F.E.M.B.O.T.S.

because i cant get a cute boyfriend thats not a creeper :(

>>37013274
im cute and not a creeper, also define "creeper", pls. we'll see ;)

>>37013291
>im cute and not a creeper
nice try, OP

I'm not a real robot, I've been in a satisfying long-term relationship for the past five years and have held several jobs.
My being here boils down to this-I find the board intriguing and it also inspires me to write/create. I will seek out what intrigues me and I will experience it- this emotional voyeurism is the greatest joy in life, another opportunity to expand the mind beyond one's own experiences.
There are no fembots- the circumstances that affect men and women are vastly different.
This thread sucks a cock.

>>37013391
> This thread sucks a cock.

This thread is a bait.
see >>37013291
OP is a desperate faggot.

>KHV
>social anxiety and depression big time
>ugly as hell
>no contacts besides my mom and the wards staff
>no job
>barely educated

am i leg it.

>>37013363
>>37013452
It was not me.

I'm taken

>>37013454
and your age is?

DO NOT SAY 18, kddos..

>>37013482
Bullshit.
There's only 2 IPs before I posted.

>>37013251
Woo it's a fembot thread.

Looking for super desperate clingy vidya fembot gf to love forever.

>>37013291
Fuck off to >>>/soc/ and try to recruit a gf there

>>37013528
le anonymous hacker xddddd

>>37013558
you can see the unique ips on the lower side of the page
found the Idiot newfag

>>37013251
>bf's always dump me for 'someone better' or they cheat on me (online bfs ;3)
>i dont fit in with normal grils, i have a few friends but its obvious im the odd one out, guys don't befriend me
>most of the time i spend outside of the house is with my mom
>le depression and anxiety ;3

>>37013679
>bf's always dump me for 'someone better' or they cheat on me (online bfs ;3)
Why do you think this is?

How many bfs have you had?

>she blocked me
Time for the Helium tank desu

First to get out of the way what a "robot" is, since there seems to be 2 strong definitions, boiled down to essentially Wojack or Pepe.
One kind of robot is the sexually frustrated, angry at everyone and everything but himself, usually 18-20 year old US suburbanites.
The other is the peaceful night walks, neurotic and near constant existential crisis kind. Hard to tell but afaik they're usually older and have gone through some stuff. Robots express their frustration either inwards or outwards.

I've been coming here for 9 years now (always a shock to remember). Sometimes life circumstances forced me off, but usually I'm on here daily, for hours. If someone tries to get to know me I react with polite disdain. Sometimes I get so lonely I frantically set up dates to meet the potential friends I rejected before, then once the time approaches I think of how exhausting the ordeal will be and cancel. If they catch me by surprise I can be quite harsh.

This is also my downfall romantically, compounded by the fact that I'm repulsed by alterior motives, someone wanting first and foremost to strip me down naked, and stick their dick INSIDE me, and pretending to like what I like in order to get there. It's sociopathic. I like porn and masturbation, but I don't care about having a romantic partner.

I daydream too much, and don't achieve much of anything, despite working hard to get opportunities (earning money to take a university course).
Yesterday my bike was stolen and I missed a crucial exam, and I just didn't care. Got out, saw my bike was gone, shrugged, walked to the exam hall, was late and not admitted, shrugged, came home and had a nap.

I feel it's the self sabotage that makes me in essence belong here.

>>37013679
You had a boyfriend. You are a normie.

>>37013770
3, usually lasted about a month, the longest was 6 months

>>37013797
online boyfriends don't count, desu ;3

>FEMBOTS, stop whatever you're all doing and post in this thread to proof that you are real robots and not just roasties/attwhores.

Impossible robots constantly move the goalpost of what it means to be a robot.

>>37013799
How does it feel to be desirable ?

>>37013251
LF fembots to use a cumdumpster and/or sexslaves for my own amusement. Only requirement is that you wash yourself thoroughly before being used

>>37013840
i've only desirable by people online, so

I'm a fairly well-adjusted cyborg. A very robotic one at that.

>>37013391
Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out normie, don't speak for fembots if you aren't one. You're not even a robot. Fuck off and die, you're not welcome here.

>>37013797
Not her but online boyfriends aren't real boyfriends

tfw your pussy itches from using the bristles of an electric toothbrush to masturbate so you go to itch it but accidentally end up masturbating

>>37013887
Where do you live? What are your interests?

I'll be your online bf forever desu

>>37013251
same as you
opposite sex doesnt see me as someone thats dateable
20 and never even had a hug or hold hands romantically
no social life
very few friends online
neet
same old
and if you ask me if guys have it worse than me? yes they do
yet I still managed to get like this with life on easy mode

>>37014060
i live in ireland, i'm not very interesting so i wont bother listing my hobbies

I dont want a boyfriend, i dont want to be hurt again

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>>37013518
*says the age is 18*
what you gonna do, huh?

Every woman who posts in this thread is consenting to be impregnated by me

>>37014118
Do you play vidya?
I don't want to get hurt either, so let's stay together forever.

>spend most of my time alone in my room playing video games, watching anime and using the internet
>rarely meet the few friends I have
>don't know what to do with my life, probably will become a neet in the next years
>very bad relationship with mother but still live with her
>ugly
>never had a boyfriend
>virgin (but I don't mind that)
>probably schizoid personality disorder or depression but I don't want to see a doctor

>>37014182
>playing video games
Play them with me, become my gf. Profit.

>>37014081
I-i could be your friend don't worry, i do hate myself for asking this. We could talk about a load of boring shit through email and i won't get mad when you ghost me

>>37014146
i do play vidya

i dont want a bf ree!

>>37013251
>The only time I ever leave the house is to go to the store with my mom or help my mom with yard work
>my mom and my dogs are my only friends
>my family has accepted and joke about how I'm going to live with my parents until they die
>pretty sure I have some sort of mental disorder but my mom refused to have me tested when I was growing up
>I can't sleep without the hallway light on and a teddy bear

>>37014392
we can try that
drop yours I guess

>>37014512
>>I can't sleep without the hallway light on and a teddy bear
CUTE

>>37014456
What kinda vidya? Give it one more try and see if it works out..

PLS

>>37014584
>Give it one more try and see if it works out..

Not the person you replied to but that's what they always say.

>>37013251
i dont consider myself a robot, i find labels like that silly because everyone has a different idea of what that means

im a loser though because im a schizophrenic. been that way for years and i became a recluse since i was 18

>>37014635
Not that anon but isn't that the philosophy behind dating in general? You would have to be extremely lucky to meet your soul mate or even someone compatible on the first try. Whether it's going to a bar or adding people on the internet, every time you put yourself out there you're giving it "one more try."

>tfw asian
>ldr doesn't work
>most of the fembots are either a burger or euro

JUST

>>37014521
Ok sure my email is [email protected]

>>37014584
indie games mainly

NOOO

>>37014896
holy shit
I googled your email
how many times have you been ghosted?

>>37014946
>indie
Ah well rip dreams then.

>>37014947
No you're supposed to call him a thirsty manwhore

>>37013251
Not really a robot i suppose but not normie either since i can't form real connections with anyone and i have no interest in romance or sex. I'm good at making superficial connections and being le funny life of the party but i've never had a deep relationship with anyone. Feels abstract.

>>37014896
> I have several mental disorders including bordeline personality disorder

probably for the better i dont contact you

>>37014946
Not anon but good taste in games.

Do you enjoy rogue-like?

>>37013251
>still a virgin at 28
>only hobbies are books and video games
>goes outside of the house maybe once a week tops
>friendless
>no job
>no proper personal hygiene and the apartment is never clean
>highly fucked up sexual fantasies / kinks

>>37014896
>gf begging threads

I'm sorry to hear that, anon.

>>37014947
>>37014981
Wait what? I've only been ghosted once... This is the email i use for these threads but 99% of the time people don't even bother contacting me in the first place. jeez that comment hurt anon i don't know what you found on google

>>37015102
WELL FUCK ME FOR WANTING TO TALK TO SOMEONE ok i guess i should have created throwaway emails now i really do feel like an idiot

Because I've been on 4chan since 06 and I feel pretty literally raised by a dead culture and that's the only reason why I feel comfortable posting at all. I was raised hating women as much as you, I never was a cute trap, so ask yourself about deciding to shave your legs and nethers, pluck your eyebrows, put on makeup, and wear matching clothes just for the fuck of it. I wish for death more than I wish for dick, and if I wanted that I'd just have to wave my gender here and have a whole flock of orbiters. You mad, brobot?

>>37014962
sorry anon
>>37015057
i can't say i do, as i said before im boring

>>37015141
Damage control again? look, i know you're the OP of this thread you disgusting swine.

>>37013291
>>37013482
>>37013558

>>37015068
Sounds like the kind of women I want to throw into the shower and rape under the waterstream desu.

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>>37015186
> ok i guess i should have created throwaway emails now i really do feel like an idiot

for sure

>>37015215
>plays games
>calls self boring
pick one

>>37015290
>plays a bunch of boring games

>>37015250
That's pretty much how I envision sex. A guy helping himself to my body without my personal pleasure getting in the way of his sex drive.
That actually disgusts most men. Outside of /pol/.

im a female but not a fucking robot and im still posting here

females cant be robots

please kys

>>37015351
If it has a good story, fun to play, or puts a smile on your face then its not boring you fucko

>>37015267
Yes thank you i will remember this moment when i lie in bed tonight. Thank you you are very kind

>25
>relationshipless virgin
>obese
>zero friends
>still living with my parents
>shut-in neet
>can't drive, no license
>college dropout
>no job ever
>stubborn mdd/anxiety
>hidradenitis suppurativa all over ass and inner thighs
>no interests
>no hope

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>>37015420
buck up, you'll be back to thirsting after damaged girls again in no time, anon

>>37014512
This is strangely close to my own life.
>live with mother
>only go outside to do garden work or grocery shopping with mum, or to walk my dogs
>no friends, only interact with dogs and mother
>she keeps suggesting I could escape NEETdom by getting a work from home job so I don't have to go outside or talk to anyone
>never been tested, probably have something
>I can't sleep without my laptop by my side and my headphones on

Unfortunately I'm male.

>>37015399
i can also add that there is a small percentage on r9k that actually could be categorized as a robot

''robots'' and REAL hikikomoris is not common in the western society

just stop fooling yourself already

>>37015506
Yeah sure i will just like you anon. Don't pretend you're any different you're posting in a fembot thread after all you dirty hipocrite

>>37015186
Well I mean you could've just posted it in friend threads

>>37015420
>2017
>still using the same email from 2016
your game was rigged from the start, nigga.
no go create those throwaways.

>>37015420
I like to think about the fantasy world that I've been building in my head for the past couple decades or so. I get to play whatever character I feel like playing. But you think about whatever brings you what miniscule amount of joy you can get from this bleak reality, as you drift off to the only life worth living, the life you can achieve through dream control.

>>37015365
I won't even ask where you are, because I'll just end up WHHHYYYYing.
Suffice to say: you created boner.

Also that is not disgusting imo, just most males will never dare admitting it. Blame social conditioning.
Whoever gets lucky with you, you will need to build shitloads of easily lost trust in your sincerity. At least if you want to get kinks like this scratched.

>>37015759
not anon
ngl I'm one of those males that WILL NOT admit to it but its a really nice kink.

>>37013391
Why would you be inspired to write/create about things you have no capacity to understand? Nothing you produce will be or feel genuine. Your emotional voyeurism is equivalent to reading tabloids. It's not expanding your damn mind.

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>Resting bitch face from always staying up late for porn and vidya.
>Fairly certain the bags under my eyes are permanent.
>Stopped caring about hair care a long time ago, so I just keep it short and pat it down every morning to get rid of bedhead.
>Some point in high school my interests became extremely niche and morbid to the point where the one norman who spoke to me asked if I was psychotic.
>Realized the only empathy I received from people was from either pity or desperate thirst considering I looked like shit.
>This made me increasingly bitter and hostile towards outward contact because I immediately assume all kindness is disingenuous. Which only fueled my isolation.
>Trust fund kiddie so never got work after high school.
>Started drinking a lot.
>realized the person I've become is an always angry, macabre fascinated, porn addicted dead eyed skellington that only feels amusement at other's misfortunes.
>Now seek path of the hermit so no one has to suffer by knowing me.

>>37015653
>dream control
You mean lucid dreaming?. I tried that but i always wake up after a couple of minutes no matter what i do. And escapism is nice, i've been doing it for years, but you just end up pissing your life away

>>37015759
>implying I have social and relationship skills
Most likely I'm going to die alone like everyone else here.
At any rate I know what I'm doing tonight. It involves a fairly long shower and fantasies about a faceless brobot breaking and entering. And pinning my boobs against the cold wall tiles. This is for your boner and also to thank you for creating nice fantasy material.

>>37015875
You actually sound really fun to talk to

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>>37015589
dont be so hurt, no one will know who you are anymore once you use a throwaway

>>37014198
I'm too passive and anxious to give my contact to a person from 4chan

>>37015987
>inb4 he still uses the same e-mail

>>37015493
I used to have HS pretty severely. Do you do anything dietary wise? Cause I have had a lot of improvement in cutting out nightshades and generally treating it as an inflammatory condition. I'll usually have a flare within 2-4 days of eating something I shouldn't, but the only thing that was really an issue for me to give up was spicy food. And it's a lot eaiser than cutting out dairy or gluten or processed sugars as some ppl would suggest. Also depending on how things are where you live, marijuana edibles have given me a lot of relief during flare ups, helps a lot with pain and helps you to just not move and still enjoy yourself, they also deal well w/ the inflammation and I'll usually have cysts go down or just pop if they're close enough. Nothing helps much with the scarring though, I'm currently trying a retinol cream that I was able to get a derm to prescribe me specifically for my HS areas but I only get to use it if the area is totally healed up, so if I flare up in an area, I lose a couple weeks of progress. But it's working decently so far. Hope you're doing well btw and down if you want to talk tips ever.

>>37016045
Make a throw-away, talk to them on said throw-away and see how that works out.

Idk about the relationship part but you guys might be good friends

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Feels so good fucking up OP's masterplan.

>>37015954
Better dirty thoughts then no fun at all, mh?
Only read in case 'faceless' hinders more than it helps:
blond, greeneyed and, unless you are terribly overweight, probably quite able to hold you up

>>37016145
Surprised he thought he could get away with it

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A true fembot has
>NO FRIENDS
>NO SOCIAL SKILLS
>IS UGLY AS FUCK
>WAS BULLIED AND RAPED IN HIGH SCHOOL
>NEVER HAD A BF
Any female who hasn't all of these is a FUCKING NORMIE and is kindly invited to GET OFF MY BOARD.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks.

>>37016281
Those are extremely rare my man

>got redpilled 3 or 4 years ago
>asexual, never been in a relationship either and it's been years since i last had friends
>used to feel insecure and depressed about never living the normie life
>read manga regularly
>interested in conspiracies and the paranormal
>interested in art, good at it too
>not an arthoe tho
>don't use makeup, don't care about fads or one-season-trends
>introverted, not interested in shallow conversation
>empathetic as fuck but don't want to be generous since normies use and abuse

Overall i'm not a normie nor mental/borderline insane. 99% lurk, not active on social media and avoid attention. I have everything that's needed to not have a presence, i'm the perfect NPC.

>>37016281
>NO FRIENDS
>NO SOCIAL SKILLS
That stuff is IMO where most females will fail at .. failing?
Other women LOVE to have the uggo around both for virtue cred and to make themself more attractive in comparison. Unless a fembot to be either messes that up, or is smart enough to see what is done AND cold enough to blow the stacies off they will end of with 'friends' of sorts.

And social skills are as inbuild to most females as kicking eachothers ass is for males.

>>37016057
My eating habits don't seem to influence flare-ups. Maybe I'm in denial about it? I originally thought a major factor was all the fried foods and sugar I ate, so I cut down on all of that for two (miserable) months. It had zero effect on my HS. I've never heard that nightshades could be a cause for flare-ups, although I rarely eat them anyway. As of right now I think the culprit might just be hormones and lack of excersize. I was only just recently able to get over the embarrassment and go to a dermatologist. He sent me home with clindamycin wipes but they don't seem to be doing anything. It's all a little discouraging. For me, the worst part isn't even the flare-ups, it's the scarring. It really sucks.

>>37016411
Holy shit you seem like the type of person that'd be hella fun to talk to

>>37016411
>>not an arthoe tho
>>don't use makeup, don't care about fads or one-season-trends
roasteeeee is being a roasteeee

always attention whoring

>>37016463
>introverted, not interested in shallow conversation

yeah. I agree.

>>37016411
>it's been years since i last had friends
Online friends count as friends. Do you have any?

>>37016549
They're typically the ones that have a lot to say and a lot of stories

>>37013679
>>bf's always dump me for 'someone better' or they cheat on me (online bfs ;3)

How can a guy you never meet IRL cheat on you? seriously

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>24
>unkempt
>introverted
>sperg and therefore socially unskilled
>feel constantly alienated
>history of bullying and ostracizing
>mostly socially apathetic, willingly a loner, but also have social anxiety to a greater or lesser degree
>friendless because socializing is only draining and can't derive enjoyment from it
>khhv because the idea of physical intimacy seems too strange and makes me feel uncomfortable
>don't understand several emotional states, the desire for social validation, romance and other common concerns in the social realm
>social obligations are demanding enough to burn me out quickly and leave me with no motivation or willpower left to engage in my interests, which once were my sole sources of comfort
>lingering suicidal ideation as a coping mechanism

>>37016587
The fuck are you on about?
I'm an introvert and I fucking hate talking because I have nothing interesting to say.

>>37016611
refer to >>37016463

original content

>>37013791

>This is also my downfall romantically, compounded by the fact that I'm repulsed by alterior motives, someone wanting first and foremost to strip me down naked, and stick their dick INSIDE me, and pretending to like what I like in order to get there. It's sociopathic. I like porn and masturbation, but I don't care about having a romantic partner.

Do you even realize how contradictory this is? you don't like it when others want you for sex but then you "don't care about having a romantic partner"

You don't make any sense

>>37016642
When you pop them out of their bubble then they actually become really chill people to talk to.

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>>37016562
got one about a moth ago but they've stopped talking to me
>>37016510
That was a statement, not something meant to get pitty. I've got no use for people looking down at me, i'm just trying to live my life with what I've got. You don't really need friends either since the only people who go out of their way to befriend you are normies looking to get something out of you.
>>37016463
i don't have that many interesting things to say to keep conversation alive for more than a few days

>Fembots still posting on this bait thread
fucking dumb roasties.

>>37016672
>i don't have that many interesting things to say to keep conversation alive for more than a few days

That sounds a bit one sided if the other person expects you to do everything.

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>>37016672
I met a true robot today on /r9k/ and we've been chatting for half a day. Wanna join us? DO NOT IGNORE ME

>>37015954

So we get you're filthy, anything else? hair/eye/skin color? hairy? are you just chubby or a landwhale-class hamplanet?

>Most likely I'm going to die alone like everyone else here.

Yeah thanks...

>>37013791
>I feel it's the self sabotage

Getting your shit stolen and not throwing a useless hissyfit isn't exactly self sabotage, its accepting the cards you were dealt that day. Unless you usually take your bike inside or w/e.
Your romantic and friend stuff, yeah might have a point there.

>>37015977
My ability to talk to people in any meaningful way have completely atrophied to dust, so I'm actually a chore to talk to, aside from the mocking I usually do.

>>37016611

Are you ugly/fat? honest question, never seen a spergy stacy but who knows

>>37016823
eh sure might as well give it a shot

>>37016823
still thirsty eh?
are those throwaways ready?

>>37016855
As long as you don't just constantly say "yeah" "ok" "nah" and just give nothing to work with then I do think you'd be pretty fun to converse with.

>>37016928
don't be stupid and read the thread

>>37016928
Send me your discord contact [email protected]
>>37016937
Fuck off?

>>37016983
I warned you, fembots.
It's your choice.

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>>37016983
gonna bail on you since "fuck off" is a weak counterargument
>>37016954
>>37017019
good save

Guess I'm not a true robot desu, I have a job and a few friends, but my social skills are absolute shit and I've never been in a relationship. I have ADHD and get sensory overload, I can't stand being with a group of more than maybe three people without panicking, and need to take medication to function like a real person in any way. I am female and generally hate women (tortured by girls through elementary and high school, developed a general hate for them)

>>37017031
Hell yeah a fucking femanon that's smart

>>37017031
Oh well, if you rather trust that faggot who doesn't even know who he's talking to then okay, your choice.

>>37017099
he's only a faggot because he called you out? lmao

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>>37017099
my dude... that's not an argument

>>37017099
you're not helping your case here

>>37017125
I didn't have bad intentions, I was serious about it. But it's okay. Most of you guys are skeptic about making friends on here, especially when girls are involved.

>>37013251
>>37013291
>>37013482
>>37013558
>>37014392
>>37014584
>>37015141
>>37015186
>>37015420
>>37014896
>>37016823
>>37016983
>>37017099

I clearly know who I'm talking to.

>>37017272
Whatever you say, thirsty anon.

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>>37017368
Nope m8, you clearly don't.
>>37017378
>thirsty anon
Tell me one fucking thread I've been in asking for friends aside from the social anxiety one.

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>>37017452
oh I don't know...

original

>>37017452
funny how the last one isn't (You)
you fucking failed again idiot.
nice paint skillz

>>37017452

I replied to >>37017272 and it wasn't a (you)
really makes you think

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>>37017509
Holy shit I give up, why am I even trying to win this argument on a fucking anonymous board. No, I don't know who that guy is and I don't fucking browse /soc/.
>>37017540
Now that you made me notice, I literally have no way to win this argument since even the browser extension (or 4chan itself) is making fun of me too.
>>37017568
Eh, look at pic related. Idk I'm outta here, wasting my time.

>>37017690
You fucked up hard my man

>>37017690
>blames the browser

He'll be back...

with more throwaways lmao.

>>37016611
Please answer this >>37016902
I want to believe ;_;

>>37016661
romantic partnership is just using eachother for sex while being deluded by hormones

>>37016661
I don't get how it's contradictory, maybe I'm being a dipshit.
I don't like how manipulative people will be to have sex with me, and I don't care about having a romantic partner, I don't think these are mutually exclusive.
>>37016846
Yeah but usually if something shit happens you're frustrated. If you miss an exam you worry, if your bike is stolen you get annoyed, no?

>>37017837
there is more than one type of romance, the one you described is one of them (and the most common).

I'm a robot because there's practically 0 chance I'll ever be a happy or productive member of society with normal social relationships.

>>37013251
Why can't everyone accept that femanons post here without being fembots? Do fembots exist? Maybe. Do girls post here without being bots? Yes. Fem but not bot. It doesn't mean they're Stacys either. Can we just accept that there is a middle ground now?

>diagnosed asperger
>cystic acne, glasses, thin hair
>never been asked out
>christmas cake girl
>grew up fat and viciously bullied up until the end of college
>frequented 4chan for about 8 years now
>dislike the browns

is this fine

>>37018081
i want to date you but
>college
you're in america

>>37018139
i'm canadian, tradeschool is called college here

>>37018081
also forgot to add that i make a lot of money now, another quality of mine that repels men

>>37018219
I wouldn't say that repels men

>>37018219
That quality attracts lazy men though.

>>37016902
>>37017809
I'm neither of those, only unkempt. I don't understand dolling up and only wear unisex and teenage guys's clothes, so not exactly Stacy either. I also look much younger than my age.

I've heard people say I'm unapproachable due to oddness, quietness and emotional unresponsiveness. Being left alone is rather comfortable.

>>37018219
>repels men
Not so much the money, depends a little how you make it. Office lady behavior tends to ingrain into women to level that is really unattractive.

>>37017509
>>37017773
>>37017750
The anon you're talking to isn't the one who fucked up with the email. I'm not still posting in this thread give me a bit of credit

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im lonely and psysically handicapped, im socially incapable of making friends in the real world. my social anxiety eats me up until the point where i cant even muster a reply to someone or a teacher at school because im so insecure.

i have an eating disorder and everyone around me calls me a fucking psychopath for whatever reason

i will never have a bf

the last time i actually hung out with a friend irl was when i had a white friend at an all nigger school over a year ago

the only boyfriend or sexual interaction ive ever had was being raped by my psycho ex (met him online but we eventually met irl) who has doxxed me multiple times on here

tfw im a teenage pedophile

single broke mom and have to live in a 6x9 ft room with nothing to do but my phone


kill me desu all i wanna do is have a pc and live alone and play wow

>>37018171
>canada
same shit, still too far
unless you can import me to be your housebf

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Fem"bot" here. Taking applicants, I will be one (one) anon's e-waifu if they can prove their worthiness.

Discord koro#7369

>>37018441
>not a virgin

Into the trash it goes with all the other roasties. You don't deserve a robot bf, you deserve DEATH.

>>37013251
I'm a virgin at 24

I have high standards, not gonna lie

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>>37018520
mfw i was fucking literally raped by a psycho and kept under his bed for days

>>37018441
Even if this is a larp this actually made me feel for you... damn

leave ASH ALONE FUCKER

>>37018520
Accidental death would be a godsend for those who know that to live means to suffer. Death is generous if you think they deserve it, but living a long life filled with suffering would be a true curse.

>>37018564
How did it feel? Did you swallow his cum? I want to know how much you cried and how it looked like.

I'm rockhard

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There are definitely female robots. I've seen some ugly as FUCK women in my life and also handicapped ones. Being a hideous female is definitely worse than being a hideous male because women this hideous elicit a response of anger from men. Like we wouldnt even want to be nice to this person on any level. Pic related

>>37018441

How pathetic can you be to camwhore in 3 different threads at the same time? I don't give a shit about your problems. Either get it over with and end your life or shut up.

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>>37018441
what do you think of this
i made it for you
its because i think you look like bill clinton, you know, the 42nd president?
yeah i made this to emphasize that point
that i think you look like bill clinton
the 42nd president of the USA
thoughts?

>>37018564
Fuck off you close set eyed cunt

>>37018564
Is that actually your face when that happened though????

>>37018564
you seem to have a morbid fascination with that incident tho
I mean you literally cant stop talking about it in multiple threads

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Because I'm a creepy Ass fuck who's in love with some nameless fag because I have zero social skills to ask out.

Oh and today I gave up with another therapist

I can't keep a boyfriend.

Every now and then I find someone who seems to be kind, gentle and loving and to accept my horrible flaws. But then they always end up leaving me. So mostly I'm alone and hurt.

>>37018709
that's just john lmao

>>37018723
>my horrible flaws.
Which are?
What are some good things about you?
Were they friends or boyfriends?

>>37018620
>women this hideous elicit a response of anger from men
This, most guys treats me with this thinly veiled aggresion or annoyance, even when it's the first time we interact

>>37018723
You either have BPD, or you exclusively date Chads.

>>37018564
You have my condolences. I can't even imagine what you've had to go through.

>>37018709
Is that the man you're in love with? Does he know you?

>>37018723
They probably were severely hurt if they left you.
Wanna name those flaws?

>>37015493
the thing is, you pretty much made yourself this way

>>37018770
It must have been a thoroughly revolting experience if she brings it up in every thread, with great detail.

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>>37018567
im not larping this rly happened
>>37018610
kinda creepy but hot desu owo
>>37018654
thats FUNNY hahahhahah
>>37018685
no
>>37018687
i use it to defend myself against bullies

>>37018723
Maybe you're not cut out to be in a relationship right now. Why try so hard to spend every second of your existence perusing the normie life? The best thing you can do is take a break and find other things to improve and experience. I mean, it's not going to get better any time soon, so why not spend that time on other things?

I've given up on finding people who i can trust and rely on. I've seen shit from so many perspectives that I now understand what i should really be focusing on.

>>37015838
>Why would you be inspired to write/create about things you have no capacity to understand?
It's a woman

>>37018441
whats your discord
i can buy you a pc

ive been abused by my father throughout my teenage years and was homeless at 17

when you have access to the internet and giant boobs the logical thing to do was sell pics of them online because safer than irl whoring and i needed money

now im 19 and have progressed to camwhoring, this is the only thing im good at and i hate it

i cant even get a shitty mcdonalds minimum wage job because i have chronic pain, started when abusive drunk asshole father threw me down a flight of stairs in junior year and fractured both my hips

didnt find out until later that they had actually been fractured from that and healed weird, lucky me

also have brain damage from multiple concussions and a long list of things therapist have called me to try and figure out why im a completely nonfunctioning loser

every cluster b personality disorder's symptoms are just things that i once thought were personality traits, but i guess i dont have any of those. im just a list of mental illnesses with boobs (and desu the boobs arent even that great either!!!)

im completely useless besides as a sexual object. i have no talents or skills that i can make a career out of once my youth has faded and nobody wants me anymore (because lets be real who wants a used up old slut l m a o)

TLDR im too pathetic and broken and useless to be a normal person.

>>37018808
thanks
do you agree with me that you look like bill clinton
you know, the 42nd president?

>>37018808
No FUCKING STOP

I'M NOT GONNA LET THERE BE ANOTHER FUCKING ELIZA/ERICA/MYSTERY ON MY FUCKING BOARD

GET OUT OF HERE AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK AND TALK TO YOUR PARENTS YOU EGGPLANT

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>>37018850
Ash#9294
ive been trying to save up for a decent one but ive only gotten 50$ so far :( i just wanna be a happy neet
>>37018861
i think so
>>37018855
sup fae

>>37018855
>i cant even get a shitty mcdonalds minimum wage job because i have chronic pain
Have you considered just getting a certification for something like accounting?

>>37018855
Lool things get better mate. I'd skype you. I'm relatively normal I just currently have no friends cause I spent whole first year of uni smoking weed and got put in a shit accomodation off campus with.a bunch of pakis

hit me up - [email protected]

>>37018808
>kinda creepy but hot desu owo
Describe more. Everything, every detail. How his cock felt in your virgin pussy, how he came down your throat and beat you up. TELL ME

>>37018772
Maybe not because I act with discretion. I haven't seen him in 7 months, I think he died. Too bad bc he's a qt

>>37018808
Haha ok then why'd you say it was, Like, what? lol
Like, huh????

>>37018855
Where can I see this "camwhoring"?

>>37018723
Me neither. It's because I'm crazy. But I can't do anything against it. Best thing you can do is focus on other things and forget all about the romance meme. It's all fake anyway.

>>37018855
>im completely useless besides as a sexual object.

You just need someone to talk to and they'll help find your interests/abilities.

>>37018922
Show feet originalissimo

>>37018850
y tho?
originally unoriginal

>>37018808
i can give you a list of things that you can do, but people normally aren't equipped to take constructive criticism thanks to the gradual decline of proper parenting. In the end you're the person who can truly save you, there are no heroes out there. So are you here to find some starting point to get better, or are you here for some other reason?

>>37018988
we all probably know why

>>37018922
you have a rape fetish now, don't you?

>>37018745
Flaws are mental illness and everything that comes with it. Can't handle basic life stuff and keep having breakdowns. I'm very difficult to live with because of how unhappy I get sometimes.
I'm talking about boyfriends here. I have a few friends who have stuck around for a long time.

>>37018753
No personality disorder. Most guys I've dated were definitely not Chads.

>>37018775
I know one was, but I doubt the others were. Even the one who was seemed to move on pretty easily and quickly. And I'm glad. I wouldn't want them to suffer.

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Why do you guys deify camwhores? I mean you're all always complaining about how "fem"bots and normies have destroyed r9k but then you fall into their orbit and start worshipping them?

>>37018709
that is the creepiest guy i'v saw

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>>37018928
well i was just 15, an innocent shy girl and i didnt know anything was fishy because he said he was 17... when we met i was awkward virgin girl and i was like "h-hi you look a bit older than i expected" because he DID, he looked like a grown man. hes 6'4 with a beard... im 5'2. then he kissed me and started to be rough and i said i didnt know if i was comfortable yet but he just held me down and forced himself into my virgin pussy and it was bleeding, it hurt so bad i was crying and i could feel it ripping and i was yelling stop but he kept going... ill go on if yall want


lol i have a lightup autism spinner

I don't consider myself the same thing as a robot but as someone who is getting older and sought solace here in my teens I can't help but keep coming back. I attentionwhore because I'm lonely and im getting closer and closer to 30 never having had a boyfriend because I'm socially and probably mentally fucked up from years of bullying over my looks etc . I'm now unemployed due to this social retardation and have long hours to fill. I have friends and they all live far away and have their own lives, this is my social contact even if that's just "kill yourself roastie whore" it passes the hours

>>37019107
>Why do you guys deify camwhores?
I like tits and I hope they might show me some too.

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>>37019130
What about your looks did they bully you for?

>>37019123
>ill go on if yall want
Yes more. How did he feel inside you? Did you feel him pumping cum into you? Say more.

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>>37018994
i dont know, i appreciate your advice anon and i like that youre willing to help a broken fembot but this summer ill try to get my mom to put me in driving school so i can get a license and summer job that doesnt require me to walk around a lot and stuff so i can save for a pc... i cant rn bc my mom works full time and i cant borrow her car or know how to drive

i dont wanna do therapy or anything

>>37019176
Being ugly? You all had an ugly girl in your school year. That was me. Did you all treat her well?

>>37019105
So what did you do with those bfs? Share nudes? Lewd talk? Your purity is ruined?

>>37019107
>you guys
The camwhore flying circus always comes posting with their orbiters and namefags. Nearly expecting the slav from chicongo next.

>>37019105

I'm sure you'll find someone one day.

>>37019212
Not him, but there were lots of ugly girls in my school and they were generally ignored. You must be shockingly ugly. Like acid face ugly.

>>37019177
okay so basically i was just in pain, it was pain i had never felt before. every thrust was so fucking painful and he ended up cumming inside me over and over again, he even took me from my home and kept me under his bed to use me as his cum dumpster for days while my mom had search warrants out. i have permanant scar tissue damage in my vahina now... hes going to jail soon

>>37018827
>>37018955
But there is nothing else. I'm a failure in every aspect of life. Love is the only one that has sometimes made me momentarily happy.

I'm glad that you both feel this way, and can find things to derive personal value from. It encourages me that some people are like you. I wish you success in whatever it is that you end up doing. It's not for me though, I can't do anything.

>>37019249
Different places then. My school was smaller than most

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>>37019212
It was the other way around at my school. There was this pretty cute and friendly chick in my class who was bullied by a couple of plain janes who kept trying to make up rumors like she had aids.

>>37019271
>>37019271
But you know there's always the unpopular kid who was a source of ridicule that can't be an alien concept

>>37019204
Oh, well that's nice to hear that you're willing to work for your own well-being. The saddest truth really is that we live in a world full of egoists since that's how society has taught us. In the end it's either you take care of yourself or you don't, nobody is going to go out of their way to do so for you. Yeah you can argue and there may be some good souls out there, but you can't live while hoping for that. I wish you strength and luck in becoming a balanced adult who is capable of taking care of themselves.

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>diagnosed autistic
>live with mom
>never dated
>severe mental illness
>high school dropout
>addicted to video games and sadness
>rape victim, undesirable even to robots

>>37019285
Obviously things vary but generally speaking we can assume an ugly quiet girl isn't going to be accepted

>>37018081
thats fine with me, are you still around?

>>37018922
lmao hi ash

>>37018924
that actually might be a good idea. right now i couldnt afford to pay for a class or anything, i cant even pay rent

>>37018926
emailed!

>>37018954
not gonna link here because ill get in trouble for advertising but if you want to message me on discord i can give it to you
fae
#4838

>>37018964
ive been seeing a therapist for a few months now, and even though i told her up front that i wanted to focus on mental health issues and underlying problems, she insisted on forcing me into recovery for my eating disorder. ive finally managed to convince her that im recovered so we can focus on the stuff i actually wanted to talk about when i first came to her, but i dont really think shes going to be that helpful.

>>37019219
I had sex with most of them, if that's what you're asking.

>>37019248
Thank you, it's kind of you to say that.

>>37018777
I never blamed it on anyone else.

>>37019250
How did his cum taste? Did he only fuck or what else did he do? Make you drink piss and shit? How did you escape?

>>37019368
Oh so they weren't even online. That's what you get for dating normies. Chad or not. Robots are only here.

Better luck next life nobody wants a used up roastie.

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>>37019212
I didn't bully her but I did ignore her because kids are cruel and retarded.
At least you're hot now, right?

>>37019388
I'm glad I'm not as autistic as some of the posts I see on here

>>37019360
Your therapist doesn't sound they she knows what she's doing. Your mental health was probably the reason for that eater disorder.

>>37019368
Just keep looking over the horizon. There definitely are people that will be with you no matter what.

>>37019433
I have a rapeslave fetish don't blame me. Just wanna have a nice fap.

>>37019425
Yeah I'm on r9k because I'm hot. Totally

>>37019417
>nobody wants a used up roastie.
This isn't how normies think. Anyway, that's not the reason why nobody wants me and I wouldn't be any better off if I had saved myself.

>>37019319
I'd say it varies. I was generally in AP classes so maybe things were different but the ugliest girls weren't really ostracized, they just didn't get a lot of male attention. Although I can see how a clique would focus on one person as a punching bag, like that girl in my class.

>>37019360
>that actually might be a good idea. right now i couldnt afford to pay for a class or anything, i cant even pay rent
A lot of city colleges do certifications, although I have no idea if you'd be eligible for financial aid since it's not a degree.

>>37019449
doesn't sound like she*
fugg

>>37019449
yeah, i definitely have some underlying shit going on. I'm 99% sure that what really kickstarted my eating disorder was my dad starving me in high school. it started with him just not giving me lunch money, then he stopped buying groceries, and then he didnt even bring leftovers home. he said i was getting fat, and i had put on a few pounds, but once i started eating normally again i had a huge growth spurt so my mum thinks that i wasnt getting fat, but my body was trying to prepare for getting 5 inches taller

anyways rambling sorry

fembots can't be robots without piss bottles and poo jars

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>>37018972
i truly love u anons

>>37016855
Where are you from? A non original question originally indeed.

>>37019468
Girls in my school weren't bad, aside from a few casually cunty patronising older girls. everyone knew each other generally speaking, but there was a particularly nasty group of guys. The usual "haha ask her out" ridicule and shit. Truthfully I barely remember specifics these days but you don't forget how you felt

>>37019468
theres a community college really close to my apartment, i used to go there but my mental health was deteriorating and i had to quit to focus on paying the bills. i probably wont qualify for financial aid though because my grades were shit even when i was going to school. im pretty sure you have to be taking full time classes to qualify for financial aid though and i know i cant do that

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>>37019451
Well, I hope you will find happiness anyway. That ugly girl from school is still sorta ugly but I would still bang her if I could.

>>37019546
Will you show pussy and tits too? Or do I need to add you on discord for that.

>>37019259
Well yeah, you may not have anything going for you right now, but that doesn't have to be the case forever.

We're taught to live like we're on a timeline to a future of being in a relationship, owning a house, a car, having a job, etc, and whenever we mess up and "stray for the timeline", it's the end of everything for us.

Once you've gotten to see things from enough angles, you'll come to realize that the majority of the human population never even gets a taste of the good life. The only way we can actually live our life is by not having impossible and vague plans for our far futures, but by making the most of the present.

I hope you can slowly start healing from the pain you've felt merely from existing in a strange world without anyone guiding you. We're not raised to survive as humans, but we can't expect our parents to make up for our losses since they can't do anything about it. They fucked up throwing us into the world without any knowledge of how to live in it, but it's down to us to make sure we survive.

>>37019449
I put eater instead of eating? Am I autistic?

>>37019524
Your dad sounds like a total bitch.
How long did you usually go for without food cause that sounds like you went days without it.

It's all good, I enjoy listening and talking to people.

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>>37013251

Facial and body hair, I've always had it but as I get older it spreads.

>tfw had a mustache in 8th grade
>been tweezing it for the past 10 years
>now I grow random eyebrow hairs around my jaw like a beard

fembots

why can i not get a normie gf or fembot gf?
what is wrong with me?

>>37019552
I feel like there's a generational gap or something, I'm 24 and people mostly kept to themselves. The idea of asking someone out as a joke sounds like something out of an 80s teen movie. People were often shit but they generally put very little effort into it when I was in HS.

Either way sounds horrible to deal with.

>>37019561
>im pretty sure you have to be taking full time classes to qualify for financial aid though and i know i cant do that
Nah. I alternated between full time and part time and I still qualified for financial aid, just less if I wasn't full time. Give them a call and see what your options are, it's not like there's anything to lose.

>>37019627
The problem is that you're looking for normies not femanons

>>37019862
fembots dont want me either

>>37013391
With a little bit of therapy im sure youd be able to identify the reasons you hate yourself.

>>37019618
yeah, he was a drunk asshole that thought he was hot shit because he 'owns his own insurance business' (he was an agent for an insurance company)

id go a few days without food, sometimes people at school would buy me something or share their food with me out of pity. my grandma sneaked me a few tins of tomato soup, so that was cool of her. weekends were rough because dad + stepmom were home from work and would get really drunk. a few times they gave me the choice between dog food or nothing for dinner. it was gross.

>>37019678
ill definitely check it out, but im pretty sure im below the gpa required for assistance

>>37019862
>femanons
The only interesting ones who seem as pervy as me are shut-ins and probably 8-12k miles away to boot.
How is one supposed to find those, start an online store for bindings and ropes at NEET-rates?

>>37019943
Oh so he was one of THOSE guys.

Shoutout to granny for the tomato soup. Used to love it as a kid.
I'm very sorry to hear that. No human should be subjected to that.

>>37020058
A friend of mine's parents own a sex shop business and are millionaires so you'd be surprised

>>37018922
i would pay you for lewd fetish pictures ash ;-; accept me

>>37019678
I'm a year older. It's a very common male teen bully tactic. "Banter" I'm sure another girl here could vouch for me.

i am not a real fembot.
im 24yo and im married to my best friend. i dont have any other family. we dont have sex, we love each other in not a romantic way, we can love and fuck anyone we want. i dont have a job cos im schizophrenic and i cant find a job that doesnt require contact with other people. i like to tell myself im an artist, i try to paint, take pictures and do music stuff.
im here just for r9k anons. i think they all are cute. cute lil sad anons. i also like to be sad and i like to imagine lives of the people that are posting here, i like feeling sad when they are sad. sometimes i want to have contact with an anon to tell me he likes me.
that is all.

>>37020139
Sex sells, so I wouldn't be.
But unless you invite me to break their customer DB that doesn't help with finding the shut-in gf.

>>37020083
yeah, he's pretty terrible. I moved over 2,000 miles away from him and he still calls my grandma and mum every now and then demanding to know where i am.

kind of scary though because he used to always say that if i ever got away from him and tried to tell people what he did to me he'd kill me

>>37020271
can confirm, was ugly girl :(

>>37020318
That's good to hear that you're far away from him now.

It's sad people like him can be parents. They shouldn't be able to reproduce to be honest.

Back tracking a bit
If you continue to talk to anons on here I'm sure you'll be able ti find things you're interested in and things you can do.
I'm sure of it.

>>37020488

Yeah...that doesn't work

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i dont know if im a robot anymore, but i definitely was when i didnt leave my room for over a year, no motivation or want to shower for weeks, my family hated me, no gf/bf, no friends other than the pathetic losers i met on the internet that just kept me down, etc etc im not as much of a robot anymore and im pretty happy i grew out of it bc now im much happier... i still dont have motivation to do much but i have people in my life now that are steering me in the right direction and willing to help me put myself back together. I still have a lot of the same habits i had when i was a neet robot (gaming, laziness, anime tits, etc) but idk i actually leave the house now. sorry for the blog post.

>>37020302
You're human trash.

>>37020521
Not with that attitude


original comment

>>37020580
I mean sure you can try, but in the end we both know how it goes

>>37020558
leave house to do what?

>>37020607
Have you actually tried or are you just contempt with doing what you're doing now?

>>37020576
yeah, i know, i dont care anymore.

>>37020673

Pretty contempt, idk anon. share your experience

>>37020638
all i really do is work, and go to the store lol. once i go back home i have 1 best friend that i want to spend time with.. go to beach (even tho i dont rly like the sun that much i wear all long sleeves and a huge hat to the beach), visit the pier, go out to eat, movies just average normie girl stuff. we also enjoy smoking weed in her car and just driving around seeing where the world takes us. my time with her is super comfy and she doesn't push me/make me uncomfy bc she's v similar to me in the "i can't talk to people correctly, or make decent conversation because i get so anxious i feel nauseous" kind of way. sorry for another blog post.

>>37020742

sounds like me, i usually do all that stuff minus the beach and minus a friend

is that a childhood friend or someone you met later on?

>>37016611
>>37018355

>khhv
how? guys have never approached you?

>socializing is only draining
how? don't you ever feel lonely?

>social obligations are demanding enough to burn me out quickly and leave me with no motivation or willpower left to engage in my interests, which once were my sole sources of comfort
what interests?

>lingering suicidal ideation as a coping mechanism
how is this a coping mechanism? honest question

>>37017952
>there's practically 0 chance I'll ever be a happy or productive member of society with normal social relationships.
why? why did you lose all hope?

>>37019624
>facial and body hair
but isn't it removable? do you have legit hyperandrogenism?

Don't really see myself as a "fembot" but I'm 4 years away from completing sorceress training and the only friend I made after four years of university was a professor. Also I live in britbongland but I've never eaten Nandos.

>>37020878
Why? No need for a bf?

>>37020878
Same with the nandos. It's a true mark of having no chill friend group in this country.

>>37020302
>married to best friend
>love in not romantic way
>can love and fuck anyone else
That's the literal perfect marriage there. Is your friend gay? How did you reach this agreement?

>>37020866
i met her my sophomore year of high school, and i graduated last year. i have a huge emotional attachment to her bc we were there for each other when no one else was like she used to have a ton of friends but they all eventually stopped talking to her but i kept her company every weekend, made sure she was okay, listened to her rant, cry etc etc. in all that time we spent together we became super close. she's a full blown normie now though, but its okay bc i still love her.

>>37020731
I guess you could say I'm kinda privileged but not body wise.
I was almost born an albino and I have this thing called Ocular Albinism. I had two laser eye surgeries to stop me from going completely blind.
I was always the quiet kid. I kept to myself, read books, watched movies, played games, not a care in the world. Middle school came up and I wanted friends. I was that orbiter with the kids in my class that always followed. I would try to do things so that people would pay attention to me but it barely worked. I had shitty grades cause I never really cared for it. I just continued to be quiet and on my ways. I left that school and went to homeschool. I actually learned things and did pretty good. I graduated but didn't really know what to do but I registered to join a tech center. I'm now learning Network administration and Cybersecurty. I started to realize I enjoy talking and listening to people so i might just join a company to be in support then work my way up or join the FBI for their Cyber team.

What a bunch of fembots and femanons in this thread. So these are the types of women redditors and /pol/fags defend? I legitimately hate you all.

>>37020955
yeah, i think so too. i love being married that way, i love the idea of living with my best friend to the end of the world.
he is not gay, but he is not straight either, he likes traps, cute boys and shemales.
i dont really know how. we met thru the internets when i was 19 and he was 27 and after our 3rd meeting i said 'hey, lets get married' and he was like 'oh thats a cool idea actually' and we made it.

>>37020996
lets hatefuck then anon

>>37021049
What. You never had sex with him?

What about other people then?

>>37020965

you put up with all that, i think you're the friend she needs not the other way around, happy for you female

>>37020971

any hobbies you do on the side while you found your passion?

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i'm a real fembot but i just want to make friends ; _ :

>>37021208

asian and leaf? checks out ill be your friend leaf noddle

>>37021199

To be blunt I actually talked to this girl for about ten hours a day and she made me realize what I had a passion for. I then went to summits, researched where the world was going and noticed that Security is something I love.


You really just need someone to be there for you.

>>37021208
I have a friend for you
IN MY PANTS

>>37021208
fucking mora lmao

original content

>>37021415
first step is to be there for yourself but if you cant manage that you cant hope for others

>>37021146
i had sex with him, it was okay, but pretty meh too. and he felt the same.
i dont have sex with real people now. i dont know if im asexual. i masturbate sometimes.

>>37021520
People can't always be a lone wolf.

A lot of people need someone else to complete themselves.

>>37021072

You're not following the script. You're supposed to call me a virgin neckbeard, then when I insult you back, you're supposed to go off on strange rants about how you're being persecuted by "society" when you're not. That's what women do online.

>>37021630
youre not following it either, youre supposed to say "I dont want girls anyways" and me as a big bearman comes up behind you

>still posting in a bait thread

It almost has three hundred replies you fuckers

>Have social anxiety
>never had a real job
>technically live at home with parents.
>Constantly think about doing the most sluttiest and whorish thing but...
>Virgin and scared of sex.

>>37021687

But aren't you a femanon? You're behaving like such a femanon here. I would ban you from this website right now if I could.

>>37021176
aw thanks, but she holds me down nd keeps me emotionally stable lol. i think we just need each other.

>>37021804
can't i be both?

>>37021788
I'll let you do them things to me

>>37021788
Sounds like you need a high sexdrive bf.

t. high sexdrive bf

>>37021788
Those are just your kinks, anon.
Probably scared of sex due to penetration ay?

>>37014118
What county do you live in? Are you qt?

>>37021842

No. You are either a femanon or a fag robot. In both cases I suggest killing yourself.

>>37021834

hope it works out for you in the end friend

>>37021857
You forget the part where I'm scared of sex.

>>37021922
Well let's both be scared of sex and explore together.

>>37021913
Why kill yourself, that's pretty pointless.

>>37021916
thanks man, i hope so too.

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>>37013251

I am a fembot because my hands are like pic related

I've been around 4chan since 2007. I don't think my gender is that important. I'm just wannabe hikkishit despite having to hold a wagecuck job and lurk to try and feel comfortable somewhere. I'm not the biggest fan of reddit or tumblr so I lurk on 4chan.

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>>37021474
My name is maro. And i just want a cute bf to watch anime and play league with ; _ ; tobad people bully me 2 much

>>37022008
so you're a mid life crisis housewife?

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WOMEN CANNOT BE ROBOTS. Only failed normies.

>>37022101
>anime
no
>league
maybe

Will you give me nudes if I'm your bf.

>>37022156
you fucking poor soul don't know about maro

>>37019546
thanks i know what i will be doing after saving that pic.

>>37021943

You're either a femanon or a gay robot on /r9k/. Very good reasons to kill yourself.

>>37022438
Killing yourself is never a good reason anon!

>>37022101
ah, i see you posting the cursed image of "maro", said to trigger ptsd in beta orbiters who once fell for her trap. Legends say that those uninformed of the cursed nature of this creature can experience their secessive beta genes urging them to take the chanse and follow her to here lair, from which she caputres and mutilates their allready weak beta souls.

>>37022763

It's not the reason, it's the end goal for people like you.

>>37013391
>"intriguing"
I can already tell whatever you write is fucking awful.