I'D LOVE YOU MORE THAN HE WOULD YOU FUCKING BITCH

>>37030369
its not that serious cucky mcemo

Yeah you totally sound like the stable type of guy.

>>37030369
Not true robot not true.

Plus it doesn't matter because she won't love you more than she loves him

>>37030369
So prove it.

>>37030369
"Nice guy" in a nutshell.

>>37030419
great idea!! i will tell her how much i love her!!

>>37030369
You have to love yourself before you can love someone else, OP. Trust me.

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>>37030826
original whelp

>rejects me because she wants some faggot
>he rejects her
>see him around campus with 9/10's
>she now looks depressed all the time
>she tried coming back to me
>having time to think about this I decisively tell her to fuck off
>walk away with a massive grin on my face

AHAHAHHAHAHA THAT'S WHAT YOU GET BITCH

>>37030826
I'm attracted to myself so why can't I fuck anyone else?

>>37030522
AND I WILL SHOW HER BY SENDING HER PICTURES OF ME WITH YOGURT ALL OVER MY PENIS.

>>37030962
Neat revenge fantasy, anon. It's not at all petty or childish.

>>37030972
You can fuck me, anon. Why don't you?

Yeah, why won't you give me a chance YOU FUCKING BITCH? I'm such a nice guy, DUMB CUNT!

>>37031098
Sure thing Ashley, whatever you say.

>>37030369
I DON'T WANT YOUR LOVE YOU BETAMAX FAGGOT

>>37031139
nigga she gave me a million chances. let me grieve.

>>37031171
rude :^(

>>37031201
But true. Stop thinking your "love" is worth anything. It's really not, and I'm not just saying that to be an edgy contrarian faggot on the Internet's premier autism forum.

>>37031297
i dont though. just thought i was gonna be happy for once.

>>37030369
She's greasing his cock with tight snatch and screaming his name as he pumps her full of his seed, she cannot remember yours.

>>37030411
>Women
>Love
Pick one
I should have known that was unoriginal

>>37030826
This is faggy bullshit

>>37030369
We all think we'd be a better fit for her than he is. How dare that fucker treat her like he does? It's a fucking disgrace, you'd love and respect her so much more than he does.

If you're not already at least on some level aware, that's not true. It's admirable that you want to see her happy, but that's the sentimentalist in you talking. Help her out when you can, and if she's genuinely being abused or beaten urge her to get out of it ASAP, but for the most part you're probably projecting your fantasies without taking a good hard look at yourself.

Music for that feel.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLfDG1Za6SjNfM0QphLScrrjvxsgbq6o8I

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Dat feeeeeel. Kill me pls

>>37031569
we dont talk anymore but if i do find out shes being abused by him i will literally fucking kill him and then myself because im not going to jail
thanks for the playlist though senpaitachi. will listen later on.

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>>37030369
>tfw oneitis rejects me and never has a bf
SHE WOULD RATHER BE ALONE

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>>37030369
>tfw only attracted to girls that are taken and unobtainable

>people talk about love as if it's a positive thing
>I can only associate it with misery

>>37030369
No you wouldn't. you've confused love with obsession, you creep.

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>>37030369
Don't feel too bad Anon

I had this happen to me about a month ago with a chick I met on 4chan and I'd like to think of myself as a chad with extreme robotic tendencies

Once that little bitch came around looking for attention trying to get me to orbit her, I sent her this gif

Things went on a slippery slope of "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK YOU ROASTER TOASTER"

I'm better than her because I'm a virgin and still have worth

She's a used up fat slut

I settle for no less than 7/10

...I would have loved her though, fucking whore

>>37030369
Maybe. But she wouldn't love you so it doesn't matter.

>>37031864
I feel you famalam. Back in high school my oneitis preferred to go to prom with another girl instead of going with me.

>>37032086
>I settle for no less than 7/10

Oh sweetie, you are so going to die bitter, twisted alone and... Young.

>>37032113
she did though :^)

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>steal other guy's girlfriend
>really like her
>push her away and completely break things off with her
>drink alone in my apartment wondering why I'm alone
Why am I so self-destructive?

>>37032149
>did
Wow. You sure got me. Keep living in the past anon :)

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>>37032172
FUCK OFF FUCKING NORMIE CHAD GET OUT OUT GET OUT OF MY BOARD FUCK YOU IT'S ROBOT 9001 NOT CHAD 9001 TAKE YOUR MEME DEPRESSION AND LEAVE

>>37032086
>FUCKING WHORE
>SHE HAS NO WORTH
>FAT SLUT
>I LOVED HER THOUGH
lol faggot "nice guys" getting exposed again

>>37032220
I'm not as Chad as you might think. I got good at pretending to be normal so people would stop beating me up. That's all.

>>37032236
FUCK OFF WHAT PART OF GET THE FUCK OF THIS BOARD DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND???

>>37030369
me too anon, me too ;_;

robot plz let me post

>>37030369
>still capable of love
guess you aren't a robot

>>37032307
Why would I leave? I've been on this site for 13 years.

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>>37032317
GO TO FUCKING SOC YOU DON'T BELONG TO THIS BOARD IF YOU CAN GET A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND HOW STUPID ARE YOU IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37032345
I didn't get a girlfriend. When she pushed to make it official I pushed her away hard and she won't talk to me now.

>>37032357
That is even fucking worse. Get out.

>>37030962
not using her as the cum dumpster she is.
baka

>>37032357
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU COULD GET A GF BUT BECAUSE OF YOUR MEME DEPRESSION YOU NOW THINK YOU ARE A ROBOT JYST FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW

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>>37032142
I know my worth

7/10 is my league

>>37032232
>nice guys

LOLCOW SPOTTED

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>tfw your crush only hangs out with you when her bf doesn't want to and she knows you make him jealous

>>37032589
*breaths in*
*inhales
YOU FUCKING NORMIE PIECE OF SHIT CHAD GET OUT OF THIS FUCKING THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37030369
>YOU FUCKING BITCH

riiiiiiiight

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>>37032750
>he doesn't say things he doesn't mean when he's upset

>>37032737
How am I a Chad? The only reason I make her bf jealous is because me and her drunkenly made out like twice, after which she decided she didn't want much of anything to do with me.

Bitter people don't know real love though. So jokes on you.

>>37032589
Why are you being a literal second man for her? How is that enjoyable and not shameful? What do you hope to gain?

>>37033015
I mean I do have fun hanging out with her, she's fun to talk to and always makes me smile and laugh. I just didn't know until recently that she was only hanging out with me because her bf was busy or whatever. I've been trying to cut her out of my life for the past few months and sometimes we go weeks without talking but eventually one of us will contact the other like nothing happened.

>>37030369
>start talking with an asian qt
>she is small, cute, childish, and actually smart
>homely af, even talks about her next guy being the one for marrying and having children she only had one bf before, they last 3 years tho
>doesn't give a fuck when I swear, but still sweet
>every day we talk hours, sometimes she sings for me
>tells me crying that without me she'd feel alone
>literally 'I wouldn't know what to do if I'm not with you'
>for work and meme reasons I sperg'd and started to talk less often with her
>two months after she says that even if she feels scared, she feels like giving herself a chance with a guy
>told her I'm happy for her
>cried like a bitch for hours
now I can't talk to her directly and I'm trying to kick her out of my life; if you are reading this C.L. I'm A., please don't talk to me anymore, I'm so happy for you being happy, you deserve it, but it hurts so much knowing it isn't with me. Also, the guy looks nice and childish and stupid like you hahaha, you made the right choice. Good luck and bye.

>>37030369
the "fucking bitch" part kind of negates everything that precedes it

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>>37030369
lol @ this buttmad cuck

Love yourself first.

>>37033832
Its a joke, not a dick. Dont take it so hard.

>>37033911
>Its a joke, not a dick

what?

>>37033832
>>37033911
>>37033930
fuck both of you niggas i was just venting goddamn

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>>37033949
I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>37033911
wow did you just come up with that yourself?

>>37030369
>YOU FUCKING BITCH
Yeah, you sound like a veritable font of empathy and care.

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Gosh i would make her pregnant big time. She 31

>>37030369
faggot.

SAGE

>>37034276
You obviously didn't sage it