>"Where are you taking me for our date, anon?"

To your house

>>37051389
TO THIS ALLEYWAY OVER HERE, BITCHHHHHHHHHHH

>>37051389
Actually, question to all the non-KHV out there - where DO you take a girl for a date? I usually go with a bar cause easy to chat and plenty of alcohol to lube up the conversation, but maybe you fellas have different ideas(:

>>37051389
to get you some fucking shoes
you feral bimbo

>>37051444
the girl lead me on. i thought it was cute at first but now it's just sad

>>37051444
out for tea pussy

>>37051404

This. I'm taking you home and gtfoing.

>>37051389
tO THE ALLEY BITCH

>>37051389
This hip restaurant called "Papa's House"

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*taps side of mug*

Roastie, please, I told you about talking to me before I finished this. Maybe I'll tell you where we're going, MAYBE after I get done with this bad boy first.

>>37051444

Here's some tips from the 1950's on what to do on a date: https://archive.org/details/WhattoDo1950

Although, be careful, or things might end up like this: https://archive.org/details/HowMuchA1958

To the closest $30 motel I can find.

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>>37051389
Straight to pound town

>>37051389
To poundtown so I can see if you're worth keeping

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>>37051389
>last date I went on
>gril from work that I have a crush on
>haven't talked to her much but she's qt or whatever
>match on tinder, message for a few messages then she ignores me
>She texts me out of nowhere (still dunno how she got my #, probably off the employee number sheet)
>"i'm bored let's do something"
>"ok let's go to the coffee shop"
>meet her there (no car)
>we get there, it's closed (kek oops)
>"uhhh ok let's just go walk somewhere it's nice out"
>walk to park and sit on bench for a bit and talk
>"Wanna go kick it at my place for a sec?"
>"sure"
>put on gay youtube videos for a min
>she's sitting next to me
>Decide to kiss her out of nowhere (can confirm this always works, if she's interested enough to hang out with you, she's interested enough to fuck. Done it like 6 times)
>start making out
>fuck her
>walk her home like a gentleman and all that

>couple days later she ghosts me
>double text her a couple times
>no response
>I get the hint
>still got da pussy tho
>don't keep texting her like a clingy sperg

meh

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>>37051524
you were saying something about your coffee ?

>>37051444
Bar is literally the worst place

Dinner and a movie never fails desu.

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>>37051444
I took my previous date to the local pizzeria and bowling alley a few days ago, we had a fun time. She texted me a today and wants to hang out again. Wish me luck anons.

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>>37051639
please wait until I've finished this cup before pulling the trigger, you know how I can get.

>>37051389
To the doctor to get your very large forehead examined.

>>37051389
Shoe store to get you some proper shoes, The Gap to get you a LONGER shirt, then my place so I can get you drunk.

>>37051389
Put some fucking clothes on you gook whore

>>37051646
>dinner and a movie

On a first date?

>>37051444

Coffee. Can't believe no one's said this yet. Go for coffee and if it's good improvise from there

>>37051698
pizzeria and bowling is a great choice
Much better than an awkward, quiet restaurant where every lull in conversation is noticeable.

Good luck, anon

>>37053335
I hate dinner for a first date unless it's someplace different from the usual sit-down type restaurant. Night market, beach boardwalk, etc.

>coffee
agreed. That's the new standard for first dates. casual and either party can bail if there's no chemistry