/britfeel/

>>37005068
>Lads, decidez im finally leaving the vird. The sheer happiness Ive fwlt sknce ive come to the decision is enormous. Gomna get my thoughts together and wrote some shit down and then do it tomorrow or tuesday. What should i avoid when breaking up lads? Obviously domt blame the bird, but dont be 'its me not you'.

Pure mad origimal lads.

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Such a comfy day today, you can't see in the picture but it's raining nicely

just got a new job lads, how much do i need to be earning to rent a place, im gonna look for some place with rent around 500-600, im currently earning 1128 a month

is it possible to make someone happy

>>37005714
Briefly, yes.

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>tfw you finally don't fuck up the spelling of britfeel
>Put 'Monday' instead of 'Sunday' as the day

>>37005714
Depends on how big yer willy is

>>37005773
Why can't you do anything right?

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Good morning lads, what are you doing up at this hour?

I'm off to wageslavery soon, not looking forward to it desu~

>>37005773
I didn't even notice until you pointed it out lad~

>>37005532
Good shout lad. Dont really wanr to remain feiends but would like it to not be horrible if we bump into each other. I mean 5 years together id like it not to be awkward if her parents or mine meet or whatever because weve got close.

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Anyone care to redpill me on our armed forces, Help for Heroes, etc? It seems to me that in a post-conscription age, you'd have to be a gullible, destitute psychopath to go anywhere near the army.

>>37005776
small, i dont really use it

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Oh, it's great being Measles, Mumps or Rubella in a white neighbourhood

>Parents wont DARE vaccinate against you

*infects schoolchild*

>You get to infect EVERY child within a 10 metre radius with your contagious...

*Cuts to hospital ward full of sick patients*

>>37005840
Just home from work lad. Nights are best shifts. Top bants. Plus the QT blue haired 'goth' girl called me cute.

>>37005881
This is the only one of these that's actually made me laugh

>>37005893

What do you do a night shift on?

I only did a week of nights and my sense of time was destoryed

"I remember doing this, but was it 10 minutes ago, or 24 hours and 10 minutes ago"

>>37005924
fast food place lad.

Good bants, works okay, we get fucked because we're always given little staff so do double dayshift work with half dayshift staff. But a good team and you can nail it while pissing about and having a laugh.

Nightshift takes a goos month to get the mind set. But once you do ots best. That said nights isnt for everyone.

>>37005859

And with a few exceptions that's exactly who joins lad.

>>37005997

I'd have thought it would be easier at night in a fast food place.

Unfortunately, my night shift was at a place requiring extreme physical labour, so it was hell but I think I'd love a comfy night shift at somewhere more relaxed

>>37006027
Given the store sure. But ours is really bisy. Especially over the weekends. Plus we do all the deep cleaning, stocking up, getting the presets ready for next day, serting up the breakfast stuff while dealing with cunts wanting main menu, dealing with drunks and the skeezy night folk and underage chavs.

>>37005687
Depends where you live. Some places are high, some are low. Do your research and don't get ripped off more than you are already for renting.

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"There will never be another serial killer"

People say this as a result of advancements in technology and widespread CCTV, but 17 murders remained unsolved in London alone, including one outside a tube station in central London

http://www.blog.murdermap.co.uk/unsolved-murders/unsolved-murders-in-london-2016/

How is this even possible with forensivs and CCTV etc?

>>37006018
Any interesting literature on the subject do yer know?

>>37006301
Luck? Probability? Maybe they know where the blind spots are. Maybe they're cyberpunk hackers who can infiltrate the systems. Maybe they're watching you right now.

>>37006301
arent most killers caught because they knew the victims?
random murders are probably still at least kind of difficult to solve

>>37006301
Not enough detectives. The extra pay for being one has been slashed, the workload has multiplied due to workforce cuts and it's impossible to get promoted as there's only ever one or two detective sergeant jobs/force and they've started taking graduates in directly at Inspector level so you need years in actual policing not investigation to move up the ranks.

They don't get solved because there's just too many to solve. Plus loads of police keep getting sent to Portugal to look for Maddie McCann.

>>37006544
By 2020 you'll need a degree to be a regular poiceman.

>They don't get solved because there's just too many to solve. Plus loads of police keep getting sent to Portugal to look for Maddie McCann.
Just put the parents in jail and be done with it...

>>37006643
>Just put the parents in jail and be done with it...

If you can prove they did it, then maybe you should be solving these murders

>1 cup of rice is only 220 calories

Can that be right lads?

1 cup of rice makes a shit load of rice.

>>37006700
What cup are you using?

>>37006700
Thanks for letting me discover that Jewgle has a rice calorie calculator tool.

>>37006735
A measurement cup.

I'm not being stupid and using a mug or something.

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The more I watch Oz the more I wish I was in a prison gang.

Just me and the lads hanging out all day as glorified NEETs.

Sounds comfy.

>>37006643
>By 2020 you'll need a degree to be a regular poiceman.

It's looking a lot like bachelor's level, if not the actual qualification, is going to become baseline for education in the UK generally.

>>37006782
Fuck. I'm screwed.
>tfw too intelligent to be smart

>>37006797

Not really, it just means that relatively few people will be leaving education before age 21.

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literally me r n

>>37006309
Read that Alexander Blackman case. About his time over there.

>>37006903
GET OFF THE RAILROAD!
This is why so many men are opting out of all that crap (while women blame them for there not being any good men around).

>>37006766
desu prison is pretty chill most of the time as long as you're not a drug addict (and therefore getting into debt to angry second generation jamaicans)

>>37006903

Once you hit a certain point, and you are indeed rapidly approaching it, the step dad (or just become dad very quickly) thing becomes something close to inevitable.

Despite what you might think reading r9k there are still relative few women out there who can/will willingly bypass their genetic hardcoding

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>>37006903
I think I'll go down the single forever route 2bh.

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>>37006903

Aren't you forgetting an option?

>>37006963
What about all the Muslim gangs in there now?

>>37007049

Largely confined to HMP Daily Mail.

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>>37007006
You forgot the most important and likely option.

>>37007049
Keep your head down, don't start chanting EDL slogals and they're fine.They keep to themselves because the drug gangs are more dangerous

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>>37007095
Oi, that's my spot.

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Chinese word of the day

"Meal"

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>>37007126

>Eat rice

good advice

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Yanks pay $100,000 to go to uni for this

I've been eating rice for every meal for 2 days and I'm already depressed.

How do Japanese do this all their lives?

>>37007237
They're all shorter and more compact than us so the ice is used more efficiently

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug9oc-mg4e0
0:59
>"I'm classed as a sexless robot"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8r5_guPGxI
5:23
"We formed a sub-strata, a secret society, below the radar of the norms"

Is he /ourlad/?

>>37007237
Are you eating the rice with anything?
They have different side dishes for every meal that goes with rice, you know.

If you're poor get some furikake at least

>>37007303
Yeah beef and chicken.

I've orderd some furikake couldn't find it in tesco

>>37007334
Are you doing it to save money?

Here's a few cheap meals to make.

http://cookieandkate.com/2014/spicy-kale-and-coconut-stir-fry/
http://cookieandkate.com/2014/quick-vegan-chana-masala/
http://cookieandkate.com/2014/super-kale-pesto-recipe/
http://cookieandkate.com/2016/spicy-vegan-black-bean-soup/

>>37007385
Save money and lose weight.

I've been able to buy enough food for 2 weeks for 11 quid just have to hope it doesn't bore me into ordering a takeaway.

>>37007385

None of those are meals, they contain no meat.

>>37007404
Buy dried chickpeas, dried black beans, lentils and tinned tomatoes in bulk and you'll eat for pennies.

>>37007385
>Cheap meals
>"Hey buy all these fucking spices at 2 quid a pop"

>>37007423
>Buy dried chickpeas, dried black beans, lentils and tinned tomatoes in bulk and you'll eat shit for pennies


Edited for great truth.

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>Food is one of the few things in life that brings me joy
>Is also making me fat
>Need to give up one of my life's joys to not be fat

>>37007446
You buy them once and you can use them for ages or you buy the fucking plant and leave it on your window sill.

>>37007469
>you'll eat shit for pennies
Only if you're a shit cook.

>>37006903
it's great looking young. i'm in my early twenties but i look about 16-17 i could pull girls easily if i wasn't such an anxious, depressed little bitch.

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Listening to futurefunk lads.

>>37007504
>Only if you're a shit cook

Or enjoy eating food suitable for humans.

lads will I look weird if I go to the paki shop to buy a small can of beans? could do without judgement tbqh

>>37007589
Are you white? Or Paki?

>>37007597
white
hence why I don't want him to judge me

>>37007630
Why would you care about being judged by a paki?

>>37005637
Looks nice lad, I envy you. Rain had already stopped when I awoke :(

>>37007645
because they have no right to look down at me?

>>37007589
Who would judge you for buying beans?

>>37007654
just beans though?

>>37007671
So buy a pint of milk and some bread as well if you're that worried.

They don't fucking care as long as you're handing over money

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Got the highest score in the club at the archery competition yesterday lads.

>>37007691
t. paki

not wrong am i

>>37006301
>'unsolved' in London
In other words the pakis that killed some white girls after raping them won't be named as this Government love to protect them. Thank you mummy May, thank you.

every so often a cat will scream

>>37006544
>Plus loads of police keep getting sent to Portugal to look for Maddie McCann.
Kek, what a load of bollocks. Want to source how a significant amount of coppers are wasting their time in Portugal? Of course you don't, cuck.

>>37007879
she gets more police resources than every other missing person case

>>37007879
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-39246538
>Madeleine McCann police funds extended for six months

They keep sending detectives there to "investigate critical leads"

Maddie McCann is white privilege, millions spent just because she's a cute white loli.

>>37007918
More like her family being extremely well connected in elite political circles

>>37007279
In the first video he goes on a about a load paytriarchy rubbish, as if men haven't done all the work for thousands of years

>>37007931
They got those connections by having a cute white loli.

>If a girl is too old to be called "Xiao Jie" Miss. Or too young to be called "nu shi" Madam. Use "Mei Nu" Beauty to avoid offence. "Hei Mei Nu"

Imagine if you greeted white girls with "Hey Beauty" you'd be arrested for vocal rape before you'd finished your sentence.

>>37007547
how cute are u

zzzzz

>>37007970
Not if you were Chad, numale.

Who is your Newsfu?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPwKZomVTXg

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>>37008054
keeley donovan lad

hello where britfeel discord

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Tarot

fuck, lads

I have developed a big thing for korean chicks

how do I go about getting one of the koreans at my local uni (that I don't attend) to be my gf?

Got a comfy as fuck seat on the train down to the big city, lads. I'm right by the door so everyone assumes there'll be a seat alone further down the carriage and leaves me with the spare.

>>37008697

REEEEEEEEEEEEE SOME TART SAT THERE LITERALLY 3 SECONDS AFTER I POSTED

>>37008697

You mean you're in the crips & grannies seat?

Edgy!

>>37008709
train karma

Did you try explaining to her that you need that seat for all of your autism?

>>37008717

I've got a ticket for this seat, lad. Wouldn't even move for a crip or granny (female)

>>37008709
Lol get wanked, cunt.

>>37008754

All hail the Edgelord!

Bask in his Spergling radiance....


Bask, scum! Bask!

>be suffering from depression
>getting bad lately, suicide feels like the only option due to the death of a close friend and family member in quick succession
>feel totally alone, my girlfriend keeps withdrawing and being totally absent in my time of need
>sometimes tells me that my depression is causing her stress and problems when she never tries to help, never lets me talk and never lets me vent
>majorly considering suicide
>fairly sure while i'm all alone braving my darkest time since i recovered from drug addiction and weekly suicide attempts she's out 7 hours a day either sucking another guys dick or "emotionally cheating" as some psychologists put it

Give me one fucking reason not to end it, I am completely alone in this fight

No friends, no family, a girlfriend who is completely emotionally unavailable

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>>37005881
Oh my fuck, my sides they're fucked

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>look at the rota for this week
>tfw 25.5 hours

Quite annoyed desu lads~

Attractive young girl: "Nusheng": School girl

Attractive guy: "Shuaige"; Elder brother

What did the chinese mean by this?

>>37008862
oy da patriarchy!

>tfw Sunday
>woke up at 10am
>been sat on the toilet since then
>75 minute poo

Can I just say the /britfeel/ OP image has helped me threw some tought times event though I don't post here?

Thanks a lot, gy=juys.

>>37008808
Your shit girlfriend is making you so much worse. Bin that cunt quick.

>>37008906
If I do that I'll have nothing left at all except my problems and a chance to relapse

She might be emotionally cold and messing me about but to her credit if she weren't there, I'd be back to drugs in seconds

Loving her is the difference between loving self destruction, but she makes it just as hard emotionally

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>>37008862
>tfw shuaige fucks mad nusheng and I'm a khv doing fuck all

>take shower
>go out and in my room to get toothbrush and other misc shit, left the lights heater open and door closed
>this 5'5 closet homo polish retard jumps out of bed and directly rushes to the bathroom

seriously hate this fucking homo

>>37009040
>closet homo
why?

>>37009071

he has"a wife" but he acts like a faggot.

takes forever to shower and picks the worst times, spends 4 hours a day in the kitchen and uses a fucking apron, absolute faggot in terms of wanting the place to be clean even though hes in the communal areas 13 hours a day and everyone else maybe 10 minutes.

puts sticky notes whinging about cleaning which we all ignore.

>>37009040

Why do you have a Polish homo in your bed

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Time for shitty breakfast
Total cost 0.61 NEETbux

>>37009154
Its not like cereal and milk are that expensive.

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>>37009154
Mammy made me porridge again

>>37009168
good cereal (aka palpable cereal) is very expensive

>>37009183
>palpable cereal
aka sugar filled shit.

Nothing wrong with Corn Flakes

>>37009154
Stop drinking fizzy shit nigga

>>37008754
What about a granny (male)?

>>37009205
I will take your advice on board, and completely ignore it.
Thank you for your concern.

>>37009154
>cola for breakfast
sort yourself out m8

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>when you've had breakfast and a shower before 12
Couldnt find an appropriate pepe but feeling good.

>>37008808
You sound like a cunt desu, no one wants to deal with another person's shitty baggage. Not only that, but you irrationally think your gf is cheating. Also how does one make weekly suicide attempts and yet still be alive? What are you counting as an attempt? Scratching your arm with a pencil?

When you sit back and reflect it really blows your mind that England is flooded with pakis. Why did these meek, submissive people just accept it?

>>37009113

shared house.

im alone in my room but i know that faggot literally starves for a chance at human interactionl

>>37009259
What white man wants to work 24 hours, 7 days a week in a smelly corner shop?

>borrow for honor from my brother
>have some fun playing it, main nobushi
>brother comes in eventually and watches me play a match
>autistically starts talking about how im not a good tactician and have no combat sense
>win the game, then show him the statistics that say i win most of them
>says im still shit and have no battle awareness
>takes the game back

whats his problem, lads

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>>37009154
Cereal for me m8, kinda wish I was having ravioli instead. I want some meat

>>37009259
Why do you pride yourself on hating other people who just want to live a peaceful life?

>>37009259
We have less than Germany, % wise and in sheer numbers. And people forget most of ours came over here to work.

>>37009290

>Lidl Ravioli
>Meat

lol

>>37009309
Germany has been overrun by smelly Turks for years

>>37009288

I suppose there's no way you can have a local match against each other these days.

What kind of food should I try?
Already had a full english and some black pudding

t. JF

>>37009287
Poles will kiss your feet to do that, no need for pakis.
>>37009294
I don't, nice project.
>peaceful life?
What happened in London mate? These 'peaceful' savages just want to see the world burn.
>>37009309
>Less than Germany
Wow it's fucking nothing. They can't have festivals without muslims assualting women, that should NEVER be the standard. You sicken me, when you hear about the countless paki child rape gangs do you just smile and think 'atleast I'm progressive'?

Gonna have some eggs on an industrial scale lads, what you up to?

>>37009367
>These 'peaceful' savages just want to see the world burn.
About 90% don't give a crap about those extremists and just want to be left alone.

>>37009259

Woman you have it bad for binging on Asian spunk then?

Too bad, lad. Too bad.

>>37009343
why is this?

i tried to play a fighting game with a friend recently and the only options were online play, or playing against ai. there was no option for a local match, it must be so easy to include too

>Tfw you pull out a really long and thick nose hair

I've been brushing it on my lips for the last 10 minutes, something about just how thick it is makes this worth it

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>hurr looks like this thread is a little too comfy for my liking

>>37009382

Bread, comte, salami, tomato and coffee.

>>37009409

I don't know m8, probably so they can sell everyone their online service.

>>37009387
10% is fucking ridiculous. Why do you lot think we should tolerate dead native brits because it's part of your culture to kill us?
>>37009403
>Paki trying the nignog 'muh dick' approach
Tragic

i'm a virgin and so is my girlfriend. she wants to wait till marriage to have sex.

pure girls do exist lads

Ah he's calling everyone a paki again. Awesome.

>>37009430
>Tragic

It probably was, by expect she's enjoying greasing some Mohammadan pole. Rather than copulating with a flabby Stormfag.

>>37009458
>Please, I BEG YOU, believe that white women wants pakis
Tragic.

>>37009430

What's this "us" shit?

Spit out the boot boy cock you're sucking and speak for yourself lad.

>tfw wasting my weekend watching star trek and peep show.
Hate work, never do anything outside of work.

>>37009483
>What's this "us" shit?
White, native brit people, a race that can actually be civilized. Why don't you shitskins learn that instead of eating mud and hurting people.

>>37009254
How am I selfish when I never talk about myself and she talks about herself all day because she doesn't want to talk about me?

You're just a bitter cunt who's jealous even an ex-addict with major depression like me could get a girlfriend I bet

>>37009490
>watching star trek
What series?

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comfy weather for a walk this morning lads, keeps the gnawing loneliness at bay for a couple of hours

>>37009500

You can't reason with them anon, you're wasting your breath.

>>37009500
>White, native brit people,

No such beastie exists. Thankfully.
They'd probably be really boring.

>>37009526
The fact they're here means they have some intellegence. I can't let these savages keep ruining our country.
>>37009527
Leave Rotherham once in a while you inbred paki

>>37009526
I agree, us white nationalists are to smart and logical for their tiny minds amirite lads?

>>37009524
Next generation, I'm on the 3rd season.

Would anybody here like to become friends? We could get a little friendship group going

Keep saying paki and I will dox you. That is all.

>>37009254
ALSO furthermore, she keeps seeing her ex for hours on end and won't answer texts, calls, ANYTHING, so no, I'm not paranoid, I'm likely correct

Suck a dick, cunt

>>37005881
Top effort, this. Could be the best so far

>>37009549
Yes, but I don't think online things don't really work out.

>>37009549
Yes, lets do it. Post email.

>>37009549
My conversation skills are god awful. Doubt I could befriend someone who didn't share my interests desu.

>>37009549
>>37009623
didn't anyone tell you lads not to give out email addresses to asian sex offenders

>>37009549
i would, but i dont want a little clique to form like when people make discord groups, little friendship groups within generals ruin them

>>37009631
edgy but inaccurate. I'm in zero offenders list.

>>37009549
tried a britfeel discord before, it was the biggest fucking mistake of my entire life

>>37009643
Don't you like hearing about Kent and the orbiter who buys her games? What about the waifuposters, such an interesting lot.

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>"Just having a catch-up with this one"

>>37009409
Local co-op: sell one game. Online co-op: sell eight games. You tell me.

I tell you what though, Umbrella Corps or whatever it was called would have been infinitely improved by local. As it was, it was a massive waste of money even though I got it dirt cheap.

Kinda want someone to dare me to tell my family I'm transgender right now

>>37009780
Post pics of yourself
C

>>37009409
whatever fighting game that is is doomed to fail since most fighting games tend to live off their offline fanbases who organise tournaments for the game

>>37009780
I dare you to tell your family youre mentally ill

>>37009785
Hilarious

An imposter replied to my anon post

>when my mum was my age she already had 2 kids and was pregnant with me
>tfw im 20

>>37009810
>imposter
Don't start this again cumskin. I want a fucking transgendered friend.

>>37009826
Paki?

>>37009828
>cumskin
Pretty insulting since I'm honorary white

>>37009826
my mum was 18 when she had me. granted i was an accident and my dad actually punched my mum in her stomach to try and make her miscarriage but obviously he failed kek

Who let the /pol/tard in?

It reduces the comfy lads and I've got a Sunday hangover.

Tripcode ending 'fEG' is fake
Tripcode ending 'cUG' is real.

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>just wanked to nigella for the fifth time today
help

>>37009943
My classic trip to further confuse things

>>37009549

Come to the Swan & Castle in Oxford and I'll have lunch with you (or any britfeeler for that matter)

>>37009943
This is getting sad now. Don;t know why you all gang up on me,

>>37009954
Whoops

Let's try that again

Nice business cards lads... who online makes 'em?

>>37009974
Clean white finish

>>37009974
I've made the last two britfeel images, the original guy got fucking lazy.

>>37009984
>Clean white finish

say wut?

>>37009974
Do business cards still exist?

>>37009943
You were correct btw

#TransLife

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Was pronounced not-psychotic at the psychosis intervention meeting the other day. My dad reckons anxiety is a "catch-all term for not very ill at all". Thoughts?

>>37010038

Umm... Yes.

origami

>>37010045

He probably thinks people with clinical depression need to watch a couple of episodes of Only Fools & Horses and go for a nice long walk in the country... Amirite?

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>>37009951
Nah lad you're doing God's work. Keep it up.

>pls mummy nigella beat me like a bowl of eggs

>>37009549
i'm shit at making friends both online and irl i never know what to say then i just end up thinking how much of a failure i am.
i'll give it a miss ta lad

>>37010081
Uncle Albert's shit himself again.....youuuuu

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subtle remidner

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>In town
>Finally work up the courage to try and talk to a random girl
>She doesn't speak a word of English
>O-oh nevermind
Well at least I tried.

>islamist priest wants to ban christian football celebrations

FOOTBALL ISNT EVEN THEIR CULTURE WHEN HAVE MUSLIM COUNTRIES EVER DONE ANYTHING IN FOOTBALL

>>37010122
What happened to the other fake image?

>>37010143

They're sounding more based all the time lad.

>>37010163
>ruining are culture is based

>>37010143
I'm sure it's halal when they do that stupid allah celebration like Demba Ba though.

>>37010193
>>ruining are culture is based

Where to begin?

>>37010193
>football
>culture

Maybe if you're a chav but for us regular folk it's just men who failed their GCSE's kicking a ball around a field.

>>37010222
What do regular folk think about the countless paki child rape gangs all across England? Very progressive I'm sure.

What sunglasses should I get guys?

>>37010222
>regular folk
>everyone in england likes football

fuck off spacker

>>37010233

Zap them with muslamic ray guns, lad.... They don't like it up 'em!

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>get called a goldfish because my memory is appalling
>had a dream where I set my phone's lockscreen to my benis
>George Costanza was also in it
Post waifus.

>>37010251
you really are a dirty slut

>>37010275
proper gay, have less of that on our thread lad

>>37010237
gargoyles

oriiorieo

>>37010237

Mine are polaroid and of a similar style to those sported by Jake & Elwood Blues.

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>>37010275
Like you've not had weird dreams, anon.

Would love to be able to cook

I'm so utterly hopeless at it though. First you have to gather a bunch of obscure ingredients in the supermarket that takes around an hour. Then you get home and realise there's a ton of other shite in the instructions like 'baking parchment' so you have to go back to the shops and get it

Then you have to fucking measure it all out with scales. The instructions are complex as fuck too

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Very long time since I touched boobs lads

Just wanked to some big, hench paki bloke drilling some tiny blondes pussy. Do I need to hand in my citizenship?

Turn 30 tomorrow, really dunno how to feel about it.

I'm officially turning old and am still a complete fucking failure and a loser. I have nothing going for me.

No education, unemployed for 9 years, can't drive, no relationship prospects.

Everything I was planning fell through and I came down with a choking cough & sore throat a couple of days ago.

This is all on top of my dad dying a couple of months ago too...

>>37010334

Probably want to stick to recipes of the "pot noodle" and "rustlers burgers" food groups then lad.

>>37010233
Well as you mentioned, at the moment we don't have a count but when we do I'm sure the guilty will be dealt with.

Now tell me more the destruction of our culture. As someone so invested in our culture I'm sure you must be a very passionate creative.

Do tell me more, even a brief synopsis of what you define as our culture would be lovely.

Don't keep me waiting, I'm positively enthralled.

>>37010363

Did he leave you anything decent in his will lad?

>>37010363
I turned 30 recently. Pretty rough mate wish I could offer some advice. Sorry to hear about your dad. How have you been a NEET for so long?

>>37010394
>I'm sure the guilty will be dealt with.
Why? Multiple Rotherham and Birmingham child rapists are now free, enjoying white childs arseholes while you explain how it's really tolerant. Cuck.

>>37010334
What kind of stuff have you tried to cook so far?

>>37010361
You can stay as long as you give evidence when the trial comes up.

>>37010423
>enjoying white childs arseholes

Aren't they more sort of pinkish?

Anyway lad, you should ring the police and tell them where this is all happening.

>>37010395

Nah he was more than broke

>>37010396

Been on ESAbux since 2010 for anxiety, depression, avoidance. That kinda shit.

how many robots make it to old age? are we all destined to kill ourselves?

>>37010453
>Nah he was more than broke

Bummer.

>>37010462
>how many robots make it to old age?
You see the guy on his own drinking in the pub? That's us.

>>37010462

I'm smoking and drinking as much as I can tbdesu

>>37010462

This place isn't that robot-y.

Just mellow and maybe a little whiny.

The odd /pol/tard drops in outside school hours, spells atrociously for a while, calls everyone a paki and then buggers off again.

>>37010453
>Been on ESAbux since 2010 for anxiety, depression, avoidance. That kinda shit.
When was your last assessment?

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>>37010462
Dunno about any of you but I kinda live in the vague sense of hope that one day my life will hit a low that I just have to pick myself up from, and that's when I'll make something of myself. As opposed to this somewhat comfortable, sustainable but depressing stasis.

>>37010462
Very few. Most cave in and end up marrying a woman with kids or an asian.

learning latin
it's a waste of time

>>37010533

Relatively recently but I just got another WCA form in the post so I'm going to DIAL on Tuesday to fill it out.

I want the paki pedos to leave.

>>37010563

That's an interesting point of view, lad what brings you to this conclusion?

>>37010423
>while you explain how it's really tolerant
I don't know how you could've came to that conclusion from my post. I've heard that really special fans of football can be invited to games, it's worth asking your guardian or carer to look into it.

I'd also appreciate it if you could pinpoint where I said that, or even where I inferred it.

>Multiple Rotherham and Birmingham child rapists are now free
The last time I checked having sex with children, consensual or otherwise was illegal. If you have any information that may aid the police I'd give it to them right away.

Now, could you answer the rest of my original post; as I mentioned, I'm enthralled.

>>37010565
Shut the fuck up. We are very tolerant in this country, pakis raping anon's little sister is part of their culture! Now get on your knees and wank along with everyone else.

>>37010533
>>37010564
>ESA assessment
Haven't been on it for years but it did permanent mental damage I reckon. One of the worst experiences of my life.

What do:

Chinese takeaway: Expensive and fattening but delicious

Stirfry: Cheap and healthy but not as delicious

>>37010617
Takeaway.
It's the weekend, lad.

>>37010613

About a year ago they cancelled my ESA because the guy doing my assessment lied about literally everything I told him.

He wrote down that I "showed signs of anxiety & depression. fidgeting, not making eye contact, mumbling words"

Then in the next sentence he wrote "anon maintained eye contact throughout" when I looked at him maybe twice in an hour for a grand total of 2 seconds.

Had to appeal for like 3 months to reverse the cunts lies.

>>37010617

work on your stirfry skills then it's cheap, healthy and much more delicious.

No quandary.

>>37010565
>>37010596
>unable to have a conversation about it so we'll just shitpost amongst ourselves

Hmmmmmmm. The thinking I'm doing is out of this world.

I'm going to play devils advocate and assume that whilst discussing the social side of "British culture" you lads would talk about bravery, justice and democracy.

So why don't I see you lads promoting this conversation amongst your "unaware" peers?

Don't you have a moral obligation, as champions of white Britain, to save us all?

>>37010670
Seems like you can never replicate that proper chinese takeaway taste.

Plus I feel like chicken dough balls and some chips can't do that without a deep fat fryer.

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Ever since buying an Audi I've realised I've become *that* audi driver that spends the entire motorway in the fast lane at 90mph flashing their lights for slow cars to move.

It's not our fault though 90mph in an audi feels like 60 in anything else

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>>37010698

That's because you don't put this in your food at home.

>>37010698
>Seems like you can never replicate that proper chinese takeaway taste.

No, but Chinese (or any other) take away tastes like muck compared to well prepared home cooked food.

>Plus I feel like chicken dough balls and some chips can't do that without a deep fat fryer.

No, true, you cannot.

>>37010738
Where can I find this? I've looked everywhere in Tesco and Asda

>>37010222
>failed GCSEs
You new Frank Lampard has an Iq highee than carol voldermon

Also, dont be pissy they focused their talents elsewhere.
If you have akills at something why do something else?
Wouls.you be little a mathamatical genius for going into the world of mathamatics?
No, why pick on someone who is a sports master going into the world of sports.
Nothing worse than snobby cunts turning their nose up at people because they choose lofe over education and make more money.

Different skill sets lad. I get shit for dropping out of school and becoming a mechanic.

I earn 43,000 quid an hour. My brother with his degree makes 19,000. 'bur hell get a better pay when he gets moved up' 5 years later my pay has risen each year. His hasnt.

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>>37010251
>tfw, absolutely loving sleeping dogs. it's them armoured trucks HK55000 per truck, got my Mo locked down as well.
>spot a truck
>pull handbrake spin round and chase the fucker down
>gain entry to the cab
>show the driver the exit
>reverse over the cunt so as to leave no witness
>destroy all cops in sight
having a quick spliff then i'm getting back to it desu,

>>37010764
Really should proof read before posting. Fucking phone posting.

>>37010764
Mechanics make high hourly rates but you're not working every hour. If you have no customers you're making 0/hr

>>37010759
Chinese/Asian supermarkets sell it. If there's not one near you, you can get it on Amazon

>>37010764
Did you really just write that long ass post because you're upset /britfeel/ hates pakis? I know a few countries that love your kind mate.

>"hahahahah man kick ball"

I thought you were at least about this /britfeel/

REEEE I want to watch peep show but iI can't create an account.

what killed your interest in football lads?
this did it for me: https://youtu.be/MusyO7J2inM
it's just so meaningless

>>37010789
My local Tesco has an Asian food aisle with all kinds of shit but doesn't have MSG.

It's such a staple in chinese food I have no idea why.

>>37010764
This is a parody of those bitter handmen/mechanics who dropped out of school isn't it.

>>37010759

Knorr Aromat is an MSG spice blend. You'll find it in supermarkets okay.

If you want bulk MSG go to an Asian shop.

>>37010805

All the shit refereeing decisions. It's just exhausting when you watch a competition for months and one team wins because the ref gives a dodgy red card.

>>37010738

I love that shit, people tell me I make the best roasted vegetables but all I do is sprinkle that with a little paprika and pepper on it. I don't know why it hasn't caught on more.

>>37010811
All the crap bad publicity about MSG being some sort of ultra harmful shit additive probably has a lot to do with it. Funny thing is if used properly in moderation it's no different than seasoning food with salt.

>>37010805
>meaningless
So is basically every form of entertainment.

Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red,
Who came riding to Whiterun from ole Rorikstead
o

>>37010845
People who need a low sodium diet can eat MSG so sounds like it's more healthy than salt.

>>37010805
>it's just so meaningless
As is skit shows. And everything else.

>>37010764
>I earn 43,000 quid an hour.

Not sure I believe you

>>37010764
>43k an hour

lmao

>>37010764

TL/DR
Tard likes other tards, does not admire non-tards.

I've driven past my local football stadium enough times when a game has been on to see that the average football fan is degenerate filth.

>>37010863
Meant year.

Truck.mechanics is a fucking con lad. Big companies need those trucks running or they lose money.

>>37010764
I was generalising of course, given that most footballers are, or at least used to be, working class.

Lampard would've been sent to the best schools because of his dads money.

He's an outlier and very obviously not indicative of footballers.

>>37010883
Full of filthy pakis?

>>37010867
I bet you like that ponce stephen fry and think hes the pinnacle of smarts.
Hes not, hes a pissant thief/poof and witless.

I bet you guys hating football probably listen to metal or 'alternatie' music like Animal collective, read science fiction or 'deep philosophical books' like sartre.

I know.your kind. Think youre better while wasting away, alone. B-b-but my 2:1 in the arts.

>>37010363
things can change lad, i didn't have a full time job till i turned 30 i was NEET for nearly 12 years. also didn't move out of my mums till 36.
sorry to hear about your dad, mine died when i was 14 and desu it still hurts

>>37010931
>hes a pissant thief/poof and witless.
You forgot nonce. Fry is a fucking nonce but it's okay because he's gay and it's VERY progressive.

>>37010901
>working class area
Man sees an out he takes it lad. Sports is easier for poor than education. Poor people are always left behind at schools while they focus on Timothy and Elizibeth.

>>37010925
Nah """"whites""""

Using quotes because they barely register as human.

>>37010931

Please lad, a 2:1?

Give me a little credit...

Lads, does anyone else believe our country is entering another recession? Or is it just me

Government won't mention it because they know it leads to lack of consumer confidence and worsens it

>>37010964
Seems like recessions are a meme

Never noticed the last 2

>>37010959

But they're pink!

>>37010959
Brain dead whites are much better than the paki dogs we're forced to live aside desu.

>>37010939

What job did you end up getting? It's nice to know that you can still make it after 30

>>37010979
I don't see why you're bringing up pakis. Low class whites are just as bad.

>>37010975
>Seems like recessions are a meme

Able to access the WWW, still this dense.

>>37010996
>Low class whites are just as bad.
Wrong rasheed.

>>37010888
You realise 43K isn't that much right?

>>37010962
>he got higher than a 2:1
Lad, uni is for pissing about, getting shagged, doing illicit drugs and parties.
You didnt actually go to lessons and study, did you?

>>37010964
>does anyone else believe our country is entering another recession?

>another VAT rise on the cards
>income tax for the rich not being increased

Now you've got me paranoid.

>>37010964

yeah that's why they want an election now before the shit hits the fan

>>37011010
>uni is for pissing about
t. 2:1 recipient

>>37011007
It is when I didnt spend 36k just to go to school to earn a shitty a job that pays less and have to pay back said 36k plus whatever other student aid loans i have to take to get by.

>43k not much
Really lad. Isnt the average 25k.
Feel like its way more than enough for me to live on.

>>37011022
Haha, check this nerd out lads, he actually fucking thought his time at uni wasnt about connectiobs ratger than merit.

What a melt.

You that jobseeker that was on thw bews that found an attachnebt on hrr interview ketter saying 'offer interview, seems like it good be a good laugh if not much else.

>>37010975
I defiantly saw it, half the buildings in town are now to let or boarded up.

>>37011080
Is this post supposed to be in English?

>>37011095
nah lad it's obviously baitese

>>37011080
>getting shagged
you're a bender

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>the uni faggots are back

>>37011022
>t. 2:1 recipient

Lel!

>>37011095
Is your maw even enhlish pal, shes had so much paki dick she's have muzzie.

>>37011051
>Feel like its way more than enough for me to live on.
Do you live with your parents

>>37011127
Wasn't this the last week of term or something

would explain it

>>37011080

Patently a languages grad, but for us lowly monoglots could you post again in English please?

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>go out last night
>get hit on and told I'm attractive by multiple guys despite never getting a complement from a woman in my life

>>37005380
Diet anon here, just had a small bowl of (co op brand) cherios and semi skimmed milk

>>37011184
get one of them to dress up as a girl for you and fuck them, never mention it to any one, not even /britfeel/

>>37011199
>semi skimmed

what a gay lord

>>37011162

>Haha, check this nerd out lads, he actually fucking thought his time at uni wasnt about connections rather than merit.
>What a melt.
>You that jobseeker that was on the news that found an attachment on her interview letter saying 'offer interview, seems like it good be a good laugh if not much else.

Sorry, majored in post-modern techniques of 20th Century Algiers. I was taught under one of Mr Burroughs teen sex slaves of the 60s

Hes non-white so you know hes a good lecturer.

>>37011184
>tfw the only time a guy has hit on me was some fat paki

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>>37010363

You're the second anon in as many months

>mfw britfeel is shifting from 'mostly late 20s' to 'mostly early 30s'

gonna have a shower while the house is empty

Morning lads. Not really sure what I'm anxious about currently but it's there. Probably just the thought of living like this for 60+ years. Gonna check facebook to see if I missed anything important because if I'm already anxious it can't get that much worse.

any of you lads fancy sitting on muh fat chub?

>>37010363
>I came down with a choking cough & sore throat a couple of days ago.

I came down with it on Tuesday, today is probably the worst day, I very rarely get sick in summer.

>tfw gonna have to visit mummy and tell her youre getting a divorce
Bricking it lad, leaving the wofe was easy, mummies fonna be so disappointed and ashamed.

>>37010964
>does anyone else believe our country is entering another recession?

Yes

but this time the tories can't blame it on labour or the EU, hence they call for an election now.

My advice to all the lads ITT is invest into skills (a language, apprenticeship, work experience, TEFL course anything) you can find work with, the pound and the property market could combust in the next few years time.

Picked up some of that knorr aromat from morrisons. Thanks for the tip.

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>Wonder why I haven't seen any new vids of a pornstar I like
>Look her up
>She got tatoos
>Dyed her hair
>Became a fat FUCKING HOG
Bloody hell.

>>37011230
>Sorry, majored in post-modern techniques of 20th Century Algiers.

Any good Merguez recipes, lad?

>>37011286

I know this feel, about avoiding telling parents things, that's why living alone is so nice

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>>37011290
>My advice to all the lads ITT is invest into skills (a language

This is good advice, I suggest Mandarin

>>37011330
I don't get the underpants. Why does it say pink all around the band? It's not even pink.

>>37011330
hate myself for this but i want more

>>37011330
>tits arent even that big
disgusting

>>37011369
>tyw I have a D in GCSE Chinese
Could barely speak a word of it now.

>>37011380

Holy shit that thing is hideous, but the 'pink' refers to the singer, not the colour

>>37011342
I make a mean merguez beanpot.

>>37011253
>tfw you realise this trend will only continue
>"Just turned 50" posts soon

>>37011351
Yep. Going round tomorrow to break the news. I never even told her when we were having problems.

To be fair it took me a year to tell the wife i was done.

I just dont talk to anyone about personal stuff. Excwpt anons on an anonymous image board.

>>37011465
why did you cheat on her