Hooker/escort thread

There is no occupation on the planet more disreputable and pathetic than whore.
Garbage collection is more dignified.
Sewer maintenance is more laudable.
Burger flipping is more estimable.
Whore patronage is no different from whoring.

>>37049550
I sleep with an escort or "massage" girl every now and then, been doing so for the past two years. The last one I was with was in March, a really cute busty Asian at a massage parlor. It depends on the girl because sometimes you get ripped off, but that time I got a half hour of BBBJ, DFK and multiple sex positions for $200.

>>37049693
Ok MoralfagBro

>>37049550
Nice OP. You a Eurobro or Nevadabro? First time?

I'll share my story later. Girl is on the way now (outcall).

I used to go to them every once in a while, but really they just can't imitate the enthusiasm of someone who actually wants to fuck you

>>37049771
>they just can't imitate the enthusiasm of someone who actually wants to fuck you

Means you're just ugly or creepy, bro. Or you've met wrong girls, i.e cheap hookers. I've had girls who I felt like were in love with me. One hooker even called me after and I have fucked her for free couple of times. I often get a blowjob without condom without paying. Just be clean and in shape, make her laugh and be nice to her and you'd be surprised how much better and personal the service would be. Just because she's a hooker doesn't mean she's not a female human being. They still have feelings and love sex with an attractive mate.

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Found this one through craigslist, going to see her either tonight or tomorrow
Doesn't seem like a regular working girl, asked me what I meant by uncovered and told me only 100
Honestly kind of worried she might be a highschooler

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>>37049550
This is not what hookers look like at all.
At least none of the ones that I have met, much less could afford.
They look more like pod people than models.

>>37050227
Makeup & PhotoShoop do wonders.
Dunno what this girl is like outside of the studio though.
There are escorts this hot, but they will run you $600+/hr.

>>37050167
Don't commit a felony, yo. Shit will send you to pound-me-in-the-ass-prison and you'll get put on a list.

I know its tempting but you gotta resist.

>>37050481
>Don't commit a felony, yo.
I don't plan to, if we meet and it's clear she's a kid, and it's always clear, I'm bailing

>>37050574
I wish you the best but don't fall into a honeypot Anon. 18, $100, and BBFS? Sounds like a setup.

>>37050070
You clearly are not a robot, so why are you on /r9k/ in the first place?

>>37050644
I know but a man can dream and at 11am I can just walk by and seem like a normal jack off going to panda express instead of a John scoping the place out

>>37050644
not that other anon, but what are some tips to sniff out traps / cops?
I heard something about not directly handing the money, making it look like a gift or something?

Do escorts let you touch their feet?

I've had sex with 18 women in my life (I'm 20 yrs old), and only one wasn't a hooker. Honestly, I kinda prefer hookers right now. At least they know I just want to get straight to the pussy, no mind games required. Just show up, pay, and fuck. Regular girls put up too much of a front just for a kiss on the cheek! I'll go back to regular girls soon tho, my ego would be more satisfied if I managed to successfully pick up and fuck a hottie in my personal life desu

>>37050936

yes, I have a raging female foot fetish, and I always suck on hooker's toes

>>37050909
I am that anon and yes don't give them money directly or say what's it's for, just put it on a table or whatever
Something very important to know is that cops can lie but they can't touch, so before any money makes an appearance have her grab your dick and squeeze her tits or something
Also if you are really nervous only refer to stuff in time IE you want to meet for a half hour or hour or whatever and don't refer to sex acts at all and what you want unti after the touch test

>>37050825
You're meeting in a public place?
Too cloak & dagger for me. I always go direct to the incall/outcall.

>>37050909
Depends on your locality, but here in Texas, the law is "Known or should have known." Meaning, if its obvious to the average joe you were engaging in hookerdom, then they've got you.

That said, stings primarily center around backpage & streetwalkers. I stick to review & screening sites (more expensive) to ensure I get what I want.

I think atleast 95% of the girls on BP are DTF, and the other 5% are just scammers/Tyrone.

I don't think there is any magic trick to not get busted, if you fall into their spiderweb. Trying to suss out cops in a regular session will just make the girl paranoid.

Anyway, if there was any way to be sure- never discuss sex acts or money ahead of time. Get the rates from her ad. When you meet, leave it in the bathroom (if your place) or put it down on the desk/dresser (her place) then excuse yourself for a minute.

By the time you come back, girls will be ready to makeout, so just give her some tongue or groping.

>>37050936
Depends on the girl. Generally, if it doesn't involve pain, pregnancy, or higher risk of STDs, girls are up for it.

Of course, some girls may be ticklish and agree to a foot session but back out later. Look for girls who post pics of their feet, usually that means they are feet-friendly.

>>37051054
>>37051067
I see,
so am I wrong to assume if she gets naked or I start fondling her tits, i'm in the clear?

also, are you saying I shouldn't discuss any sort of money transaction or sex acts via text / phone call either? is that enough to put against me if we do meet up?

>>37051067
>You're meeting in a public place
Like I said she's not a regular working girl as far as I can tell and I've had others that had me pick them up and take them back to my place

>>37051460
>if she gets naked or I start fondling her tits, i'm in the clear?
Pretty much
>shouldn't discuss any sort of money transaction or sex acts via text / phone call either?
Right, that's generally what cops do to nail you down and a lot of girls will ghost you if you immediately start talking about specifics

Seeing an escort tomorrow after my job interview. Not hopeful of getting the job so at least I'll have 10/10 Polish girl sitting on my face to cheer me up afterwards.

>>37051460
If she is naked and you're making out, you're in the clear.

The fact that you meet up is enough to bust you in Texas, but honestly stings are a really rare event. Can't say I've heard of any sting that involved a girl from a review board.

BP, of course, is chaos. You should expect everything to involve condoms. So, you don't really need to ask about the acts.

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>>37051581
Good luck bros.

>>37051581
Good luck anon, I hope you end up having a celebration fuck instead of a consolation fuck

>>37051597
America is barbaric as fuck.

Here it's legal and I can just waltz in whenever I want, take my pick from a line up, pay and away I go.

>>37051966
America is a dystopia where the rich are exempt from the law and the rest of us have to claw and scrape for less than our fair share
If you've ever wondered why Americans seem violent and crazy this is why, you don't want to get us riled up and focused