Bumble

>>37048697
looks fantastically gay

>>37048697
>the girls make the first move
that means they "like you" or something like that and signal you to message and then when you do message they never respond

is that about right? That's my experience with online dating.

>this app isn't available in your country
First YouTube superchat and now this?!
Why must I be cursed with life in the safest country on earth

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ya every bitch basically shifts the responsibility back on u by messaging "hey" first

>>37048880
Yea that's how it goes.
If you've ever seen a girls inbox on an online dating website, a fat 4/10 gets about 15 - 30 messages a day depending on where she lives.
There's really no logical reason for them not to Cherry pick for guys who are obviously loaded or extremely good looking and fit

>>37048902
wtf where do you live

Origaregintalio

>>37048697
>match with a girl on bumble
>she sends "heyy"
>bumble tells me to make the first move and not be shy
I thought the whole premise was that girls make the first move and risk their ego since they want to be like guys
what's even the point when it's basically tinder but with a one message headstart?

>>37048923
I mean at least they have to commit to sending that first message. It's not much but still better than tinder

>>37048957
Iceland
Our population is so tiny a lot of international brands forget about us but it's one of the quirks of living here.

>>37048974
>Implying hey isn't a perfectly good conversation starter
I'm pissed I need to try to think of some shit to say to not get ignored right off the bat.
If a pretty girl said hey to me in the super market I'd be happy as a bowl of clams

>>37048697
What kind of beta wants women to make the first move?

>>37048932
So why not improve yourself? It's not the women who are to blame. It's the "men".

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>>37049155
>just be yourself harder

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>>37049109
>happy as a bowl of clams

ur real qt anon

>>37048974
She said hey first. The point of bumble is to stop women from being harassed on dating sites.

>>37049137
It's meant for women really. Women tend to get tonnes of messages of tinder and OK Cupid as men tend to swipe right/message virtually every non-fat woman.

With Bumble it saves a lot of time as women will message a guy they like and the guy will almost certainly respond.

>>37049178
No, just be someone decent. You can change yourself. Be better then be yourself.

>>37049155
>Trolling for (you)s on 4chan
I know it's tough getting Facebook likes but this attention seeking behavior is actually pathological at its core in the first place.

>>37049109
hey offers literally nothing, especially when they have empty bios. what the fuck are you supposed to say? literally anything has a risk
>come off as sexual?
Creep
>come off as safe
too safe, no backbone, boring guys
>tell a joke
she gets offended, she didn't like the joke, why didn't you know beforehand?

there is literally no way to win when you have no info to go on. You play it safe, but then you're bland, you go for the kill and ask for a hook up and you're too forward

there's no winning in dating as a guy

>>37049205
the app was sold as a "feminist empowerment" bullshit, where women can take the initiative too. But they never do, they literally never start a fucking conversation or keep one going. they are literally unable to give anything more than 1-2 word answers and list netflix tv shows as their interests.

>>37049245
This isn't trolling. Sorry the truth hurts you so much.

>>37049253
You sound just as dull bro. It's an app so women don't get harassed. It doesn't mean you don't have to put in effort and be a man.

>>37049253
>Hey offers nothing blah blah empty bios reee
>Hey
>Hey, how are you? Where are you from
>O I live in a cuckshed outside anons mom's brothers son's house
>O cool I put a pen up my ass at least once
>I've also put stuff up my ass
>Let's try it together?
Boom.

>>37049253
Oh, you should only tell jokes if you're funny. You clearly are not.

You're supposed to talk to her, not interview her. You sound like a serial killer.

>>37049283
>don't have to put in effort
I do put in effort, but the women should put effort in too, it's an app where women are supposed to take the initiative and go at the pace they want to, not just pass a conversation to a guy. They're big kids, they can handle putting their ego out there to be shot down too.

>>37049313
nice reading comprehension faggot. go back to /pol/ with your incoherent ad-hom and cuck posting.

>>37049269
Trust me, I'm actually comfortable with who I am

>>37049337
your advice is shit my friend
fuck off this board

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>everyone is a trap
no thanks

>>37049340
>Nice reeeding reeee
Your autism is literally hanging out, don't you have an mgtow thread to samefag in?

>>37049109
Have you seen how many women put "Dont send me a message that just says hey" in their profiles

>>37049370
don't you have a /pol/ thread to falseflag and ree in?
look, it's not my fault you're so insanely stupid you can't read more than 3 words before completely overloading your brain.

>>37049372
Yes I have and it's because they get 80 million heys per hour, doesn't mean hey isn't a perfectly acceptable conversation starter for anyone who isn't legitimately disabled

Reminder that bumble has an even more aggressive priority algorithm than tinder IE if more people swipe right on you than you appear on more people's selection queue and higher up in the qeue, if more people swiping left on you than not you'll be shown to fewer and fewer people and farther down the list

>>37049397
Shia Lebouf I know this is you.
Are you mad I mentioned the cuckshed?

>>37049340
I agree with you anon, but I feel like you might just be going after the basic bitch girls with no personality in the first place rather than them being unwilling to show it.

>>37049340
It sounds like you're spazzing out because you still have to resemble a man and put in effort.

>>37049442
This is exactly what he's doing lol

>>37049436
I'm talking about the girls who message me, I can't message girls first on bumble, it's impossible. These are the girls who message me first, and have nothing else to say.
They just hand you the conversation and want you to entertain them.

I can't match with and message ugly girls if they don't match with me or message me, that's not how the app works anon.

>>37049405
>hey isn't a perfectly acceptable conversation starter
It isnt, "Hey" is just filler that needs a follow up of an actual conversation starter which is now on you to provide which undermines the original purpose of the app

>>37049474
So what's the problem? You have to actually be interesting? Maybe get a personality.

>>37049405
Sure, but anyone who isn't legitimately disabled on that site is going to be one of the girls getting the 80 million heys per hour.

If you want to get even a normal girl on a dating site you have to spice it up a bit.

>>37049488
what? are you mentally retarded? did you read a single thing I wrote or just skim it and fill in from your imagination?

>>37049481
The purpose is so women don't get harassed. She started the conversation. You're just too autistic to continue a conversation like a normal adult.

>>37049474
>Hello m'sir, I see you enjoy Linkin Park and hotpocket products, I also think those are the best, can I please dare to tread so far as to say you are quite attractive and any lady would be lucky to have you
Not going to happen, cuck

>>37049502
No I read it sadly. You're mad you have to be interesting, and that's too hard for you.

>>37049474
So don't use fucking bumble.

Girls are way to passive and demanding anyway, and honestly have way more power in a relationship if the guy isn't a pushy piece of shit.

Giving them another leg is kinda unnecessary.

>>37049474
>having a conversation on an app is hard so women should do it for me

>>37049541
>passive and demanding

huh?

>>37049531
>>37049551
>Why can't girls put in effort and meet me halfway in a conversation?
>It'd be nice if they could actually say something or put in effort other than handing me a conversation to 100% entertain them and lead everything

>"You're boring faggot, be a man"
that's how I know you read literally none of my posts

>>37049551
Women just give one-word answers no matter how hard we try to make conversation.

>>37049589
But you literally ARE a boring complaining whiney faggot. Women want to make babies, not date them dude.

She said hey, balls in your uninteresting dull court.

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>>37048932
I mean to put it in a way a simp would understand, you can do all the work you want on an old ford taurus but it will never be a lamborgini

so Chad might be a 6/10 without any effort and 10/10 with effort

guys like me are 1/10 without any effort and 4/10 with maximum effort

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>I was at the bus stop the other day and some NORMIE SLUT BITCH came up to me and said, "hey"
>LITERALLY THIS IS ALL THIS PHILISTINE WHORE COULD MUSTER TO ADDRESS MY GRACIOUS NORMIESLAYING BIG BONES
>I decided to not even look in her direction or waste my precious time breathing a word to such ilk
>Mfw

>>37049597
Then you're being boring. That's a sign they're not interested which is 100% your fault, not theirs.

>>37049509
>muh projection
The harassment argument instantly falls apart when you remember the woman can either swipe left in the first place or unmatch someone and you getting upset doesn't change that "hey" is a nothing conversation filler and trying to pretend that one side of a conversation putting in zero effort is acceptable is white knight ignorance to a new degree

>>37049619
>guys like me are 1/10 without any effort and 4/10 with maximum effort

So date a 4/10. What's the issue?

>>37049608
there you go again my man, putting words I never said into my mouth.
reading literally nothing I write and making up some fake post to try to tear apart instead.

why don't you run along if you're just going to valiantly white knight for women and defend dull, boring, roasties?

>>37049645
She literally started the conversation, and probably regretted accidentally swiping yes on you. You're the only one putting in zero effort.

>>37049656
4/10s don't want 4/10s
guys who are average or slightly below average end up with women who are physically deformed or obese

>>37049695
I think guys who are "slightly below average" misunderstand what it means to be "ugly"

>>37049677
I literally didn't say you said anything there. You're clearly too triggered to read. Sorry women don't want a boring baby pal.

>>37049695
Maybe you're rating yourself too high then. Guys end up with girls they put in effort with.

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>>37049741
a guy who is normal looking and isn't fat should not have to date a physically deformed or morbidly obese woman. That's not in his league, that's fucking way below his league

>>37048697
I tried it, but got zero matches, just like tinder. I think being in the southeast really hurt my chances though. Or maybe I'm just that beta...

>>37049741
you have to get your foot in the door first, and that either happens by freak chance or because you are Chad

>>37049781
League is determined by how you behave and conduct yourself in life as well, sadly for some, to a great deal physical appearance.
There are plenty of guys who don't look like Channing Tatum who score mega hotties all the time because they know how to approach women and make them laugh in public. Meanwhile a pretty ugly guy who picks up chicks on plenty of fish and okaycupid is going to have to settle for some pretty ugly poon if he isn't loaded with cash and shopping for a mail order bride.

>>37049781
But any woman shouldn't have to date a guy with a shitty attitude like yours.

>>37049253
say: Hey whats up
then she responds and if its something dry say what are you doing or something

>>37049858
neither should they have to date a shitty beta white knight like you

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>>37049858
you go girl

nothing less than the best

>>37049877
When the rekking ball topples the cuckwalls

>>37049688
>explain how it's not starting a conversation
>reeeeeeeeeeee let me project on you and protect muh fair lady
Asking for equal effort =/= zero effort, sorry I'm not as willing to play dancing monkey as you are

>>37049937
>Implying conversations take effort for normal human beings who don't have some sort of mild mental retardation

>>37049937
At this point it's not about whether you're right or wrong it's just about everyone calling (you) retarded because you are

>>37049971
then why would the girl not take 30 seconds to come up with something that actually progresses the conversation?

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>>37049361
holy kek that comic

>>37050003
Did you just have a brain hiccup? It's okay sweetie I'll make you some warm milk to calm you, do you have your fidget spinners ready in case you need to stim?

>>37049998
It's literally one guy spewing shitty /pol/ tier bait at 2-3 different people to see if one of them will reply, not "everyone". Get some self-awareness, christ.

>>37048697
If you're chad, it's just another avenue.

If you've tried tinder and didn't get a lot of matches, then you have to look better. Some need time to grow into their facial features, some need to lose weight, generally improve hygiene, or what have you

>>37049971
>conversations are easy and require no effort
>b-but it's ok if women don't put any effort in, y-you have to work for it
Let me ask you this, how often do you carry a woman's purse for her

>>37049877
I'm not white knighting though. Just making fun of angry entitled betas.

>>37049998
>everyone
>when he's clearly same fagging

>>37049937
You sound super boring dude. No wonder women don't hold conversations with you.

You're literally asking for a woman to do all the work, because you're less than a woman. How sad is that?

>>37050003

She started the conversation with hey.

>>37050299
You're confusing being a man, as in pursuing women, and being a purse holding beta. You are most likely the second. I bet you tell women how you're such a nice guy before they block you too.

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>>37050324
>recycling arguments after getting btfo

>>37050347
>respond with "hey" back
>she does nothing and conversation dies

>try to bring up a common interest
>"lol"
>conversation dies

>ask her if she's down to meet up
>get unmatched

there's no winning with women

>>37050385
What arguments?

>>37050405
Holy shit have you never talked to anyone ever?

>>37050374
>he thinks being a dancing monkey for entertainment is being a man
Are you well, do you have brain damage? Are you going to try and pull "I-it's just a prank bro" like every white knight that gets btfo

>>37050437
You think being interesting is a party trick? So sad. No wonder you're a virgin.

>>37049361
You just spoiled the latest episode of samurai jack.

>>37050437
You probably try and get women through sympathy and pity.

>>37050484
>>37050459
>all this projection
Tell us anon, how many girls have ghosted you or said you just need to find the right girl
Inb4 no u or dodging the question, I know that's the first thing that popped in your head
Also Inb4 a lame ass no it wasn't

>>37050544
Tons. What kind of desperate loser sticks with the wrong girl?

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>>37050656
So you admit you are just these girls source of temporary amusement and easily discarded

Are you autists seriously this upset that woman are messaging you with 'hey'? Just say 'hey' back and stop posting threads of screeching on /r9k/. You're fucking hopeless.

>>37050710
No? I have no idea what you're even trying to say. You think you're better because you're boring and dumb and lonely?

You sure won that one.

>>37048697
I get a lot less matches on Bumble instead of Tinder, I don't know if it's due to maybe Bumble is more serious, just less girls using it, or a combination. It's also even more of a pain in the ass that they have to message you and if they don't it is gone.

>>37050726
>faggot doesn't know that people on 4chan fight just for the sake of fighting
kill yourself idiot

>>37050786
Who's the idiot? Because I see a guy who'd rather get pissed off and post bullshit on 4chan than message back women who are trying to date him.

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>>37050748
>muh lame projections
>again
>>37050726
Ayyyyy get a load of this guy

Haha
"Bee" yourself on bumble