Daily hooker thread

It's illegal where I am and I don't think it's worth potentially losing my job over.

I also don't feel like traveling halfway across the world (or to Nevada) to do it legally.

>>37027891
Because I don't need to pay for it

>>37027916
>Nevada
would this be worth it? i live 5 hours away so maybe i could go.

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>>37027891
because beating off is way easier
I just want a qt gf you degenerate

Because I drained my finances and have to deal with suddenly getting a car in my name

>>37027891
Illegal here, and way too risky with diseases

>>37028051
>risky with diseases
Will this meme ever end, the average prostitute is actually less likely to have a std than the average college girl

>>37027948
People who fuck hookers aren't usually beta incels or robots, but usually travelling Chads or rich businessmen, or alphas who are married but don't want to get caught

I would be too nervous and therefore couldn't maintain an erection.

Johnfag here,
>>37027916
>>37028051
Its pretty easy to access and very low risk. Been with 30 or so. Stick to review boards & screening sites to weed out the crazies.

>>37027932
Not IMO because Vegas rates are super high, but if you're in the boonies it might be more economical than traveling elsewhere.

Dunno if brothel girls do anything without condoms. Most GFE escorts will atleast suck it and some of those will let you cum in their mouth.

>>37028715
This is a genuine concern. I recommend going nofap for awhile (atleast 3 sleeps, if you normally fap daily).

Due to performance anxiety and porn-induced ED, it may take a few tries. Took me 3-4. The key is to relax and let her do the work.

Also, try not to go into the session with preconceived notions about what feels good. I can't feel a goddamn thing in CFS (covered full service, e.g. all the vanilla positions /w condom). BJs are my fetish and are great at getting you hard. HJs are my anti-fetish but they are actually super stimulating with lube.

>>37029352
>Vegas rates are super high
how high? i'm okay with 300-500 hr if i don't have to deal with the bullshit of verification and backpage scams. i plan to be covered either way

No money, live in rural area in the rust belt.

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>>37027891
>too expensive
>they don't fuck black people

Because I'm holding onto the hope that my gf will one day not be on the opposite side of the country.

>>37029352
Which countries you been to?

>>37028142
>the average prostitute

Probably depends where you are. I wouldn't ever go fucking around in Thailand or some ghetto neighbourhood.

>>37029381
Probably you can pick up some girls at the bars at those rates. Might be a 6/10 to 8/10 depending on your grading scale.

Out here (Texas), I'd expect to pay $300/hr for a quality escort with her shit together, and $500/hr for an absolutely smoking hot babe.

Backpage is definitely shit, but you can get in on most review sites for free. The Vegas board on Eccie isn't super active, but you can see Activities (the acronyms for sex acts) in the review boards with a free account.

Things will always be cheaper if you do the footwork yourself- hitting up girls on Mocospace, Seeking Arrangements, etc. Personally I prefer review sites, because if the girl doesn't cater to my fetish, I won't be able to cum. So I figure I'm saving money by going for what I want, instead of stepping on backpage CBJ (covered BJ) landmines 95% of the time.

I would prefer if I could just offer attractive co-workers money for sex/bjs

>>37029528
Actually my Johnfaggery is contained to Texas. Texas is amazeballs for hookers. Easily outclasses the bullshit rates in Vegas, New York, etc.

I feel that Dallas is probably the most primo hooker spot in the US given the quality of talent, easy rates, and high prevalence of "extras" being easily accessible (BBFS, CIP, etc).

That said, I hear Eurobros get everything cheaper & easier, so I'm pretty jelly.

>>37029352
>This is a genuine concern.
If I can maintain an erection while getting lap dances from strippers, think I'll be good for the real deal with hookers?

>>37027891
I'm 260lb. I feel too ugly and fat to visit a hooker.

>>37029638
I used to work near a brothel and would see the sort of clients that walked in. Most were 40+ y/o fat men. I'm sure you'd be fine.

>>37029583
Where would you go if you took a sex trip to europe? Say you got the ticket for free in this situation

>>37027891
because i have no expendable income and live in the middle of fucking nowhere so there aren't any and none would come here

>>37029582
Agreed, but this is a dangerous game.
You would immediately be in hot shit if she considers it sexuhara (read: Stacy doesn't consider you Chad).

If you're willing to put in some effort, try just offering it to girls on Moco, Plenty of Fish, Seeking Arrangements, or whatever. I don't do sugarbaby shit so I don't know if those sites are any good still.

>>37029622
I can't say for certain, everyone's body is different.
When I was going to strip clubs I'd be rockhard during the lapdances, but after awhile they just didn't get me hard anymore. I don't recall if I pre-gamed too much (fapped the day/day before) or what.

I've done some experiments, and I recommend doing the same:
Can you get hard without touching your dick, and without any porn? E.g. you're sitting in bed thinking sexy thoughts. I can't do this anymore.

If you're watching porn and go completely hands-free, how long does your erection last? Mine goes down within seconds of losing stimulation.

Can you get hard with just vanilla tits & ass? Think Playboy magazine. I'm in pretty deep with specialized fetishes, but if I go nofap for awhile this comes back.

I'd say if you can control your erection mentally or with vanilla stimulation (e.g. making out, taking off clothes), and stay hard for atleast 60s hands free, you're probably golden.

You might have some performance anxiety, so try to focus on relaxing. Don't try to be a mega pornstar that will make her orgasm. Just find what makes you happy. Took me 3-4 tries to cum, honestly.

>>37029676
I'd probably stick to the UK. My understanding is that advertising is forbidden due to nuisance laws, but prostitution itself is not. I'd prefer to be able to communicate with the girls. I think the rates are substantially better than US rates for the same quality of ass. Also, more providers = more girls willing to do extras like bareback.

Aside from that, I think eastern Europe is a good place. I love eastern European ladies and exchange rates are good.

I don't particularly care about losing my virginity.

>>37029638
Don't worry about this. Just save your pubes, brush your teeth regularly, and shower/mouthwash before the session.

Most escorts keep their eyes closed during sex, so if you don't have an overpowering smell or bad taste, it honestly doesn't matter. As other people have posted, most Johns are actually old out of shape men anyway.

>>37029684
How middle of nowhere are we talking? Is your town along any interstate between big cities?

Sometimes girls make stops because its a long ass drive from coast to coast.

Also, some girls make outcalls with up to 2 hours driving each way. Typically, these are girls who are 1-2 hours away from the big city themselves.

Hooking is an expensive hobby, so you'll definitely need some income to get started.

Do you live with your parents? If you had some cash, could you drive to a city for the weekend?

Do you drink/smoke/do drugs? Buy guns/ammo? Games? I realize this shallow advice, but surely there is something you can skimp on.

http://www.sherisranch.com/default.aspx

this place any good?

>>37029981
where I live it is about 15 miles to the next town and about 40 miles or more to get to an actual city. there is a highway several miles from my house but it's not an interstate. i assume any woman that would drive an hour just to get my house would cost a lot of money. i dont have any cash because all my money goes to rent bills and living expenses. i can't drive because I don't have anyone to help me get my license or use their car. i barely drink, dont smoke, dont do drugs, dont have guns or ammo, dont spend money on video games none of that shit. there is nothing I can skimp on and my life is really shit right now

>>37029381
Vegas is in Clark county. Prostitution is illegal in Clark county.

You can get a hooker in LV but gotta watch out for stings and scams.

Legal brothels are a whole lot safer but no bare back of any kind.

Brothels are expensive though.

I've lived in a county in NV my whole life that allows prostitution
Yall faggots don't know anything

>>37030426
Yeah Vegas/NV is not the place to go if you can help it.

>>37030154
Shit that is rough bro. I hope you can get on your feet sometime.

If you do stumble into some cash, a one hour drive is a feasible outcall for some girls. They might charge 50-100 extra though.

>>37030540
thanks but the way things are looking right now death would be a relief.

>you keep mentioning eccie
>there's actually an arizona eccie

well, that works