/britfeel/ serial killers edition

SHIPMAN POSTS ONLY EDITION

>>37045843
I have a conspiracy that shipanon is an utter fucking weirdo autist with an odd obsession that is bordering on the need for forensic psychiatry.

>>37045843
Theory -
Kev is here right now.

>>37045902
big if true
>>37045904
no dubs, must be a liar

>>37045931
You think Kev would confirm that theory when he is hiding out?

>>37045843
>Bonous
uh oh
5th for hurr durr you done a spelly mistake

>>37045902

I'm not autistic actually.

RIP Ian

forever in our hearts

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>>37045957

>The phrase "I'm not autistic actually" has never been said before on /r9k/

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>>37045843
Eating an apple and a fab at the moment, lads
Post waifus

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>>37045843
Black don't crack edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighbourhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

*intimidates white boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful big black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>37045843
>bonous
my theory is that you are a dirty yank over-correcting your spelling to sound more british

>>37045987
top kek
>>37045964
press F to pay respects

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Sexual Kevin will dub a post below.

>>37045843
Theory: lenlad is cute and I'm going to kiss him

MIIIILLLK CAAAAT
WHEEERE HAVE YOOOU GOOONE?

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the online "gf" is moving in with her friend in a few weeks lads

I just know she's probably gonna fuck someone in the first week she's there ;_; I wish I never even began talking to her. I'm never going to meet her so what's the point?

I'll let one of you lads kill me if you promise to make it quick and painless

>>37045994
>fab
havn't had one of those in ages
>tfw no freezer available to me

>>37046005
nope, not even the post below the post below yours, but he did the 1 after, he works in mysterious ways

>>37046022
just dump her you fucking clown

it's a one way ticket to getting cucked, nothing good comes of it, it stops you from pursuing REAL GIRLS

>>37046005
>>37046022
Pray Sexual Kevin

>>37045902

I have a conspiracy theory that shipanon ended up murdering that american anon he met in oxford and abandoned his corpse somewhere

>>37046006
NO HE'S MINE
>>37046022
cucked, serves you right normie

>>37046022
>tfw online gf won't cuck me

>>37046001
nah mate I just can't into spelling

>>37046005
woah he blessed my post man>>37046044 holy fuck just what is going on

>>37045999
Heard some white girls talking about this while taking a leisurely stroll through Mount Edgcumbe Country Park ffs

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>>37045994
forgot to attach the 3DAC

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Get a Chinese boyfriend.

>>37046006
>>37046056
No screw both of you Lenlad is mine

I WIN THIS TIME THREAD SPLIT FAG! YOU'VE KEKED ME TWICE, BUT NO LONGER! I AM THE ALPHA MALE IN THIS ONLINE REALTIONSHIP.

>>37046104
pray to sexual kevin

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Finally got a waifu lads.

>realise waifufags are gay as fuck.

Finally dropped my waifu lads.

>>37046132
I'd rather a chinese gf thank you Jinping

>>37045999
heard theresa may talk about this on the facebook stream ffs

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>>37045994
It would mean a lot of someone thought I'd murder them

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Welcome to /britfeel/ how tough are ya?

I think it's actually pretty disgusting that you lot think you're so nonchalant about serial killers.

Tell me, how many of you have actually listened to the recording Brady made?

>>37046209
did you see the corbyn question? what at time to be alive, top lad

The amount of times the frame rate drops in breath of the wild Wii u... This is unacceptable, why don't they just lower the fucking graphics a bit so it runs better. Windwaker ran perfectly. The state of console gaming today..

>>37046155
>>37046177
Kevinshere lads

>>37046220
i'm edging, laddy... tell me more?

>>37046232
>lower the graphics in an open world game

Yeah more fog would be great

Can you be prison gay for 1 lad?

Really got a thing for a non-waifufag Britfeeler (no, it's not you)

>>37046217
i'm not tough at all. in fact, i'm probably the softest lad on here

>>37046233
whaaaa
this is getting crazy now lads, i'm not sure I can handle anymore

>>37046275
Who is it lad

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>>37046217
mate i'm a fucking unit

>>37046275
It is me and I'm not interested

>>37046277
>>37046277
Kevin doesn't think you are soft

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the diet starts tommorow lads

>>37046248
It honestly would. I'd prefer it to be polygons if it could consistently run at 60 frames, I don't care about graphics. Hate the open world trend as well. Nintendo could learn a lot from the dynasty warriors games.

>>37046220
Yeah, it's so disgusting, in fact, it's almost as if we're on 4chan.

>>37046301
Dynasty Warrior games are shit though. It's pure grind.

>>37046220
anyone got a link? I've seen/heard worse

>>37046232
Get the Switch. So much more comfy playing BOTW on that.

>>37046313
Take that back right now lad, those games are god tier

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>>37045994
I like fabs, but love feasts desu, gonna treat myself to a box full next payday

>>37046320
KEK I doubt it laddy.

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>>37046217
I can handle myself. Not the best brawler, but I can get by.

>>37046275

Tell us who it is, this concerns me more because I'm one of the few non-waifuers

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>>37046279
handle kevins

>>37046284
I tried to watch ouija last night and ended up turning it off after 10 minutes and going to sleep with the light on. I appreciate being blessed by Kev though

>>37046301
I agree with you desu. Open world games are dumb. I don't want to walk from place to place across uninteresting areas. Just send me where I need to go or make the world smaller so I don't waste time travelling and can play the game.

>>37046325
Too late now. The only thing I'd buy a switch for is Zelda and I've already blown 50 quid on that

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>>37046220

serial killers are a core part of britfeel

can someone talk me out of buying memecoins that /biz/ are shilling before its too late

>>37046220
It's never been released but I've read the transcripts and it made me feel Nauseous. Almost as bad as the Lawrence Bittaker and Roy Norris tapes.

I can't speak for everyone here (although I can assume because /britfeel/ is full of nice m8s) but I'm nonchalant about serial killers because it's monotonous to talk about how horrible they were and how disgusting their crimes were every time I discuss them. It's a given really, it should be assumed when top banter is happening about serial killers that underneath it is an absolute contempt for them as people.

Having said that, Brady is one of the few serial killers I can't bring myself to joke about. Probably the closest thing to pure evil Bongland has ever seen.

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If digits, there is another serial killer operating within the NHS right now

>>37046392
No. If your self control is that weak you deserve to get poor from memecoins.

>>37046348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsBnDldZg3o

>>37046402
If digits. The ghost of Shipman is ready to be reborn

Why do you think we're all so fucked up? And why do we all end up on 4chan?

Come on, I want some actually insightful answers to this.

>>37046220
Have to agree with you there desu. Its understandable to be interested in serial killers but its like people here actually admire them. Its weird af

>tfw you just read the phrase 'fuck her eye sockets' and it turned you on a bit
this is an odd feel

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>>37045843
Starting to come out of prison gay phase lads, which is weird because I haven't even knobbed a woman recently.

Feels pretty good desu, I'd hate to be a proper bender.

>>37046444

I originally came to 4chan from stormfront (to /pol/) then after the Elliot Rodger massacre, came to /r9k/

Now I use 4chan almost exclusively for /britfeel/. During major happenings I'll browse /pol/ but that's about it/.

>>37046392
>bunch of memers buy some nonsense currency
>look at how well it's doing guys!

>>37046456
Top lad. Get yourself some asian.

pray 4 kevin

>>37046045
>>37046056
>>37046080
>normie
mate I'm a fucking shut in, I literally have no real life friends and I'm a KHV. my gf is an alleged INFP but she has good friends and does weed/acid regularly

I literally only know her online, we've never even done lewd shit but the fact that I'm just a person online means she probably doesn't care about me as much as I care about her

I don't blame her desu if I was more extroverted and could get girls I'd be having sex without telling her because I'm a hypocrite

>>37046456
my """prison gay""" phase is just getting worse. I had a boderline eating disorder and gay mannerisms so I'm starting to wonder

>>37046444
>Why do you think we're all so fucked up?
drugs and unchecked mental illness for me
>And why do we all end up on 4chan?
boredom from being online 12 hours a day

>>37046456
>recently
out you go, mincer

>>37046477
>I originally came to 4chan from stormfront (to /pol/) then after the Elliot Rodger massacre, came to /r9k/
wew lad

>>37046444
>And why do we all end up on 4chan?
I was just an alternative lad in the early 00s browsing Something Awful and Rotten.com.
>go to college
>mate introduces me to 4chan circa 2005
>slowly social life and friendships dwindle.
>now, 30, alone, living with parents.
Good times.

>>37046444
>Lack of strong father figures
>Overbearing/Overprotective mothers
>Social isolation at crucial developmental stages
>Excessive reliance on media as a self soothing mechanism as children/teenagers
>Lack of early interaction with women
>overestimation of abilities combined with average to slightly above average intelligence
>inability to handle failure

Some or all of these are usually to blame.

Or you could just blame the jews

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I'm coming for your qt daughter Xi

>>37046444
where else is there to go? I just naturally ended up here because its the only place I can be myself and sort of fit in, other chans are too slow and unreliable

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>>37046444
I think the elephant graveyard has something to do with it. Not in a spiritual or destiny sense, but as young lads a lot of us got trapped in a negative feeback cycle that gets progressively stronger and stronger until we inevitably end up here. Small things in our development (or maybe you actually had something fucked up happen to you, idk) eventually lead to being part of that nerdy group at school in your early teens, not talking to women and not hitting developmental goals. The worst cases never climb out of the vortex and keep spending time online until they find this place.
Not very insightful desu, but I'm a brainlet

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>>37046564
>Lack of strong father figures
>>Overbearing/Overprotective mothers
>>Social isolation at crucial developmental stages
>>Excessive reliance on media as a self soothing mechanism as children/teenagers
>>Lack of early interaction with women
>>overestimation of abilities combined with average to slightly above average intelligence
>>inability to handle failure
haha not me lads

>>37046444

I'm not that fucked up, just depressed from debt.

I think we end up on 4chan because it's interesting, unlike most other websites. It's that simple.

>>37046565
Harvard is where she studies

>>37046444
This site is popular enough to be active but unpopular enough to keep normies away (britfeel anyway). Other forums are simply dead or won't allow the same content to be posted/tolerated like on 4chan.

>>37046526

There was a sepcific campaign called 'swarmfront' which was basically used to mass upvote/downvote comments on various news websites, and drop redpills on /pol/ and it seems to have paid off.

yummy yummy cummy in my tummy tummy

>>37046220
No, but I've read it now thanks to you, anon.

>GET IN THE FUCKING BASKET

>>37046617
>/pol/ always worried about left wing shills
>dont realise right wing shills have been there the whole time

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ubsdsos

>>37046161
>Finally dropped my waifu lads.

If that was your waifu then you dodged a bullet, she looks like a right slut

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>>37046641

>Maybe the reason we were so paranoid about left wing shills, is because we saw how effective our own right wing shilling was, and was using all the same tactics

>>37046672
R E K T
E
K
T
nice job lad

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>>37046682
>>Maybe the reason we were so paranoid about left wing shills, is because we saw how effective our own right wing shilling was, and was using all the same tactics
mother of God

>>37046444
Mental illness probably. I reckon a lot of people here suffer from aspergers, depression or social anxiety, but without any of the positive traits that sometimes go along with these things, like the stereotypical autism hyperfocus on subjects. So they come here because they find it hard to relate to with anyone irl and even on the rest of the internet. This is a haven for people like this at first, but eventually I think it's more of a negative thing. The dark sense of humour and no filter, constant reaffirming of their already pessimistic views makes it hard to leave and after too long you can't really fit in anywhere else. Its addicting. I mean I could post "just had a poo lads" and I'd probably get two replies saying "good lad". I can't get that anywhere else.

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some of these posts are hitting a bit close to home lads haha

>>37046386
forced memes aren't britfeel

>>37046768
This is when we are best. We struggle together lads.

>>37046737
when did you last have a poo lad?

/britfeel/ theory; Shipanon is a top lad but is probably scary and really 'ard in real life

ian brady, its like everyones reporting on a celebrity death bloody hell

>>37046737
Good clincher lad? Hope it was less than two wipes

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>had a big poo earlier
>was a little bit still left up there
>keeps threatening to come out but its still hiding
>stomach ache and discomfort

whats its problem lads, maybe its an allegory for my life

>>37046617
Fellow swarmfronter here.

Operation Gollywog brought me here

>>37046737

>I mean I could post "just had a poo lads" and I'd probably get two replies saying "good lad". I can't get that anywhere else.

Fucking lel this is so true. I had a lovely shit just before bed and my first thought was to make a post on here about how great a nice shit is.

>>37046353
You live in midlands?

Still trying to wrap my head around hearts of iron, lads. Making a commie norway but not sure what I'm supposed to be doing

I think my fascination and admiration for psychopathic serial killers as 'characters' is because I can relate to their loathing of people, but they also have a total absence of empathy that suits their misanthropy very well, and if I had that trait I feel like my life would be much more clear cut

>>37046885
Is that the crusader kings type game?

>>37046821
Nah, i'd say he is a utter softy. Probably the softest one on /britfeel/

>>37046275
>>37046854
how do you lads do it? everyone i've added from either dies after a couple of brief talks or is dying because they prefer others

>>37046885
Initial learning curve makes it seem a bit impossible but it gets easier quickly.

How is spoons so cheap lads.

>spent 20 quid
>got a meal
>fucking sloshed as well

>>37046915
>former BNP supporter
>white van man
>softy

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>japanese girl I met abroad and added on normie never replied to my message
>never removed me either after 5 months

Can't message her again lads, I'd look weird

>>37046728

>He thought he'd been as far down the rabbit hole as he could go
>Little did he know, from 2008-2011 there was an organised campaign to turn /pol/ from casual racism, to ideological nationalism

https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/863858715237240832

>Don't mind me!, just a Stormfront admin who is extremely acquainted with every single /pol/ meme in existance.

>>37046392
been there done that lost the money.

every coin is a pump and dump

>>37046994
DO IT, SHE CAN'T DO SHIT YOU POO

>>37047031
going to be funny when the bull market is over and all the people making money on /biz/ eventually lose all their holdings. mass suicides

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moors_murders#Hindley
why is this allowed lads?

>>37047011
Bit scary this lad. Are you still active doing stormfronty things?

>>37046915
Quite possibly

>>37046963
Not every BNP member is a toughened skinhead, having said that, I did meet a literal convicted murderer once

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2036413/Graham-Galloway-Neighbourhood-Watch-ordinator-exposed-murderer.html

>>37046904
I think. Based in ww2
>>37046923
Shame I'm stuck in the learning curve. Any tips?

>>37047066

I was never actively engaged in the swarmfront campaign, but I knew of it from participants. I just went to /pol/ to browse for lulz really, and like heroin, before I knew it my life had been taken over by 4chan and there is absolutely no way back now.

>>37047119
>try to take over 4chan
>get taken over by 4chan
pottery

>>37046916
Where are you adding them? If it's from steemfeels you've only yourself to blame

Ignore the waifufags as well

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>>37047037
literally a lost cause mate, probably came off as some cringy whitey

>>37046810
Having a poo right now lad
>>37046838
Afraid not lad

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>>37046854
>You live in midlands?

Yes, I'm a non-waifufagger from the midlands,

I-is it me?

>>37047172
from /britfeel/, I don't go to r9k outside here

>>37047175
Yeah maybe you should use a language she understands? Mug

been in the wrong thread for hours
why didn't anybody tell me

>>37047242
She speaks english obviously mate, granted badly, how the fuck do you think I met her, I don't speak moonrunes

>tfw fell in love with a girl i know online

i'm going to get my heart broken aren't i?

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>>37047119
>swarmfront
Just wait till you get drawn into /mlp/
then you know you have been Clopped

>>37047098
Commie norway might be a bit too tough of a start. Don't be a democracy though as they are cockblocked and can barely do anything until later in the game.

Just like in EU4 I like Spain as a starting country. You get the civil war that allows you to learn combat mechanics (front lines, battle plans etc) and help you understand a lot of secondary mechanics as well like the volunteer system. And because civil war usually hits early if you fail it's not too much of a time investment.

My total beginner top tips would be; (sorry if you know these already)
>create pockets where possible, cut enemy from their supply lines and their organisation drops to the point where you can wipe the entire unit
>always use front lines for the combat bonus, but move some individually when you see a chance to cut off a unit
>edit your units to get a combat width of 20, I think it's something like 2 arty 7 infantry is the go to
>generally build military factories and conquer civilian factories

There's loads more and better tips, but I haven't played in a while, so enjoy my wall of text and get to it.

>>37047098
Fascism was the best way when I played it. Allowed you to mobilize loads of forces and declare war easily. Dunno if patches have changed it

The problem with Norway is a low population, so your manpower gets buttfucked and there wasn't any way of significantly boosting it

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Why does r9k have this silly no ascii rule?

I can't type the pound sign or accents to spell pinyin words correctly.

>>37047409

Its to stop people using cyrilic to bypass the filter, oh well just one of those things of being on r9k

>>37047409
shiranai

>>37047409
>robot stopping shitposting once again

Honestly a really good system.

>>37047338
I've managed to make communism the ruling party already. Doing so did drop my national focus a tad though.
My plan at the moment is to steamroll stockholm but I think that might backfire

>>37047309
>/mlp/

7 years too late for that ride, anon.

>tfw stuck in East Devon
>tfw Ian Brady is dead

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Do think there's a limit to how often you can use the holodeck for holosex?

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>>37047409
Do you know nothing about /r9k/ the bot ROBOT9000 filter
is designed to kept post unique
Have you not read >>23675577
and familarised youself with this wee script
http://irc.peeron.com/xkcd/ROBOT9000.html
Try posting just "OP is a fag" and you get "You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original."
Just use the word Quid or maybe GBp if you are that way inclined

Going to have a wank to mature japanese trannies then go to bed tbchwy lads

>>37047573
Got any recommendations? That's my jam

>>37047509

Good to hear you're still about lad

>>37047447
Always go for the highest vp cities.

>>37047555
I've known about the r9k filter since r9k first came about. But I still don't get the stupid "no ascii" rule.

>>37047548
No you can do whatever you want during the time you've booked.

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>>37047479
You have spent the last seven years being ridden by Bronies
You lucky Pony

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Lets be honest all the serial killers are literal babbies compared to shipman

Star Trek is bullshit because it implies the human race wouldn't have died out the second the holodeck was invented.

>>37047694

Shipman is such a likeable serial killer. I mean you can look at Ian Brady and Peter Sutcliffe with revulsion, but you just can't do that with old Harold.

>>37047555
Nice trips
Never knew what these adverts actually advertised

>>37047602
Kind of got bored with it, I'll try again another day with a different nation. Dipping in and out is giving me some insight into the game at least. Ended up amassing over a thousand political power

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give me an asian gf now

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>>37047658
I assume the filter just cant handle non ascii characters

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>Just learned that a good friend who has gone to the same school with me for years is leaving.

inb4 underage

just feels really bad lads anybody else have this happen to em?

>>37047708
I thought the holideck worked on the same technology the replicators do? And if they can literally replicate anything couldn't most things just be automated? I don't think anyone has to work in the star trek universe they just choose to. There's an episode on holodeck addiction which is good.

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>tfw no 1960's gf

>>37047811
What do you mean? Secondary school? Because if it is then you're in for a surprise when you see how many 'good' friends completely disappear off the face of the earth when you leave lad

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oh yeah. 3d doodle fun

>>37047811
literally underage mate

>>37047933

Is his cock up her desusan?

>>37047958
I thought desusan was meant to be the new boipucci, how could his dick go up her boipucci
how can others be expected to back this meme if people don't even understand the premise.
disappointed/10

night night britfeel

dreamies about asian gf!

>friend says he doesn't wank to porn just watches it as it's interesting

Who else has weird friends?

>>37046839
thought I'd give you lads a quick update - It came out, reasonably sized maybe abour 4 inch. Bum hurts a bit but not as bad as the other day, seems to be fixxing itself.

>>37048164
do you not rub your tummy when a bit's left up there. it helps desu

Any lads here have experience with applying to council jobs?

It's asking me to explain why I meet the specifications of the job and stuff.

Any tips?

>>37048206
need another boy to help me do that

>>37048206
Yeah start at the top, near the sternum and rub down, softly pushing. Helps work the cheeky little lad along your shit pipes and out into your shit anus

>>37048158
>friend always says he's busy when I try to meet up with him
>constantly see him out socializing with mutual friends

haha he's a madlad. What's funnier is that all my friends are like this. I must attract the crazies LOL

>house mate doing nos again

Why can't he do a quite drug like heroin maybe then he'd choke on his own vomit and I'd get some peace

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>>37048243
my tummy is a mess though, loads of spare skin and stuff

>>37048305
Just try your best lad, dig in under those fat flabs and work those stubborn nuggets of shite out of your body. I believe in you.

>>37045964
>tfw you had to google which ian

>>37048282
Does he just sit alone all night doing them?

>>37048339
Its already out now though, I posted here. I'll try it next time. the spare skin isn't an issue when i'm laid down

>>37048164

>>37048373
Until he gets tired enough to sleep

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>>37047895
i cant let this happen.

>>37048305
my gut's not the best either lad but it still helps. heard talk of something called the afghan shuffle at work, apparently you rock side to side whilst sat on the toilet. I've not given that a try ye thought so can't vouch for it's effectiveness

Do you think Brady died wondering if Hell was real and whether he was going?

>>37048282
mine's on cocaine, been stood in kitchen most of the night talking about his soon to be ex wife, I've been sat on the pc trying to block it out

>>37048484

i dont think he gave a fuck, or if it was real i dont think he thought hed have gone there, didnt he have a superiority complex or something like that?

>qt housemate has communist and refugees welcome posters on her wall

not even going to bother (not that i would have had the balls to anyway)

When I was about 7 years old, me and a friend were doing dares, I was dared to throw eggs at this man's window and we heard him come out of his back door and down the garden towards the wooded area behind his house.

My friend and I sprinted away, but my friend had quite a headstart over me. When the man came out of his garden, I saw he was holding an axe and just sprinted like never before. He eventually caught up to me after I ran down a dead end fenced off ally. When I got to the end, I turned around and saw him running to me with the axe I just screamed. He pushed me to the ground, held my head with his left hand and was just about to swing the axe with his right hand, and started to do it. Eventually he stopped and said "I just can't do it" and let me on my way.

Nothing more was ever said of that incident, and I still see him around town from time to time

>>37048622
Let's hope the stupid cunt gets "enriched"

>can't block YouTube ads in tablet
>Listening to asmr
>Suddenly loud as fuck advert

Not comfy lads

My mother once anonymously reported herself to the police for murder to garner attention

Any lads who were browsing the cuckchan over the last 5 years around? I never frequented pol, and I'm wondering when it and the rest of the site started becoming more and more right-leaning.
Wahtever happened to Ron Paul? why the obsession with fascism and conservatism as oppose to liberty?

What's cuckchan?

>>37048738
Leftypol, lad

>>37048717

read this lad
>>37046617
>>37046682
>>37047011

>>37048532
He read a lot of Nietzche, Marquis de sade, Roman philosophy etc. so I think that contributed to his narcissism

His book on serial killers is called 'the gates of Janus' Janus being the God of Transitions, initiations etc. so my pet theory is that he saw serial murder as a way of ascending to a higher plane of consciousness.

He did describe his murders as an 'existential exercise'

Wouldn't be surprised if a lot of his hunger strike carry on was due to the fact that he realized he wasn't an ascended being but some miserable schemie locked up in a shithole mental asylum where literally everybody hated him.

will someone say something nice to me. I have a scary hospital appointment tomorrow and I'm likely to be diagnosed with an illness.

ty anon

>>37048769
Doesn't seem to work on plebbit or twitter though does it

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It's this lad, he's been in things and stuff I'm sure of it.

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>watching videos about 9/11
>hearing the fear in everyone's voices
>hearing the phone calls
>end up making myself really upset
Fuck muslims.

>>37048798
Hope it goes well and even if it doesn't, I hope you're not bent about it and it all turns out allright

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Tfw in Sunderland and my scooter broke down so I have to walk home to south shields and it will take 2 hours at least

Sultans of swing is my current song

at least the night is warm and smells like pollen

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>>37048798
.
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.
.
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>Britfeel anon comes into the surgery
>Has a hospital appointment tomorrow
>Worried about being diagnosed with an illness
>Wants me to give him some reassuring words
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>37048819
I've never really gave a shit about 9/11.

Yank accents annoy me, so that doesn't help.

>>37048801
Leftism can only exist with censorship and downvotes

>>37048841

makes me miss /nightwalk/ myself lad, have to work in an all night petrol station now during the week and /nightwalk/ on fridays and saturdays are shit because too many normies out

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>>37048798
Hope it goes well lad
If you do get diagnosed with something ask questions dont be shy and ask what is going to happen and when and for contact details
Drs often dont know who much to tell patients as some want to know and some dont care which I never understood

>>37048841
stick your thumb out lad. worse thing that can happen is you get murdered.

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Reminder that Shipman desensitised himself to killing, and over the course of decades unintentionally induced psychopathy. This was not intentional, his first killings were well intentioned mercy killings of people in agony.

However, once he had crossed this threshold of not only killing, but killing and getting away with it, the natural aversion to killing present in every healthy individual was worn down. By the time he was up to 100 mercy killings, he had no natural revulsion to killing people generally, and he then went off the rails

>>37048938
>>>37048801
>Leftism can only exist with censorship and downvotes
What do you mean by this in what way does "Leftism" need censorship whatever you mean by "Leftism"
and "downvotes" are you a youtuber or something

3 months and the feeling still hasn't come back

>>37048829
>>37049071

Thanks lads. it means a lot.

>>37048842

Lmao thanks shipanon.

>>37049218
Must have been one well of a poo

>>37049218
We're not psychic m8

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>Mummy made me homemade chicken nuggets today

What did you losers have for dinner?

>>37049315
I tried brining chicken breasts for the first time. Came out pretty good. Had some chips and a whole roast pepper which was shit

>lad advices I try out spain in hoi4 so I get used to the combat
>end up losing terribly and capitulating
Fuck

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>>37049355
This is the best piece of advice for new HOI4 players.

>Open Steam
>Uninstall HOI4
>Install CK2

>>37049315
dinner. I didn't wake up till 13:30 so missed that 1
had 16 pieces of popcorn chicken 8 spicy wings 2 chicken strips large fries coleslaw and beans for tea, take away though not made by mummy

>>37049408
I miss playing CK2. Had this gay dwarf son on it who completely fucked up my family this time. Think I put him in prison and executed him.

>>37049355
Remember - learning curve.

Also if you went republican the republican side is designed to lose so it's a harder scenario, especially if you had any german tanks sent to fight you, as your infantry wouldn't have been able to really damage it.

>>37049315

>10 inch pizza with chicken, pepperoni, spicy pork
>Half a 10 inch garlic bread
>Fries
>Frys peppermint cream bar

and that'll do me for my days eating.

original

>>37049485
>Not having children with your sister-wife to preserve your fantastic genetic traits.

>>37049485
I would always fuck up my reputation by imprisoning and executing family members/spouses/clergymen if they insulted me or did something to offend me.

Probably should never be in a position of power desu but they probably shouldn't be complete cunts all the time

>>37049527
>>Fries
>>Frys peppermint cream bar
Interesting combination havent seen those Frys bars around for years assumed they had stopped making them

>>37049515
I went nationalist but I spread my army in a bizarre way which meant they got encircled

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Stop talking about awesome games I'll never play

I miss the scroll wheel on my mouse lads. looked all over as well, not in the area I found the casing, not in the "incident" area either, I think the force of the reee made it actually disintegrate

>>37049576
did you notice I wrote original at the end for a lil laugh? as if that combination of things had ever been written on /r9k/ before.

ah I did make myself chuckle anon.

And yeah they're fucking great. However they discontinued the orange cremes last year. I haven't been the same since.

>>37049593
We're talking about games I'm too handicapped to play but I still try anyway

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My throat hurts lads. I hope it's not tonsillitis.

>>37045843
>Bonous round: post your madest true britfeel poster conspiracy theory
Two waifuposters are dating

>>37049632
>I hope it's not tonsillitis.
It's not

>>37049642
Milk Cat poster has been kidnapped

>>37049642
thats not even a conspiracy theory, theres several britfeel meetups

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Is there a term for /cuteboys/?

I suppose they would be a subset twinks, but they straddle the line between twinks and traps. Like they look like traps without the titty skittles, clothes and with normal male haircuts. Whereas twinks cover everything from them to toned but slender relatively masculine looking guys.

>>37049642
>>37049684
There is a waifu Christmas party that has been hosted by a well known /britfeel/ couple for the past few years.

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im fucking stuffed lads. i have just finished this entire sponge bob cake. think i am going to throw up or at least get the shits because my stomach keeps vibrating

>>37049768
are you the lad who's 30th it was yesterday

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Just popping out for a few things anybody want me to get owt for em

>>37049791
no, i just got my mum to buy me a spongebob cake from asda because i fancied one

>>37045843
>Bonous round: post your madest true britfeel poster conspiracy theory
Madoanon has actually killed a man

>>37049642
Shit I've got a few

>A mod is a regular
>Many memes (including forced) are outsider insider jokes
>vast majority of posters are underage
>At least one regular has killed himself
>Shills post here
>One person is responsible for many of the notorious trips we see as individuals

>>37049822
get us a tank lad

>>37049642
>>Bonous round: post your madest true britfeel poster conspiracy theory

I am absolutely convinced that BritNormie and shipanon are the same person. Their posting style isn't too different, and they are both very regular posters that have about 5-10 personalities each.

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>>37049855
dubs dubs get you a nice tank lad

>>37049108
Thanks lad. Just read the chapter on the development of school children, might finish the next on college before I nod off.

>>37049854
>>vast majority of posters are underage

This is absolutely false, the average age of britfeel is 24 year 7 months, far above the /r9k/ and 4chan average

>>37049832
even better, good lad. what was the filling, e olde Victorian sponge style or something fancy

>>37048756
cuckchan is 4chan, actually

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>>37049746
femboy probably

>>37048798
good luck lad, i'll be looking out for a post from you tommorow with a hopefully good update

Just been downloading a load of random music from rutracker for my phone to make going out a bit more bearable

>>37049642
My theory is a majority of posters only post once a thread then fuck off and theres like 10-15 people just circlejerking and roleplaying 3 different characters each

>>37049854
lot of these seem reasonable

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>>37049854
>>Shills post here
especially at this time of night early eve in the united state of stupid

>>37047011
This is what I suspected. Do you have any more information on the campaign?

>tfw no nocturnal /britfeel/ bf who tells me i'm not a bad person
fuck

>>37049895
Was there a poll? Seems a bit too high considering nearly every notorious waifuposter has (or had) been found to be underage. (Junlad, azulad, tilde + others)

>>37049959
I could fill that niche tbf

>>37049904
are you 1 of those anons circlejerking posting multiple characters then?

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>>37049904
>>>37049642
>My theory is a majority of posters only post once a thread then fuck off and theres like 10-15 people just circlejerking and roleplaying 3 different characters each
Wondering if there is just me and you and a load of shilling yanks at this time
Tripfags pretending to be Moni did you here fake dad in previous thread

>>37049854
>>Many memes (including forced) are outsider insider jokes

the kettle chip meme was originally an inside joke

>>37049867
who is britnormie?

describe

I was not aware of this guy

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When I die I want to go to hell, cos I'm a piece of shit it ain't hard to fucking tell.
Suicide is on my mind, I want to leave. I swear that death is fucking calling me.

>>37049988
please do anon i need to feel appreciated

>>37050005
Truck boys is a s4s meme

>>37049995
I post a lot without a picture, peter hitchens, tim farron, random political figures, gayposting and some other random stuff that varies

I mean most of that isn't a character I guess

>>37050060
tell me about yourself anon

>>37049940

Not really, it was quite a long time ago. At first they exclusively organised poll rigging (as /pol/ does now) and news website comment rigging. Someone once mentioned about how 4chan is a very loosley moderated place, and stormfront ideology could be spread there without fear of being banned (anything goes on pol basically)

One thing that springs to mind is that one grid of of various American media conglomerates, and senior positions held by jews/non-jews. That was a specific stormfront campaign, and was shilled in the traditional way (have 15-20 people constantly bump it to page 1, slide other threads)

This is basically how so many people know about shilling tactics. For all we know CTR/JIDF and others might not even do that, but it's stuff stormfront(swarmfront) used, so they assume others use the same tactics too.

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>>37050021
boring guy who dont like anything
was going to describe more but cant be arsed
he aint degenerate and dont like Anime however that works

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>>37050062
>>>37050005
>Truck boys is a s4s meme
Almost very meme I have posted is from the glory that is [s4s]
Be Nice

>>37050078
depressed student
i could probably be cute if i put the effort in
too tall to be feminine though
desperate enough exchange sexual favours for human companionship
doesn't want to live but doesn't want to die
doesn't know how to be a real person
i don't know

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There were three Madoanons at one point. One changed suit to Katyusha, the other stopped posting.

>>37050062
>>37050005
This is exactly what I mean, nothing wrong with posting what you wanna post but when it's so often and forced with only insider context it can shit up a thread.

example, back when film night was a thing loads of shit was brought back from the night and forced. Half the thread knew and enjoyed and the other had no fucking clue.

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>>37049854
I agree with #1 #2 #4(balance of probabilties..) posssibly #5 and #6 (potentially related to #1 2 4 and 6)

Basically I agree with everything you said except for underage posters.

I've been banned multiple times. Once was for impersonating Moni, (justification being for evading ban... succesfuly appealed) in which I contributed to other people jumping on that bandwagon and now Moni posts with different trips every few days. I was also banned for a day for posting the attached picture with comment "how 2 force memes?" with the justification being "advice goes in /soc/".

Therefore it seems likely that the author of poleaboo, and potentially the person in this picture. Is a regular here, a janny, and potentially sockpuppets/LARPs as many different personas here. They may also be paid for shilling by private interest groups pushing a political agenda or just acquiring information and attempting to influence people here.

>>37050082
Do you know of anything that's come organically from /pol/ information wise or is it all regurgitated stormfront memes?

>>37050102
Probably me yaknow

hahahahah

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>>37050152
I tick most of them boxxes too, apart from I'm a NEET with very little life prospects
>>37050166
nice image

gonna try sleep, hope I don't get so many running thoughts it makes my head unbearably hurt again haha

>>37050184

I'll try and find hard evidence from Stormfront, here's one link from 2012 when Stomfront were discovering /pol/

https://www.stormfront.org/forum/t900887/#post10436566

anyone else /jobhunting/ or /apprenticeshiphunting/ ?

finishing college soon

>>37050213
don't worry anon I do'nt have life prospects either
I won't be able to hold a job i'll end up a NEET with student debt kill me
Good night i hope you sleep well

>>37050221
>try to start a topic on spreading WN
>ends up being a debate about bronies
Just like here

>>37050184
>>37050221

It's funny, although most organisation was done privately, there is still a fair chunk of publicly available information on stormfront in the early days when they were planning to raid /pol/, yet very few people on /pol/ outside of swarmfront seem to be aware of it.

/pol/, is essentially the way it is, because of an organised campaign on a forum ran by KKK ex-grand wizard David Duke

>>37050221
>https://www.stormfront.org/forum/t900887/#post10436566

Thanks anon

>Surely you could find more productive use of your time than preaching to child molesters and future criminals. Teaching anon about White Nationalism is about as useful as helping a murderer on death row get his GED.

>Communities like that of 4chan will do more harm to you than good you could for them. You're much better off avoiding places like that all together.


wew missed the mark there kek

Probably wont mention this next time I see my therapist.

>>37050338

HOLY SHIT, look at this post from July 2012

https://www.stormfront.org/forum/t900887-2/?postcount=11#post10466452

>>37049746
Femboy.

Tumblr is good for searching this term.

>>37050319
It's fucking hilarious. It takes literally two pages to disintegrate into a discussion as to whether people who like MLP are faggots.

Also gave me flashbacks to 2011/2012 4chan when bronies were at their height and the toxic presence they had in every thread they entered. One post was usually all it took for a thread to devolve into a shitflinging flame war.

much like /pol/ posters now

Seeing as you guys are experts and all

I want THE best damn serial killer documentary you got

>>37045843
>Bonous round: post your madest true britfeel poster conspiracy theory

The vast majority of americans actually love britfeel, because it reminds them of the good old comfy r9k of yesteryear

>>37050514

Watch this, it's a drama rather than documentary, but it's on the mark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLFNczld8NA

>>37050537
ASH
CASH
ASH
CASH

>>37050537
dramas shit. I want documentary lad

>>37050514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX84n8ZYut8

Best one I've seen that's not a shitty American over dramatization.

The black woman in it almost ruins the whole thing though. Makes the murder of a dozen or so people all about her somehow. Absolutely astounding.

>>37050537
Secretly wish we could post audio .webms so I could make one for 55:47. It'd have so many uses.

>>37050658
It would be a great reaction webm but it's highly unrealistic. Harold Shipman was a gentleman to the utmost degree and was polite and cordial to Police and Prison staff.

Even after injecting his victims with a lethal dose of morphine, he was always sure to dab the injection site with a bit of cotton wool and put one of those round plasters on.

Lads I get rejected from every job I apply for.

I'm just gonna try and make it as an artist and musician.

might as well be poor and doing what I love instead of just poor wageslavery, right?

>>37050833
i would love to be poor while doing what i love rather than rich doing what i hate

>>37050795
What a gent.

>>37050898
Once when he was seeing an elderly lady she asked him if she was going to be okay because she was afraid of needles and he told her that everything was going to be fine, to ease her anxiety before he murdered her.

> i had a chance to be in oxford
> i am in warwick
This kills me inside every day from october.

Debated whether to post something tasteless and controversial but it's late and I don't want to shit up night crew time. Bed for me, see you lads tomorrow.

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threads dead baby, threads dead.

original

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Who here /dirtycomfy/ can smell my sweaty balls everytime I move

Britfeel?
More like shitfeel

At least a few of us agreed on the britfeel redpill.

>>37050180
>>37049904
>>37049854

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>>37051700
>>37051937
Just had to wash my bumhole and change my panties that touching clothness I so hate smelly skidmarks

>>37051700
yep thats me desuuuuu

>>37052984
>>>37051700
>yep thats me desuuuuu
Sexy Kev has blessed your smelly balls with dubs

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Massive congratulations to emmerdale on your well deserved BAFTA award for Best Soap and Continuing Drama. Great example of British talent

"Most Outstanding Kiddy Killer In British History"

Dunblane is seriously our high score?

We need to get our act together

>>37046022
>online girlfriend
There's your problem right there. Dump her you fucking melon.

>>37047754
Can't argue with a guy with such a reputable profession as Shiplad.

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Can we add young Ian to the OP?

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Ugxljtxoytxlutxlutclutc

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Got an Exam today lads, gonna ace it.
Wouldn't expect brainlets like you to understand it though.

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>at alton towers
>about to go on the ride "thirteen"
>have fastrack tickets
>walking past the poorfags waiting in line
>some boldheaded basted objects
>"we've been waiting here for over an hour, why should they get priority?"
>aunt turns to the man and says "we paid extra for our tickets"
>smiles and gets onto the ride
>ride broke down after we got off
>give him a smug look as we leave the carts
>hear him bitching a moaning to the ride attendant as we make our way to rita

>>37055371
I hope you don't do well Anon, that was very rude of you

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>>37055664
apolgoies. i am sorry

>>37052391
Can you try posting in English next time mate?

>>37055689
It's ok lad, I don't like it when you call me a brainlet though

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>>37055709
am sorry. u're smart. okay?

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Any of you lads around when I was Brady-posting that one night a month or maybe 2 ago.

I'm pretty devvo'd tbqh.
Have a rare Brady on this terrible day. This photo was taken by someone illegally when their verdict was read.

RIP

Ian Brady he's our boy
He would stiff both jew and goy!

RIP Moors Daddy

good morning everybody

rip brady

Off to work, it's raining again

Not feeling cute today as some facial hair has regrown
I definitely have some face fat now though

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Also on the topic of the Moors' Murders, how many of you knew that this album cover is from a photo of Maureen Hindley & David Smith driving away from court?

Looks like some dirty paki in front of me is watching an Islamic video

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>>37056317
& this is the picture

>microwave magnatron decided to start arcing

Another item that needs fucking replacing.