Pathetic fantasies thread

bro you don't want that shit

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>>37026816

I actually do. It would be such a novel role reversal.

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> hanging out at my apartment
> mysterious woman suddenly appears
> stunningly beautiful
> she says she's an assassin sent here by the social justice warriors to kill me for being a racist misogynistic shitlord
> after a brief struggle she falls madly in love with me
> leaves with a changed personality
> SJWs aren't too happy and try to kill her
> rescue her from SJWs
> we blow up the SJW base
> we get married and go on further adventures around the world

I also want a yandere gf.

I wish someone would talk to me

A young girl to become infatuated with me and I have to fight the urge to commit a crime.

>>37026798
I know that feel OP.
>tfw no yandere gf
It's the worst feel.

>>37027036
Thats a neat dream anon. What adventures would you go on?

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>>37027036

>we blow up the SJW base

>>37027077
Wish granted

>>37027094

What crime anon?

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>>37026798
>that game

Oh fuck that brings me back

>>37027094
>leon the professional
I want to die but I want to die for something that matters, an actual fucking cause, not some spic blowing me away like'll probably happen
I just want to exist for a reason, goddammit.

>>37026798
I wish I could fly.

>>37027125

Statutory rape

>>37027144

That movie made me sad but also gave me a boner.

>>37027054
>>37027117

There are chans populated solely be men infatuated by girls who are literal nobodies. They talk about them, make art about them, listen to their music, analyze their every word. It's pathetic but also endearing. Is there any female equivalent to this level of obsession with a non famous person?

I wish I could be a cute magical girl that is also a super bad ass like Nanoha.
I'd have a family that loves and cares for me and a 'best friend' to go on vaguely lesbian adventures with.

>>37026798
I wish my oneitis would confess their undying love for me. Pathetic because I thought I had a chance but found out they're still in love with their ex and they're getting back together.

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I STILL regularly fantasize I'm pic related, destroying entire armies, slaughtering normies, and wreaking terror across the world

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>>37027134
Had some great music too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15E98H-9gu0

>>37027236
guys in bands/comics/artist types.

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i always had a lot of fantasies about finding a portal to another world, either the past or fantasy, and bringing technology with me and becoming a god with powerarmour, computers, and guns in a world of swordsmen and wizards, and of course I'd collect a harem of QT waifus

I really liked GATE when i discovered it

>>37026798
>>37026874
See if a hot girl were actually interested in you, you'd be dating her, cause she interested and asked you out. She wouldn't be stalking you, besides that she'll ask for all your social media password, phone lock, keys, email passwords, and all that shit. A girl that stalks you would be some ugly fat bitch and a shit personality that even you wouldn't want to touch with a pole.

>>37026798
I want to be a rockstar.
If not that, then like a powerball $300,000,000 jackpot winner.
And then I want to have the opportunity to tell everyone who treated me bad, looked down on me, or turned their back on me to fuck right off when they all of the sudden change their tunes.

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I wish a giant girl would attack earth

i want the scarecrow to just fucking torture me

>>37027664
What's with you and posting this giantess material just about every day? I can't see the attraction to the fetish. Please explain it to me.

>>37027721
I need to evangelize for my weird fetish so I'm not alone

>>37027728
Yeah, but what about a giantess gets you going? Is it that something of that size would be immensely powerful and you powerless before it? What's flips the switch here?

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>>37027036
Hmmm, what an intriguing plot idea...

I always kinda fantasized about having some immature lovey dovey type relationship. Just making out a lot, hugging and cuddling, telling each other how we love each other Lots of physical non sexual contact
its pathetic because I'm 25 and never had a relationship. Even if I manage it, she would think we're too old for that

>>37027577
Oh, alternatively, I just want a nice, sweet girlfriend who I'm actually attracted to and enjoy being around and have things in common with who loves me with all her heart and I will eventually marry and live a long happy life with until I die first in my 80's with relatively good health and she, also very healthy, quietly dies a year or two later.
I want to enjoy life again and have a reason to get up and try to succeed and work hard.
I want to stop being beaten down by life at every possible opportunity, and, back to the first thing, feel like the one thing I've always wanted (true love) is something that can actually happen to me and I'm not better off just getting chemical castration.

>>37027177
Ooh, boy, careful there anon. I don't think you're allowed to find underage girls attractive in 2017.

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>>37027971
>in 2017
It's been illegal in most of the world for a long time, anon.

>>37028090
Thoughtcrime isn't illegal yet. But we've recently started to lynch people for liking loli, so that's progress!

>>37027721
>I can't see the attraction

Isn't that the whole point of a fetish?

I just want someone who would really like to be with me, to talk and walk and enjoy it just by the fact its me.
I dont really think nobody ever felt like this about me.
I can almost maybe keep a normal conversation with a girl, but those longs talks I wanted, or the affection, is far beyond anything I ever got

>>37026798
I can't ev n word it.

It involves farts.

I just realized even imagining something as simple as hearing a woman attractive to me say
>I have to fart
In person could be surreal enough make me lightheaded with an exponentially inconvenient throbbing erection

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I just want to get my dick wet from fucking monstergirls.

I don't really think this is a pathetic fantasy but I want to date a girl and sweet-talk her into a threesome with her mom or sister and then slowly influence them to be fuckbuddies/lovers.

does mind control used to build a harem count?

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>>37028780
>tfw there are Chads out there who could legitimately do this with little to no effort

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>>37028942
I know, and it annoys the hell out of me. I figure it's probably just a matter of getting lucky and finding a girl who'd be down for that, but I'm also a shut-in and don't talk to anyone. I wish I had a coach or someone to hang out with me and teach me the ways of chad-ness.

>>37027664
would she use skyscrapers as dildos?

Sometimes I fantasize I have a channel on youtube where I review things

Also, be magically teleported back in tjme when me and my oneitis were both children. We would be like 6 or 7, and be forced to be together cause our mothers would be friends or something. We would grow up together and develop a brotherlike relationship and be very close. I would do things like taking her to her prom and those shits.
I only want to be able to take care of her, I dreamed with all this so many times.

>>37029075
I don't think we have any materials that could be used to build a giantess-sized dildo. Skyscrapers are very brittle and wouldn't hold up to the forces involved.

>>37029080
This

My number one is having a nice family with a nice wife and nice job but that's definitely second

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I want everyone in the world to spontaneously disappear outside of myself and a few hundred qts scattered around the globe. I would embark on an adventure to impregnate all of them.

I literally just want a woman to be attracted to me

>>37029766
>>>/d/
Degenerate.

Mine is having a girl actually like me genuinely

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>for a girl to tell me I mean something to her

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>>37026798
I wish that I was Yoshikage Kira and that the world was filled with other stand users

>>37027785
>its pathetic because I'm 25 and never had a relationship. Even if I manage it, she would think we're too old for that

This hits too close. Do you get those once a week per month depression times where you crave love so much but now will never get it?

>>37029766
Oh boy, get ready to have a very shitty love life.

>>37026798
>have someone that genuinely loves me

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>>37026798
I too would like a Yukako to my Koichi. Preferably with similar Stand-like powers

Anyway, pathetic personal fantasy...
>living in a small town on the edge of Virginia
>in a nice tiny apartment complex
>have a mad crush on the qt that lives next door, we have a bantering friendship/flirtationship that neither of us is brave enough to act on
>night of a huge snowstorm
>she asks if she can warm up and stay at my place, she locked her keys in her car and can't get into her place
>we cuddle on the couch watching a Wes Anderson movie
>now or never
>I grab her attention and kiss her quickly
>we both freeze
>she pulls me in
>we release months (if not years) of sexual tension
>next morning
>she kisses me good morning
>we have breakfast
>she picks her keys out of her pocket and gives me a sly wink as she goes back into her apartment

>>37026798
Something like that is currently happening to me op. She constantly texts me and the things she says are obsessive. I'll take an hour to respond and shell respond within seconds. So many long ass texts from her talking about how much needs me in her life and shit. She came over tonight and we talked

I had a nice Audi. :-(

>>37026798

I regularly fantasize about people I know confronting me about how I fucked up and myself eloquently and calmly turning it around on them and explaining why they're the ones who fucked up.

Nobody ever calls me on my shit though.

>>37026798
>i wish glover would jerk me off with his 4 fingers

>>37031326
I don't care what anyone says I want this more then anything.

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>>37026798
NO! OP!

YOU FORGOT TO ADD THAT THE STALKER HAS TO BE INCREDIBLY HOT AND AGGRESSIVE!

>time machine takes off

NO! OP!

Poor OP... He's living in some new timeline where only ugly facebook stalkers like him...

>>37031800
It feels good in a strange way. I love this girl but its kinda weird and some what annoying. Show a girl the best of you and then hurt her, that's how you can achieve this.

>>37031835
I don't believe that piece of advice please elaborate how that works.

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>>37026798
>i fantasize about helping a cute homeless girl get her life together and falling in love with each other

but i'm just poor little neet who can't even get his own life together

>>37026798
My pathetic fantasy: qt asian gf who wants to play vidjya with me, and likes to ride motorcycles. This would be 10outta10 for me.

>>37031835
Please explain I need to know! All I want is a cute yandere gf then I can finally be happy!

>>37031953
>make great memories with a girl
>treat her like shit then ghost her
>wait until she comes back
>(optional) ignore her and wait until she makes another attempt to contact you
>talk to her but give her very little to work with

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>>37031870
Find any Asian girl with daddy issues

Protip: They act extremely girly and wear pink fuzzy things

You'll need to be a chad on any level to get a qt Asian

So good news, even if you have a hedious face, you can still bulk up and they won't care if you can bench press her and her friend

>>37031991
hideous face*

momas sphegetti will not work once with an Asian

>>37031986
I think if this was the case she was crazy about you from the start.

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>>37031986
Basically follow this strategy if you're insecure and too scared of having a relationship unless you manipulate them and keep them under control.

>>37032129
Well you hit the nail right on the head there anon. You can read me like a book.

>>37032084
In my personal experience, she is crazy about me but its very complicated. But she possibly could be like this with other guys too. I don't even know.

I wanna come across a pretty girl in a perilous situation and save her