Femanons, would you be a total bitch if you could get away with it?

>>37049999
>3 "femanons, x" threads
filter and sage

>>37050053
But look! Mine got quads!

>>37050084
oh man I'm sorry, I didn't see that. here ill bump it. nice quads by the way

>>37049999
The things I'd do to this girl.. too bad I don't understand a word of her Russian.

Also checked

>>37049999
I'm just here for the quads. Nice quads OP.

No girls here, sorry. I came for the quads!

>>37049999
I don't need to get away with it. If you can't handle the truth, that's on you.

What are you gonna do, bat your eyes at me? You can barely defend yourself from Chad.

Beautiful quads OP, now go ahead and check my digits

>>37049999
Nah I'm a total beta. I let everyone step all over me and I have no self esteem. I wouldn't want to be a bitch anyway. I like being not a bitch

>>37050617
Be my not a bitch gf to love

>>37050617
This means you won't reject me if I take you as my own, right?

>>37050601
Kek, edgy. You do sound like a total bitch though, I'll give you that.

>>37050601
my sister had a similar mentality to you. She's 3 years younger than me. When I was 16 my tard strength kicked in and I beat her until my dad came home and I had to go to a psych ward

>>37050659
Story time, no abridging it

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Sometimes but I like being positive and bubbly instead! Do your best, okay?

Overwatch is for children and asians

>>37050659
>had a similar mentality
So beating her into submission actually worked?

>>37050677
Girls like you are always the biggest bitches on the inside. Always.

>>37050677
I want a gf like this, but you're probably fat unfortunately

>>37050698
Honestly probably, but I try my best not to be anyway.

>>37050705
You're a bitch if you won't post your email

Does being kuudere count

>>37050699
I'm 5'5 and 185 lbs so yeah I'm probably what you'd call fat. Sorry my dude

>>37050832
That's not being a bitch, that's just being autistic

>>37050889
Can I fuck you anyway? :^)

>>37050889
I like that kind of fat.

C A N A D A ?

>>37050617
But do you desire to have control and change yourself?

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>>37050889
>I'm probably what you'd call fat
What did science mean by this?

>>37050698
no she was still a cocky edgy little bitch
>>37050673
>be 16
>in my room fapping in one of my dads socks to the Naruto sexy jutsu episode
>hear my parents talking so I turn the episode volume up
>realize theyre talking to my sister about me
>turn off the tv and eavesdrop
>"anonsister, you know your brother is.. different right? Hes a little loony, so don't let him bother you
>go back and finish the episode
>after that my sister says stuff like "anon why do you have crazy eyes" or "anon that's the 7th time you washed your hands" or sometimes shed walk into my room and say "anon why are you taking to yourself again"
>start getting really pissed
>one day I'm playing guitar and my sister turns on her normie music really loud
>I walk in and ask her to turn it off because I'm practicing and she doesn't
>I start shaking and my face gets red
>I walk to the fridge and grab a bottle of root beer and smash it over her head
>she screams then yells "anon what the fuck"
>punch her and throw her to the floor and start suffocating her telling her to apologize
>she says sorry and I start punching her
>then I hear the garage door open
>scream and run into my room
>parents call the police
>apparently I'm mentally unstable and I went to a psych ward for two weeks
>once I got back I had to take a bunch of new pills every day
>every day I hid them under my tongue until my parents left and I would give them to the dog

>>37050659
kek

Are you and her close now?

>>37051032
Take a cyanide pill next time.

>>37051133
I don't think I was in the wrong anon, imagine if you were in my position. What would you have done?

>>37051175
Gone back to my room without violently assaulting a 13 year old girl.

>>37051032
So the dog was on drugs the whole time?

>>37051231
yep. fuckin clozaril and some other shit

>>37049999
Except plenty of men like bitches. So what's your point? Fucking most robots would do anything to get a tsundere to step on them.

>>37049999

I'm pretty mean I think, that's just my sense of humor, but I try to make up for it by complimenting my friends in very offhand ways about things they're insecure about, and buying them nice presents, making nice dinners for them and making sure they feel included in group activities

But I'm still kind of bitchy sometimes. So idk, I do get away with it.

>>37050956
>tfw your less than half her bmi
what did she mean by this?

>>37051335
can you be my mean bitch gf?

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>>37051032
At least the dog is now mentally stable.

>>37051382
Back off I want her.

>>37051382
her vagina is bleeding

>>37051398
he passed away last year but at least he did it mentally healthy

>>37051226
What a bitch ass nigga.

>>37051226
>admitting hes a normie
please get off my board

Kinda hard for an aspie not to be a bitch unless we just don't talk. Normies think honesty is bitchy.

Guys would probably like me more.

>>37052573
i like shy nice girls
but they don't like me

>>37052573
If that's the case, why don't you try it then? You've got nothing to lose if you've ended up here.

>>37049999
no? i dont have insecurities , which most of those people have

>>37052588
>shy
That's the thing - I AM shy, but I don't act like it. I'm pretty talkative if it's a special topic.
>>37052612
I lack the confidence.

>>37052682
show me on steam

I can already "get away with it," but no. I like it when people are friendly to me.

>>37052707
Fuck you normin

>>37052682
Samefag.

People seem to think that "shy" means an 8/10 girl with straight bangs and huge eyes and a high voice and girly clothes.

I'm 5/10, have messy short hair, a hatchet face, a lower voice, and dress in men's clothes.

The discrepancy between reality and the jargon frequently used in art to convey ideas is a great source of frustration in my life.

>>37052752
>>37052690
samefag of your reply
I was expecting someone frumpy, and I like girls with tomboy hair

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ITT

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>>37052752
be my hatchet face gf

>>37052775
>>37052997
>plying you'd actually like me

To respond more to the OP, I genuinely believe that being mean (or at least, cold) causes people to like you.

I've always been overly polite and been told that it "creeps" people out because it seems like I have an ulterior motive. I've always been forward and affectionate with guys and been rejected.

Other than the ulterior motive thing, I genuinely don't understand people's repulsion to decent human beings.
>>37052797
>whoever made this knew that you don't just dab rouge on the cheeks, but pull back to the cheekbones.

Count me impressed.