This is why I get texts like this

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>>37044960
why do you want any of this? seems like a lot of hassle for nothing.

>>37044992
it really is a hassle for nothing. I say we make a suicide pact and kill ourselves. I mean, whats the fucking point man?

>>37044960
Post a pic of this Stacy.

Anyone else blown away by all the high quality dialogue?

>>37044960
>While you were browsing 4chan, I was working and building a business.

Continue building your bidnizz cus I for sure don't care about no damn texts you're getting from no bitch if you're wearing those damn fucking autistic shorts.

>>37044992
You are built to struggle and overcome. If you don't you will create your own struggles in life and suffer. You will become low test and incel.

>>37044960
On a scale of gay, to really fucking gay; how gay are you?

>>37044960
Fuck off, Jax

>>37045070
I can be myself and still get laid, stay mad bitch.

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>>37044960
>While you sat around feeling sorry for yourself, I was meditating.
now that's a zesty pasta!

>>37044960
I don't believe that you can run 14 hours a day, calling bullshit on that

>>37045151
What takes up more space on your hard drive. Cartoon frogs or porn videos of men fucking women who you have no chance with while you stroke your penis like a cuck?

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>>37045086
huh? i dont think you realize other people arent you.

>>37045223
What feels better a hard workout, or sitting posting on 4chan for 4 hours?

>>37044960
Oh shit you are right Chad I just worked out and my dick went from 4 inches to 7 and my height when from 5'6 to 6'3.

Thanks, Chad! :^)

>>37045247
I don't get any kind of rush from exercise, I just hate every moment of it and want it to be over.

>>37045247
You're trying too hard. Weak bait tbqh

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>>37045247
they are both the same, its just time passing.

>>37044960
>What do you have to offer?
Bro you can't work out your personality

>>37045247
>sitting posting on 4chan for 4 hours
This one is a lot more fun.

>>37045264
Nobody under 6 3 and nobody with a dick smaller than 7 inches has ever been successful, happy, or gotten laid.

>>37045334
That's where you have it wrong Chad. Maybe if it was individual. I have both at the same time.

I know I can still be "seen" as alpha, thanks to the likes of Putin, but no woman will ever respect the 4 inch.

>>37044960
OP is the laziest and cringiest of all pretending to be something he is not

>>37045421
Who says they have to respect it? They'll take it and like it. Stop being so fucking worried

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It's another "Anon finally gets laid/receives female attention and vents his excitement via belittling condescension" thread

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>>37045222
>storing porn on your hard drive
now you've upset me, chad. I'm going to sit in my calm boy chair for ten minutes.

>>37045453
>They'll take it
I mean maybe, I'm no dictator to force to, yet at least. As of now they will just laugh and leave.

>and like it
Nah, that's just being delusional

>>37045488
>its a pizzafaced psychopath finally learns how to get with a used up whore 5 years too late episode

>>37045488
No faggot I know there's people like me on this board who need to hear something like this instead of the circle jerk of nu male betas on here.

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>>37045647
Cope harder. I'm smashing that 18 year old poon son.

>>37045711

She's an objective 5/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyFQVZ2h0V8

ahhh i remember back when i tried to be a normie

went from shaking when trying to talk to strangers to just being boring
went from severely underweight to just underweight
only thing exercising ever did to me was fuck up my knees because my entire body is frail and defective
only "friends" i ever got just kept me around to make fun of me
spend hours every single day doing this stupid fucking mental coaching gay shit trying to be better, telling myself that this is the day everything changed for the better, only for it to be the same as always
oh, and nobody was ever remotely attracted to me, obviously
that lasted for like 5 years then i just gave up

Chads just can't comprehend what it's like to be a complete failure of a human being with no redeemable qualities, they just don't get it

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>>37045801
Cool, i date a lot of women.

>>37045901
Congratulations, the world smiles upon you

>>37045711
>beta works as hard as he can to improve himself
>gets his first match on tinder
>it's a fixer-upper, tattooed meth slut, but at least she's not fat.
>rushes to /r9k/ to proudly display his trophy, the culmination of his years of labor and sacrifice
>"l-look guys, I made it!"
this is depressing.

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>>37046182
Why r u fags so negative and always trying to justify your shortcomings? This is what's truly depressing. Go do something productive. I've spent enough time on here, later bros.

Seems like your entire self worth is based on superficialities that can go away as quickly as they came. Enjoy your mildly raised level of "happiness" until your and your wifes body fail you and you have no money left.

>>37046268
Fucking holy fuck you sperg, I welcome death. I've become very familiar with it these last few years. My body will fail one day, I know this. This is also why I must live as much as I can while I can. To be completely honest, I prefer a nice run outside on a sunny day to a lot of things. Money comes and goes, my main objective in life isn't money or women.

>>37046242
> why r u
CULTURE SHOCK, FUTURE SHOCK

>>37044960
GET THE FUCK OUT IF YOU CAN JUST DO THESE THINGS AND JUST BECOME SUCCESSFUL THAT MEANS THAT YOU WERE JUST A FUCKING NORMIE AND HAVE NEVER BELONG HERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37045901
Both look fat kek

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>trunks

i couldn't help it

>>37044960
>Tfw I remember reading this pasta on old /r9k/ and /fit/ about 7 seven years ago

It even had the DBZ themed shorts.

>>37046409
>my main objective in life isn't money or women.
Yet that's all you have over a NEET. If you know you aren't doing anything worthwhile by posting your bare chest on Tinder, why would you think anyone else would be impressed by it? If you like, you can come back and brag when you have a gf that isn't a whore, but at that point I doubt you would feel the need to do so.

>>37044960
We don't care about that shit nigga just post that juicy ass OP

>>37045222
You're so cool, please be my friend

>>37044960
>Browsing 4chan and laying in bed together all day?
sounds perfect

>>37045086
uhhh what? theres millions of men who are high test failures

>>37045901
>fat girls will let me pay for them to stuff their face!
excellent work op

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>Trunks

Not bad OP.

Anyway, sounds like you put in a lot of effort for rather meager reward.


While it's true that you need to put forth effort to get anything grand out of life, when you're a 4/10 manlet with a low IQ and adult acne, the scale tips so that you're better off just trying to take it easy and enjoying your filth and sloth until you die an early death. Sure, you won't get the high-end rewards (sexy women, friends that admire you, fulfilling work, respect, etc.), but effort is no guarantee of those either.

It's a risk-reward thing, OP. Why put forth all that effort when the chances of me not being a miserable loser at the end are almost zero? Why not just enjoy the pizza, the naps, and the shitposting?