Midget feels

>>37004772
Even midget Chad has pain in his eyes

IKTF, I'm only 5'10

>5'8
>lost the step stool and can't reach the top of the fridge
I just want some cereal guys, I'm so hungry

>>37004803
>tfw have to use a mini fridge

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>>37004772
Literally just go live in the woods. You can dress up like a dwarf, get real muscular, and learn magic. FFS OP, it's not like everyone gets this opportunity in life. Uhh, I wouldn't trade you but you should go for it anyway littleman!

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Lmao fucking midget
Post a pic of yourself

>>37004872
Why though?
Thus is orignsl pst

I'm really into size difference/domination sex. Must be hot for you, even an average girl can easily overpower you

>>37004772
How originally small is your original dick?

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The ultimate manlets. I can't feel bad for them since most of them usually have gf's. So in the end they still do better then me.

>>37004772
Who is the better midget, Peter Dinklage or the guy who played Mickey on Seinfeld?

>>37004772
>tfw I accidentally broke a headlight off a midget's car
>tfw he got really angry but knew he couldn't do anything to me so I just walked away

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>>37004802
heh

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>4'1
>everyone knows you and comes up to you when in public
>going to the shop to get one thing takes 2 and a half hours
>parties are a nightmare, someone always gets too drunk and fucks with me making everyone (including me) feel awkward as fuck and uncomfortable
>just want to live a normal life
>tfw genetic freak and there's no hope
at least kids cloths are cheap

>>37004772
>cant go out in public without everyone staring at me, wanting to tske pictures, calling me a hobbit etc.

Seriously? What kind of assholes think that is ok? I think I've seen a midget in real life only one. My reaction was, "holy shit, a midget. I've never seen one outside before." I'm kinda glad I have never spoken to one. I'd feel like a dick looking down at one.

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I'm a " tall" woman and I always thought Dinklage was super hot. I even saw him once in Toronto while at the gym. It was pretty neat, but I was too shy to ask for an autograph.

> although book Tyrion is way more complex and interesting and if it weren't for Stannis, he'd be my husbando.

Anyway, OP, I'm not going to pretend I understand the feeling of putting up with that shit everyday. I can sympathize in that I can tell it probably fucking blows. I was shocked at first that people would actually patronize you in that way in public, but the more I thought about it, the more it made sense.

> greentext stories?

Again, this probably doesn't mean much coming from someone who isn't small, but the bright side of being under estimated is that no one expects you to surpass them. It's a rabbit and hare type situation - you use their low expectations as a means to get ahead.

Best of luck to you, OP. If you want to greentext, I'll be monitoring this thread.

>>37004772
where do you meet midget girls? are there midget communities?

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>mfw 6'3"
Granted, standing head and shoulders above one's middle school classmates was a mite awkward - puberty hit me fast and hard,
and I shot up like a weed (with a rapidly descending voice, to boot) - but it feels pretty good these days.

>>37005480
> coming into a thread w a literal midget to brag about his height
You don't have a lot else going for you, do you?

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>>37005506
Not really, no, save for the genetic lottery.

Blind as a bat, though, so there is that.

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>>37004772
Tip one, if you don't live in a big west coast city, move to one
Post a pic please, you can blur your face

>>37004772
If it makes you feel any better that guy in your pic slays 10/10 pussy and I'm alone forever and average height. So you'd probably still be a loser either way

>>37004772
lol look at his lil pants haha

at least you arent a literal cuckold, like Anthony Birch

>>37004881
I know everyone will probably think this is fake now but i dont have any pictures of myself or a camera to take them with

>>37005878
Hey, this >>37005100 got me interested.

How has being short affected your hang ups sexually?