The best things in life are free, /r9k/.

the only things in that image I experience are laughter and sleep, and the second one is getting more difficult

>>37004812
that's exactly what a poorfag neet would say

>tfw all you have is sleep

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Looks are everything
Ffn

>don't have any of those things
>don't have money to enjoy the non free stuff either
why shouldn't I just end it all?

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>>37004812
I fixed it OP
You're welcome

>>37004827
>tfw all you have is sleep
I know, it's fucking horrible how divorced I am from normal people's lives. All those other things are completely normal and in no way exceptional, and yet here we are.

>>37004812
>the best things in life are free

>hugs
You need to spend time and effort to find someone willing to hug you. I'm sure I'm not the only one here who has picked someone up for a date, paid for everything and was rewarded with a hug and a "you seem really nice, but..."
>smiles
Fair enough, smiles are easy to get if people are laughing at your expense. Many robots have nothing to smile about except for video games or a spicy meme every now and then, but those gradually stop making you smile as much
>friends
Time/effort to make friends
>kisses
Yeah, good luck getting these for free
>family
Family is not exactly a positive aspect of everyone's life
>sleep
Need a good, comfy bed or at least a couch (not free). There's also such a thing as shitty sleep
>love
See: hugs/kisses, requires significantly more effort (and money)
>laughter
See: smiles
>Good memories
This is different for everyone I guess, this is the only one I can't really argue about

Most of these things are free only if you've already unlocked them, and there's no guarantee they remain permanently unlocked.

>>37004981
this got me g00d

>>37004812
>hugs
>friends
>kisses
>family
>love
>good memories
hmmmmmmm

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>>37004812
So is cancer.

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>>37004812
>when you havent been hugged or kissed in a long ass time, no one loves you, good memories are so distant they are fading, family is all normies that im positive look down on me, and you have insomnia

>>37004812
Well you can tell that to the birds and bees
I want money

>>37004812
dying of laughter until your sides hurt is one of the best feelings desu. up there with a good orgasm (from masturbating, obviously). sucks that I don't get to experience it much.

>>37005456
>dying
>I don't get to experience it much
people generally only die once or twice per lifetime...

>>37005658
figure speech, sorry for not being clearer. I have not died more than once due to laughter.

>>37005456
my eyes water when I laugh which really pisses me off and makes me not want to laugh ever

especially because I wear glasses, I have to take them off and wipe my eyes

it's embarrassing and annoying

>>37004812
Free doesn't mean everyone can have them.

>>37005757
People always say mistake me as actually crying, when I'm actually laughing.

I cry a lot when I laugh, even when it's a short chuckle my eyes water. I always found it weird that some people laugh a lot, and their eyes only shed a single tear. I know I'm in the minority though.

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>good memories
all of my good memories are from 5+ years ago. Since then it has just been either mundane garbage or bad memories. The only good memories I have from the last 5 years are heavily associated with awful things so they're ruined.

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>>37004981
>tfw isolated self from all of my shit friends who only hurt me, only talking to good friends who care for me and my well being as much as I care for theirs
>tfw genuinely happy
>tfw no longer suicidal after edgy phase
>tfw parents still happily married
>tfw never been molested
>tfw gay so no bitches to ruin my life
>tfw every day is a gift

>>37004827
>tfw i have sleep and laughter (thanks to 4chan)

>>37004812
>hugs
Nice if it's with a cutie
>smiles
I couldn't care less less if I or anyone else smiled
>friends
Mixed bag. Can be good, can be bad
>kisses
Overrated, worthless unless you also fuck the person
>family
Family sucks
>sleep
Ya, i guess this thing I have to do to stay alive is pretty nice
>love
Bad meme. Love doesn't exist, at best love is a bunch of chemicals in your brain trying to force you to reproduce
>laughter
Sure? It's nice but I can think of dozens of things I could buy that are better
>good memories
Yeah I remember being happy when I was a small child and life hadn't raped me yet

I'd rather be a billionaire who could blow money on drugs, hookers, good food, entertainment, etc

>>37006151
you're very sad

>>37004812
The entire left side is not free

>>37006151
wow what an edgy faggot

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>>37005981
I know that feeling anon, wish the best for your day!

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>>37004812
>love
>free

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>>37004812
Nothing in life is free, you swine.

>>37004812
>The best things in life are free, /r9k/.
yet the necessities aren't

>>37004812
Video games aren't
Food isn't
Clothes aren't
Gym membership isn't
Water isn't
Comfy house isn't
Cute girly clothes aren't
An internet connection isn't

>>37004812
normies get all this free shit no wonder they're so happy

>>37004812
>""""""""""free""""""""""

Lets go over it
>hugs
Nobody is going to hug a poor person
>smiles
Nobody smiles to a hobo/NEET
>kisses
And women sure as shit don't wanna kiss them
>friends
Only rich or attractive people have them, and I'm not attractive
>sleep
No sleep for you, wagecuck
>family
Enjoy raising one without money
>love
Enjoy woonig a woman without expensive gifts
>good memories
Of working 60 hours a week to scrape for living
>laughter
At the absurdity and obsessive consumerism of modern society

>>37009970
yeah, the poor are so shitty and ostracized nobody likes them hahaha

>>37009970
>being this deluded
Poor people too have friends with whom they exchange gestures of platonic affection. Don't project your failure on everyone else.

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>>37005981
>isolate self from all my bad friends
>no friends left

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>sleep 4 hours per day
>laugh about my own jokes or things on the internet
>don't have the rest

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>>37004812
>good luck keeping in touch with your friends after childhood without spending money on entertainment/acohol
>maintaining family costs a lot of money
>good luck finding love when you're broke (works for women though)
>Hugs, kisses, laghter, smiles require one of the above to be the best
>Good luck getting a good sleep without a bed that costs money
>Your good memories consist of one or more of the above so money also needed to be spent

>>37004812
Free if you're not a loser*