Redpill me on sucking dick

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Big, aesthetic dicks are rare. You're going to end up with some fat fuck holstering a pencil dick and end up crying. Stop being prision gay, men aren't 2D like your fap source.

>>37008080
i have a 7.25 and it's thick and veiny. I cum heaps and im straight so no faggots will ever have the pleasure of sucking it.

onli sugg the bigg

>>37008153
>im straight
So your post is irrelevant, don't quote me for your boring musing.

>>37008223
lol dude i'll quote whatever i want and say whatever i want too bad

>>37008153
That's average anon and not that big.

Does it curve too?

Why are you acting like your dick is special?

Oh and, neither will any girl have that "special" pleasure.

>>37008342
a girils already had the special pleasure tricks on you. it's straight. also it's very obviously above average. im acting like my dick is special because it's literally in the top 97% percentile for men. or something like that.

also im just fucking stroking my ego here and i slightly get off to teasing gay guys cos im like a little gay myself i suppose.

>>37008002
it honestly doesn't taste great and isn't particularly comfortable
just if u wanna make them feel good

>>37008080
This. I once had the ultra rare luck of finding a cute trap who liked fat losers. Even her dick wasn't very pleasing. I got little joy out of sucking it.

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It may be gay

>>37008002
Dicks smell BAD

>>37008584
Stop interacting with bad hygiene people

>>37008456
No one cares about your gay dick faggot

>>37008712
ur mum sure does tho

Put your lips over your teeth when you deepthroat. Its going to feel like you look stupid but you don't, and you have to do it.

>>37008002
OP is a LITERAL faggot, I can't believe my eyes.

its fun. feminists say its degrading but it really isnt

>tfw 6.5" microdick
g-guys
do i have any chance

>be femboy
>tfw tried it after years of fantasizing
>really disappointing, guy was kinda chubby and really hairy and dick didnt look that great. left feeling really awkward
>still can't stop fantasizing about it
>put up some ads online
>get talking to another femboy
>seems pretty chill, we talk about dressing each other up and he says i can practice sucking his dick anytime
>nervous as fuck for some reason so kind of on the fence about meeting up

should i do it /r9k/? he seems like the pretty ideal person for me to try it with, but i'm nervous as if i haven't done it before. but it could be really fun to be dressed like a slut wearing his cum as a trophy

>>37008002
only faggots suck dick op/

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>>37010110
You better not "blow" this opportunity.

>>37010155
youre probably right, ive been looking for someone like this for long enough, and there's literally no reason to be nervous if i've done it before

god damn it why do dicks have to be so attractive and why do i want to be covered in cum so bad

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Anyone have the boipussy red pill?

>>37008080
i might have been lucky but 3/4 dicks i've sucked so far were very aesthetic