Do guys like girls under 4'10"?

Guys Iike anything

>>37010571
no you fucking hobbit trash
go crawl back into your dirt hole, you dirty dwarf nigger

4"10 guys do you midget

>>37010571
Yes.
I'm a 5'7 manlet myself. Anyone smaller than me would be fine.

>>37010571
Short girls are adorable.

>>37010603
>>37010585

This is a level of autism that's not even possible.

I matched with a girl on tinder recently who looks really short in some photos but im not sure.

She asked "how are you?"

How should I respond? I don't want to make it about me, I want to get her to talk about herself.

Girls under 5' are my dream.

>>37010571
You could suck dick standing up with that height, I love it.

>>37010662
>"umm h-hi a-anon, how are you?"
>lol how tall r u nigger?"

>>37010571
nothing wrong with a short girl so long as she is not a literal midget.

>>37010638
Any level of autism is possible on 4chan, silly.

>>37010571
im not a pedo, anon :^)

>>37010571
I think it's pretty hot. Small girls are a turn on.

>>37010682
jej!

thanks for the warning cuz i was probably gonna say more or less that

>>37010571
Yes, shorter is better in my book as long as the girl has normal proportions. (i.e. isn't a literal midget)

I'm not a pedo or anything, I'm just 5'10" and like feeling tall next to a girl.

>>37010571
Yes. Maybe it's my pedophilic tendencies but I just find them really cute. In fact I wouldn't even settle for a girl taller than me. You can be my gf if you want.

>>37010839
I would go for a girl of any height really, amazonian girls attract me a ton.

Its not pedophilic tendencies, I feel bad even for replying to something so depraved, but evolutionary men just like girls who are lean and petite.

>>37010571
depends, if a girl that small is proportioned correctly then it's fine

although it might be a little awkward as I'm 6'1

>>37010848
It could also be a deep subconscious insecurity towards my height, 5'5". Any cute short girls message me pl0x.

I'd like a girl taller than 5'6" (my height) desu.

I like smol girls as long as they are low BMI. So many want to be fatties for some reason, as if they think they need as many calories as a 200lb man or something.

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Do you often get confused for a 12 year old?

>>37010571
i dont think i'd be against giving it a shot
but im 6'4, a foot and a half difference, it'd probably get awkward

>>37010571
No I wouldn't even consider them. I don't want my children killing me because they didn't get my height.

No, also you aren't a women

>>37010571
The guys that are too short or too tall get fetishized by women, the guys that are in between, somewhere around 5'6-5'9 get jack shit.

I'm 4'11 but I'm usually called cute, I want to be seen as sexy. It's not fair. I'm also 19 and mistaken for 12-14. Any tips?

>>37011735
embrace it

TONS of dudes love short girls

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>>37011735
you don't just call someone sexy, because that would be seen as creepy

a lot of them do think you're sexy though, they just don't say it

>>37011735
Get fit, if you can't be tall might as well be swole.

>>37010571
Rofl, what a loser you are. What else? Are you a pathetic virgin with small breasts, too? I bet you wear skirts and dresses and really like and want kids as well.

Just disgusting. Literally no men wants a woman like that. In fact, there are no women like that, no real women. A man wants a real woman in his life, not some dainty, half-womanly girl.

Just ky, you unwanted freak of nature.

>>37010581
This, you don't have any problem. There are lot of guys who like small girls, tall girls, skinny girls, fat girls, small breasted, big breasted etc.

>>37010571
Yes.
t. closet pedophile

>>37011735
You're a womanlet, only pedos and fetishists will like you.

>>37010571
if you are cute or curvy enough, you'll be fine

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6'4 chad thundercock with social autism checking in.

I've always been interested in shorter girls because I think the contrast would be nice, probably wouldn't think about having children though.

>mfw still khv though

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>>37010571
The only girls I've ever been legitimately interested in have been super short. I have a low sex drive, and because of this I tend to be uninterested in girls that fit the mainstream view of "sexy" or "hot". I just want a qt short gf to hate everything but ourselves with.

>>37010571
how many times i need to say it,Pedophilia is wrong. you sick bastards.
a girl that shirt has one bf he is her dad.period. be yourself.

4'6 is the lowest I'll go. My ideal height is 5'0.

t. 6'0 guy

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>>37010581
This. First poster gets it right.

Guys are fine with anything. That's the ultimate female privilege.

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>>37010571
>under 4'10"
I'd fuck you so hard you'd gain an inch or two.

some men prefer that.

>>37010571
>4'9"
>77lbs
>fucking 24 but everyone either assumes i'm a child or treats me as such
>hate heels they don't work right for short people
>any guy thats interested is interested because of the height and again treats me like a kid
>only guy that didn't was a pseudo-intellect NEET that actually took insult at the suggestion he pay for his half of the rent
>will never have that perfect combination of someone who not only respects me but actively enjoys my rts addiction that isn't scumbag-tier

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>>37012901
Imagine have a kid with this snacksized ball of autism, 5'2 manlets abound. Sorry you got the short end of the stick.

>>37012901
You went and done it now.

>>37012970
>kid
Please god no. That shit stretches out normal chick sized bodies i'd die.

>>37012901
>>37013016
>muh vagina

seriously fuck off

>>37012901
I just wanna pretend you're a kid and rape you desu. Can you do that for me?

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>>37013016
I like to imagine that you'd look like a turtle dropped on its shell if you were to somehow tip over in the final trimester. Twins or triplets in that chicken mcnugget sized womb would be some real life clowncar shit.

>>37012901
>rts addiction
Sounds too good to be true, bro.

>>37013059
I'd honestly probably require a c-section for even one.
>>37013055
No can do. I like being on top looking down on others. Its a rare treat.

>>37013097
I'm 6'2 so at 4'9 you could ride on my shoulders and be my lookout.

>>37012901
>respect
>at 4'9"
I'm having doubts you'll ever find it.

>>37010571

It gotta be illegal to date below that height.

my ex was 4'9". She was also bpd and insanely manipulative. Are all smol girls crazy?

>>37010638

>finding people that are legally classed as dwarfs attractive

How desperate are you?

>>37013120
All Blasters for the mad max m&b cosplay must be ripped and look good in black rugby gear by requirement.
>>37013128
I know. I've taken to pointy shoes and the fear and bruised shins they produce as an acceptable substitute.

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>>37013097
>c-section after an intense 9 months of pregnancy
>it's a boy
>we shall name him Gimli

>>37013179
>legally
They stopped that actually.
Unless you actually suffer dwarfism you can be as short as you want and you won't be classed as such.

They prefer them.

My wife is Japanese and 4'10" and I'm 6'0"
Pretty worried how my kids are gonna turn out...

>>37013183
Have you started to act blunt too? Not taking anyone's shit? Just something funny to think about.

>>37013193
Not a good idea. We'd have to raise him gay and find him a legolas cause c-sections usually bar further children so he won't get legolas as a brother in arms.
Probably get killed in some fangirl related accident too.

>>37013224
Small and suicidal if male
Rape bait if female
Enjoy your family life man.

>>37012901
FLORIDA
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mazionga

>>37013225
I've always been blunt. I've just shortened my window of "dealing" with people recently.
Mr. Exec wanted to talk but now he's chatting up stacey and i'm carrying a fucking report thats heavier than i am? His weakass girlie shins from sitting all day are ripe for a kick and you only get 1 audible throat clearing for attention as a warning now.

>>37010571
1.81cm tall guy here. Short girls are cute.

>>37013237
Call him Frodo and force him to be friends with the short fat kid from his class then. Do you have large hairy feet running in your family? I don't.

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>>37013224
surpreme my friend

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>>37013295
>shortened my window
Don't you think you have a bit of a short fuse there anon?

>>37012901
>>77lbs
Jesus Christ that's like a little kid

I could have kicked your ass when I was 11

>>37013312
No. Thats also why heels don't work. >>37013277
New York
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Being the smallest person in foot traffic actually has some bennies.

>tfw love short girls
>not because pedophile, just like being relied on
>Every short girl I flirt with is taken

fuck fort lauderdale

>>37013337
Couldn't you buy heels that are part of halloween costumes for 10 year olds? I'm sure they have some your size!

Depends on alot of other things, hight doesn't matter much to guys

>>37010571
>tfw i'm 6'
>tfw i love short girls with small tits

i just want a petite gf is it too much to ask?

>>37013329
I dunno. 11 year olds have the same leg to waist height as i do. Thats basically best case scenario for a full wind-up ball kick.
>>37013328
I can't help that i have a short attention span...

>>37013315
>>37013240
Yeah I'm hoping if I have a son I can steer from that path.
I know a few hafu dudes and they can get mad jp grill pussy so I doubt it will be that difficult.

>>37013358
Foot size? Theres actual heels made in my size.
The issue is heels hold your whole leg in a different position with different tensions on your leg muscles. This makes normal chick asses seem bigger and the walk more wavy and seductive as it forces the hips to move more.

In short chicks it kills your kneecaps, makes you shuffle or lift your legs like the ministry of silly walks, and requires you to lock your hips or fall.

>>37013392
don't sell your autismal focus short, you're on r9k after all.
>>37013439
So you pretty much walk like a 10 year old playing dress-up, instead of a seductive bimbo?

>>37013193
What's with the guy's head? Jesus, it looks weird.

>>37010571
It's not a deal maker but it's usually a positive

>>37013526
He wants to put the small creature out of her misery I think

>>37013523
>like a 10 year old
S-shut up.
>>37013526
He's a Short who got lucky and found an empty Tall body lying around.

>>37012901
>Feet so small she has trouble getting shoes

Plz post them, so I can imagine putting them in my mouth

Also what kinds of rts games

I really like age of empires 2/3 but I like the city building/economy portion of it more than the combat strategy

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>>37012763
>TFW no giant gf
Legimmickbullshit

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>>37013564
>S-shut up.
Gonna need a ladder to make me.
Has anyone ever tried to escort you back to your mother out in public?

>>37013571
Use to be addicted to AoE1-3 and stronghold.
HoI4 is the current favorite.

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>>37013619
>Ignores the feet part of the post

>>37010571
yeah they are cute

>>37013665
Footfags are worse than furries m8, what did you expect.

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>>37013608
I'll fashion ladder rungs from your shattered shins.

>>37013619
It makes me sad that I'll never get a vidya gf.

>>37010571
Only closet pedos or manlets will

>>37013665


This
>>37013683

Origiro

>>37013711
I'm used to getting my shins kicked by 6'+ hulkmode guys - what's a 10 year old going to do, massage them? You can jump on my back while you're at it, I feel a few knots.

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>tfw 4'7" and no strong bf to carry me and protect me

>>37013754
Years of practice and the mechanics that make smaller levers(bones) produce more power.

So, hang on a second anon, let me get this straight.

>4'9"
>77lb
>Chip on her shoulder about people's bullshit and a short fuse, works in an office and bullies her boss
>Doesn't want kids
>Likes being on top
>Plays a WWII RTS
>Makes Mad Max and Monty Python references

Did somebody hire you specifically to bait me or do I need to go ring shopping?

>>37012901

the battery in my fucking truck is 30 lbs. heavier than you

jesus christ lmao

>>37011735
Be my gf

t. lolicon

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>>37013816
Ah yes. 77lbs of pure unbridled snacksize power.
>>37013798
Would you reward me with a pot of gold if I carried you around for a bit?

>>37013711
The shin shattering is hot, lead with that instead of the fact that you are a garden knome and you'll get more guys.

Granted they'll be pain sluts like myself, but there are worse things.

>>37013818
I'm not sure they sell rings in my size.
>>37013822
Its made of lead i'm not sure why that should surprise you.
>>37013865
I'm like carbon fiber in my strength to weight ratio. Walking everywhere does that to your legs.

tfw no midget gf to pick up and fuck

>>37013932
I DO lead with that because people usually ignore/don't notice my presence otherwise.

Maybe i should get one of those bernese mountain dog or caucasian shepherds and just ride it. I'd be eye level and the bark would be like a carhorn at midnight for drawing attention.

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>>37013941
>I'm like carbon fiber in my strength to weight ratio. Walking everywhere does that to your legs.
Sure anon, and I'm the kaiser of the holy roman empire.

>>37014035
So you introduce yourself with shin kicks? Neat. I mean wish women would hit me as an introduction. Course they'd only probably slap me as opposed to giving me a good gut punch because normies. Still at least they have the option unlike you. Unless you carry around a soap box to stand on.

>>37010571
Depends on how much that is in a real measuring unit.

>>37013932
Not necessarily, I think it's hot but I'm not a masochist or anything. I just like "firecracker" types.

>>37013941
Damn, good at comebacks too. We'd be a good pair, I usually play the "straight man" but I can set the jokes up too.

I betcha I could find a ring the right size up in one of those fundie Mormon towns in Utah.

>>37010571
yep

I love short girls I love tall girls too

I love skinny girls I love plump girls

but I hate gold diggers who are only interested in money

oh im 5'8"

>>37010571
Yes, I love them ;)

>>37013711
Pointy shoes are ugly

>>37014169
That's unfortunate as i'm marcus junius brutus.

>>37014264
They're a necessity and if people ever attempt to look down to see what i'm wearing they'll just see my pretty face as was intended.

>>37014303
>Implying your wannabe roastie underdeveloped midget face is pretty

can a short girl pls be my gf and order me to reach things for her

>>37014319
>midget
I'm just short not a dwarf.

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>tfw no smol girls in FL that aren't thirst traps or basic bitches

>>37014237
>I'm not a masochist or anything
Sure anon and I just bought that flog for historical interest, nothing lewd.

>I betcha I could find a ring the right size up in one of those fundie Mormon towns in Utah.

Those inbreed cultists are poor as fuck so they may not have a jewelry store. Hell Hilldale is still celebrating getting it's first library.

>>37014280
I think Napoleon would be a better fit.

>VERY short girl says "hello" on a sunny day
>just nod, smile at her and move on because in the sunglare I thought she was some kid
>later see her at training facility
>it is an adult women, and qt
>she probably had to scrounge up courage to say 'hi'
>never manage to catch her alone to tell her sorry, nevermind get that first impression back

FUCK ME AND MY LIFE.

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>>37014353
But he wasn't actually short for his time.
>>37014339
You've been outsourced.
>>37014237
Why do mormons need rings? Don't they got that whole multi partner no ring deal or is that just latter days?

>>37010571
No. I'll take like 5'2" shortest

>>37014419
It was probably just a similar looking kid that said hi. Kids say hi to strangers all the time.

>>37014419
She probably thought that you didn't hear her up there.

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>>37010571
Nah that's gay as fuck.

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>>37014432
>You've been outsourced.

pls dont do this to me

>>37014432
>But he wasn't actually short for his time.
Sure. And the black man was a KANG n shit, too.
Do you have a favourite historical midget that isn't Napoleon?

>>37013295
Sounds like my kind of girl

>>37014475
She's right though. Napoleon was average height during his time.

What's the ideal weight of a 4'10 girl?

OP I want to pick you up and carry you around

>>37014519
Anon, that's like calling a small dick "average" size - we both know the sample size is tainted by chink / indian micropeckers.

>>37014556
128 lbs

>tfw no squishy short gf

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>>37014574
Shortstacks are magical.

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>>37014475
The literal median average for his day and age.

>favorite
The artist formerly known as prince.

>>37014567
But the average penis length in the West is 5-6 inches in the West and there's not many Asians here. And penises are remarkably samey in their sizes, few men are above or below average.

>>37014567
people in europe were pretty short during that time, mate. disease, malnutrition and whatnot

>>37012901
You don't happen to be hispanic, would you?

>>37014432
All Mormons are technically part of the latter day saint movement, even the CoC and they barely constitute Mormon. Unless you meant the LDS church (brighamite Utah group). Because they have up polygamy for political power. I mean there might be a few in the Apostolic United Brethren, but if they're discovered they get excommunicated by LDS leadership. It's the FLDS that's famous for its current policy of polygamy and child rape.

>>37014348
No, really, I don't enjoy it at all. I like assertive girls but I'm not a sub and don't enjoy pain at all, I like it when a girl treats OTHER guys like that but is nice (ish) to me.

>>37014432
>Why do mormons need rings? Don't they got that whole multi partner no ring deal or is that just latter days?

Shit, I forgot about the no ring thing, it was supposed to be a crack about them marrying 12 year olds.

Good call on the Napoleon thing, not that many people seem to know that. You a history buff? I'm currently grinding toward an eventual PhD in the subject, not sure if I want to teach or go into research but I know I want to specialize in the World Wars.

>>37014613
it would be magical to fuck a shortstack

>>37013337
Ohhhh I'm in NY too! Be my funsize gf!! My ex was 5'1, and I would gladly go smaller.

>>37014637
Anon, don't be presumptive. That's not the only halfling kingdom.

>>37014718
The only halfling kingdom that matters

>>37014661
I was thinking of the FLDS.
>>37014637
No.
>>37014669
A lot of RTS's have historically accurate bits of info. Also i just like reading up on various histories.

>>37014669
Sure, sure. We believe you anon. Just like we believe that she's allowed on roller coasters and doesn't have to spend the entire trip at kiddie kingdom.

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>>37014616
>napoleon dick size
audible kek

>>37014633
Sure, but the nobles and commanders of that time weren't. I'll give you that he was average in the total sample, but he'd probably be short as heck in a circle of nobles and elite soldiers.

>>37014683
Yup. Rough shortstack fucking is a miracle of the universe. They get all the benefits of being a chubby, without the increased weight to toss around.

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>>37014468
>mic drop
Boom.

>tfw like small girls
>tfw 6'4
>don't want to ever have a kid with one in case my kid becomes a manlet

Kill me now

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>>37014844
>"And this is where I keep my tall genes." Squeaked snacksize anon. "Far out of reach."

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>>37014791
I'm safe for most rides actually. Shoulder harnesses suck though.

>>37014852
Genetics have a regression to the mean. You kids would be fine.

>>37014844
But how will carry things out of the attic? How will you even reach the attic?

>>37014925
Children aren't allowed on the attic without supervision anyway.

>>37014911
I remember the first time I went on a coaster. I was five and my siblings had to sneak me past the height bar (you know that feel I bet). They thought I must have fallen out of the harness because they couldn't hear me your yelling during the loops. But I was just too afraid to scream like a baby.

so... are shorties desirable now? I can't go after short girls because chads want them now? Then who the fuck is left?

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>>37014924
This. My sisters got a son who's 13 and 5'6 already though he's black so thats a thing.
>>37014925
Some attics have pulley style lifts especially the older style houses around here. It was originally done because the area was crowded so attics became your storehouse for shit but the old fold down stairs had small openings so they had a secondary hatch that was for freight. Pics a shitty example but they look like that.

>>37014613
Not my style, the proportions never work, they just end up being mini-hambeasts.

>>37014791
Nah man, you don't get the appeal. The magic happens when she finally realizes that you actually like her and her shell cracks. Ya know, the whole "tsundere" thing. So damn cute.

>>37014788
>A lot of RTS's have historically accurate bits of info. Also i just like reading up on various histories.

Oh yeah, I know that feel well. Looking stuff up after seeing it in vidya and movies is what got me hooked on history and put me on the path to making a career out of it. (Though it didn't hurt that I grew up with a similarly-afflicted dad in a house with more history books than most libraries.)

>>37015022
Try the one eyed chick with the peg leg

>>37015022
Anon, all you have to do is pick them up when Chad is looking and put them on top of your cabinet.

>>37010571
If they are cunnies meaning little girls, midget women should be killed.

>>37015075
>Using a machine to carry heavy loads
WEAK. No mechanical assistance I will destroy my back like a man.

>>37015115
That's a good way to blow your eardrums. Don't underestimate the shrieks of a snacksize girl placed on the fridge. I'm pretty sure atleast a few of these gremlins use sonar to navigate the forest of legs on busy streets.

>>37015167
da fyck

>tfw no short gf to minimize the space she'd take up in the truck
It'd be nice not ramming her head into the top bunk when she's riding me.

>>37010662
"I'm fine. Unless you wanted me to be not fine so that you could come take care of me and stuff; in which case: *gets deathly sick just to have a chance to meet this fine lady* "

Then proceed to mention something from her bio and shit.

>>37012901
RTS in 2017, disgusting.

>>37015208
unless she's into that

>>37015232
Of course. She'd be so light I could jist raise my hips another 6-10" and pound her brains out.

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>>37015115
>trying to outlift Chad
You dumbass.
>>37015167
We flail too.
>>37015222
Your trips are wasted on such factually shit opinions. Good day sir!

>>37015078
Sure, sure. I said the same thing a couple years back. But you'll pass through that hate at your own pace.

>>37010581

Fucking /thread

OP unless you are fugly or an actual midget you are safe........and even if you are those things there will still be a dude willing to fuck you and he will still be better looking than you

Just be glad you don't have dick and balls because with that height you would be a turbo manlet with no hope

>>37010571
>Asking retard questions
wowe

>>37010612

Even semi-midget grills like OP prefer tall guys

>inb4 butthurt

Its called hypocrisy

>>37015271
>We flail
So do small dogs. Doesn't mean they don't get picked up by every visiting relative at Thanksgiving.

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>>37015371
Keeping a snacksize as your lapdog does sound hilarious. She'd probably bite and scratch you, though.

>>37015232
Man, I dunno what's wrong with me, but I can never get into chicks who like that kinda stuff. I don't seem to be able to enjoy my sex with a side of violence like everybody else does.

>>37015280
Eh, been there, done that, wasn't my thing. I don't mind some light dominance play in either direction, but pain and pleasure isn't my kind of cocktail.

It's a shame I don't like giving it, now that I'm hitting that "mature man" part of my life I'm starting to get a lot of attention from younger women, but they're always into the whole "being punished by daddy" thing, and fuck that bullshit.

>>37015309
>Not wanting your kids to have a chance at the giant lottery
How else you gonna get the gold? Put them in gymnastics?

>>37015408
Have you ever properly -tried- it? I don't think I've ever run into anyone who didn't enjoy giving or recieving atleast some form of it.

>>37015408
>daddy
Shit anon you're giving me war flash backs to a really terrible munch.

>>37015408
look at this faggot, i bet you don't even use razor blades in your lube.

>>37015473
>admitting you use lube with your razor blades
Congrats, you played yourself.

>>37015408
I look like a serial killer, so I really only attract women that want to die anyway. The orgasms they have on the edge of blacking out are insane.

>>37015371
We flail with purpose and like the romans of old we make up for our size with heart and insidious and unusual tactics.

>>37015574
So you bring them to orgasm when what they really want is to be brought to the void?

I'm 6'0 and I am only romantically interested in short girls.

>Tfw the idea of somebodu less than 4'10 is turning you on and you want to add them but don't want to be a fag

>>37015654
Why is height so important a factor?
I only care because if I don't find a tall i like we'll have to do a shoulder stack to reach the pantry.
>>37015574
Aren't you being hunted for pedophilia charges or something? How has some enterprising seth rogan look alike not laid a spike strip for you before serving you a subpoena?

>>37015614
I don't see many Romans around here. Just a gnome trying to appropriate a dead culture. Only she is to short to open the trophy case.

>>37015711
It's just what I'm attracted to. I want to be the tall protector for a short girl, be able to reach things for her, pick her up, etc.

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did somebody say short grills?

>>37015738
>appropriate
They aren't using it and toga's are comfy.

>>37015711
>I only care because if I don't find a tall i like we'll have to do a shoulder stack to reach the pantry.
That and you'd never be able to play pool chicken without one of you drowning. This is assuming that you're one of those hobbits that can swim.

>>37015450
Yeah, I've tried it in both directions and don't get anything out of it. I guess I'm one of those rare True Neutral characters.

I guess I'm just more of a pleasure guy than a pain one. Turning a girl into butter in my hands is a lot more satisfying for me than making her scream, and if she's gonna take the lead I'd rather she just get on top and ride like the Pony Express than have her do some reverse Fifty Shades shit to me. I don't see the point in all the extra bullshit when normal sex is so damn fun. (That's not to say that I don't have my own kinks, they're just more mental than physical.)

>>37015574
That's sort of the way with truckers, isn't it?

Amusingly enough, I'm pretty much the Seth Rogen lookalike that >>37015711 mentions - well, imagine a less Jew-y version with straighter darker hair and you're not too far off, anyway. I live in LA and I've actually been mistaken for him before, especially around the time that North Korea movie came out. I don't think there's THAT much of a resemblance, but the rental car full of tourists who once followed me for several miles to try to get "my" autograph disagreed...

>>37014432
>>37014519
>>37014616
shut the fuck up

below middle height, he was average and below middle height

http://www.napoleon-series.org/research/napoleon/c_description.html

>>37015799
Didn't know they had child size toga costumes at party city.

>>37010571
yh
the smaller a girl is the less likely it is she'll notice my dick is only 4 inches lole

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>>37015815
>rare
I float naturally.
>pool chicken
I'm told they make pic related for that very reason.

>>37015873
They short, not blind you fuck.

>>37015873
They'll be at crotch level so if anything that's the first thing they'll see

>>37015890
>>37015906
But like
In proportion to their body
it'll look normal

>>37015886
I guess they would need them considering the smaller lung capacity.

Shit I think my bant levels are weakening.

>>37015924
Where you born this stupid or did you hit your head on something?

>>37015650
The look on their face when they regain consciousness is priceless.

>>37015711
It's almost like there's no such subpoena.

>>37015834
Unfortunately so. When my hair was long some old coked out groupies would insist I was Kurt Cobaine in hiding. Cut my hair short and grew a long beard and haven't had that problem since.

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>>37015863
You'd be surprised.
Origiro
>>37015924
We get exposed to dicks in the same frequency other chicks do and gain the same empirically based opinions on size.
>>37015951
You're just out of shape. Drop and give me 50 dad jokes.

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>>37015951
Are you going to be outdone by a chicken mcnugget in human skin anon? Take my energy!

>>37015998
So uhh, speaking of size, does that tend to be an issue with smaller girls?

Part of why I've never gotten with a really short girl despite how much I like them is that I'm legitimately worried I won't fit or that I'll hurt them. (I'm not "porn career" huge but statistically I'm probably the biggest any girl I get with with has ever seen, and it was a problem even for my 5'4" ex.)

>>37015998
Like I'm gonna take orders from someone who has to have a booster seat in the humvee.

>>37016028
>Posting worst Yuru
Shit I may be a pain slut who wants to be bullied but even I have higher standards.

>>37016096
Its a variable across the board regardless of height depending on anything from the position to how they're built to how aroused they are to if they like cervical stimulation or not to if they're nervous.
If its not hurt other girls its fine.
Whats not fine is this anons need to overcompensate with a humvee.
>>37016114

>>37010571
Fucking a girl this small is on my bucket list. I want a tiny little woman I can just fucking manhandle and do whatever I want with.

>>37016191
At least I don't need to attach blocks to the gas and brake pedals to drive.

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>>37016178
China is a miracle and if you disagree then you're probably a midget irl.
>>37016191
>hating humvees because you can't reach the pedals from your driver's seat
sad!

Use f*cking meters american fags!

Do short girls fantasize about being stirred up and controlled by tall men?

>>37016209
>do whatever I want with
Might as well wait for fuck bot, at least they wouldn't have to use milk crate to open a window.

>>37016278
No, they fantasize about what could possibly be hidden on the top shelf.

If you're a proportional human being, Id love to date a short girl.

>>37016284
>Might as well wait for fuck bot, at least they wouldn't have to use milk crate to open a window.

I don't want to marry her, I just want to fuck her. Who cares whether she can reach stuff on the top shelf.

>>37016243
China is a pathetic pretender of a bully, who dishes it out but can't take it when someone else does it to her.

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>>37016235
>>37016243
It works fine i swear. No, seriously. If i'm big enough to drive an old tank it should work for a hummer, right?
>>37016268
Go to the fucking moon before expressing your opinions.

>>37016290
We can just climb up there. We're usually light enough it won't break.

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>>37016301
You fool! You imbecile! The real FUG is not what she does to you genitals, but what she does to your heart!

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>>37016345
How is that a bad thing? She's a cutie. She just needs a lot of love.
>>37016352
A "tank"
>>37016373
So what did you find in the land of height and wonder, tinyanon?

>>37010571
Is your birthday the 9th of August?

>>37016352
I doubt you'd even be able to reach the radio dials much less the pedals. And you would die if the air bag ever deployed.
>>37016373
Hope you have ropes and crampons.

>>37016191
>If its not hurt other girls its fine.

It has, though.

I guess girls that are into that are an option, though, I can certainly give it to them in spades if they do. I've been with a girl who was into it, and I wasn't really into her at all but it was nice not having to constantly hold back.

>>37016268
Imperial Germany used meters. The Nazis and Japs used meters. The Soviets used meters.

I'll stick to units that winners use.

>>37012901
I would be ur loving bf desu

>>37016403
I've been in love and it's overrated. I'm just looking for a cutie who'll drain my ballbag and leave.

>>37016408
No a real tank. A place in MN lets you drive it around and run over shit. They prime you on knowledge and history before instruction and let you learn in an FV433 before you drive periscoped in an FV432 before you drive a T-55. You get to run over a car in a Cheiftain and fire various guns.
I think its literally called Drive A Tank. Its like $3.5k though or something.
Also i found some dust and an old particpation ribbon from track and field on the toppest shelf.

womanlets lmao

>>37016563
Its weird. Some girls very much like having their cervix knocked and other very much don't for literally no rhyme or reason. Main issue would be girth really in smaller girls.

>>37016609
That sounds really gay. And not cool gay like Freddy Mercury. Like giving blow jobs to closeted adulterers at a cheap motel boring gay.

>>37016622
I don't have any bullying for that, that sounds really fucking cool.
>ywn drive a tank through a big city like you did when playing GTA 3 as a lad
How did you stumble across this place?

>>37016622
Was it the participation ribbon they have at the hurdles competition?

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>>37016732
>she ran under all the hurdles and placed first

>>37016683

Fucking a woman is gay? That's the exact opposite of what gay is.

>>37016761
If you knew anything about hurdles you'd know th from a they have to be jumped over. But what can one expect from a brat poster?

>>37016765
It's called straight because you go straight for their heart. You would know this if you weren't such a dull homo.

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>>37016813
Sounds like quite a hurdle to overcome for a nugget-sized runner.

>>37012901
I'm 5'10 and I would treat you like you deserve, heightfags are literally retarded.

>>37016850
>Like you deserve
So as citizen of the dwarf vassal state?

>>37016850
>prince of manlets in shining armor addresses his hobbit m'lady

>>37013573
>>37012763
>tfw most pleb of pleb fetish.

forever a pleb

>>37016922
Eat shit and die
N7ggg3r

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>>37016622
I've always wanted to go to one of those tank places, especially since I already have a bad habit of spending stupid amounts of money learning to do pointless things on the off-chance that my life will someday turn into an action movie or something.

I've already checked racing school off my list (pic related) and have been working on a pilot's license on and off, next up are polishing up my shooting skills and getting a helicopter license.

>>37016922
Well at least you aren't some sick fuck who likes to hold hands

>>37016917
>>37016913
I tipped my fedora to you, for I am enlightened in my own superior intelligence. Excuse me, now I must court the madam and fend off swine that would besmirch her honor.

>>37016941
dude just expect that fact that your fetish is shit.

I mean the only fetish more shit than giants is feet.

Fucking bad fetishes man.

>>37016732
It was the 100yard dash but i'll have you know i aced the hurdles. When you're tiny theres not a lot stopping you from making jumps that height easily.

They're almost always fat dwarfmode "shortstacks" if they aren't over 5 feet at least.

Small and thin girls only exist in fiction

>>37017017
I suppose you would be good at jumping seeing as you would need it to operate the elevator.

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>>37016989
Care to stock up on supplies before you leave? The mines of Moria are a dangerous locale.
>>37017017
>When you're tiny theres not a lot stopping you from making jumps that height easily.
Except for the laws of physics, you mean?

>>37017036
I don't eat during campaigns, plays, or work so i almost never eat.

>>37017036
That's bullshit, I know these thin 4'10 twins.
They're ugly and tumblerinas so no one wants to date them tho

>>37010571

When it comes to men, its how you treat them that will determine if they like you. for example, if you don't swallow, i would dump you.

>>37017090
Having a gnome on each shoulder sounds like a good opening scene for a porno.

>>37017069
Don't worry, I have my sword. It's a gentleman's weapon.

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>>37017083
Good. I am proud of you.
>>37017090
Weird. Dunno why I've only ever seen fat short people. Probably because most people are fat in general.

>>37017036
Non-manlets>manlets>dwarfs>dwarf tunnels>the dirt inside the tunnels>Every other trip>the worms inside the dirt>Vyro

>>37017090
I know a pair of gnome twins too, but they're male

Is manletism more common in twins? Is it because there's less room in the womb or something?

>>37016712
I've had a bit of a WWII fetish since MOHAA and i heard through /k/ that it existed and was owned by a collector who's knowledgeable on his shit. Work sent me that way for a few weeks so i made plans and booked.
>>37016947
I've wondered about a pilots license but i unironically have a fear of flying.

>>37017136
How often is the steel in said sword folded if I might inquire?

I just prefer them in between 4 and 10 personally

>>37017211
Over one MILLION times, a true japanese katana.

>>37017199
If you wanted to fly you could just ask someone to toss you in the air.

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>>37017182
At least I rank somewhere on the list

>>37017137
Its easier to gain weight when you're small.

You don't require as much calories, it takes less effort to do shit so you burn less, and every meal is meant for people of average height which is about 1/3rd too much food for you.

If i eat a mcdonalds $1 cheeseburger that's literally 1 1/2 days worth of my recommended calories and 2 1/3rd days my recommended fat and I don't have the average weight of muscle mass to ambient burn it off.

>>37017240
Obviously I'm the worms you dumb shit.

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>>37017237
Verily a superior weapon.

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>tfw no short gf to paint green and play goblin games with

>>37017238
Only aragorn can toss me.

>>37017268
In what world is a $1 cheeseburger half of your calories what

A big mac is like 500 calories and that's a big mac. 1000 calories seems stupidly low even for someone 4'10

>>37017315
Only cause you are too scared to ask the Elf.

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>>37017315
Stop it, I'm supposed to laugh AT you, not WITH you

>>37017308
>choosing the ripoff latina's
Cmon. Even i know thats scraping the bottom of the barrel.
>>37017090
I give you the short person seal of approval to toss those 2 in the trash.

>>37017137
I've encountered quite a few non-fat short girls, but they were all some combination of taken, unforgivably ugly, or laden with horrible character flaws.

Amusingly a friend of mine is a real boob man and dates a shortstack who's been chubby for years but recently lost some weight, and he came crying to me the other day about how her boobs weren't huge anymore.

>>37017199
Fucking hell, I was joking about the ring earlier but I'm starting to think we might be soulmates or some shit.

Back to reality though, have you ever tried flying an aircraft yourself? Being in control and understanding everything that's going on seems to help a lot for some people. I'm kind of that way with some stuff too, I can go drive a race car on track without breaking a sweat, but get nervous as hell riding in the passenger seat of a normal car on the street.

>>37017352
No muscle mass.
Seriously, thats an exponential growth in calories burned the higher the mass goes and average chicks have 30+lbs more than i do let alone a guys metabolism.

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>>37017384
Goblins > Gnomes.

>>37017384
>Surrounding Goblins with trash
Do you want plagues? Cause that's how you get plagues.
>>37017438
Boob fetishists are people who stopped maturing after 15. They can't help being stupid.

>>37017438
Nearly every girl where I live is fat as hell and I wish I was joking. It's why I probably shouldn't comment on stuff like this, horribly warped perspective.

>>37017455
That's fair. Either way, props to you for remaining thin despite the weight shit. Sounds tough.

Then again forgetting to eat isn't overly difficult I guess.

>>37017438
Haven't flown personally yet. Honestly its probably the same deal with riding shotgun.
I could know how it all handles and works and my copilot could have flown that cessna for the past 3 decades and theres no traffic but i still worry some shit like god giving the fuselage a middle finger made of lightning or something will happen and shut it all down even though i know they have those ferrous strips to channel that shit from tip to tail.

>>37017533
So you live in an average north american area?

>>37017530
Yeah, I kind of agree on that. My ex was a 32DD and they were fun at first but then they got old, and she couldn't wear anything cute without looking fat or like a slut. (Mostly in her own mind, but a girlfriend's problems are a boyfriend's problems, if you know what I mean.)

Modestly sized and perky is the way to go... I think, because I've never had the pleasure. I'll take flat over big ones, though, at least that way she'll look cute with clothes on.

>>37017561
Ah yeah, it's kind of hard to get past that kinda stuff. I could give you the usual lines about aircraft safety and whatever but you've probably already heard them, so the best I can say is that I get over that kind of stuff by thinking about how badass I'll feel when I do whatever the thing in question is.

I feel pretty much the same way about trying to fly helos, I've heard over and over again how tricky they are and my bit of sim experience confirms it, and I'm terrified that I'm gonna total the thing as soon as I get the skids off the ground, or just suck and make a total fool of myself. (Which, to me, is almost a worse fate than plummeting out of the sky and dying...)

>>37017921
Flat is best because they can handle bants better. When you meatbags cowtits they get all offended. Not offended enough to stab you though. Which is even more disappointing.
>>37017561
>>37017199
Heights are only scary if you're not moving. It's why sky diving is a fun activity, while stopping the Ferris wheel once you get to the top is a violation of the Geneva convention.

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5'9" here, I'd love a shorter girl, but it's depends on her personality and how she treats me.
I'm pretty much a broken person, so I'd love someone who is not that confident in herself too, so we can rely eachother because we know no one else would.
I'm dying alone, ain't I

>>37018083
>Two depressed hobbits having sex.

>>37010571
I'm 6'2, so it's definitely really short for me.

I find entire aesthetics pleasing, rather than having traits I do or don't like (in other words, anything can look good on someone, except maybe being actually obese). Generally, really short girls are kind of not my thing, but I've seen short many a short qt. Just kind of depends.
tfw no smurf girlfriend to ride on my shoulders

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>>37018178
yes please.
Oreganello.

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>>37010571
>literally a midget

I'm not a mean person, but adults as short as you disgust me.

I'd act friendly towards you, and silently hope that you were removed from my life for being an eyesore.

>>37018070
Hopefully I get to give the whole flat+short thing a try sooner or later.

It's funny, the girls that I get interest from are the tall busty types that most of my friends go crazy for, but they just don't do it for me. I like small and cute, not some porn star lookalike.

I dunno why, but interesting personality and size seem to be inversely proportional, too.

>>37018070
I'd have to try it.

>>37018397
>Hopefully I get to give the whole flat+short thing a try sooner or later.

Luckily for you, your too high up for her to hear that presumption.

>>37018382
Were you bullied in the butt by a gnome or something?

>>37018438
I didn't know Ferris wheels had height restrictions.

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OP you are fucking retarded

One of my coworkers makes jokes about wanting to bang midget girls so much I can tell it's something he actually would want to do, and myself, if I could bang Midna or a yordle I would do it in a heartbeat

Short girls are super adorable and when they try to be sexy it's extra hot and cute for some reason.

>>37018539
The issue is finding people that don't treat you like a kid or patronize when you're sexing.
You're rearing to go and they drop a bomb like some weird combination of daddy fetish and little girl and now i'm the driest desert in the world and blueballed.

>>37013337
>NY
You're Chinese, aren't you?

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>>37018479
Nope. Midgets just disgust me. I don't like seeing them.

Midgets are fine if I don't have to see them.

>>37018893
Are we playing a game of guess the halfling realm?

>>37018893
Nah.
>>37018933
1 guess left and i win whatevers in your pocket.

>>37018916
So just wear a blind fold while they bully your butt, I don't get your anger.

>>37018963
Oh uh lets see, uh Filipina?

>>37014616
>leaving the original search at the top to make it obvious

>>37018963
>puerto rican
I'm so sorry, you never had a chance.

my oneitis is about 4'10" and I'm 6'2"+ slenderman.

>>37018916
Just look straight ahead and you'll never see them anyway. Might have a few bumpy steps.

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>>37010571
>tfw 6'4" and into short women
>tfw only tall women like me
>tfw normie-looking robot master who can't hold a proper conversation to save his life so it doesn't matter either way

>>37018797
>driest desert in the world and blueballed.
Which is it you damn hobbitposter

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>>37018979
It's like how many people are disgusted by certain bugs or other animals. It doesn't mean they are angry at them, they just don't like seeing or being around them.

I'm the same way, but with midgets.

>>37019091
I wish it were that easy, but this only works when they are close-up; which is very undesirable. I don't want to be standing that close to them.

>>37018963
Jew?

I'm half, and my aunt and grandmother were both <5' and thin, plus there's the whole NY thing to add to that suspicion.

>>37019005
>>37019009
I already said i'm not a latina of any stripe.

>>37019158
>pinoy
>latina
Confirmed for autistic asian. Korean? Vietnamese?

>>37010571
To me, they are preferred.
I like petite girls

>>37019134
Both. I wanted sex and now my shits dried up so I can't even masturbate after i kick you out.
>>37019156
Nope.

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>>37019153
>certain bugs
I like your style, midgetpunter.
>>37019222
We've been over this. You couldn't kick a dent in my socks even if you tried.

>>37019188
>korean
Winner.

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>>37019269
Knew it, I could smell the macaroons from all the way over here. I bet you go to paris baguette/tous le jours every week.

>>37012901
This is pretty true. My girlfriend is 4' 10", and I treat her like a kid, but sometimes it's because of the person. She acts like a kid.

>>37019305
I go to my room and play RTS's unless it involves guns or explosions i'm mostly not interested.

>>37019323
That wasn't an outright no.

>>37019312
Do you give her timeouts on places she can't get down from without a ladder?

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>>37010571
When I was on tinder I had to put on my profile that I was 5'1 because on first dates the guys would tell me how surprised they were because of my height. They thought at least 5'5, one said he thought I'd be 5'8 ffs

>>37019247
Oh you better watch out. She might pull out her dick punching box to stand on.

>>37019323
Fucking hell, you mentioned RTS that many times and it took that long for anybody to guess Korean, we're all idiots.

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>>37019410
S-scary!

>>37019387
We got high Tumble skills as a racial trait. We only take 1d6 non-lethal for most rolls if we make the concious effort to jump.

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>>37019415
>>37019269
>>37019323
More like /k/orean am I right?

>>37019506
So like bugs ? I've never seen a bug get splattered from falling out of windows, treetops, you name it. What's the deal with that? Only a windshield or my open mouth on a motorcycle seems to do the trick.

>>37019507
>QT mini roof Korean

Fuuuck, stop tugging at my heartstrings, damnit.

>>37019557
We're light enough that our inertia at terminal velocity is only rated at 1d6 non-lethal damage.
Your car is some obscene shit at 60+mph so thats a lot of dice. >>37019601
When it Happens i'll be like those small gurhka ninja's in the concrete jungle keeping uncles cornerstore safe from dindus.

>>37019833
How are you going to topple a 6'5 dindu as an out of shape nugget of 'tism? Pepper him with superior dwarven metal?

>>37019957
I'll be a roof monkey. They let me have bows here.

>>37019970
Are you even strong enough to pull back the bowstring all the way?

>>37019970
And yet even on the roof you'll still have to aim upward to target properly.

>>37020003
I practice with an 65lb draw but i own an 80 too.

>>37019269
Fuck do you look Korean or are you a white looking Asian

>>37020106
I don't know?
I'm pale from being inside though.

>>37010571
Can't visualise how short that is but yeah