/britfeel/

>>37020735
REEEE you never use my op image

>>37020735

the nights just getting started, off to the late shop for some cigs and cans soon

Right let's settle this once and for all

What

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Don't date Chinese girls

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my mind has calmed itself down. I should go to the doctors again but can't be arsed writing it down for them to misinterpret it again. I'm not taking your fucking (((antidepressents))). Lock me up and force me through some clockwerk orange shit or something.

Or i'll just wait till I eventually explode, can't say I didn't warn them

got to deliver a package at the post office tomorrow and i've never done it before, im an autistic mong can anyone give me a step by step on what to do and what i might be asked so i can figure how the interaction might go? thanks lads

>>37020823
Nah mate dat yellow poon is ours. Mr politician man said so.

>go into facebook settings to deactivate account
>see this
well it was inevitable wasn't it.


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Bedroom door locks make fapping no easier.

>knock knock knock
>"anon open the door a minute quickly"

my mate tripped on acid yesterday. it was mad. he thought the house was on fire. he almost called the police and said isis is here but my brother took the phone off him. if he managed to call the police, i would of been swatted. bloody hell

>>37020823
but they're my best chance of a qt asian gf

Cute chink girl from KFC gave me 4 pieces of original chicken in my 3 piece meal. I've peaked. Life will never get better than this.

thinking of deleting all my steam friends again, should I lads?

if you get credit points for paying off credit card debt on time
can't you just get a 0% interest card and buy everything you normally would and pay it off instantly?

>>37020856

Pretty mental stuff. Likely the reason I'd never dip into hallucinogens.

First for what are you smoking/drinking/bumping tonight?

discord

pls

I don't have anyone on it and I want britfeel group...

>>37020799
best episode of the new series yet. although that's not really saying much since its been pretty shit...

>>37020823
>Xi's face when his daughter introduces her white bf

>>37020919
far as I know there isn't one, I joined one and it was shit then ended up dying and getting spammed by goodfellas poster.

You can talk to me here lad

>>37020856
i want to try acid but i have no one to do it with and stories like this makes me not want to do it alone

>>37020869
God, you normies have it easy

>>37020902
>Steam friends
Fucking normie

got no food left and no money until the end of the month

is this the end

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>Need to stay up to reset my bodyclock to doing nights
>Already tired

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>>37020973
I can assure you i'm not a normie

>>37020903

What is credit?

>>37020903
Yes, but they're still hoping you fall into the trap

credit ratings are a scam to force you to use credit cards even if you're good with finances

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About to have a scotch egg and a couple of tinnies, lads
Post waifus

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>>37020823
>>37020858
>>37020946
Just look at this qt
my wife now

which /brit/ country has the best national animal lads?

>Scotland - Unicorn
>England - Lion
>Wales - Red Dragon

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>>37021046
Just opened a beer and waiting for thai food to arrive

>>37020903
You don't even need to do that, I have a near perfect credit score just by having a credit card for a long time and never being in debt

just been thinking lads. its seem we dont even fit into a proper media stereotype, at least in the yank media or we have been lied to. in tv shows and in school they say that nerds go on to have a great life after highschool because they get into a good uni etc but that is only half true. the confidence you get from high school can set you up for the rest of your life because being good with people can land you a good job, or at least help you make connections. and, i would say most of us here are average intelligence with low confidence and social skills so we dont even have the benefits of potentially landing an amazing career.

dont know. just a thought.

>>37021079
>two made up things that dont exist, the sort of thing a child would choose
>one actual animal

>>37021079
I like the balaclavad manlet from Northern Ireland.

>>37020902
>deleting all of your steam friends
Off to the steamfeel threads with all the other teenage drama queens with you

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>>37021046
waifu
waifu

>>37021105
one actual animal not even native to the country, might as well not exist either desu

>>37021119
Well your not wrong, thats why i'm doing it

>>37020975
Aye mate, you're going to die.

>>37021075
DATING LAOWAI IS DOSONIURUBU

anybody ever done the doo doo with the wiffle waffle?

Need to turn my life around lads. It's rice and fried peperami for tea

>>37021170
no but i did a wim wam with a zim zam
had an achy desusan after that one

>sick of hearthstone

Time to get a job

>>37021128
Stinky welsh retard detected

>>37020839

stand in the queue with old people who smell of piss. try not to twitch. when you get to teh counter put your parcel on the scales and say "first class signed for please" (this means you can track it to know that it gets there). the person on the till will ask if it's worth more than 35 quid, if it is you'll be asked if you want it insured. i never send anything over that so i say no. pay the money, get the receipt, go. you don't have to make eye contact.

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>>37021046
Posting
>>37021128
>national animal is African
>patron saint is turkish
>motto is french
>royal family is german
>national drink is indian
We're a bit all over the place desu

What's the point if we all die anyway lads?

>>37020975
go to the food bank

>>37021222
Laughing when other people die.

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Anyone want to grind AI games with me on Heroes of the Storm? Comfy chill friendo wanted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IISjIMpepo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZQQlzCqqNs

I love finding really good music.

This one's on me lads, enjoy it.

>>37020968
tbf he took too much of it and it was the wrong environment. he took while at a house party. probably best taking it with someone there though.

>>37021258
Spent 4 hours today trying to make this piece of shit game work on my laptop so I could use two accounts on two machines to grind the Overwatch items, think it broke because I skipped the tutorial. Total trash.

>>37021264
if you like that then you will like this lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e_pNTXPZvI

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>>37021222
t. teenage philosopher
I'm too much of a brainlet to provide an answer though because I don't really have a good reason to live

>>37021258
Is it still boring? Gonna load it up now and see how good the last update was, will probably quit after 5mins like game I load though

>>37021264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QsjOpFCbSk

only ruski stuff i listen to

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>>37021287
Why would you spend 4 hours trying to get it to work on two machines?
Just play one account at a time?
Or were you going to afk feed on two at the same time? If that's the case you're the trash my man.

>>37021330
If you found it boring before you'll still likely find it boring unless a new hero they added is like gunna inspire you to no life use said hero

>>37021264

>shocked when anons choice in good music is actually good.

I've noticed there's a couple of us in this thread with very good taste.

Here's one for you lads:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6VmbmlUyww

could use some good music lads

>>37021222

The point is to find a path into the holy kingdom of heaven

>>37021361
Was gonna run two accounts on my PC and laptop and just grind through matches with myself against AI.

I can;t be fucking arsed with the drama of playing and seeking randoms to play with in a game I don't even want to play anyway

>>37020735
falklands belong to serbia
according to history and right

>>37021264
This is real music not that indie weird shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7a1Id98yd4

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>>37021264
>>37021306
>>37021376
shit lads calm down, will be making several additions to my youtube music playlist at this rate

>>37021395
You need to play quick match for some of the overwatch stuff which is against people not AI ladfriend

>>37021222
because you can still enjoy the time you have here.

>meet nice and cute girl
>she's a fucking slag

why lads, why

>>37021475
how do you know she is a slag? elaborate lad

>>37021475
Neck yourself normiefod

>>37021475
>meet nice and cute girl
Stopped reading right there. NORMIE ALERT!!!

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>>37021475
>meeting cute girls
How does one into this?

>>37021501
>>37021523
>>37021531
at work, got sanctioned so had to get a job like a normie

>>37021496
storiese that she sleeps around when she is drunk

>>37021424
Do you just like it cause it's japanese?

glad you like it anyhow

>>37021531
Just bee confident bro! it's really easy hehe

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>Language cause teaches you to speak a sentence in Chinese with proper accent and correct tone
>"Now let's hear a native speaker speak the sentence at normal speed"
>Accent and tone is completely different to what is taught

Reeeeeeeeee

>tfw literally literally only attracted to 2d

what have you people done to me

>>37021553
Probably, and it sounds good. I just add stuff that sounds good to it.

>>37021553
>ebin lad
>culture
That lad is good for being adorable and nothing else

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>Delivery boy arrived
>he's riding a fucking boris bike
guess that's why he was nearly 30 mins late

I'm planning on learning a language after I get these finals out the way. Which one should I learn?
I'm thinking mandarin

>>37020735
This is sexy

>>37021523
>>37021501
either bating or you dont belong here

you do know most people here are normies. the charts have already proven it.

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>>37021565
I wish I wasn't. I'll never have a healthy relationship with a memeber of the oposite sex, so it would save me a lot of trouble. How does one into 2d?

>>37021606
Fuck right off. Normies aren't welcome here one bit.

>>37021585
What a mess. I would've spat in his face

>>37021606
>bating
>you
QED

>>37021579
when I uploaded that song I did it purely because it being of good musical quality.

I didn't even think about whether it was Japanese or not. Was amused when a waifulad latched onto it.

>>37021606
>most people here are normies
>on the least tolerant board to normies on the entire anti-normie website

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>>37021565
>>37021608
Stay the course gents. Do not waiver.

>>37021017
prove it then

failed normie

>>37021306
I'm getting an early Talking Heads feel off this one. I'll have to grab this guys discography.

>>37021334
I like the beat but I'm not a fan of the rapping 2bh. You might like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EleGJfNvT7Q

>>37021376
Digging the guitar on this one and her airy voice reminds me of Jacob Colier.

>>37021424
Do yourself a favour Ebinlad, start downloading 320kbps rips and buy some audiophile gear.

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Okay, lads. I've finally surrendered to the homolust.

I think I've graduated from just being a little bi to firmly 50/50 both men and women. The dick only makes it even better.

>>37021606
Are you...dare I say it... A NORMIE? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!1!!!

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>>37020735
Isle of white (women) edition

Oh, it's great being black in an all white neighbour hood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

*intimidates white boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your big beautiful black....

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>37021651
This bread is the most consistently "normie" fixed feature on all of 4Chins.

Let that sink in for a minute.

>Download JAV
>45 minutes of foreplay with 15 minutes of fucking

EVERY

FUCKING

TIME

>>37021632
>>37021651
>>37021712
mongy yanks

anyone taken DPH recreationally? im too much of a spaz to obtain acid

>>37021731

Trot on Stormfag.

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AAAAAAHHH AAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAH GOD NO

>>37021731
Where is the best place for a British robot to move to lads?

>>37021745
those normies are just bait posts
i make most of em

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>>37021579
not good at that either appreantly

>>37021361
I'm playing some nova mode, getting raped though.

>>37021668
don't know how you want me to prove it, I only started adding people a few months ago as a reach out. I'm probably the biggest failure and outcast posting here

>>37021747
I like JAVs because of the huge buildup and foreplay time, I like it more than full on fucking and lewd

>>37021745
they are baiting or yanks. anyone that consistently comes here knows that at least half of the people that post here are normies

>>37021780
the peoples republic of china

>>37021780

Depends on what you want to do lad.

>tfw the 360 i got at launch is inching closer to death every day

>>37021769
Do you think people from Stormfront created /Goodfellas/? The left are getting more absurd by the day

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>>37021046
Have to give a five minute presentation tomorrow, then I can slack off.

>>37021780
If you're black an all white neighbourhood is the place to be, clearly.

I would posit that most people in /britfeel/ are normies.

From what I can gather most of us are just normies with mental illness. A lot of us work/have worked/have studied and have had friends and experiences with women.

I think the robot thing is overplayed in these threads a bit. I think most of us FEEL like we are robots, but in essence we are not. We have potential to revert to our true normie potential if we could just get past our mental roadblocks.

Anybody else relate yes?

>>37021608
Sophieanon on the left

>>37021655
whats the source for this manga?

>>37021889
t. stormfag
try a different tactic, for the love of god lad

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>dont even enjoy vidya anymore

im not sure im gonna last much longer lads

>>37021928
I'm a failed normie, I suppose. 30 and only getting worse though.

>>37021884

>playing on a 360 in 2017
>being that poor so as to not own the latest gen

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>>37021907
>totally spilt my spaghetti during one of those in 3rd year at uni. Have no idea why did the others before and after fine but just completely spergged out in one.
Horrible experience. Desu-wa.

>>37021731
>He's still posting in a post-ZEROVOTES world
Just sad at this point mate

>>37021968
New consoles have no gaems.

anybody want to play that caption game in a bit for a bit? was fun last night desu

>>37021951
Sorry don't know. Have a feeling it might be an edit.

>>37021968
i have the latest gen as well m8, doesnt mean all my 360 games dont work anymore you retard

>mates planned a last minute lads holiday in aiya napa
>500 bong down the fucking drain

kill me now lads

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>>37021933
>looking at a pad of paper
such things are heresy in the precence of sophie
this is 100% me

>>37022009
I must have missed it. Went to bed early

what should i watch while i smoke my last joint?

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>>37022033
wew

orign

>>37022033
its a shithole anyway desu

>>37022009
I was unfucking my sleep schedule, what was the game?

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>>37022033
This is inexcusable normie level please get out.

>>37022077
I fucking wish it was lad
>>37022079
I wouldn't be surprised, it's nothing but normie chad scum that go

>>37022083
>>37022054
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=1152

get in here lads

>>37022033
No one forced you to go

>>37022134
They were getting sick of me dipping from all their plans. I've missed the last 3 Amsterdam trips and the Magaluf trip. It's either feign normiedom or be a friendless social recluse

>>37022158
Right so you chose to go

>>37022186
It might be fun who knows, I've never been abroad. Probably won't be though

lads I've been thinking maybe I ought to join some religious cult and just play along so I can get a loopy gf who's probably kinky in bed once you get past a layer of pretence

I'm sure in these places they dont question you too much on whether you're a successful person so long as you dont ask questions, I could be quite a catch in there

>>37022118
o-ok, i'm here

>>37022207
I honestly don't care and didn't ask

>>37021928
i know full well i could be a mega normie, i just choose not to because i find the life style depressing and i prefer to do my own thing. i go out to gigs, pubs or parties every so often. there was a period when i went to town every weekend. i have had sex with multiple women. i have close friends, and i have normie acquaintance that i see if i am going out or from uni.

i wouldent exactly call myself a robot though or a fall normie.

i like talking about normies, none normies etc but its not a worry of mine. my main worry when it comes to relations atm is women because im fucking shite with them and im at that age where women expect me to know what i am doing.

>>37022211
>implying you won't just be another worker ant for cult-chad with more tfw no gf

>>37022225
>getting this salty

No need lad, no need

>>37021953
No, you're a stormfag

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>finally published my first book

Feels fucking good

>>37022251
Sorry I'm not jealous of a budget holiday for the working class

>>37022267
ill buy it if you link it lad

>>37022211
lad, just fucking date a bird, it would take less effort.

>>37022267
whos dat cute bird der lad

>>37022033
Ayia Napa is decent mate, you'll enjoy it. It's not as good as Magaluf or Zante but still a good time. Just get pissed off your tits and you won't even notice the normies.

>>37022320
kirsten stewart

>>37022305
um, I haven't been very successful with that so far...

>>37022231
>im at that age where women expect me to know what i am doing.

Get some practice in then. Quickly.

>flirting with a girl
>don't even like her

I've become chad

>>37022305
Ah mate, it's the overthinking routine in full flow. Not him, but fuck sake lad

Wagecuck here. It's nearly 11.30pm on a Sunday night and I'm about to start work on some stuff that needs to be in tomorrow morning. I'm in a Travelodge and actually have tomorrow off as holiday but will have to do more work in the morning anyway because I've had some time off sick recently. My work is generally really nice about it when I'm sick, but nobody picks up the work so I'm essentially nearly a fortnight behind with no way to make it up apart from working in my own time. Definitely need a new (((job))).

>>37022393
You've become a bait poster

>>37022338
If u like seeing white birds getting savaged by niggers - go to aiya napa.

>>37022355
i thought it was her. always proper fancied her desu. Didnt know she did singing in a band.

was thinking of joining some kind of sect or cult so I could feel part of something... this is truly how low I've come lads

>>37022393
>Gay as fuck
>talking with a girl at party for like an hour
>She leaves with some chad cunt after about 10 minutes
>Still feel cucked

>>37022320
sky ferreira there lad

>>37022033
Try not to talk to white British girls or the black guys will see you as competition and stab you.

>>37022373
dont know what im doing lad. when ever i try, i get messed about. i went to a party yesterday expecting there to be loads of girls and hardly anyone turned up. im going to try going out more anyway and talking to more people.

>>37022393
There's a lady who's prob 5/10 keeps saying, oh I'm on my own now etc, I know she wants it but I don't find her remotely fuckable even tho she is blonde and slim and the niggers want her

>>37022449
any nuds der?

oringianl

>>37022393
>spend 4 months dating and fuckign a girl from work
>don't intend to marry her

I am literally an alpha male

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>>37022462
>the niggers want her

Believe me, they've had her...multiple times.

>>37022450

Take you mum with you lad, she'll have sucked them off at some point and they'll leave you alone.

>>37022393
It's normal lad, every guy flirts with girls platonically just to practice. I'm talking to 3 girls and treat them all differently to see how they react. Note to self, being a dick doesn't work like /r9k/ made me believe

>>37022457
Ur male, why do u care what a female thinks?? Stop taking Jew pills paki

>>37022457

Sounds like a plan, lad. Much luck.

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>>37022472
no, she looks trash and is going for this 'grunge' look. grunge died off years ago, you can't just call yourself grunge now. it's not the same.

>>37022486
Did it ever cross ur minuscule brain that's why I don't like her

>britfeel is full of normies and nigger bait
to bed for me

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12966602
http://www.strawpoll.me/12966602
http://www.strawpoll.me/12966602

P-please answer lads

>>37022501
i dont really but that doesn't make me good with them. i dont have any game.

>>37022530
He wouldn't have an AK he would have a double barrelled shotgun in that pic

>>37022280
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0711HC94S

Getting this thing done feels like a burden has been lifted

>>37022486
zeeeero votes desu

>>37022530
listned to her music. its fucking shit. going for a gunge look but sounds like generic chart music. blacks pouncing in the background of each video, dealing drugs of dong black shit. i fucking hate it

>>37022574
Yes, and it was shite

>>37022567
>>britfeel is full of normies
Where have you been the last 3 years

>posted six months ago complaining about my awful personal hygiene
>know for a fact I've posted about it many times before that
>found the first thread I mentioned today
>nothing's changed
>I'm the exact same person I was six months ago
>all the encouragement I got from kind robots was wasted
I'd have ruminated more and found all the old threads if Desuarchive's search wasn't down.

>>37022574
Do like parties when I was a child count?

>>37022592

Or a large African man's penis.

>>37022490
>flirts platonically

>>37022594

did you make that anon?

I was the guy who posted the other day saying he'd found that link advertised on a reddit banner.

wtf is it.

>>37022574
>all these failed normies

You lads will be second class citizens once the beta uprising has taken place.

At least you won't be in the gulags with the normies.

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>>37022592
maybe he was in russia talking to putin about how ugly and fat angela merkal is

>>37022610

I'm going to guess at /pol/.

>>37022594
>shitty meme book
no thanks

>>37022624
That would certainly attract the white female vote

>>37022648
unfuckable lard arse- based itallian prostitute man

>>37022635
Yup, my """editor""" (who is actually just a colleague from my previous job) is a leddit fag that roped me into it

>>37022587
"Game" ?? Fuck off nigger. Understand being white is ur greatest strength- do not feel emasculated, your dad and grandad wasn't a top boy so u can wallow in self pity being memed out of existence by blacks. When we take over (soon) white revolution will make u feel like a man, u are a man. Stop sucking mummy's tits and grow a set.

Lads what drug you recommend for a robot? Serious answers only, pls no 'drugs are bad tho anon!!!'

>>37022714
Go straight to skub mate don't even mess about

>>37022624
White guilt detected. Stop watching cuck porn u POS.

the only thing that makes me happy is anime... What have I come to?

>>37022756
/r9k/, evidently

>>37022756
hey man at least you've got something to make you happy

What's your weirdest story lads?

I was friendly mugged when I was abroad by a bunch of nigerians

>be in Australia
>offies shut at 11pm there
>me and my mates drinking in a field chilling, listening to music
>some black kids come up to us
>tell us they're taking our drink
>fuck that shit I paid good dollarydoos for it
>they pull a knife on my mate
>don't want to get stabbed over some cheap wine
>black kid lets me fill my litre bottle up with it before leaving

surreal experience lads

>>37022714
I've only done weed and mdma, mdma was amazing though

>>37022739
Nice meme mate, but seriously?

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>>37022714
Personally I would go for the strongest fuckin hallucinogenic you can can your mitts on
Weed or alcohol are a safer bet

>>37022741
Why aren't you in the /pol/ circlejerk this evening lad?

>>37022771
Did you Mandy with mates tho? i'll be doing it alone, so how do you think they'll affect the experience?

>>37022714
Try weed and see if you like it before moving on to anything stronger

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>>37021046
i forgot all shops shut at 4 round here so i'm just having a smoke tonight. got the munchies though lad n got em bad.
had my dissapointing tea then eaten 2 easter eggs that the housemates kids left. done chocolate bars in as well desu.

>>37022490
i don't think i've ever flirted with a girl in my life. i don't know how and i don't have the confidence to

>>37022821
I did it first with mates, they were mostly worried about me because I double dropped. They constantly texted me to see if I was alright and this girl kept bringing me water. Spent the whole time staring at the club lights. Second time I did it alone, was a fun time but not as good. I think that's probably just because I dropped one cap instead of 2 though

>>37022835
how old are you lad just out of interest tbqh

>>37022836
Alcohol is the solution then anon. Flirting will be easy then.. and only then (if you have SA)

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Have a load of burgerbutts come to joins us
you alright lads

>>37022882
>Just get drunk
Fucking normie talk.

>>37022771
nigs gonna nig mate

>>37022926
Even when I'm drunk I can't flirt with anyone, I just stand in the corner and drink more

>>37022926
Not really mate, it's the ultimate solution to robotism. I took the alcohol pill why can't you?

>>37022815
Why aren't you in your lefty echo chamber, lad?

>>37021602
Learn whichever one you'd use

If you don't use it, you'll forget it, so it's a waste of time.

>>37022885
Why does she have a willy, lad?

If you're gay you can tell me.

>>37022714
When you're on drugs you lose the truth. Why would you want that?

>>37022926
im not him but it does help. most normies cant flirt or pull girls unless they are drunk

>>37022815
That's where we are.

>>37022959
That just makes you a normie.

How can you not see, mild bits of anxiety overcome by a bit of drinking is how all normies function.

Chads have a drink to gear up to 'chatting up some bird'

Fuck off

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>>37022968
we have em now lads

>>37022885
Aren't women with peepees just men?

>>37022714
LSD helps with depression.

>>37022968

Because your Mum hasn't finished sucking me off lad.

>>37022996
It helps normies yes, so maybe he should get out.

>>37023009
Needing alcohol to function normally is pretty robot though

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>>37022983
oh you lewd
she has a willy as I like it that way
look at all that cum bet you like that burgerland boi
natural cheese extra vitamins on your burger lad

>>37022988
Because the truth is the blue pill with regard to happiness. That is more truth than you will hear from these idiots. the truth is depressing and dire please seek retardation. It is honestly the best solutoion

>>37023053
Yes but for a robot no amount of alcohol make you in to a flirty normie.

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>>37023041
Your nan has just finished rimming me

>>37023075

There is no small irony in the fact that what you say has a certain veracity.

SOCIAL INTERACTION HERE

https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=1152

>>37023123
The game sucks and offers no interaction.

brit feel seems weird today. has pol decided to come along or some of you just board and baiting?

>>37023098

Aye lad, the rigor and general decomposition have slowed her down a bit. I'd advise a drop of lube too and burying her again when you've spaffed.

>>37023123
>thinking I'm going to be clicking dodgy links in the wake of the cyber assaults

>>37022815
Cos I'm r9k and not pol. I get sick of white boys being memed into being fagets. That is all.

>>37023177
who do you think you are the NHS?

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>>37023139
yeah burger bois and /pol/ wanker piss off
or get lewd with us

>>37023139

Think it's just one lad Stormfagging.
Not one of their "elite" troops either, strictly the B echelon.

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>>37021086
Nice. What kind of beer?
>>37021125
Okay?
>>37021221
Our Patron Saint was born in Syria Palaestinia, the queen is only descended from germans, I don't think we have a motto and gin isn't from india.
>>37021907
Nice, lad
>>37022835
>smoke
>munchies
How foul

>>37023179

/pol/ is ----------------> that way.

Be honest lads, how many of you have shoved stuff up your desusan?

>>37023096
>veracity
that's not true there is a limit for even the most hardcore of robots. You don't have a clue what you are talking about lad...

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>>37023159
You know your stuff, lad. Are you a fellow OAP conoussier

>>37023211
>, I don't think we have a motto
Dieu et Mon droit. Motto of the monarchy rather than the nation.

>not cute enough to be liked as a waifu poster
>cannot into art
>not whitty enough to be liked
FeelsBadMam with the safety scissors

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>>37023211
Nice dubs
I am so pissed I am not sure what I should be doing
I love scotch

>get invited to wedding in ireland
>also to stag party in york
>have no money
>going to lose my last friends because I can't afford to drop hundreds of quid

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>Its another stays up late because his sleep schedule is fucked and he'll be tired for work in the morning episode
who else /wageslave/ there is literally nothing worse

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>only 4 months until I leave NEETdom and go to uni and move out mummys house and into my student flat

Fucking bricking it lads. Hope they don't bully me for being older

>>37022000
>000

How many votes did he get lad?

>>37023243
i have fingered my ass a handful of times when wanking. it feels pretty nice but i also feel really uncomfortable after it

>>37023252

Practically a fucking OAP.

>>37023250
What are you on about, retard?
read my post again.

>>37023243
On occasion, I need oil for it though.

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>>37023224
Post your smuggies

Some people unironically prefer sticking their penis is desusan over vagina

>>37023275
>>also to stag party in york
I wish you fuckers would keep out of this city

>>37023275
Fuck him lad. If you're going to lose him because of that he wasn't a friend to begin with

>>37023308
>>37023243

wtf is a 'desusan'?

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>>37023224
smuggie time

>>37023296
Gain a few IQ points before speaking to me pls

>>37023263
I didn't know the monarchy had a motto. Nice to know, shame it's french though
>>37023270
Cool, I guess

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>>37022694
we're not talking about your parents, anon.

>>37023343
Another forced meme

Wish they'd fuck off tbfh

>>37023224
Last night was good, like Most robots, having a laugh, Sunday night - full of gay fagets who would be okay if their dopey fat dipshit mum bought home a stupid nigger and fucked her loud against their cum stained bedroom wall. All in the name of diversity- or should I say r9kdiversity. I hope u go to Tesco, get a full size tiger bread a ram it up ur ass, like the total fag u are, then hopefully ram it down ur throat and it gets dislodged and u have to go to hospital to save us the Agro of ur shitty virtue signalling faget posts.

>>37023321
You should be glad to live somewhere so nice I lived in a coastal shithole that had the stag and hen do shit parties awful
At least York is probably the nicest city in England

>>37023283
>Fucking bricking it lads. Hope they don't bully me for being older

Are you actually a mature entrant or are you just a couple of years behind the curve?

If you're just a bit behind, you'll have no bother at all and will be in good company.

If you're a mature student... Act like it. Don't try to be down wiv da yoof, you'll look like a cock. Act your age and you'll be balls deep in youngsters with daddy issues for as long as you can keep up with them.

>>37022648
I bet Merkle would make a great Dominatrix. I'd love to see her in leather

>>37023321
Another robot from York, I don't believe it. You are a normie admit it..

That curry really made my desusan sore lads

>>37023321

I don't imagine it will be rowdy, we're all losers

>>37023402
Couple years behind I'll be 21 when I start which is technically a mature student

>>37023408
Too wrinkly lad, not good enough for me and thats saying something

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>>37023389
Cool false flag leftypol

>>37023389
Is it your mum or your sister who has been enjoying the dark meat lad?

>>37023412
Not a normie at all, I can get a note from doctor proving it if required.

>>37023394
Its actually super fucking annoying having tourist shit here.

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>>37023412
we're everywhere lad
i love york, although i'm trying to find somewhere to stay for my masters and it's so fuckign expensive reeeeEEEEEEEE

>>37023425
>He doesn't have mummysan to cook for him

>>37023437
Nothing to worry about lad, you should fit in fine

>>37020869
Shit I was in morrisons the other day, tried their hot food counter for the first time, you know where you put your own meal together? Like the salad bar but not salad and not self service. A shit KFC, basically.

Anyway yeah, cute 7/10 served me and gave me two (yes TWO) extra pieces of chicken. Almost made me wish I was single. Almost.

>>37023437

Nobody will even notice.

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There are people here, right now, in this thread, that talk to women other than their family members, get the fuck OUT NOW

>>37023504
I'm not sure how you could be british and not talk to at least 1 girl desu, girls here are fucked compared to stacies in yankland

>>37023504
I hate them! LITERALLY! I only speak to them ironically

>tfw you don't own a bidet and will never have a clean desusan

>>37023453
Re - read. It applies directly to u. U poofs are the death of this board.

Going to watch ouija origin of evil while the looney left and poltards call each other names. I'm a softlad so I might get a bit scared and tab back in when the scary parts come on

>>37023504

Fuck off you boring cunt and take froggie with you.

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>>37023533
>how you could be british and not talk to at least 1 girl desu
because I'm not a fucking normie


>girls here are fucked compared to stacies in yankland


the fuck does this even mean you dumb cunt, where do you even speak to girls, are you one of those uni fags, I have never spoken to a girl since 1st year at HS, why are there so many normies on my britfeel, it never used to be like this, we used to have great discussions and greentexts, now its just forced memes and normies

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>>37023562
My nigger, me too

>>37020735
I'm going to uni as an undergraduate to study Biological Sciences in September. I will be turning 22 a few days before I move into halls. Do you think that my age will make it harder to make friends, and have a good social life? Will people see me as some kind of freak?

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Daily reminder that cats are the superior pet and if you prefer dogs you need to get out of this thread.

>>37023621
t. newfag

I've been posting here since the first threads lad. I've always talked about girl problems here and never have I suffered the REE GET OUT NORMIE autismo as much as I do these days

>>37023621
Not him but I agree wholeheartedly with ur statement anon. Fagets.

>>37023632
Doubt they can tell your age just by looking at you. If they can then you're already fucked.

>>37023632
You're autism and sperglord behavior will hurt you more than your age, you think 22 year old chads have a problem bagging slags

>>37023632

You could easily be considered young.

>>37023632
No, jesus christ is that what people your age seriously worry about? You'll be fine matey nobody gives a shit how old you are.

>>37023563
a bidet is the ultimate sign of luxury. If you have one you are literally the 1%

>>37023632
People will barely notice, any who do could e explained away by a gap year.

You should b much more concerned about being a robot in normie territory.

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In the UK, in 2014 there were 8,697 alcohol-related deaths
However, if you include deaths where alcohol was a contributing factor (such as various cancers, falls and hypertensive diseases), the figure increases to 21,512. 13,971 for males and 7,541 for females
Alcohol is 10% of the UK burden of disease and death, making alcohol one of the three biggest lifestyle risk factors for disease and death in the UK, after smoking and obesity
Alcohol related harm costs England around 21bn per year, with 3.5bn to the NHS, 11bn tackling alcohol-related crime and 7.3bn from lost work days and productivity costs
In the UK in 2012-13, there were 1,008,850 hospital admissions related to alcohol consumption where an alcohol-related disease, injury or condition was the primary reason for hospital admission or a secondary diagnosis
Alcohol now costs the NHS 3.5bn per year, equal to 120 for every tax payer
A fifth (29%) of all violent incidents in 2013-14 took place in or around a pub or club. This rises to 42% for stranger violence.

>Percentage of perpetrators of crime that are drunk at the time of offence

Robbery - 15%
Sexual Assault - 37%
Aggravated Assault - 27%
Domestic Violence - ~65%
Homicide of any kind - 40%

Stop drinking alcohol now

>>37023632

Nah you'll be sound. You will be viewed as a little bit older but it honestly doesn't matter. You should have an edge on the other students because of your age too.

>>37021222
>What's the point in playing a game, it ends eventually

>>37023646
you know how I know you're lying, because you can go look at the first posts on archives and see you lying newfag normal scum

>>37023632
Your mentality will prevent you from making friends more than your look.

>>37023681
(((Biological sciences))) - say no more.

>>37023685
37% chance of sexual assault
Brb going to the one o one

>>37023685
Time to start drinking more, thanks for the advice lad

>>37023685
>Stop drinking alcohol now

Nah.

>>37023685
No.

Anyone else like Blind Pig? It's been on sale in Asda so I stocked up, fucking love the stuff.

>>37023632
There is a guy who is 27 in my halls who is the most popular guy overall so dont let that hold you back

>>37023728
The only birds u get are blind pigs.

>>37022872
thur tea se fun
37

>>37023708


Off to bed now, mummy won't want you all crabby in the morning lad. Gotta store up those good boy points!

>>37023752
Oi that's not true my gf isn't blind you cheeky cunt

>>37023685
>Death is bad
Fucking normie!!!!

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>>37023752
Cease this bullying

>>37023771
Alcohol is by far the most normie crux.

Can someone give me the perfect album to fall asleep to? The best one I've found so far is the Blade runner soundtrack. Anything else?

>>37023766
Not an argument
>fuck the robots

>>37023621
/britfeel/ has always been normie

>>37023685
>Stop drinking alcohol now
No

>>37023816
I always cry myself to sleep with brand new - the devil and god are raging inside me.

>>37023791
not really... Most robots use it as a means of communication. Fuck off normie. Alcohol is the ultimate redpill

>>37023789
Where's the witty replies?? It's what I'm saying, r9k is full of dumbed down brainlets on Sunday night. That ain't my fault. Paki.

>>37023816
Check out some dreampop desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2LQdh42neg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7IcjmxjGo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KnYw4EwYGc

>>37023708
>all the /r9k/ archives aren't working

Ffs you win this round lad. But I'll be back

>>37023820
Not its not.

Fucking Normies out desu

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Stop supplying Opium

>>37023816
CBeebies album, it's on amazon prime, got all the bangers on there

>>37023816
Tubular Bells Lad.

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>>37023789
eh lad
ignore all the shit posts you know I love and care about you
All these posts are just tedious aint they
Reddit lads in the area ?

>>37023816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9L4q-0Pi4E

Always works for me.

Hope you lads treated your mum to a nice mother's day.

>>37023888
>witty
>blind pig ur gurls
You first.

>>37023937

Fuck off Septic

Got a confession for you all. I'm not a virgin and I've been posting here for years

>>37023211
>>smoke
>>munchies
>How foul
So rude, and here's me being nice with a song for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujW48Y7L7EA
Found it after you suggested them the other night

Vote now, lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/12966911