Tinder Thread

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Her instagram is filled up with this sparkly shit

>>37037413
tap that dva cosplay senpai

Fat girl angles are an immediate left swipe

>>37037387
she seems familiar because she's indistinguishable from millions of le unique grills

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Have two fuckbuddies becuz of tinder right now, good app

>>37037413
Fat, but would titfuck.

>>37038724
>no other sized found on reverse search.

is this one of them anon?

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>>37038429
>cosplying D.VA when you have the body for mei
heretical

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>>37039008
nope, pic related though

>>37039531
How did you get her to be your fuckbuddy

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>>37039795
>Asked what she does, asked her wether she wants to go for drinks
>say that I'm not looking for something serious
>"me neither :p"
>that turns the coming date from drinks to netflix and chill at my place
>watch an episode of narcos
>by the end we start making out
>Have sex for over an hour

I didn't know it could be this easy, I was really suprised
sex is really good, apparently she likes it enough to come back for more

>>37039795
He's attractive. What do you think?

>>37040076
He messaged her and asked her to netflix and chill. That's all. You robots make it sound as if you need to be Chad to get sex from tinder.

>>37038429
She must be a pro cosplayer because her instagram alychu is filled with all of this roleplay shit. Not a single normal picture

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>>37040943
She's baiting all these betas so hard

>>37040604
Good luck getting a match if you're short or not white. Prove me wrong.

>>37037387
I fucked a girl who looked just like her once. Totally worth it, fat girls give better head.

>>37040980
I get plenty of matches and have fucked plenty of girls off tinder. I'm 5'7". There, you've been proven wrong.

>>37041046
the mee stands corrected
>projecting

>>37039962
You're tapping that hot girl, do you know what board you're on? Get the fuck out already

>>37041076
To be fair, it helps that I'm good-looking. Despite what /r9k/ tells you, being a good-looking manlet gets you far more pussy than being a plain-looking tall guy.

>>37041142
do girls often ask about your height?

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>>37037413
Why do all these fat roasties insist on DVA cosplay when they're more suited to mei

>>37040963
>Gaming (PC)
This means she plays League of Legends on her laptop

>>37040963
>LE STICK TO LE PAYLOAD MEME IM SUCH MEME TRASH LOL XDDDDDDDDDDD

>>37041611

This man knows his shit

Originality is a concept based on a concept of absolute fallacy.

>>37037387
>disney paas holder
Dropped

>>37037387
she could be a pretty women, but all of the betas have made her feel comfortable with being such a mess

>>37037387
>anime
>let's trip together
WHY THE FUCK ARENT THERE GIRLS LIKE THIS WHERE I LIVE RREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37041142
And thus, the final lesson: be attractive and white.

i got a few matches and acted like those chads from the screenshots in every tinder thread, i instantly get unmatched every time.

Nothing works out well for me :(

>>37037413
Instagram name?

ff

>>37040963
I literally want to kill whoever made this tinder profile.

>>37041808
>acted like those chads

Give screenshots or be proven liar.

>>37041543
Not often. Sometimes they do ask and I tell them. Most end up not caring. Sure, some might unmatch me because of my height, but then again, girls will unmatch you for having the wrong hair color or liking the wrong band. Who gives a shit, nothing of value was lost, some dumb roastie who thought me being 5'7" was a dealbreaker. Chads gets unmatched all the time for nonsensical reasons too.

>>37041793
Exactly. The good thing is that you can work on being attractive, or at least presenting yourself as attractive on tinder.

>>37041876
Not the guy you're replying to, but I actually tried the sushi line. Most of the girls unmatched, a few just stopped replying, and one responded positively. The one said "bold... and I like sushi." She wasn't very attractive though

>>37041988
Tinder is a numbers game for everyone. Don't let /r9k/ fool you into thinking that a magical Chad who gets to fuck every single one of his matches exists. The general going rate is around 1 to 20. 20 matches will result in one fuck.

Source: my ass, and some anecdotal evidence based from my own and friends' experiences.

>>37042059
20 matches. I got about 5 matches per week near a big city, swiping every day. So I'd need a month of swiping.

Do you have any evidence this works for guys who are not white?

>>37042190
I have no evidence other than my anecdotal experience and what I've gathered talking with friends. I have no data about non-whites, sorry. Are you a Pajeet or Chang or Tyrone?

>>37042241
OP here and I just started Tinder last night and I have 0 matches yet and I'm not gonna waste money on shitty swipes. It might hurt me that I'm also a Tyrone but I wanted to try it atleast once

>>37042350
if you're a tyrone just say how the bbc myth is real and add your snapchat to it, grills will flock onto your cock

i got 1 month of tinder unlimited thing and for 3 bongs it was worth the 3 blowjobs i got

>>37040963
>24
>already has 5 cats

AVOID

>>37037413
>>37041854
Alychu. It fucking says it in the last picture of >>37037413

>>37042481
Nice troll but most girls don't even care about dick since they can get any premium dick at any time they want. That's when it turns into a mind game

>>37041611
T O P
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WHY THE FUCK ISNT LOL DEAD YET? QUIT THAT BORING ASS SHIT AFTER SEASON 3, I CANT BELIEVE IT EVEN GETS NEW PLAYERS.

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>>37040963
>Do you want to be my payload? I'd push you over the edge.
Is that good or autistic? I don't know much about flirting but that's what I would write her.

>>37040963
>5 cats
>problem makeup and hair
>"gamur girl" is just fucking overwatch
:(

>>37037387
>>37037413
It would be a shame if someone showed Alyssa this thread and ruined OP's chances :^)

>>37037413

You near Florida anon?

If so, I might know her.

>>37042866
How would that ruin my chances? Do you know how tinder works?
>>37042869
Yeah dude it says on her instagram that she's a Florida cosplayer

>>37040999
It's cuz they eat professionally

>>37040963
She sounds easy. If I lived nearby I'd netflix and chill with her.

>>37043352
who /alwaysswipesright/ here?

does it work?

>>37043352
Well if she matches with me, a black guy, that would be surprising. Also considering she's semi famous would be further surprising. I'll do what i can

>>37043402
Doing that punishes you with the tinder algorithms. Not recommended.

>>37043610
She even has her kik displayed publicly. She probably gets hundreds of unsolicited contacts a day through it.

>>37043721
source? because i heard a lot of people are doing it and it gets them matches

>>37043749
Tinder keeps their algorithms secret, but there are reports it may be true. Swiping right on everyone probably pushes you lower in their internal ranking, doesn't mean you are shadowbanned, but it most likely doesn't help you either. Better to swipe left when you know it's not someone you would ever want.

>>37043799
So people who purchase the tinder likes and shit ar actually fucking themselves over? Doesn't sound right...

>>37037387
FUCK I KEEP COMING BACK TO THIS THREAD I THINK IM LOVE WITH THE FAT GIRL OP POSTED

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>rarely ever get matches
>when I do get matches, they never respond or stick around
>always take hours just to think of an opener
>never a date, or even a long conversation
>Chad friend also uses tinder, and has a date almost every week
>he shows me one of his conversations
>he literally just says "hey" and the girl responds in paragraphs and paragraphs in seconds
I wish I was good looking. His photos only have him in them, and his profile just has a one liner on it. He doesn't even need to grab their attention, just make them notice he is there.
I hate being /ugly/

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What are ur thoughts on this qt bros
Origigi

>>37046040
She's fake
Seen that girl before, she's a cam whore or something,

>>37046040

She looks familiar

Way too familiar.
I'm sure I've seen her posted here before

>>37037387
>thing in the nose
into the trash it goes
>dressing like a whore
into the incinerator it goes

I also like anime, but that's not enough

can we stop talking about tinder, waste of time

>>37046089
>>37046083
Isn't this miss alice?

so I used the line that Sushi Bro dude always uses and it hasn't worked for me so far

Have had a few matches, nothing else though