Hair styles of /r9k/? this is mine.

not even thinly veiled PAY ATTENTION TO ME BOYS bait

put a shotgun up your ass and squeeze the trigger sweetie.

>>37055215
Go away stinky fembot go eat a beta orbiter ugly

>>37055240
What lube should i use?

>>37055276
Water-based

>>37055276
Use gasoline

>>37055244
jokes on you buddy im a boy

>>37055215
How do you get your hair like that op?
im asking for a friend, i promise

>>37055387

No you're not.
Tod yld yld

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>>37055470
Basically this. drew a lil diagram

>>37055215
So you made a thread to show off your haircut? Kind of pathetic so I guess you're in the right place.

>>37055727
>tfw no qt short hair gf
Why do you have to remind me you fucking faggot?

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>>37055798
Big feel

>>37055727

I'm getting my hair cut like this soon. Good taste anon.

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Ask for this then try to stay in for a week so it grows out to look less neo-nazi.

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did i fuck up chums?

>>37056165
you look like a welfare brad pitt

>>37056212
yeah but the bandanna is sooooovery bad

>>37056249
i wasn't wearing it seriously then. i forgot why it is on

>>37055215
arent you 16 years old

Dang nigga you gay.

>>37056288
2 years ago i was

>>37056348
U bak for that legal D?

>>37055727
i was thinking of doing something very similar to this, but with a bun up top instead of bangs

would that look bad

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My mother cuts my hair.

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>>37055215
oooooriginalioooo
von dictorio bucci

>>37056704
do you have a benis or bagina

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>>37056704
This looks like the face of a true fembot. Looks to be pushing 30, mom cuts her hair.

>>37056757
bagina
>>37056757
> Looks to be pushing 30
ouch, I'm 21...

>>37056704
Honestly cute face im sure benefit from better bangs

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>>37056723
Ayyyy someone who understands

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>>37056682
So i'd assume something like this?

>>37056899
You look thirties Imo too. Definitely get skin care products, wear some light makeup, get a better style and clothes. Right now you look like a Mormon mother of 4 or a socially awkward cat lady. What are you doing on here ANYWAY?

>>37057131
>What are you doing on here ANYWAY?
socially awkward cat lady

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>>37055215
>hair styles

>>37055215
Very fagotty OP
If Black man's spunk receptical was the look you were going for, you've nailed it!.

>>37056704
Does your mama still change your diapers too? Come on...

>>37056704
you look like a homely female side character from a 90s tv show or a movie

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Where my bowlcut boys at??

>>37055240
That's a girl? I thought it was a trap before they realized they were a trap

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>>37057108
more like this. im no artist

>>37057217
>currently lives in his car
how the great have fallen

>>37056704
You look like you could live on a beet farm but qt

>>37056704

you have great teeth! i'm sure many are jealous of your bright smile

>>37057241
jesus christ no. dont listen to anyone else on this board unless they agree with me. a thousand times no.

>>37056704
Very beautiful
originalkeks

>>37057269
oh. o-okay. i thought it might be cool. :[
i have so much long hair to work with

>>37057200
i honestly get cute late 80's mom vibes from her

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>>37056704
You're better at smiling than me

>>37057284
i want to worship your butthole

>>37056704
Aww you look so innocent

>>37057276
go /fit/ and get a crew cut, you people have to understand that anime is not real. thank me later

>>37057284
QT alert holy shit you're way too hawt for this board, are you Real? Damn

>>37056212
wow you really fucked up man.

>>37057307
i dont like anime so it definitely isnt inspired by it. i just want to put my hair up...

>>37057284
wouldrape/10
just admit youre here for (You)s

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r8 my haircut, did it myself

>>37057284
First 9/10 I've ever seen. Your smile is splendiferous.

>>37055215
>>37056704
Get a haircut you disgusting homos.

>>37057321
you can have longer hair but that looks like a mess and the average person would agree.

>>37057284
how are you here? for the free (you)'s?

post contact and make some lucky robot happy

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>>37057345
please save me from a life of ridicule

>>37056704
Not gonna lie, you're super cute, the redness in the face is kind of a turn off, but I'm assuming you don't look like that /all/ the time.

>>37057453
That's fucking retarded mate. Every time I see a man with their hair up/man-buns like that, I get a strong urge to curb stomp them.

>>37057453
im telling you man just get a crew or smth, man buns are faggy

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This is how my hair used to look like.

>>37057539
>>37057546
well then it must simply be not for you or youve never enjoyed long hair before. no need to get all up in arms about it

>>37057561
Are you an originfiwb trap?

>>37057584
>must simply be not for you
cmon man lets get real, your average person thinks manbuns are awful. you choose what you want to do with that info but its the truth...

>>37057561
you should transition tbqh

>>37057618
im not out to please anyone, anon. i like the warmth it provides in such a cold place of the world and also being able to put it up when i need to work on things. it's practical. would it be easier to accept if i stated i was already on a slightly faggy side?

>>37057584
>>37057641
Dude, man buns are the gayest shit you can possibly do besides straight up fucking a man. I've had long hair the majority of my life, I feel you when you say you want to do something with it, but this is not the route. You just look like a pretentious piece of shit, and everyone's passing thoughts will be "ew what a freak". If you want to be "practical" then you'd just shave your head or get a haircut. Everyone I've known with man buns stopped doing it after less than a week because they looked like assholes.

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Havent cut my hair in like a year and a half. Straight from a buzzcut

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>>37056165
I have this haircut, but down to the skin. I'm told I look like an SS Member a lot. I don't give a fuck because it's a good haircut.

>>37057654
>dismissing things using the word gay
i thought i was done with high school

>>37057641
>i like the warmth it provides in such a cold place of the world
ever heard of a hat?
>its practical
lol

you do you but if you wanna be a fag thats your decision

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>>37055215
>>37056165
>>37056212
>>37056704
>>37057284
>>37057561
>>37057655
You're all very good looking, face-wise. Not trying to be the super positive "motivational speaker" guy, but really, you all look really cute.

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Original NEET hair.

>>37057666
because it is. you look like a homo by having a man bun. this post if nothing else just proves the man bun stereotype of being pretentious.

>>37057674
Like thanks man. Nice of you to say

>>37055215
dem lips tho.

>>37057655
why blur out your face now? you posted yourself 1000 times already.
sorry if you are not the chesthair fag

>>37057800
Half the time its not even me. I usually blur my face in threads where the face isn't needed

>>37057770
Honestly id consider them my best quality

>>37057666
Nice trips

I'm not dismissing it by using the word "gay" as meaning "stupid" or "bad", it legitimately makes you look like a homosexual. I'm trying to help you not make a mistake. If you do this you might as well carry around a sign that says "I'm a jackass".

Does anybody else fucking hate the buzzed side and back haircut?. It's ok if you want the massproduced 21st century fuck boi look but i'd rather just have no hairstyle at all. I.e grow it out or buzzcut it all off.

>>37057944
im fine with looking like a homo. i have no social life either, this hair is just for me, not attracting mates with peacock feathers. and the people that do know me know i am not a homo or some sort of asshole so i think i could at least give it a try without the risk of social suicide

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>>37057603
I'm a vagina but I wanna become a boy.
>>37057635
I know.

Recent pic.

>>37057561
be my qt bf bls ;_;

>>37058124
show your full dyke hair

>>37058124
>he's pretending that he's a FtM for attention now
Kill yourself, scum.

>>37057693
Darn, I wish to be a asian to look like this and don't like a fucking beatle or that faggot of bieber.

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my roots have grown out a lot though and i need to get it bleached again

>>37058428
looks like a wig desu

>>37058440
its not my hair is just really soft and shiny, you have to take good care of your hair after you bleach it

>>37058449
never heard of hair bleaching sorry

>more than half of the pictures are from girls

really activates the almonds

>>37058473
its when you make it blonde, or in my case i wanted it white/silverish because i was planning on going purple but i was too lazy and i liked it platinum blonde

>>37058490
there are more girls here than people think desu

>>37058490
I do this in every thread. It gets me (You)s and makes people think there are actually girls on this board.

>>37058490
>hair thread
>45 posters
>only 10 posted hair

>>37058428
I'll bleach you if you know what i mean

>>37058537
okay that'd be great i really need my roots touched up thanks anon what a pal

>>37058498
why are women not content with their natural hair color jeez

>>37058547
ok I have some great stuff that kind of smells like bleach but isn't actually bleach we can use.

>>37058564
because i can change it to whatever i want because of modern hair technology so i will

the real question is, why are men not content with their looks but do nothing about it?

>>37058512
But i have no hair. How am i supposed to post hair if i have no hair

>>37058600
post pubes

>>37058591
anon if your semen has a strong bleach smell you should get that shit checked out that does not sound healthy

>>37058630
It's pretty normal actually, thanks for the concern babe.

>>37058595
>why are men not content with their looks but do nothing about it?

sorry but I go to the gym every weekend

>>37057284
Whatsapp at all?

>>37058693
i workout too, you can do more though

>skincare
>hair styling and cuts
>clothing
>etc

i don't understand why men don't take advantage of modern technology and do any of these, making yourself beautiful is easier than ever nowadays

>>37058428
Pls fuck me

>>37058742
are you a virgin? i only fuck pure lads

>>37058723
Most of them are very boring.

>>37058757
skincare is not boring, it feels amazing

it also feels great to wear nice clothes and look nice, same with having a nice haircut

>>37057561
>originfiwb
are you a girl (male)
(you are very pretty)

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>having a sensible haircut
fugging normies hiding your power level is so 2016

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Thinking I'm going to cut my beard shorter very soon

>>37058723/

>>skincare
My skin is fine desu

>>hair styling and cuts
I love my natural hair

>>clothing
I don't want to dress like a fag

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Not in education, employment or in a barber shop

>>37058755
Yes I am please please

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>>37058806
just at least try some good skincare products, like masks or scrubs and stuff, and moisturizers. trust me that shit feels amazing.

also this is what i consider to be stylish male clothes and haircuts doesn't seem very gay to me desu

>>37058838
post your hair first, virgin cuck

>>37058772
No, skincare really is boring. I've tried it but I can't ever remember or feel like working it into my morning routine

>>37058852
>tfw no gf to call me a virgin cuck

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>when it's greasy it looks like the JUST cut
>uneven hair line

I'm going to start wearing hats

>>37058851
Replace the shoes with some boots and this is my usual style.

>>37058853
you don't have to do it in the morning i do a mask like one or twice a week

i moisturize every morning though after i shower and before i put makeup on

then when i come home i wash my face, moisturize it, and put serums and stuff on it before i go to bed. it feels so good.

>>37058894
post pic pls sexy style anon

>>37058852
;_; why does that matter im a qt boi. I'm embrassed to be on r9k
>please bully me

>>37058923
post your hair then we need proof

>>37058899
We'll I can't argue with those dubs, but I can't say I haven't heard that before

>>37058851

>taking fashion advice from a choker wearer

no thanks

>>37058947
my standards are pretty low when it comes to a guy being fashionable desu, because most guys are just jeans and tshirt and thats it, so anything a step above that is pretty fashionable to me

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>tfw hair is too onecolored to look like something from witcher or GoT

>>37058910
can't no pics or clothes since im away from home :^)

>>37058923
OP here post hair cucko >:^(

>>37058961

fair enough, just an /fa/ loser here. What you posted is probably more fashionable in the average persons opinion compared to the stuff I like.

>>37059036
ya i tried to be more normal and not /fa/ because the guy i was replying to said he didn't wanna look like a fag

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Pretty much just have shoulder length hair that's parted in the middle or flipped to the side. I'd use a better picture but I can't take photos of myself in public.

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>>37058935
I can show you but I can't here. Also my parents made me get a haircut bc they hated my long hair
If you give me a way to talk to you I'll show you

>>37059008
I'm too embarrassed. I'll show you some place private
>ur qt for a dude

>>37059070
how old are you??? i don't want to get party vanned

>>37059070
>thirsty virgin cuck
No one is gonna give you their contact.

>>37059070
>>37059080
>I'm too embarrassed
>anime pic

found the greasy neckbeard.

>>37058988
You look like a jedi

>>37058124
fuck my boipucci pls gently

>>37059080
Just cover your face you fucking retard.
No one's gonna care
goddamit

/r9k/ - /soc/

You people are cancer.

>>37058124
>I wanna become a boy
post hairy armpits

>>37059178
no one fucking cares and this is one of the only fast threads right now

instead of bitching about /soc/ and gayshit or whatever, and hastening the board's death, why don't you make your own, good

>>37060023
...threads

fuckk

>>37058428
Pretty sure I've seen you on /soc/ before...

>>37060127
Actually, pretty sure I saw you on /r9k/, people said you looked like a man but I thought you looked normal

>>37060023
Because all they post is trap threads

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>>37055215
I just throw it around to be quite honest

>>37060512
only 20 and look at that fucking balding hair

>>37058880
>tfw got a haircut on 4/20 and it came out uneven

Almost the same type of haircut too. Damn.

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>>37060512
>>37060552

you can work things out

>>37056704
cute smile unironically

>>37060601
>dying while hugging your waifu as she crashes into Venus
That guy died like a legend, the way any man would prefer to end.

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>to intelligence to talk to barber
I get whatever haircut they feel like giving me, less fuss that way.

>>37060804
>to intelligence to talk to barber
>to intelligence
>intelligence

>>37060824
this bant is worst bant
lurk moar

>>37058428
spoony get the fuck off of /r9k/

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>>37059166
>>37059110
>>37059086
>>37059110
19, skinny. Not a memebeard, am a wagecuck

>>37060877
leg hair doesn't count

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I have long hair that goes down to my chest.

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Who /shaved/ here

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>>37060963
You mean who is /balding/ here

>>37057148
at least we have each other
it's worse than losing a leg

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I need a haircut and a beard trim.

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Fembots/Traps gets all the (You)s

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>>37057217
Bowlcut gang

>>37061167
Cyclops?

>>37061166
become a trap and get some (you)'sthen by my gf (male)

>>37061255
AUGMENTED

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Buzzcut is patrician tier

is this the place where i can get good hair tips?

>>37061387
No. Everyone has a shit haircut ITT. Including me.

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Messy cuz I just woke up

>>37061599
That doesn't look messy at all.