pick a GF

>>37055236
Also
>i can't read the fucking image reeeee

You will have to click on the file itself to see it in full resolution. It's a remnant from the days of a much smaller filesize limit on /r9k/

i dont know about this anon
also checking to see if im banned

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>>37055256
>>i can't read the fucking image reeeee
>You will have to click on the file itself to see it in full resolution.
Big fucking deal.

This old thing, lel

If memory serves Genevieve was best girl but some of the other ones had good arguments as well

>>37055236
Witness me discord friend.

For me, Fiona and Genevieve are the best.

This is literally the first "roll for a gf" image I ever remember seeing on /r9k/ (or anywhere really)

>>37055521
Back when this showed up in like 2012 or something Genevieve was the runaway favorite.
The OP had to try to make her less appealing but robots just wanted their qt autist gf

Fiona is perfect besides the video games, but I think we could cure our depression together

>>37055236
rolling for wojak feels feels and all that

alex is a total qt

Sarah is my choice.
I cant resist small asian girls..

Kill yourself with that garbage image resolution.

I have to go with Quinn. I know she's a typical stacy but she seems very genuine affectionate and passionate. I'm also very vain about how I look so we have common ground there too. I can be pretty apathetic so the drama stuff doesn't bother me that much and she seems like she would be able to snap me out of it when it got really bad. Plus I may want to try butt stuff at some point. All in all she is the best option to me

If I don't get a gf I'm killing myself lads

>>37055521
fiona, genevieve, alex are top tier

>>37055236
High test alpha here, give me some T H IC C

>>37055236
Wow, I remember this pic from back around 2012.

My top picks:

>Fiona, I like everything about her except the depression and the nonvirginity
>Genevieve is like a dream but she'd probably take offense to my humour
>Lily sounds great but the cutting is a big old red flag
>Charlotte, all the music stuff makes me HNNNGH but nothing is cringier than people telling stories nobody else wants to hear

Okay i will roll this time /r9k/

Rllloiorhg smOrgonalcment Xfdd

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Don't give a flying fuck, just as long as she's white. Power roll!

>>37056064
I will take it... and double down. No blackies!

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Bonus round. Only for real niggas.

>>37056120
There are no numbers. I cba to make a choice, but there are exactly 9 girls so it works out anyway.

>>37056120
I'll take a bonus. Fuckin' rolling.

>>37055236
Roll, and also original comment

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Rollin'

Layerin' the foundations

>>37056120
>>37056156
Got the fucking libtard. Ending it now, boys. Niggers can lick my asshole for all I care. I'm taking the bullet on this one.

>>37055236
Give me one that will give me hugs

>>37056180
Convert her. Earn that waifu damn it!

>>37056120
Cammie is the dream desu

>>37055236
Rollan for the /po/ chick.

>>37056230
It pains me to realize that Cammie actually influenced my taste in girls growing up. I first saw this in 2013 when I was underage.

The messy hair and the damaged goods thing really resonated with me.

I literally got memed into wanting a yandere gf by a fucking rolling image from /r9k/

>>37055236
I literally need Chloe in my life or I will die

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>implying I can get it anyways
oregano.

>>37055236
rollen orig

>>37056334
fuck that bitch, re rollllll

>>37056350
You some kind of goddamn normie? Genevieve is top-tier.

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>>37055236
i'm going for Fiona

also why the fuck does anyone who's above average in the IQ department have to be depressed? is it because they realize life is pointless and we're all just abig accident?
i need a Fiona in my life right fucking now.

Fuck it why not.

Let's see what I get lads.

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>>37056364
FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THE WORST ONE, GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
EXISTENCE IS PAIN

>>37055236
give me 99

>>37056400
I'd rather be fucking single.

Nice dubs though.

>>37056120

rolloreganino

Roll for 60

>>37055236
roll, these girls look average af for once.

I'd go for 45-49, the body image thing sounds problematic but i'm sure when she sees how morbidly obese I am, it'll put some things in perspective for her

>>37056469
Ehh, some like Alex and Siobhan are pushing 8, and most of the rest are at least above average.

>>37055560
I remember this.

There was also a "nudes DLC" version of this where all the girls had been matched up with nudes of other girls who looked similar to them and had fake text messages and stuff.

Sad to realize newfags don't recognize this image or just don't care.

>>37056469
>>37056506
theyre all like... realistically above average
its better than fucking instagram models and shit

>>37055560
I seem to remember the OP added "possible aspie" to Genevieve, but it hardly deterred anyone.

>>37055236
origonaly porofinaly

>>37056554
Yeah, the original idea with her was that she was some socially retarded country girl who only hung out with her parents and shit.

It turns out that "she is literally autistic" doesn't slow down /r9k/'s thirst, but "she has seen a penis before" is an instant no.

>>37055236
Would ANYONE pick Morgan?

>>37056609
Guys who want chubby girls over all else?

>>37056627
I GUESS, but Charlotte looks ever-so-slightly thicc without all the downsides.

>>37055236
im moving to texas

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>Jan
>Lily
>Siobhan
>Charlotte

They're the only ones who sound like actual people imo

>>37056684
IMO Siobhan and Genevieve are the only ones who sound fake

The problem with this image is that they're boringly realistic. The biography is an afterthought, people decide based on appearance and then whether they can tolerate the personality.

All the girls pretty much reduce to "she has some positive personality traits but either also has negative traits or has some behavioral red flags in her past. Also, you can fuck her."

Pretty boring waste of an imaginative exercise if all the characters end up being full normie.

>>37055236
Where is the at real option? Is that dubs?

>>37055236

Wherever I am, I must also roll.

>>37056739
Most of them are virgins which is pretty ridiculous (but appreciated).

>>37055236
Alright, I'm more fine with this than I should be.

>>37056790
it's actually kind of interesting to look at it as the distilled form of what kinds of women /r9k/ is actually okay with.

OP had to make multiple versions of this and nerf various girls based on how often people chose a specific one.

>>37055236
roll for 15 19

>>37055236
XD
xd
xd roll

>>37056818
yes i got exactly the number i wanted !!!

>>37056803
As a robot I'd date all the virgins (maybe except Samantha) plus Fiona and Gwen.

Alright lets my melanin enriched compatriots

>>37056866
Re-rolling my n-words, I got exactly the one I didn't want

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>Only Quinn will do anal

I didn't get Alex, did I?

Gimme some of that sweet do-re-me robot

>>37055236
rollerin my negrinos

>>37055236
rsegdbfdzdht

lego
ROLLING

>>37057055
REROLLERINO
I hate nigglets

Rollingo veri originalerino

>>37055236
I roll and don't hope for roast.

>>37055236
SUCK MY DICK SEMEN DEMON ROLL

>>37055236
GIB BLACK ONE NOW

>>37055236
fuck this shit. give me one!

Please gif me any gf me very desperate

>>37055236
rolleganoriginal

>>37055236
nigger orinigger

>>37055236

Fuck it, I'll take my chances with lady luck.

Rollina

rolling

oregano komento

>>37055236
tfw best girl lives in your home town
pls kek

>>37057450
oops i'm rerolling completely by accident

It seems unfair to choose, so I'll roll for a gf. But Alex (75-79) looks a lot like my oneitis, and the description matches her as well. So lets hope for the best.

>>37057462
that got worse
another accidental reroll

just give me the chink you dumb frog

rolling for sarah, sydney or genieve

>>37057542
ayyyyyy got Sydney

>>37055236
A semi hot black girl sent me oictures of her ass and said she wanted me to fuck her real bad once.

Kisama!!! Don't give me black or anele girlfriend onegai

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>tfw you will never date any of these girls because they aren't real and you are unlovable

I'm a bad person and hate what I rolled so I'm rerolling.

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>>37057867
maximum kek :^^^^^^^^)

originalo

>>37055236
Trolling for a rolling


Outfjugvg

Rolling for home school girl! Let's sperglord out together! I need it!

>>37055236
Fiona would be good but
>had sex once before meeting you
Therefore Genevieve is the correct choice.

>>37055804
Yeah, Alex is one cute trap, but I'm afraid that she might still be in love with her high school sweetheart.

>>37056120
If Nicoletta wasn't a slut she'd be my first choice. I think Emma is my pick here, would be nice to have someone who likes me for me and doesn't try to change me.

orll

>>37055236
why are the black gfs so shit
only good ones are Genevieve, Fiona, Siobhan and Quinn

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I want lily to make me cyoot papercrafts!
roll me wojak tho.

Genevieve master race. With a name like that, you can't go wrong.

>>37058095
Fuck i guess i'll try the bonus round
>>37056120

Am I the only Charlottefag?

>>37055236
aTs!3jrka

>tfw no real gf
Orion

>>37058155
I considered her but there were a few things that turned me away.
>singing
Singers are very, very annoying to be around, don't know if you've ever lived around one. They're pretentious as fuck and have to insert singing into regular speech for no reason.
>tells boring stories
>only cums from oral and vibrators
Means that she desensitized her pussy with excessive masturbation using vibrators. If she didn't have such an abrasive, egotistical personality she'd have been a huge slut.

Unquestionable power rankings:

Supreme tier:
Fiona
Alex

High quality tier:
Jan
Quinn
Sarah
Sam
Chloe
Naomi
Charlotte

Middle tier:
Lily
Cleo
Siobhan
Sydney
Sinead
Michaela

Shit tier:
Daniela
Gwen
Morgan

Massively overrated tier:
Genevieve
Genevieve
Genevieve

rollerino mambalino

>>37055236
Finally I'll have a girlfriend

>>37058216
>tries her hardest to make you happy
>overrated
You just hate her because she's popular. She's objectively best girl.

>>37055236
Pls be good

Sub7shobwoajywc

>>37055236
I'll just roll because I'm lazy to read all of it

>>37055236
Rolling for becoming the girl

>>37058258
She's fucking autistic, anon. Have you ever met an autistic girl? It's not all "i'm so shy and can't talk to other boys uguu~~," it's disgusting and will never be able to provide a healthy relationship.

I know autism is a meme here but you do not want to try to date a legitimately autistic girl. Relationships only work if both partners understand how the other is feeling. Autists literally cannot into emotions.

>>37058301
>implying I myself am not autistic
>implying I could handle a relationship with a girl who has friends besides me
What board do you think you're on?

Anyway, you're argument is a strawman, she's never confirmed to be autistic on her pros/cons list.

roll for cleo

>>37055236
roll for Fiona,

>>37058414
I HATE NIGGGERRS !!!! AAAAAAAH
I Will not take a nigger never ever .

>>37055236
OK I'll roll
Hoping for someone good

>>37055236
gib nice gf pls

Hmm

Origim

>>37055236
95-99 is the only life i know

>>37055236
rollilining it

give gurlfrend

gibe me a qt pls

>>37055236
They're all fucking womanlets what the heck op.
Gimme Lilly, 5'9
Michaela is too much of a cunt for that sweet 6'0.

>>37055236
although im already in pursuit, roolin

>>37055236
all of them seem annoying as fuck to be around. I really like being alone
>tfw you realize you don't really want a gf. you just wanna bust a nut

>>37055236
fucking picking im gunna roll

oWo
Rolliiio

>>37059555
Great, tripa for a shit-skinned monkey. I'm a lucky man.

>>37055236
Hhhhyyyreeeeeeeeeeee

>>37055236

You could've saved me the hassle and uploaded a higher res pic.

>>37055236
Dice roll
No shit pls

>>37055236
rollen

Originaloili

>>37055236
>pick a GF
but i dont want a gf. I dont want drama and emotionally charged environment.

>>37059612
>Black
Reoll

>>37059633
This girls are shit desu

>>37055236
Feels pls

Rollindeoregenal

>>37055236
do u get banned if roll?

also roll

>>37055236
girls stress me and i don't like stress

I'm going to pick one, I'm going to roll for one.

>>37055236
Roll now nocgib.

ayoholupwatup

>>37055236
pls 75 I love her

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>>37055236
>tfw balanced, 50% male 50% female brain so can be my own gf & bf at the same time

>>37055236
Pls gf come to me

>>37055236
please be 95-99, i just want to be alone and die alone

HERE I COME NORMIES

>>37055236
roll for the... i'm not in the mood for this

>>37055236
Sur let's pick em

>>37055236
Rollan
Originale
Origionolio

>>37060688
Yay I got Chloe. Best girl desu

>>37055236
rollerinoasdfksrksdf
95-99 inc

>>37055236
Roll me a nice qt pls

Justifying greens he eve kid

>>37055236
let me guess, snake eyes.

Rolling for Genevieve or Charlotte

Vindicate I officio pediatric

Penning Brno indemnify

>>37060785
Not to bad I guess. I can break up when she cheats on me.

>>37055236
Let's see how I fair

>>37055236
let's see what this does

>>37055236
rollerino originalio original

>>37055236
Are there any girl(male)friends there?

>>37055236
Please tongue my anus rolliedollie

Rolling for Karebear=(:V) :O

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Screeeeeep

See what I want to know if those are real people. If so, kind of interesting to see how they're summed up so easily. Makes me wonder what my description would be.

Roll roll forever aloe inc 95 99

>>37061059
Lol its perfect, sadly it will never happen

>>37055236
Let's roll that fucker

>>37055236
Le's get it on

rollin
mongoloid trash

Can I just get the tounging now plz?

Rolling for no gf
Or at least not a nigger please

>>37055236
rolling ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING oringignel

Gimme alex please

>>37055236
Yes, my time has come!!

>>37055236
here goes nothin`
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>37056120
holy rollers batman this wont do shit but I'm rolling anyway

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' orig

>>37055236
Gwen's a standout for me.

big titters

>>37055236
here to bowl

>>37055236
Roll then nigger

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this is definitely not oregno

Fucking damn it something tells me this is not real

>>37055236
Rollan' for muh GF

>>37055236
I would like to formally request a roll

Says my fucking comment is not original omg this fucking board.

>>37062622
Ayy! Got the kind of good one. Open to anal and likes video games and anime.

>>37055236
rollerino rollerr

didnt read them all but Chloe is best girl

The Holy Roller Godspeed

gene or fiona pls
organization

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>>37062692
>got the virgin qt
hold me lads its finally happening

>>37056120
roll for emma

>>37055236
here i go boys bloxblox

>>37055236
Free sex after I die, especially when the girl is not guaranteed to actually want to have sex with me? Rolling!

rollerino for qterino

Who /Chloe/ here?

I could make her degeneracy go away

>>37055236
Ravioli ravioli give me the rollioli

Please be white and original

>>37056120
rolling for Nicolleta to try to get a bass playing creative quirky waifu who will be impressed by me

>>37055236
Rolling


orgnaxxlxx

rol 2345345345

>>37055236
Naomi plz? Give me that sweet hippie pussi

>>37055236
Rollorononono

>>37063849
Reroll?
Originolliolini

>>37055236
Nazi gf plz

I'll take Sarah, Genevieve, or Gwen.

>>37064255
NICE. When can I expect her to arrive?

Rollinskijewbangconfidentiality.

>>37064315
Bullshit. Take it back, I don't want it.

i am having an original roll xd edgy amyayay

>>37055236
Genevieve I just want a clingy gf

>>37056120
I'll take Hannah or Ai. Also please post more of these.

>>37056529
If anyone had any this "nudes DLC", please post it.

>>37055236
Rollie pollie ollie rollie dollie mollie

>>37056120
Need something to replace the dumb sporty religious girl I got. Hit me.

Rolling for 75-79
She's cute as fuck

>>37055236
Henry Rollin'sy

>>37055236
wow i just got my first 2 second mute, iguess r9k works. now I roll

>>37055236
It's gonna be 95-99

>>37055236
rollerino or imma kill myselferio

>>37055236
rolling around at the speed of soundTM

>>37055236
How does my gf look?

>>37055236
Rolling.

Oigirrnal posterino

>>37055236
I'm going to love this and regret this at the same time!

>>37055236
Rolling for waifu lads

Orangeinaroll

First I was afraid

I was pretrified

>>37055236
I must roll for the glory of Kek

Rowrowrolling the power

>>37055236
Rolliniroganal

>>37055236
RAWLLING AAAAGAHGHGGG

>>37055236
I have read the whole list and would find most any of those acceptable save for the super feminist ones.

>>37055236
Muh Muh interest

orange mint rollers

>>37055236
I swear to God if even these shitty rolls I get 95 to 99

>>37056120
Hit me senpaifam

Roll'd originalasfuck

>>37055236
I got gwen
I'm a prick but she's the worst deal ever.

And I only like old-fashioned black girls

>>37055236
I always get a chuckle out of these bios.

Here's to 25-29, 50-59, or 80-94

hell yes!!!!!! rollan!!

>>37061031
the pictures are obviously real
the biographies are obviously fake

>>37055236
Siobahn/Chloe.
Girls that drink/do drugs are my fetish.

>>37066305
Guess I got the mirror image of me.

>>37055236
Orignalino rollerino

>>37055236
I'm feelin' real original today, boys.

>>37056120
Originalino bonus rollerino

>>37055236
I'll study these scrolls
originally, of course

>>37055236
I alreeady know what I get.

>>37066400
original bonus rerollerino

>>37066339
None of them seems to be into the multi-orgy cuckhold fetish I have.

>>37055236
Anything but The trap and shitskins

>>37066500
which one is a trap, anon
none of them fucking are

let me see those sweet rolls

re[pw3r

>>37055560
Its because Genevieve is objectively best girl, also rollan

>>37055236
I'd probably pick Siobhan just because she lives in my city and she sounds pretty good apart from getting sick when she drinks and not being good at cleaning

wtf Fiona is literally me to a tee except I'm a dude and I shower

>>37055236
rolll fpor liliy<

Is this fucking original enough?

Damn right it is.

>>37055236
one of a kind arrangement of letters

I live nowhere near any of them but rolling

>>37055236
oof. Please grant me something good I know

>>37055236
rolllolo oregano

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>>37055236
i need to post :'(

>>37055236
Pickadoodle
Original content.