You guys have seriously never had or gf or is it just a meme

>>37018485
Believe it or not, it's true.
Most of users here never had a gf.
The other users are wizards.

I've had one before. That was many years ago.

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>>37018485
Still a virgin, never had a gf, KHV full force.
And it's not even because I'm ugly or bad at conversations. It's just that I have absolutely no desire to get one.

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>>37018534
How

There are more women in the world than men, everyone is a slut and open to whatever

How the hell are you still a virgin past 15

Fuck I hate these threads
Sex just doesn't happen if you're a shy, withdrawn male, how does that seem so unbelievable to you

I have a gf. Now I just have to work on my personality disorder and shitty life.

>>37018600
I'm autistic, a bit ugly and antisocial

>>37018485
IF YOU ARE NOT A VIRGIN YOU DO NOT BELONG ON THIS BOARD, PEOPLE LIKE OP ARE THE PROBLEM.

THIS IS NOT A MEME, FUCK OFF.

saged

>>37018600
I can't speak for everyone but i for myself abandoned the chase for pussy a long long time ago.
I wish to be left alone, i do not wish to raise children or participate in sexual intercourse with females.

I'm happier when I don't have to think about anyone but myself.

>>37018600
Just because there a lot of women it doesn't mean some of them are desperate

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>>37018634
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>>37018728
why do you give up? Im a shy autistic bastard myself but I still manage somehoe. You just need a little confidence and charisma. I suggest watching alpha M on youtube and learn how to make yourself better. Groom, practice social skills etc. You can go fromm a 5 to a 9 if you try hard enough.

>>37018789
I'm fit and have good hygiene, I just have social anxiety and very low confidence.
I'm not looking for hook ups, I want a serious relationship but my self esteem is so low that I could never manage it.

Also I'm average looking, have an ugly dick and perpetually sweaty hands so I wouldn't even be able to maintain a relationship due to being insecure as fuck

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>>37018789
It would be immoral for me to get a girlfriend. And most of all, selfish. I'd do it for my own attempt at happiness, even though I have nothing to offer someone else.

>>37018789
Im not shy, I'm decent looking at a decent height.
I met a few females who were actually interested in seeing me more but im just not interested, the thoughts of sex doesn't excite me anymore.
I just want to die and not be a burden on anyone.

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>>37018873
>>37018875
>>37018901
You guys are just making lazy excuses.

>>37018789
Im a lost cause, nothing can redeem me, i'm beyond salvation, the female presence makes me puke for too much anxiety and i'm too boring and uninetresting to even relate to anyone or entertain in a social situation

>>37018946
Fine. Be my girlfriend then.

>>37018946
Whatever, im not here to impress anyone.
If human asexuals were a thing I'd be one.

>>37018485
I'm 22 and 5'5"

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>>37018485
>hear about the high school party meme
>huge ass party happening after graduation
>thrown by stacy
>dont get invited
>ok this is it i have to get into this party
>walk up to stacy which is already a quest in itself to get the balls to do
>ask her what her plans are after graduation
>she mentions the party
>oooooo a party? that sounds fun mind if i come
>sure anon
>gives me this decked out invitation from out of her backpack
>FUCK YE BOIS
>i must lose my virginity at this party
>the time comes
>its just as you would imagine
>chads drinking together over there
>stacys drinking together over here
>the occasional 6/10s drinking and talking to each other
>this is it boys
>decide i have to get super drunk to erase my betaness so that i have a chance
>go up to a chad and ask if i can talk to him for a bit
>sure bro
>point out a girl and say shes your friend can u hook me up dude
>he says hell yeah and high fives me
>wtf this is going better than expected am i about to get laid
>7/10 medium build long black hair white girl
>chad walks up to her and starts talking and literally points at me
>girl laughs
>chad walks away
>girls leaves her group of stacys and walks over to me
>hey anon whatsup
>nothing much just enjoying the party how about you babe
>wtf i literally just called her babe
>she laughs and asks if ive seen the rest of the house
>nah cant say i have
>she grabs my hand and starts leading me upstairs
>holy shit holy shit holy shit
>go into this room thats so quiet you would sware its soundproof
>she locks the door as i sit on the edge of the bed
>so anon, chad tells me you like me
>well yeah chad would be right haha
>she laughs and sits next to me
>so anon, what's on your mind?
>damn i dont know, how hungry i am? ima go get some food ill brb
>leave the room and spend the next ten minutes eating chip and dip at the snack table
>forget to go back upstairs

thats why i dont have a gf

>>37018485
No it isn't a meme norman. Point and laugh or give me some of your unrequested shitty advice like you people always do when you come here. As i'm sure this thread will appear on r/4chan, reddit will you kindly suck my hairy balls thank you.

>>37019194
If this is real you should really neck yourself right about now.

>>37018485
I've had 2 gf's (one was a fat tumblr bitch i forever regret and dont care)
the other was actual good gf material but was dating her while I had oneitis for another girl and broke up after a month

God life gimme the one i want for once

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>>37018485
>You guys have seriously never had or gf
Nope. Never. Not even a single kiss.
t. 24 khv anon.

>>37018485
I did way back. I regret it every day

For me I had a gf it wasn't great it started off good but then for the majority of it things were heavily one-sided and when it finally ended I started coming here. Now I can really see why a good number of the original robots hate women. It's been over a year and I am still not over it

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>>37018789
>confidence
>charisma
REEEEEE

>>37018595 at this point even if a girl would talk to me I doubt I'd be able to pull anything off plus I'm 5'5 and skinny >>37018946

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>>37018789
i am autistic and have impossible standards
basically it;s all or nothing for me
yeah you guessed it, it's nothing so far

also i am interested only in girls i can't have

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>>37019194
>>forget to go back upstairs
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! I haven't been this upset in a long time. What's wrong with you!!!?!?! You f-forGOT! Please tell me you're joking, you gotta be!! How is that possible?!?

>>37018485
>6'2
>145lb
>on the edge of underweight
>darkblonde hair
>blue eyes
>alright face, 6 maybe 7
>autism glasses
>socially autistic
>introverted
>INTP unemotional
>don't click with many people
>only play vidya and shitpost
>every girl I talked to enjoyed talking to me and said I was nice but left because of reasons

What the fuck is happening. Where is the flaw guys. What do I do.

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>>37019194
worst made up shit i read here this week

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>>37019194
>forget to go back upstairs
I'm fucking dying

>>37018485
"had or gf"
At least I know simple grammar.

>>37018789
>I learned from youtube about how to be a man and fuck girls

I can't even begin to describe how fucking pathetic and useless you are, so I won't. I'll just tell you that you're a sack of shit, and everything that's wrong these days. But don't stop here, go even deeper, if possible!

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>>37018485
Of course I haven't had a girlfriend and I don't plan on it. I'd rather find someone desirable that I wish to marry then do so and have children, I do not wish to just whore myself out the way a woman would, rather it is the responsibility of both parties to keep a clean slate where possible to ensure a felicitous and stable relationship. Why spend years chasing women when one can utilize those hours in a productive manner? I could learn new skills, boost my artistic capabilities or broaden my horizons in any artistic medium which would be significantly beneficial to my life.

>>37018595
Good on you anon, I hope you're having a pleasant evening.

>>37018600
Those women are of a much older age group (as males generally die at a slightly younger median age), generally speaking there are more males around 0-30 years of age than there are females (especially in Africa, Asia, Middle East etc.) its simply that older conflicts made it seem otherwise.

>>37019717
You have brown hair, that's right - brown, not "dark blonde", fucking brown, you're with the other brunettes that want a greater degree of genetic variation and feel inferior to their blonde counterparts. That aside we need to keep our population from dying out so you might as well do something. Perhaps you should directly ask one or two, or, if you want more specific advice - get a couple of female friends but keep it platonic, it boosts their perception of your attractiveness and makes then see you as a sort of prize before they cave into their female lust, if this doesn't happen then other women will see you as approachable and you'll probably get in with one of them.

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I'm such an emotionally and socially retarded guy that I can't imagine even trying to get a gf at this point. I'm also an autistically structured individual, so I don't think I could do something as spontaneous as dating.

>>37018485
It's really real.

DO ANIME GIRLS COUNT AS GIRLFRIENDS

>>37019924
Thanks m8, same here.

>>37018789
>JUST BE CONFIDENT BRO

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NORMALFAGGOT FUCK OFF

I've had 3 gfs and 1 NEET Trap bf the 3 gfs were a living hell 1 cheated on me and the other 2 hit on my friends and were very assertive and tried causing fights over nothing just so that when I said "I don't care anymore" they can be like "I won the argument". But with my current bf he's super nice he talks to me after work and school he cooks, he cleans, he even wears a french maid outfit because he knows I love it, he's always submissive, we watch anime and play vidya all day and we have so much fun. He tells me how much he loves me every day and dating him was the best decision of my life and on our anniversary I'm gonna ask him to marry me. Traps are proof that god wants us to be happy. Don't go for women go for traps you won't regret it.

>>37018789

Went to an high school where all classmates were men. They started mocking me and consider me a retard since the first year, so never became ''friend'' with anyone. I mean, we all joke at school, but nobody invites me to go out or feel the need to come to me and start a conversation. Now i am at the last year, and i just hope that i will get friends or a gf when i'll go uni. Even if i doubt that, i still have a bit of hope. But i'm used to it, i've never been considered ''part of the group'', they always left me out. I don't mind staying alone, since i have difficulties in trusting people and in believing that my company is pleasant for others.

>>37018946

I wish it was an excuse, but i think this is the result of how others threated me. Now i don't like playing the victim, but why do you people feel the need to constantly insult and mock who you think is ''inferior''? If someone never had a girlfriend or is a virgin, why do you feel the need be an asshole? Just for the sake of feeling better about yourself? And mock him for what, because he doesn't follow the standards imposed by society?

I've always behaved the nicer i could with people. Always tried to not be an asshole, and be gentle even with the guy that litterally nobody likes, because he is too porr and stinks. Hell i even invited the guy to my house, while the others didn't even think about doing a small act of kindness, they preferred to keep mocking him for how he dressed or his weirdness.

''Lazy excuses'' my ass.

>>37020982
If only they existed in Europe and I was Chad enough and had a big enough dick to get one.

Now fuck off norman.

>>37018485
Its just a meme I'm married and have kids 3 other people I know on here are married with kids too

>>37018717
Thats your fault for being a virgin lol you are like 1% of the population here the rest of us are having sex anon

>>37018485
I have but she was just as socially retarded as I am, so all it really did was make both our lives worse

>>37018600
Why the fuck would you want to fuck someone who's had several other men in them?