Robots this is it. I'll keep you posted.

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>>37054017

>getting scammed for money by roasties in 2017

Sages

Congratulations anon, you just made her feel like a prostitute if she accepts
But you are also clearly from some this world shit hole so it might work out

>>37054017
>writing a goddamn novel in every reply
you dun fucked up already

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>>37054017
You're brave anon. gj.

>>37054017
literally the only reason she mentioned how her next check won't have much money is to bait you into spending money on her. and you did.

congratulations, OP. you're a fucking beta bitch and she's gonna take your betabux

>>37054150
this

>Maybe we can go on a date

Next time be more assertive

>When are you free, I'm buying you lunch at <name of restaurant here>

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>that shower emoji
I don't know why but this is hilarious. You are trying so hard to be casual and yet still failing tremendously.

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>falling for the woman meme
You goddamned fool. I don't understand why people on this board continue to embarrass and humiliate themselves by trying to talk to women. It is pointless because they will always end up fucking up your life in one way or another. Don't waste your money on this roastie op, have some dignity for Christ's sake

its not very smooth, femanons feel free to correct me but ladies love a guy who's smooth and confident and all the emoticons and double texts look desperate

i'd just send back "then why don't i take you out for a meal!" without mentioning anything about the job beforehand - it's just unnecessary

>>37054017
scroll up and take more screenshots. i need context.

>>37054017

Why do you both type like middle schoolers

>>37054225

I've heard the "be assertive" thing before but that just sounds like an obvious attempt to come off dominant

"I'll buy you lunch" reads better

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>>37054017
He's using text faces and emojis all at once

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OP here. No response. I don't know why I even try.

Here's what's above it

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>>37054477
She clearly does not want to talk to you.
And why the fuck are you using all of those emoticons?

>>37054477
>being this beta unironically

>>37054477
Denko: The English version in the making right here.

>>37054550
>>37054533
>>37054515
Would you like to see more?

>>37054599
No at this point I need to

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>>37054477
give up emojifag

japanese emoticons are for real men

send her this shit trust me

>>37054599
only if she replied

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>>37054599
i'd like to see you grow a pair, anon

>>37054477
>Did you have a nice day today?
Guys, do people actually unironically ask others how their day is going over text to initiate a conversation?

I thought it was a dumb way to start a conversation, but I realized I barely ever talk to anyone.

>>37054691
girls initiate conversation like that ALL THE FUCKING TIME

>O_o
>:)
>:(
>:D
>D:

I think this should stop it, especially the first one. It doesn't make you different or means what you think it means to her and she could see it as annoying.

Get 'er fucked lad!

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>>37054633
OP should use pic related.
>>37054599
Si amigo, also you should text her soon to talk. Like in the morning. Wait an hour or so then text her again, do you know where she lives?

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From the day before

>>37054842
>O_o
This is my reaction reading these. Why are you doing this to yourself?

>>37054842
I hope you learn from your mistakes. Good luck in life.

That damn girl wont even bother to answer. I hate such uneducated fucks.

>>37054842
STOP
USING
EMOTICONS

>>37054904
Does this level of naivety really come down to being uneducated though?

>>37054297

>"I'll buy you lunch" reads better
THIS.
Finally, someone who understands.

-cisfemanon

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Poo in loo text game o_O

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this thread has legit potential, show us more of your autism OP :DDDD o.O

hey anon O_o I'm a girl who XDDDDDD likes emoticons too!!!!!! do you wanna maybe get some lunch or dinner whenever your free lol its okay if you don't want to just message me so i know im not wasting my time hahaha

>>37054842
why blue out the name

>>37055011
Just a guess I'm going to say he said "qt"

>>37054842
baka honestly pham

Now text her something like "Alright you bitch I tried the nice guy routine BUT YOU DIDN'T FUCKING RESPOND fuuuuuck youuuuu whore! O_o"

>>37054842
Use Japanese Unicode emoticons instead of western Emoticons or using emojis. And don't abuse them to shit unless you are trying to be cute or playful.
Normalshits can sense you are not one of them and will hate you for it.

use more emoticons, she clearly thinks your game is weak

>>37055077
This OP. Also talk to her more. Give a short time between texts like 2 hours or so between messages. Persistence is key, and is how I lost my KHV card OP. You can do it.

>>37054477
Wtf is with all the shit emojis? Stop it. Get some help.

If she doesn't respond anon you're done there's no point in trying if this fails.

Holy fuck, this is pure autism.

She's outright ignoring this sperg or giving short replies that clearly show how uninterested she is and the tard keeps on trying.

Why do numales always ask the most retarded questions and say things like "look for a better paying job"? It's the autism, isn't it?

She isn't into you at all.
Doesn't take you as a potential mate at all.
Obviously you aren't very attractive to the opposite sex.
Evaluate yourself and ask others for advice on how to socialize and start lifting seriously.

>>37055125
I can also vouch for this

she's proably getting distracted by other dudes because you arent being persistent enough

OP texts like it's 2007

>>37054477
Jesus OP stop with the fucking smilies

Its anti pussy spray. I cant tell you how many times i cucked myself spamming that shit. Also quit coming off like a beta cuckboy. She probably thought you were gay this whole time

>>37055200
At least he tried faggot.

>>37055176
>>37055187
>>37055186

Shut up. OP can do it. Just let OP go after her and persist. She will respond to his emails if you know what I mean
O_o

>>37055231

You're a cruel and horrible person.

>>37054477
> O_o
Stupidest emoji, if you're going to be a fag at least use some better emojis. Also, the way you asked her out on a date was so bad, I'll buy you food... but only if you go on a date with me. Basically made her feel like she's being bought.

>>37055262
For believing in OP, how is that soulless? Do you want Stacy to forget OP?

>>37055344

>implying she wants to remember him

>>37055293
>Horrible way
To be fair, how else should he go about it? Should he do what people do in middle school with a cutout heart or high school via "will you go out with me?"

>>37055231
ncie try op

oreganos

>>37055344
you are just prolonging his suffering by giving him false hope

he needs to face the cold hard truth

>>37055389
Why do you hate OP? He's so close to first base, you want him to off himself? Get out asshole.

>>37055432
I'm not OP though. Do I look like a bundle of sticks that won't delivar?

>>37054266
because them walls and tits feel too good to stop

>>37055462

If he was any further away from first base, it would be proof the universe is expanding. Stop being a evil piece of shit.

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I came here to laugh.

At both you're pathetic attempt to try to talk to a rustie and the fact that you expect advice to talk to women in r9k.

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this is how you use emojis OP

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Here's some fanart, OP.

quintessential quints

>>37055506
How am I being evil? I'm not a diagnosed psychopath, I'm offended by rekt threads, I don't do /pol/. You are the rvil one tying to keep OP from getting his cock wet via pussy juice.

>>37055532
are those tacos?

>>37055600

sushi you baka

>>37054477
STOP WITH THE FACES OR EMOJIS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT ITS SO CRINGEY AND BETA

>>37055532
>>37055607
oh I thought it was a hotdog meaning you wanted to hook up.
Here I thought you were alpha and you're only taking the bitch out for sushi

>>37055607
Sushi is spending too much money on a girl you betabitch. Just buy her a slushie and a corn dog

>>37055538
kek'd heartily my man

>>37055656

that comes after

f

>>37055571

I didn't ask for your pathetic life story, cunt. Stop being a sly, evil, manipulative scumbag.

>>37055538
That's a very nice OC anon

>>37054477
Stop with the fucking emoticons.

>>37054760
An hour is too long. I say 15 minutes is the maximum time to leave between messages. Any longer and something awful could happen!

>>37055186
>"look for a better paying job"?
hahah it sounds like something an NPC from an old Japanese role playing game would say, translated in English

Did you idiots scare the OP off? I want his full text history

>>37055855
he said she hasn't answered. And besides I'm pretty sure OP's trolling . no one is this fucking autistic

>>37054017
These screenshots always give me second-hand embarassment. Please, just stop it.

>>37054842
>O_o
Finally a real robot on this board for once!

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I dont think shes really interested my dude, she doesn't even reply back to u at times

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OP just give up, you've lost this and are now digging a hole somehow deeper than the one your in right now.
Next time don't sell yourself out this hard, you've given novels compared to her interest in talking to you.

>>37055035

kekk o_O

we have all been there OP (but maybe with less emoticons). learn from this and move on, this won't have a happy ending.

>>37055532
example of a god

feels good knowing that theres guys as retarded and blind as OP

narrows down the competition

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>>37055707
>Cunt
Hello Earl, how's the spiders today?

>>37054691
it's only acceptable for a girl to ask such questions. It comes across as beta as fuck and maybe even a little creepy if you are asking a girl you don't know really well.

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OP is a smelly pajeet.
Why are Indian males always such betas who instantly spill their spaghetti when texting women?

>>37055186
Rejection is better than just jacking off and not doing anything anon

Tinder ruined sushi dates