In this thread, post depressing pictures. I will start

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Here's another sad birthday

>>37054029
America the picture. Everyone over 25 is clinically obese. Two sources of soda. Taking pride in corporate identity(chevy) because you don't have an opinion on anything else

t.American

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I dont know why but i find this kind sad

>>37054029
>chips

Lucky guy, I wish my parents bought chips as a kid/teen. Now I live on my own and because I've been depraved of them for so long, I now eat lots of different brands and types in search of lost time.

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>>37054423
>feeling sorry for a roastie
Pathetic

Does /b/ still have b'aww threads? They were always cringe fests but I miss them for some stupid reason

>>37054447

i meant her parents, not her. she seems happy

>>37054443
>tfw my mommy only ever buys faggy ass veggie/sweet potato chips, or maybe plain tortilla chips.

The fuck, if you wanna be healthy, but real food, snacks are meant to be tasty.

>>37054447
>tfw this could have easily been me

Thank fucking god I got out

>>37054423
I would love her and care for her

All of my birthdays since teenage years have looked like these pictures, mum usually invites the whole family over to get the numbers up.

I refuse to even go downstairs anymore.

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I have a whole folder of sad birthdays.

Dumping (1/?)

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>>37054617
Dumpling (2/?)

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>>37054632
orgiasdfilakdjalskdjalskdj

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>>37054645
asdlkjasdlkjasdlkjasdlkjasdlkj

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june is a month the world over

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>>37054654
one of his two coworkers is already half-way out the door :(

he must really be hated

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I wonder if he got wasted that night?

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>>37054667
asdpoiqwelkj

>>37054632
What is this things gender, I can't even assume it

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>>37054679
jesus dumping on /r9k/ is hard because of this fucking robot

>>37054667
At least his workplace acknowledged his birthday. Nobody even did so much as tell me happy birthday at my job

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Sent this to my brother last year because we are both robots.

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Do people still do bawww threads over in /b/? I kinda miss those but always end up seeing stuff I'd already seen dozens of times, so now even redit is better for that sort of thing.

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>>37054695
asldkjasdlkjasdlkjasdlkj

>>37054674
lmao the picture on the fridge is amazing though. that hat

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It's sad because it's in my kitchen.
Each box is 12 ramens.

>>37054674
the background elements of this picture are incredible
>rack of knives
>baby photo on fridge of the guy making the exact same retarded face
>case of budweiser

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>>37054707
aasldkfjjfkdla

>>37054674
Wasted on Jesus

Is 20 the magic number or something?

I don't get why these are sad?

Did you guys not have just family dinners for your birthday when you were growing up?

I literally chose to have just my family there for a dinner every year

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>>37054737
You're never too young to have no hope for the future.

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>>37054726
asdsdfdfgfghghjhjkjkl

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>>37054770
qmwnebrv

>>37054617
why did you name it "sad 29 birthday". It clearly says "20" on the cake

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>>37054784
wedding edition

>>37054749
No, some people do not have family dinners. It's also a reminder that you're one year older and your life is just as stupid as it's always been

>>37054770
>the china cabinet
why does every shitty, soulless family have a china cabinet?

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>>37054791
I'm nearly blind and didn't have my glasses on

too lazy to rename it

>>37054793

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>>37054804
>>37054800
china cabinets scream, "I'm tacky and soulless"

>>37054804
Fun fact: My mum made that cake for a client.

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>>37054819
queef latina

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>>37054823
I am genuinely interested. Please elaborate.
>>37054826

>>37054804
shit I haven't been on wizchan for a year now
still khfjcv but at least i'm not that depressed anymore

>>37054798

I'd honestly be more sad at my own party then I would be at one of these small dinners

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>>37054830
imagine ordering a pizza this big and nobody comes to help you eat it.

imagine all that pizza going to waste

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>>37054823
I didn't know hookers baked cakes.

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>>37054844
qwpoqwpoqwpo

>>37054423
Her Chad bf is clearly taking the picture.

>>37054029
depressing furniture

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>>37054854
Alright, I'm getting tired of dumping.

Here, have a grand finale.

>>37054854
You posted my picture, faggot. I wonder how old this kid is now though

>>37054423

This is before the hour long bukkake session with three large brown men.

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>>37054029
Even patriots get sad sometimes

>>37054029

Can we stop posting fucking cakes?

>>37054867
That dude has a shooting spree face

>>37054667
I'm losing my shit at the girl in the back

>>37054654
>clock shows 6:35pm
She's just doing a quick birthday routine with her family before hitting the actual party at 10 so she can get spit-roasted by Chads

These are all happy pics.

Everyone has someone to celebrate with.

>>37054632
is that a guy? he's fucking cute

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>>37054029
this kills the sparrow

>>37054667
Don't feel sorry for this guy. I hear he is a huge dick head if you reverse search the image.

>>37054830
>>37054848
>mum bakes custom cakes on the side
>coworker's sons birthday coming up
>wanted a special cake for the meal
>he likes computers so they went with that
>I suggested she base it on me and my laptop

And that's it really, mum made the cake and handed it over to the guys mum. They took it to a meal party and it was a real hit with the guests apparently.

I've got no real way of proving it but I vividly remember that cake being on our kitchen counter as mum made it and me giving her feedback.

>>37054844
that's a pretty sad thought anon

>>37054867
this is definitely a joke.

>>37054654
This isn't sad. Stacy is having a few homemade cupcakes and taking a picture before leaving and going to the party that Chad is tgrowing for her. The bra strap tells the whole story.

>>37054901
that's not even johnny cash's song wtf

stupid uncultured fag

>>37054784
I heard this kid hacked NASA

>>37054901

Do you think someone should tell him?

>>37054667
O SHIT THAT'S KIRK CAMERON

THIS ISN'T SAD AT ALL IT'S FUCKING FUNNY

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

>>37054951
the backstory is fucked up. This is in Iran, and the did this to the sparrow because they found him kissing his uncle. Truly makes me glad to live in the US.

>>37054830
Wow I was doing fine in this thread until I hit this picture. I guess I feel like young people can always bounce back but I couldn't even imagine being old and lonely and just waiting for death.

>>37054997
what makes you say that anon?

orifice

>>37055153
Why are they posing next to a valve for a heater?

It's clearly a college joke photo

>>37055147
I've worked in a nursing home and it really is soul crushing. That's exactly what they do too. Just wait around to die

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The fate that awaits all of us on this board.

>>37055147
My fear of aging stems largely from my fear of death. I know that at any moment, even as a young person, I could die spontaneously but I'm terrified of getting really old -- elderly -- because I know that when that does happen I'll spend 99% of my time concerned with the fact that the chances that I might die at any given moment in those years skyrocketed. I would be terrified going to sleep as an old man because the chances I'll wake up lessen exponentially with each passing day. I'd be terrified of that, every waking moment.

>>37055205
wait...what happened here?

>>37055232
A person died. That's decomp remains.

>>37055232
Obviously someone died and their body sat decomposing for a long time before anyone noticed.

>>37055232
I'd imagine the person died, and they were probably someone who lived alone.
They sat, rotting, on their floor for a couple of days to a week, waiting for someone to find their stinking pile of remains.

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Why do I find birthdays so sad? I've been so fucking depressed on mine ever since I was 12 or 13, even though I had a great life back then

>>37054793
Don't know why no one comforted her. Easy pussy

>>37055170
how much money does your dad make a year?

>>37055267
>mfw if I time my suicide right nobody will notice for about 3 weeks

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>have enough in savings to live for two years without working
>set all bills to autopay
>kill self
>years later police find spoopy skellington at my desk

>>37055279
Your subconscious is expressing grief at having lost an entire year of your life to nothing.
You're a full year closer to death, and have done jack shit with that entire year. Birthdays are a reminder.

>>37055336
He doesn't have an income. I am low income.

Damn, It is my birthday in 3 days. I will be 22. All of these birthday photos are giving me the feels. I know my mom will make me take a picture like these ones too. fml
>>37055402

>>37055471
is your dad a NEET

>>37054700
First time I read this, I was in a bad spot and depressed to the point it almost made me cry.

>>37054447
This has been me before

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When's the last time you guys had a real birthday party? I'm 26 and the last one I had was when I was 13. Since then, it's been dinner with family every year. I don't mind it that much, but still.

>>37055577
I don't even know what a real birthday party is, so i guess i've never had one

>>37055528
No.
kjashfkjhasfkj

>>37055577
Either 13 or 14 for me too. I'm 24 now.

>>37055577
Last time I had a "real" birthday party, I hated it. I was 10 and my mom threw a huge party for me. I was surrounded by almost all of my classmates. They hated me and I hated them, but their parents made them come because my mom paid them.
It was at a bowling alley, too, and I kind of hate bowling. I went to a bathroom and cried. I know, I was an ungrateful little shit, but I hate birthday parties.

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T H I S I S T H E W O R L D Y O U L I V E I N

T H I S I S T H E W O R L D W E 'V E C R E A T E D

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>born a Jehovah's witness

>Never celebrated a birthday in my life, even after I left

>Never had to face the reality that nobody would want to celebrate another year of me being alive

Feels like a fair exchange. I don't like cake anyway

>>37055668
I hate bowling too. I don't know why every normalfag loves it. I also hate swimming, and it seems like everyone loves that

>>37055555
mrewierwufweryuergwergtergwergwetgwerfqwerf

>>37055675
Eyyy I was/am a jw too..probably gonna leave when I move out of my parents house..although I don't believe in the religion or in god in general anymore I kinda don't want to leave cause I have really good friends there

>>37054128
is that a cake or a casserole

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>>37055577
I never had a real birthday party, I went to the movies once with my friend and his younger brother. we saw the simpsons movie. I sprayed my younger brother with sour spray like this pic and went to spray in his mouth and got him in the eyes and he was screaming on mainstreet in front of the movie theater while me and my friend were dying on the floor laughing

>>37055618
are you a NEET ?

obstacles

>>37055714
I'd recommend not officially leaving, I just moved a few towns over and everyone assumed I joined a new hall

I wonder how many robots started life as a jw. Not being able to have worldly interaction or play on teams is a push towards that lifestyle I'd bet

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enough of birthdays, here's a nice living space for you all

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>>37055776
Not that anon, but I'm a fellow apostate. I'm undercover at the moment, as I still live at home.

JW upbringing is certainly very robot-like, no birthdays, no worldly friends, no school teams, etc

>>37055757
No.

kjasfkj

>>37055776
Yeah I know I'm not gonna leave officially just move to another state and stop going to the meetings..although my friends are really bad "spiritually" they basically do shit that normal people do they're probably worse influences than the "worldly" people..although they still very much believe in the religion and shit

>>37055847
Is your mother a NEET?

aboriginal

>>37055577
I always overlook mine until my sister or somebody calls to say happy birthday and gets me depressed. I'm living in my truck now and mine is coming soon. Nobody is going to bother this year and I hope I don't pay attention to the date.

>>37055808

as someone who's never been to an urban area with a population above 1 and a half million, this photo is fucking mindblowing. I find it hard to believe this is real.

>>37054447
Why is that cake so fucking black?

>>37055852
Good idea, and yeah I've had people in the hall like that. I'd doubt most teens really believe what they teach anyway

>>37055808
Do you ever find yourself missing the congregation somewhat? There's a few decent people I miss talking to there, I'm pretty much all alone now.

>>37055897
Big cities are all like that m8. You should visit one sometime. I've lived in a 2 million+ city my whole life.

>>37055921
chocolate everything

>>37055888
No one in my family is a neet except my grandparents.

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>>37055942
>Do you ever find yourself missing the congregation somewhat?
Sometimes, but then I remember that they're not real friends and that feeling goes away instantly. Remember, real friends don't cut off contact with you because you disagree with seven old guys in Brooklyn or because you do not believe in god.

>>37055948
Not him but I've never lived in a town with more than 3k people. srs too

>>37055577
When I was about to hit 30 I decided hat nothing in the world ccould be more depressing than sitting around in my boring hometown eating dry sponge with my family.
>Booked a flight to Tokyo.
>On birthday 35 degrees
>Festival going on
>Wander through Akihabara buying myself whatever weeby shit I felt like
>Got superior cake from stall on way back to hotel
>Got snacks, some gundam kits to build, some quality porn and a pretty yukata and hair thingies.
>Eat cake in my hotel room whilst perusing my purchases, then go online and watch One Piece all night before going to One Piece tower next day.

Best 30th I could've hoped for, no regrets.

>>37055942
>There's a few decent people I miss talking to there, I'm pretty much all alone now.
That's why I'm kinda afraid of leaving..there's a lot of of people in my hall that are good people..and that I like talking too I feel that I'll be all alone if I just left and cut contact..

>>37056011
Jesus, you must be jesting. Where the fuck do you live? Russia? Sudan?

>>37056027
Mid western burgerland. I went to high school with 2 black kids. Everyone else was white

>>37056038
Ah, flyover country. Well anon what are you waiting for? Get the fuck out of there and experience the real world.

>>37056016
Yeah, it can be lonely afterwards, I miss them sometimes but >>37055976 makes a good point, real friends don't do that.

I've looked at some of their new stuff. Seem to have gotten better at making it interesting for kids, though they also seem more reclusive and cynical

>>37056055
I've thought about it. I've gone to my states capital and It felt like I could walk all day and not even see half of the city. It's a bit overwhelming desu. Maybe if I ever escape the NEET life

>>37056055
Dont give him false hope. Cities suck too. I have lived in a city of millions my whole life and I still feel stranded and alone. Being around nature seems nice

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>>37056096
The grass always seems greener etc, anon.

>>37056079
Honestly the cartoons that they make just make me cringe so hard..even the animation is fucking terrible lol

>>37056124
Indeed. Caleb and Sophia represent a new low for this cult. They've jumped the proverbial shark.

>>37054698
>tfw no robosibling

are all your conversations just green text stories irl?

>>37056151
I always thought that marrying a jw girl would be a good choice..a lot of the girls in my hall are really attractive,sweet and innocent but the downside would be that I'll have to basically be in this cult all my life and I'd rather kill myself

>>37056237
It's not worth it m88. Unless you manage to wake her up but that's a long shot. You'll both be miserable.

>>37056257
Yeah I know..so what woke you up to just say "fuck it,this is all bullshit"?

>>37055391
lol normies git prank'd

>>37056303
It was a gradual, slow process. First I started learning about evolution, which led to questioning the creation account, which lead to questioning the Bible, which lead to questioning the organization.
The final nail was reading Crisis of Conscience and discovering all the faults in the Society. I was done.

Thanks for the thread anons. I'm going to bed. As always, fuck the Watchtower.