someone please hire me i'm desperate

>>37012379
Hire?

I can be your bf if you're desperate for that too.

>>37012387
no i need money not a bf reeeeeeee

>>37012379
get a job

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>>37012400
Ah well. Keep moving robots. No desperate gf to find here.

>>37012402
i am trying but no one is hiring meeeeee

I can hire you as an escort.
We wont fuck,we will just slowly fall into love while i spend thousands of dollars on you.

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>>37012387
No gf to find here. I am out boys.

Why would I hire a roastie? You can't do anything right.

post pic and I decide

I'll pay you $10 per day to pretend to want to talk to me.

>>37012379
>unemployed from August to October of last year
>get new job at shitty retail store
>new job is easy enough, but I only get like 3 hours a week
>quit in February
>semi-NEET it up for a couple of months, taking online classes
>about a week and 1/2 ago classes end, summer break starting
>figure I'll apply for a job, staying home and being broke is making me depressed
>send out an one application to a call center
>didn't apply to any other place, just this one
>the next day after I submitted the one application I get an interview
>go to interview, get job on the spot, training starts next week
It pays $10/hr and is 40 hours a week, which most of this will be disposable since I live at home.
Getting a job is actually kind of easy, and I live in a small redneck town with a large number of unemployed people.

>>37012400
You're a woman so whats the difference

Clean my house and bear my children, and I'll support you.

post used panties and sell them

working in a call center isn't that bad o.p just don't freak the fuck out once you have an asshole on the line, just be nice as fuck and people usually treat you nicely back

>>37013284

>Getting a job at a call centre is easy

No shit

Lie about your experience and exaggerate all your positive qualities. I'm serious, it works and everyone does it. As long as it's not management or a high-skill profession then they're not going to look into it and you'll learn the skills for the job anyway.

That's the thing so many people on here don't understand. You have to lie and cheat in order to get anywhere in life.

>>37013157
deal
>>37013284
>>37013398
i worked at a call center but it only pays 1 dollar an hour in this country so i am looking for work online

>>37013577
>1 dollar an hour in this country

Revolt against the exploitation of your people by foreign businesses, right now. Educate yourself and the masses and strengthen your mind and body for the coming revolution. Any government that allows this to continue is your enemy.

Or just migrate to a wealthier country and become a prostitute.

>>37013440
I'm not bragging about working at a fall centre. I know that it's easy to get hired at one, I'm just pointing out that if someone is really hard pressed to find a job it's not hard and they just need to not be lazy.

>>37012379
do u have big tits femanon? i can help

>>37013726
>>37012379
Or just migrate to my country and be my wife

>>37013398

Being rejected countless times can be demoralizing. People don't feel good about having a job that's shady and annoying. At least with retail or fast food you're providing a quality and honest service.

>>37013968
Honestly it made me more comfortable with talking to people. I was a telemarketer and I discovered that I was actually pretty good at selling shit.

I'll pay you to rub your holes on my face

>>37012379
>that image
wtf i hate fembots now

find a trade school OP. dont be a fag. A/C work or electrician easy shit

>>37012379
>first show your timestamped boypucci, fag

>>37013726
Fuck off out of my country traitor. I'd gut you if you were infront of me.

Hire me first

I need money for weed

>>37014618
I'm in the US. I recommend that third world countries follow our example and revolt against economic exploitation by foreign trade monopolies. It worked out pretty well for us.