Being a non-Tyrone black guy is the worst hell

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Being a black guy who will never be cute enough to be a girl (male) is worse.

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>>37036148
I feel ya man, I lost the game since I was born

>>37036148
You can fuck right off ya faggot.

>tfw no bf who will fuck you as he screams racist insults into your ear

>>37036214
Can you leave, you stupid homo

>>37036234
thats nice but you forgot to add nigger

>>37036252
You ain't black.

My friend is this way and he has a nice 6/10 fit gf

I think he hates me now though because I joked to my other friend while we were drunk that "she looks exactly like the type of person who dates black guys" which I just meant in jest but later realized even in jest was way inappropriate

>>37036272
But I am.
At least according to all the people I've met.

>>37036214
>Take it hard nigger boy, there you go!
>Tsk tsk from the way you're leaking looks like i found myself a nigger gal instead~
>About to come already, very well come then you filthy nigger, lets see how much cream you can handle!
Like so?

>>37036124
Just prove the stereotype wrong and people won't care that your black, as long as you don't "act black" which is actually acting like a moronic thug, what you call acting "white" is actually the proper professional conduct

>>37036281
He's still probably a Chad in mind

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>>37036305
Acting white doesn't give me friends or a significant other, maybe I'll try to be more of a gangster

>>37036305
perfect

originating from a low entropy source

>>37036320
Nah he's a pretty reserved dude, a bit muscular but still like 15% bf so he's not ripped or anything. Contrary to popular belief being relatively good looking, nice, and sociable is all you need to get a girlfriend with similar traits. I did the same thing

>>37036281
>Blatant daddy issues
>Ratchet clothing miniskirt and sleeveless top
>Bleached blond hair
>More than 3 piercings in face
>Visible tattoos in arms / neck
>Low IQ and bimbo like behavior
How did my bingo go on what the girl looks like?

>>37036353
Have fun in jail, say hi to Steve from me

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>>37036358
I'm not sociable I guess
>>37036368
I'll just rob drunks and junkies

>>37036390
>robbing drunks
Come to stand your ground state with that shit and see what happens

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>>37036305
>Being used and abused by a bearmode white guy spouting racial insults at me and inviting his friends over to join in

>>37036368
Yes to blatant daddy issues
Yes to ratchet clothing, although once they started dating she dialed it down a bit
Just ears and a small nose piercing
No tattoos
Definitely lower IQ than me and my friend but not at all dumb compared to the general population. We all go to a highly selective university but she's studying an extremely easy subject

She's actually pretty cool, the only thing about her I don't like is that she can't hold her liquor and starts getting really flirty with other people right in front of him when she's really drunk. But nothing too serious.

>>37036412
I'm already in Georgia, and I don't mind dying. Might as well try something
>>37036414
I'm sorry but can you leave?

>>37036414
>Actually a tall and kind of skinny white guy
>In real life im more of a gentle top/dom
Bamboozled again, i think the bear guys might be found in gay clubs or grindr, if you want a bald power lifter you're in luck since gay scene is full of those

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>>37036448
I am, but not because you told me too but because it's 9am and it's time for bed.

>>37036512
Oh my god, that nigger is into that shit hard, and i thought white traps were thirsty, nignogs hiding their slut side hard, secret is out