Don't fall for the meme.

met my gf on tinder and i'm a nerd with glasses who used a spongebob quote in his profile so idk what you're talking aboutlol

>>37031977
You're right that tinder's not for average men but it's also not a dating app you puts.

>>37032117
What exactly was the quote?

>>37032268
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

not original top laff

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>>37032117>>37032284


>"i'm just a quirky nerd aha xP"

>>37032284
Nice

Origin not him but I will try this

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>tfw i realize an eccentric chad will never throw me to the floor and have his way with my skinnyfat NEET body

its a fucking shit feel

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>>37031977
I went through that first time I was on Tinder. I just sorta gave up.

When I tried again I realized no one was gonna swipe right on me, so I swiped right on every random stacey I came across. Still nothing, thought it was pointless.

In the year or so I've had one, I've deleted and restarted it at least 5 times. I haven't gotten any better looking in that time, but on occasion I'll get a match which boosts my confidence for a half a second before realising I'm not gonna ask them out and unmatching them out of shame.

It doesn't help that, by all logical and reasonable standards, my profile is that of a fedora-tipping narcissist with very few photos of him with friends. Pic unfortunately related.

>>37031977
>>37032153
How ugly are you that you can't fuck tinder sluts? Post pics

>>37032153
>not a dating app
What in the literal fuck are you going on about

>>37032382
you're not ready for a girlfriend

>>37032382
>Shit posture
>Fat as fuck
>Glasses
>Shit haircut
There you go. Fix this shit

>>37032405

It's very easy to be a guy who has no luck on Tinder.

>>37032458
Yeah if you're a glasses wearing fatty with shit posture and a bad haircut I can imagine it would be.

>>37032405
I've been complimented by girls before. I'd say I'm a 7/10 on a good day. But i'm not a Stacy's type. Why would she settle for me, when there's so many better options. Besides, what good are aesthetics if you don't have a killer attitude, social life, hobbies, etc which are all things the guys they go for have?

>>37032430
I know

>>37032445
Thanks. The haircut is the part that really fucks me over, I have no clue what good hair should look like (and it certainly isn't mine.

The shit posture is directly correlated to the fatness, and I never wear the glasses anyway

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>>37031977
>Match up with this bitch the other day
Must have been an accidental swipe..

>>37031977

You swipebkeft because you know that the girls would laugh at you.

You would give everything you own, everything you could ever own and every redundant organ in your body for a chance at a relationship with one of those "Stacies".

That's why you hurt every waking second and post transparent shire like this for your fellow vegetable losers to nod at sagely before masturbating into a crusty sock over a photo of a "Stacey" which they then, tearfully, swipe left.

>>37032519
Lose weight then, remove glasses pictures and remove bad posture pic. Not even sure why it's in there desu

>>37032481


Or, you know, an average looking guy, since women find the vast majority of men unattractive.

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>>37032382
is this really your profile? Tone it down with the edgy shit man. This is a casual dating app and you're talking about existential dread

good luck dude I sincerely hope you make it

>>37032577
>be unattractive guy
>think I'm at least average for some reason
>B-BUT WOMEN FIND MOST MEN UNATTRACTIVE. DUH

>>37032284
that's a god-tier episode

nice taste

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>>37032544
Yeah the glasses pic wasn't a good idea in hindsight.

On the same topic I found probably the edgiest possible pic of me while searching through for new ones to use.

>>37032599
I get mixed responses on that honestly

>>37032606

The point is that average guys (those along the halfway mark on the scale of attractiveness), are considered unattractive by women.

I'm most certainly unattractive, but since about 80% of men are unattractive to women, that isn't saying much.

>>37032525
this isn't real, right? it can't be

>>37032651
>The point is that average guys (those along the halfway mark on the scale of attractiveness), are considered unattractive by women.
Then they aren't average are they?

>>37032425
lmao you autist, tinder is for sloots, you wouldn't wanna be with a sloot would ya?

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>>37032382
shit mayn

>>37032671

Yes, they are, in the same sense that a class' average grade on a test can still be a 5.

There's nowhere saying that average has to be attractive. It's not, and that makes sense, since people with lots of options (women) will raise their standards.

>>37032726
>There's nowhere saying that average has to be attractive
Nobody said that autist. I said if you're considered unattractive you're not average. Just like you're clearly unintelligent.

>>37032726
So many people overlook this. Thats why the average height is 5'8 and the average dick is 5".

>>37032782

And you clearly can't read, since "average" is not based off what women find attractive.

But hey that's why you're on a board full of societal rejects shilling for an app that will do nothing for people like us but make out lives even more miserable.

>>37032809
The average height in America for men is 5'10" and average dick size is 5.5". You're below average.

>>37032820
>And you clearly can't read, since "average" is not based off what women find attractive.
But that's exactly who it's based off of. There is no objective standard and what fags like is irrelevant. If women think you're ugly you're below average. Deal with it

>>37032822
talking about the world murifag

>>37032726
average in the looks context means not ugly and not attractive either, you mong
if most people are ugly like you say, on a mathematical average, yes people will be ugly but that doesnt mean an average person in looks is ugly

>>37032405
>>37032481
>600 Tinder users were polled, 300 male and 300 female
>240 out of 300 women said they'd gotten laid through Tinder
>50 out of 300 men did

>>37032836

Of course there is no objective standard, but when a small minority of men are the ones having the vast majority of sex, we can conclude that men not in that minority are unattractive.

>>37032849

No, it just means you look relatively like everyone else, it makes no judgement about whether a group of idiots finds you attractive.

>>37032873
>quoting a made-up "study"

Come up with a better excuse why you won't try tinder.

>>37032844
>using world height to make yourself feel better when it includes asian midgets

>>37032873
Cool story bro. Not relevant to what we're talking about though.

>>37032879
>but when a small minority of men are the ones having the vast majority of sex
Citation required

>we can conclude that men not in that minority are unattractive
No, we can't. Even if true all we can conclude is some men have most of the sex.

>>37032904
Some men have more sex than others. Wow, what a revelation!

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>>37032902
>>37032904
just fuck off this board you pathetic failed normals

When I look at dating profiles. 50% is really fat, the other 50% has a kid or two.

>>37032968
>he's calling other people pathetic
lol

>>37032944
Did you have a point here that you forgot to include or are you just repeating what others have said like it constitutes an argument per se

>>37032900
that is objectively wrong though
say you have 10 people in a room, 7 ugly, OK looking and 1 really attractive
the average person is ugly but it doesnt mean that they are average in looks

>>37031977
>get tinder
>swipe yes on everyone who's not deformed
>get match
>some qt with minor acne
>no stupid pose or crap like that
>freak out and never open tinder again
its not the world, its me.

>>37032968
Wallowing in self-pity and making excuses is so much easier than making a small effort to get laid.

>>37032989
2 OK looking*
original this is

>>37033007
using Tinder is a small effort in it of itself, you dolt

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>be a woman
>swipe right
>match
>swipe right
>match
>ad infinitum
Sounds about right. Anyone disagreeing with this knows it to be true.

>>37033051
>downloading an app is effort
No wonder you people are virgins

What you should be worried about is the data these things collect. Then again, a forever alone loser nerd probably doesn't provide any information that's worth a damn. Unless there is a buyer for that data, but I highly doubt it.

>>37033051
If it's a small effort for you no wonder you can't get laid.

>>37033062>>37033121


>appropriately using the app, commonly used to get people laid, is now not considered a small effort

Your bait replies need work. I know you're probably a fat neckbeard neet yourself, and you're just trying to kill time while the hotpockets are finished heating, but hollow bait is not entertaining for anyone.

>>37033140
>two people tell you it's not effort
>b-bait!! ad homeynim reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
lol

>>37033167
>get told to put in small effort
>give example of effort
>n-no not that one!

>>37033140
So what's your excuse for not using tinder?

>>37033188
>get told it's not actually effort
>y-yes it is! i tried!! why does nobody want me despite me downloading tinder?!?!!?

>>37032904
>Cool story bro. Not relevant to what we're talking about though.

Five out of six men on Tinder have not gotten laid through it.

>>37032525
>Hulu
That's a name I haven't heard unironically in a while

>>37033204
How is using the app exactly the way others do not effort? Please explain to me your idiotic reasoning.

>>37033236
>clicking google play, typing tin, pressing two buttons, opening the app and mindlessly swiping right is now effort
And WE'RE the ones baiting?

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>>37033250
>create a profile
>adding your most complimentary pictures
>add interests, general info
>swipe left on ones that don't interest you
>swipe right on ones that interest you
>await match

>And WE'RE the ones baiting?
Clearly. Thanks for noticing.

>>37033216
Source. And not that made-up survey.

>>37033303
>adding your most complimentary pictures
>add interests, general info
>swipe left on ones that don't interest you
>swipe right on ones that interest you

All unnecessary. If I remember right it adds photos from FB and nobody reads bios anyway so all you need to do is just swipe right for days.

>>37032117
fun fact: a girl who meets her "boyfriend" on a hook-up app will not suddenly stop being the kind of person who searches for dick on a hook-up app just because you think you've claimed her or whatever

do you really think she deleted her profile?
even if she did--which i guarantee you was something she was either forced to do or guilted into doing--do you really think she's not gonna keep looking elsewhere?

using hookup apps teaches girls a valuable lesson: you can literally always get fucked by interesting and different dudes all the fucking time, even if you are not so appealing yourself

your presence in her life has in no way made her into the kind of person who doesn't use hook-up apps. you're a delusional narcissist if you think she will give up an all-around superior situation (i.e. receive dickings with no consequence) because you're such a great guy

if she hasn't cheated on you yet it's only because she either hasn't found an appealing second option (don't worry, she will) or because she hasn't yet reconciled her hedonistic nature with her sense of self-righteousness (don't worry, she'll do that too).

can't turn a ho into a housewife

you're unironically getting cucked

>>37032382
Bruh just work out. That's it.

>>37033384
>unironically being this insecure
I dated a Tinder slut for 6 months. I knew she didn't delete it. She knew I didn't delete it either. She showed me how easy it was for girls to get matches, she swiped right like 6 times and got like 5 matches. We laughed about it.

Neither of us cheated and we mutually broke up 6 months later. Now she's with "the love of her life" and I'm engaged.

>>37033384
in my opinion, you need to give her good dicking then. Be really good at sex and she wont have a reason to look for it somewhere else

>>37033384
>I might get an unfaithful slut off tinder
>better not risk it! I'll stick to fapping to Chinese cartoons.

>>37033437
>Now she's with "the love of her life"
who she'll divorce in less than two years

>>37033453
Doesn't really help. People who are prone to cheating will do it regardless sooner or later.

>>37033458
>who she'll divorce in less than two years
Why would I care? She's happy. I'm happy. Everyone is happy. Why are you so bitter dude?

>>37033437
>Now she's with "the love of her life"
theres a high chance she was fucking him while dating you.
also how naive can you be? "s-she just kept her tinder open for 6 months to show me how easy she can get dick, she didnt actually do it!"

>>37033369
You don't have to use Facebook to make an account anymore. It's why I started using Tinder now, because I never had Facebook in the first place. I went out of my way to try the world's best hookup app, and for some reason that isn't "effort to get laid". And you do not speak for all women on the app when you say they don't read bios, so it is necessary.

>>37033058
Manasvi waifu materisl

>>37033468
She's contributing to the fall of the next generation

>>37033483
>theres a high chance she was fucking him while dating you
Highly doubtful considering she only got with him two months after we broke up and we had stayed friends the whole time. We were never in love and all we did was hang out, drink and take drugs so it wouldn't have been a big deal for her to just leave. Not sure why you're so convinced every girl cheats.

>>37033489
Ah okay. I didn't know this. Wish it had always been like that. And no, it's still not effort. I wonder what the rest of your life is like if spending 2 minutes writing some cheesy ass bio line and adding a picture of yourself is what constitutes effort

>>37033510
Okay. I'll be sure to send her a message telling her some guy online said that. Thanks for giving me the heads up bro

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Hmm, neato

>>37033546
hah I got that and I only have like 10 likes/matches or so, don't get you're hopes up.

>>37033526
It's literally the best first shot for anyone trying to get laid, and I don't know why you're denying. It is the perfect amount of starting effort for someone of my stature. You're unfairly comparing my efforts to those of a Chad, and of course mine would pale in comparison. But it's nonetheless, effort.

>>37033681
Effort is inverse, anon. If you aren't that great a prospect then you need MORE effort. "Chad" puts in less effort. Trying doing more dude. You'll find someone

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>>37033457
>I might get an unfaithful slut
Don't know any smart man that wants to marry damaged goods which is her penultimate goal. In the end, her being fucked harms her more than it harms potential mates. Hence why we have single mothers crying
>where have all the good men gone!
>better not risk it! I'll stick to fapping to Chinese cartoons.
This option is cheaper and safer than stooping to the level of legal prostitution(dating). The fact someone like this advocates a sexual strategy like this (tinder) leads me to believe they have a personal horse in this race. Who else would care where a man places his anchor? A woman most likely or a faggot. I'm leaning on woman

>>37033704
>he thinks there are women on /r9k/ trying to get losers to enter into the dating pool so they won't be lonely
lmfao anon not even desperate single women would want a lot of the men on here

>>37033704
>There literally aren't enough men out there
Isn't there like a 60-40 gender ratio, male to female?

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>>37033767
You would know, wouldn't you, roastfag?

>>37033704
I see, you are one of those "muh pure virgin waifu" types. You chose to die a virgin.

>>37033810
Yeah I think so, according to this: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2015/08/19/see-where-women-outnumber-men-around-the-world-and-why/?utm_term=.cd929d2254ff

I'm not sure where people get the idea that there are more females. Overall, it depends on the country, but in general there are more males.

>>37033810
No. Women outnumber men globally

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>>37033827
>die a virgin
I know it's hard to believe sweetie but I'm not. Sucks that your only weapon of shame is that. In things you cannot prove. How many men have you married?

>>37033921
>how to hide your herpes 101
This is why I avoid women like the plague who look like they have any makeup on

>>37033921
>sweetie
Effeminate faggot detected.

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>>37034086
It'd certainly be easier being a faggot. But alas, the sweet puh, it sings to me. It's enough to make a man nut.

>>37034153
lmfao You must be trolling with the way you type. No one can seriously say shit like this. No one.

>>37032836
You're thinking about median, not average. I won't type a proper explaniation because mobile, but you really should not ha ve dropped out of high school kid.

>>37034225
No. I'm not thinking about median. I'm thinking about what women decide is average.

>go on dating site
>no self confidence and always feel too inferior to even send a message to any girl
thus I'm forever alone.

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>>37034190
Oh I'm serious sister. Women is for fucking. Dogs and men are for companionship. Welcome to the Internet.

>>37034270
>Oh I'm serious sister.
>He does the autistic virgin talk
captcha virgen potier

>>37032117
>chad with glasses

Ftfy

>>37034294
We going to fuck or nah

>>37034327
I'm not a faggot and even if I was I wouldn't go near you. So no.

>>37033058
Manasvi a Cute! CUTE!

>>37031977
>a literal hookup app is filled with stacy whores
shocking
what the fuck did you expect OP? are you retarded?

Not sure if this applies to real life but i think there was a study that said that women only find a very small percentige of men atractive on dating apps. Which suggests that women that use dating apps are either shallow narcissistic people who have very high standars, or women are generaly more atracted to personality than they are to physique

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>>37032382
Jesus christ no wonder you fuckers can't get laid

get better clothes, you look like a clown in picture 4, is that a red shirt under a blue shirt lmao? Never mix red and blue, you will look like mario.

Stick with neutral colors like grey, black, white and maybe blue, but don't look like a fucking christmas tree
https://www.reddit.com/r/malefashionadvice/comments/ehrtv/shujins_comprehensive_fit_guide/
https://www.reddit.com/r/malefashionadvice/comments/15tjgv/livemethods_heroically_enormous_seasonal_color/

3. shows your bad posture, the picture tries to be deep and shit but it just looks cringy, fix your posture, keep your fucking neck straight

2. shows that all your friends are spergs too, and the way you look you perfectly fit in.
If you lost weight and got a haircut (that is not a haircut, you don't even comb you hair by the looks of it jesus christ.)

1. Would be an okay pic if:

>you were not overweight
>fixed your haircut (because you don't even have one, go see a stylist)
>your clothes didn't look to loose

Get a bio that doesn't imply that you are suicidal too L M A FUCKING O

>>37034807
>post link of a subreddit
I hope this is a joke mr laughing your ass fucking off

>>37034807
That anon is not a good representation of all of us. Seriously, it was almost like satirical.

>>37034662
If you look at the people who they actually chose you will find that your first statement is the truth.

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If you are an uggo like me do yourself a favor and stay away from online dating. I swiped a lot and only a few very ugly or landwhale girl matched with me. At least i know why i will always be alone.

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>>37034861
Everyone on that subreddit has more chances to get laid than /fa/ combined

>>37034807
>it's a norman gives some shitty generic advice episode
Sorry we don't use karma around here but have a (you)

>>37032782
you are actually mentally deficient
it is such a simple concept yet the idea cant make its way through your skull

>>37034954
>generic

It's anything but generic, it's pretty specific. You need to work on your reading comprehension. You could literally be given 100% exact steps to get laid but you'd still refuse to read it and scream "just b urself".

>>37034954
>>37034977
to be fair, the advice was specific

>>37033704
>tfw large penis, religious, but didn't finish college
Mixed feels. One of these days I'll go back and get my degree in industrial machine maintenance

Though i guess it doesn't matter because I am married.

>>37034962
>IT'S NOT THAT I'M UGLY IT'S THAT WOMEN ARE BITCHES
:^)

>>37034977
>>37034999
It's true, i didn't actually bother reading it. Because the first thing i saw was the reddit link. The advice is still shit because even if the anon does everything suggested he will still just be a try hard robot. Tinder wasn't made so robots could find girlfriends, it was made for bored normalfags who want to get laid over the weekend

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>>37034954
anon, if someone doesn't even put an OUNCE of effort in his looks and the way he presents himself, and then wants to use Tinder, knowing that 99% of men there look better than him, with woman with huge standards, he needs to be ridiculed.

That is not even norman advice, it's common sense

>>37035066
How is the advice shit if it will result in him getting a lot more matches?

>>37035062
I'm below average and ugly either way
This doesnt change the fact that women find average men unattractive

>>37035098
Still need a citation that isn't some bullshit survey ;)

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>>37035066
If he got a haircut, lost weight and got good looking clothes he would look like a normalfag, hell with less fat on his cheeks his first picture could look pretty alpha

It's just a bad kind of no effort mixed with social incompetence, but you can't fix the later if you don't fix your appearance first.

>>37035071
Have you considered the possibility that the anon did actually put some effort in his profile, but his power level is so high no amount effort would make a difference anyway? Like a said in this post>>37035066
It doesn't matter if he maches with some stacey when she realizes he has autism irl

>>37032519
A lot of non Stacey's like long hair on guys, maybe try growing it out?

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>>37035160
Dude I'm a socially incompetent piece of shit, but even I get to fuck girls on tinder, invite them to netflix and chill, put on a movie, bit of bad smalltalk, cuddle in with some pillows, go for body contact, halfway through the movie go for a kiss and three minutes later you are balls deep, it's not hard with tinder sluts.

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>>37032117
>met my gf on tinder
>4 out of 5 female users fuck regularly through the app
c... c-cuck? cuck

>>37035210
>socially incompetent
Yeah if do all the things mentioned you're not socially incompetent you idiot. Try not being able to look into your own parents eyes for socially incompetent. There are people on here who haven't even held another girls hand. Makes you think huh

>>37035210
I believe you have no understanding of the meaning of socially awkwardness

>>37035258
>>37035290

I get nervous standing on line in the grocery store, does that not count?

Tinder sluts are predictable

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Anyone here want some tips on getting laid through dating apps? I've fucked 14 women, all met online.

got a few matches lads need some good starting lines

>>37035465
I've tried things such as
>are u a beaver? Cuz dam

But more effective is commenting on something from their profile. Don't compliment them, that happens all the time. Comment on something

>nice tits

My friend uses this whenever a girl is showing cleavage. It actually works on some.

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>>37032659
It's real. She's not that attractive anyway.

>>37032117
>my
>gf
WRONG BOARD CHAD

>>37031977
these apps are for hookups you retard.

>>37033810
>>37033879

Among 15-30 men outnumber women by around 3% so it's like 47-53% for men. Not to mention that above 30 men also go for younger women.

>>37033058
Manasvi is actually alright

>>37035894
American demographic ratios are 1:1 in the 15-30 bracket. No idea what you're talking about.

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>>37031977
Just fucked 6 sluts in a month with this pic.just sayin

>>37035947

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/us.html

http://stats.oecd.org/index.aspx?DataSetCode=RPOP#

>>37032117
>spongebob quote
>le quirky nerd
Fucking tumblr 9gag shitstain

>>37031977
I've used OKC and POF exclusively to find gfs for the past 8 years. To this day I've had 4 long term relationships (all virgin girls), 20+ short term "flings", and a handful of 1 dates that either didn't go anywhere or I loathed.

>inb4 chad

My profile could have been written by a cynical robot and you wouldn't been able to tell the difference. I'm also a 3/10 according to /fit/, /fa/, and /soc/.

If it weren't for dating sites, I'd still be a khv.

>>37036113
I'm a 3/10 too, as ordained by soc
I couldnt meet a single female in person even though I have had 30 matches on tinder.
Not that it would have mattered if I met anyone, since my power levels would have become apparent in person right away.

>>37036151
Tinder is a shit app, looks are literally the only thing that matters there. I used it for 6 months and got 2 matches whereas with okc/pof out of 10 messages I sent a day at least 1 girl would respond on okc/pof. Mind you I take my time with messages.

And the whole tism thing, girls really don't seem to mind. I've never sugar coated my views on the world, and maintain my stance if challenged. I guess they see it as """confidence""" hence all the dates.

I literally don't know how people got laid before dating sites. I have never cold approached a girl in my life and have no idea how I'd do so.

>>37036113

If not chad just a turbonormie. 20+ hookups and 4 long term relationships require solid social skills. Robots don't have this.

>>37036385
Robots don't have it because they don't want it.

>>37036385
Kek, social skills? I have 1 friend who I avoid half the time because I don't want to leave the house. I don't ever start conversations and will sit in silence if the date won't pick a topic to talk about.

Though, you're probably onto something, as soon as a topic I'm interested is brought up I'm a motor mouth and don't let people speak.

>>37036385
>i'm not a genius but i followed my dreams and now i'm a millionaire
even if we did believe you were a robot and had GF's, for everyone like you there has to be thousands of robots who cant make it

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What the fuck am I supposed to say back to this ?

>>37036608
Say "????????????"

Why bother giving it much more thought?

>>37036608
Just send "hi" simple. Next step of conversation lies on her. And take it from there, just don't get nervous

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Friendly reminder that these are the "robots" who come and browse these thinly veiled /soc/ threads.

>>37036702
>that face
>robot
we are the laughing stock of chad
FUCK

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>>37035576
That tit gap

>>37031977
>Tfw I get loads of matches but Im to autistic to talk to them

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>>37031977
Unfortunately this is 100% true. I went through every single Tinder profile in my area searching for a modest qt looking girl but the entire app is just horrible slutty looking women. It's just like going to a bar. I'm not sure I'll ever find a cute girl. I want a GF real bad but the first hurdle in my way is that I'm not even attracted to any girl I see irl or on dating sites/apps. And even if I somehow managed to find one, they would then need to like me back which is extremely unlikely. They say it's a numbers game but my numbers are so restricted by my own taste that I basically have no chance.

>>37036702
What's the point of these "only swipe right if" messages? It has to be a mutual match so just don't swipe right yourself on people who don't meet your criteria. It's literally the point of the app.
Also fuck this guy for appropriating waifu culture.