>mothers day >forgot to get gift uh oh

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tfw ur mom knows she fucked up bad tahts y ur a poor weak bitch so shes not even mad just sad taht shes such a shit human

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>baked and made a card for mommy
>she didnt come

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>caring about holidays corporations made up to make more money

>>37012376
It's not mother's day. That was a couple months ago.

>>37012376
>that pic
HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j9-Ey5o_hQ

>>37012420
This. Can't believe my store was packed yesterday for what is essentially a non-holiday.

>>37012376
Whoa so this is the power of global news

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>Mothers Day
>Mum buys herself a gift
>Gives it to me
>Tells me to give it to her
>Do it
>She tells everyone how good a son I am and shows off the gift "I" got her

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>>37012376
>...er rejects third PPG takeover bid
> ...er rejects third Power Puff Girls takeover bid
Huh?
What?

>Mothers day lunch
>Ordering food and drinks
>What drink do you want Anon?
>Vodka, straight pls
>Family lose their minds

For years they told me I should drink socially and I refused them, now I do it and they think I'm weird.

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>TFW forgot it was Mother's day

What should I get my mom to get some good boy points lads?

>>37012592
give her your dick, anon

>>37012599
th-this isn't a doujin anon

that's illegal

>>37012615
the law never stopped anyone, anon

>>37012585
i never understood the casual lunch drink

if im going to have a drink, im not stopping at one or two. why wouldnt i just have water instead?

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I am taking my mom to a rundown diner for breakfast. I'm a good boy

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I just don't know what my mother likes
I have had one conversation with her in 4 years. That was 2 years ago and she mentioned that she saw a pretty bird outside so I bought her some expensive binoculars for mothers day.

Then I spent the entire night in the yard drawing pictures of birds in hidden places (for example I used marker pen to draw a swan on a tree) and challenged her to find all the hidden birds
She hasn't done it yet, or even opened the binoculars. she even asked if it was a joke gift

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>>37012376
>pepe in a newsroom

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I got her the greatest gift of all... my company.

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>>37012440
sadasdada

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>>37012376
>mothers day
>mom call me
>tell her to stop calling me and hanged up on her

What did i do lads ?

>>37013451
Anon you're just a cunt, no way around it