what is the perfect pet for a robot?

>>37014980
A pocket pussy

>>37014980
A dog. It will never get tired of seeing you, will keep you warm, and they're cute.

>>37014980
thx for almost giving me a heart attack just seeing the thumbnail in the catalog

t. extreme arachnophobia

*hides thread*

>>37014980
A cat /endthread

>>37014980
having none.

Dogs.
Cats are for faggots

GET A SNEK OP, THEY ARE THE SUPERIOR PET.

FEED THEM THOSE FUCKING NORMIE MICE RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37015017
>>37015038
Dogs only work if you live in a house with a backyard though. Otherwise you have to take them out for walks at least twice a day, and many robots are shut ins.

>>37014980
Ferret

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Oscar cichlid

Really smart and territorial fish. They observe and respond to things going outside their aquarium, and will jump to take food from your hand.

I've kept all sorts of strange pets over the years but Oscars are my favorite because they are very smart compared to most other fish and they are very exotic to watch. They get weird mood swings and are always hungry though so be aware they can be assholes.

>>37015024
>being afraid of tiny animals
get therapy

>>37015237
>implying therapy helps anyone ever

>>37015133
Who the fuck doesn't have a backyard?

>>37015337
>t. sheltered yank cunt living in suburbia

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>>37014980
A capybara

>>37015376
>t. city dwelling negroid

>>37015313
http://scienceillustrated.com.au/blog/nature/arachnophobia-cured-within-two-hours/

>>37014980
Tarantulas are so fucking cool but I wouldn't own one as a pet.

>>37015386
Nice try, but I'm probably whiter than you.

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>>37015444
You're probably an abo, you definitely sound inbred

>>37015388
Original anon here, came back out of curiosity. I ain't clicking that shit nigga so tell me what's the "cure in 2 hours" please.

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>>37015468
>abo
>city-dwelling
Pick one, then cry because I'm not from Australia anyway.

>>37015646
>Pick one, then cry

Na, I'm good ;^)

>>37014980
2 Doggo
Fish in tank
Pigeons

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>>37015624
Exposer therapy. Just force yourself to look at pictures of spiders for a bit every now and then. Once you got about 2-3 hours of spider-staring you should be fine.

I'd start with jumping spiders. They're cute.

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I used to have a pet Tarantula.
It was great. He never annoyed me or made jokes, or upset me or did anything violent to me, and never pressured me to have sex.

But I was still too autistic for him.
I was feeling angry one day due to being a loser and I noticed my Tarantula was molting (shedding his skin)
I got mad and accused him of 'shedding his skin so he could fuck it and not be a virgin' and I took my Tarantula and threw him into a river

I should be killed. I am subhuman.

>>37015947
>and never pressured me to have sex.

what?

>>37015957
His pet tarantula never pressured him into having sex.

>>37015979
>His pet tarantula never pressured him into having sex.

Oh

>>37015211
Keeping fish in a small box of water is cruel.

>>37015920
>force yourself to look at pictures of spiders for a bit every now and then
I'd start to gesticulate and everything I'd touch would make me jump. I'm already a paranoid person so I'll keep feeling like there's one on me. What you posted doesn't scare me though it's still disgusting and I won't open it. It's shit like in the OP that I can't even look at, it's the long big legs and also but not necessarily the hair that's horrific. The bigger it is the worse it is.

>>37016137
>gesticulate
I meant shake*