>finally get gf >she pulls the strap on out what do?

>>37028215
Just say, "Yeah, I don't think this is gonna work out," and leave.

>>37028215
Pinch myself, because obviously I'm dreaming. No woman will ever want to peg my boipussy.

Tell her to put it away and fuck her normally?

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>>37028309
>fuck her normally
Are you implying it's not completely normal to have sex via a woman inserting a penis-shaped piece of rubber into a man's anus?

break her clavicle.

>>37028215
Lube up, I guess.

>>37028925
That's just fucked.
Why do "men" like this even exist? Even I feel superior to him and I'm human garbage.

>>37029016
He's getting laid. You aren't.

>>37029037
That's not getting laid. That's something that's just degrading and humiliating. I'd rather never have sex at all than get pegged.

>>37029092
>being so insecure about your sexuality you'd rather avoid sex altogether
Guess that makes sense, considering you're a robot.

>>37029114
>hurr durr I have a gross weird uncommon fetish and anyone who doesn't share in it is wrong
If I had a choice between eating dog shit and starving, I would starve. And so would most people. But there's always the one guy who likes the taste of shit.

>>37028215
I'm willing to try anything at least once (except cuckolding). If I don't like it then it won't work out

Pegging is a fetish of mine, so bring it on. I'm up for most weird shit outside of watersports and shitplay

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Beg mommy to punish me for being a naughty boy using her cock

>>37029423
Same. My only hard lines are excrement (shit, piss, vomit, etc)

>>37029366
If you were actually starving, you'd probably eat dog shit. Hell, even if you're stubborn enough to die over petty shit, most people aren't. There is literally nothing wrong with letting a woman fuck you with a strapon.

>>37028215
get the fuck out my nigga

>>37029455
>you'd probably eat dog shit
Are you out of your fucking mind? No I wouldn't! Nobody would! It's shit! I doubt you could even get it past your gag reflex if you wanted to.
>there's literally nothing wrong with letting a woman fuck you with a strapon
Yes there is if you're not into that. It's a complete reversal of the male/female dynamic that a heterosexual relationship is built upon. How can you not see that that is not appealing to most people? Most straight women wouldn't even want to do that.

I mean as long as i can fuck her after she fucks me at least i get laid

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prepair your anus

I get it that op likes pegging and shit, but calling someone insecure about his sexuality just because he doesn't has the same fetish as you makes you a fucking cunt OP

Is the strap-on that small? Tell her to get a bigger one; I can handle 8 inches without even trying.

>>37028215

dump her ass onto the street and get a new hoe nigger

come on now not gay nigger

My oneitis looks like an adorable trap, but I don't think I could handle things around my bum.

>SO STRAP ON THAT THERE JAMMYPAC
>AND GET UP OFF MY FLOOR