>>37055438
What are your thoughts on windows 10 snek?

>>37055438
ssssss. blplplplplt?

>>37055438
Can I tread on you?