Which body type do you prefer, /r9k/? Thicc MILFs always do it for me.
>tfw no mama gf
>>37004218
I like lots of different ones, but a thicc milf would be nice if she pretended to be my mommy
>>37004304
>into mommydom
>disgusted by the thought of fucking my real mother
>>37004218
holy shit OP keep posting this you just revived my lewd folder
>>37004864
the artist is Inkerton
I'm okay with pretty much anything that isn't obese or extreme skellyman mode
I'm partial to short chubby girls, and girls with short hair, and slender guys
>>37004875
here's another original1
>>37004875
sheeit thanks senpai
>>37004903
and another one original2
Do I have the OK to post men ITT?
more women it is I guess
why is it that threads always die right when I post
am I shadowbanned
>>37004921
knock yourself out
>>37004982
>am I shadowbanned
no
>>37004218
the one in the mirror
neat
now to find some pictures of guys
/r/ing pictures of cute men, drawn or otherwise
>>37004893
>tfw short, chubby, and have short hair
>>37004304
I wanna be a mommy gf so bad, I just want a bratty son bf who will push me around sometimes, but then settle down and suck on my titties
Only I'm petite as fuck, not mommy shaped at all
Feels Bad Man
>>37005134
You could have a bratty son bf in like 30 minutes if you really wanted one.
Something like this.
>>37004218
A mommy gf is good too.
>>37005063
I have a couple friends of that build
I don't know if I like that body type because I know and love them, or if I got to know them because I like that body type, or neither
What I do know is that I hate myself daily for sperging out when one of them wanted to suck me off
Anyway. You're beautiful anon. I'd certainly fuck your face if you asked me to, because now I know better.
>>37004218
you're supposed to want them skinny and young (legally so) so that after you've gotten to know them for a few years they'll be perfectly primed for babby
>>37005134
Tfw ideal gf
Tfw ur a neckbeard though
it's unfortunate that this thread is so monotonous and free from storytelling and conversation
>>37005342
>skinny and young
post an image of what you mean, if you please
>>37004218
Slim.
reiojhei
>>37004218
Pic related.
>slim
>not short
>moderate tits
>nice ass
>flat stomach
Fatness and shortness are my two biggest turnoffs.
I'm a liar
there's tons of conversation now I was tabbed out blox blox
>>37004387
Yea, I agree. But holy hell, MILF's are hot. Just the body type this you normally think of when you think a MILF. Chubby, thick, if not a little taller than you. Medium/Short hair. I seriously love that. Considering I'm only 5'1", this is seriously a huge turn on >.<
tight athletes is the way to go tbhwa
>tfw no mommy gf to milk me to sleep
>>37005218
Not one that lives nearby and that I'll find attractive. Online conversation is all well and good, but I want to be touched
>>37005378
Might be a better rate than being a scrawny wannabe mommy. I can't even feed myself, how can I provide for a son
>>37004982
ONLY REddit shadowbans you fucking faggot
people just don't like your contributions, lurk moar
>>37005519
>Not one that lives nearby and that I'll find attractive.
60 minutes.
>>37005447
I feel the same way about the height thing, but unfortunately I'm 6'1"
however, on the rare occasion I see a thick girl taller than me, I get all half-lidded and dumb. Thank God I've never had to talk to one, I'd have a fair chance of fainting
>>37005455
forgot about athletic types! how could I
For me I like thick/chubby girls with a large ass, wide hips, thick thighs, chubby tummy, and small/medium breasts
>>37004893
short hair is goat
>>37005332
I like being bullied like this a lot!
skellies are cool too
not even half as sexy, but cool
>>37005636
speak for yourself m8
skellies are hot
>tfw no discord mommy gf
>>37005547
How am I supposed to find a slightly chub slightly built bratty asian guy who wants a scrawny mommy gf in the Houston area
>>37005655
glad someone feels that way
funnily enough I have more images of 3d skellies than I do of 3d buxoms
>>37005633
>bullied
well it's a good thing you're into filling your mouth with cock, because you don't seem fit for talking. I pay you a sincere compliment and you call it bullying? You must be an airhead or something, just like that Galko.let me know if I'm being too mean
>>37005769
oh god i'm going to die this is kind of exactly what i love
>>37005725
By actually trying? That's a good start.
I like tiny bitches.
>>37005786
Well frankly you're a dream. Short hair, short body, chubby, and a glutton for punishment? We'd get along for sure if we met. Unfortunately I'm in Southern California and you're surely in Michigan or Australia or some shit. That's okay, we can still chat. post an email or tumblr or something
>>37005873
[email protected]! please feel free to!!
>>37005725
sckreeee
Sceney tumblr girls with ample bosom and azz. 10/10 I'd orbit
>>37004864
>>37004875
I think I corresponded with that artist in /v/ a few years ago. He was posting OC and I critiqued he should make the butt hips thighs shaped with a slight bend just like in >>37004387. I'll try to dig it up.
>>37004218
THICC mommy gfs are the strongest female race
>>37005951
>implying Indians are even human
>>37006189
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>>37006066
I guess the fireden.net archive doesn't have posts that old. Nevermind.
>tfw no thicc oni-chan gf
>>37004218
Question then OP, why are overweight/fat people typically disliked? Are there just not enough fatlovers around, or they're not vocal enough to make a difference in social perception, or is it social conditioning independently of innate preferences (some guys won't be seen with a chubby girl even if that's what they like bc status)?
>>37007293
I think there's a difference between overweight/fat and thicc bodytypes. Thicc bodytypes are fat but in all the right places (breasts, thighs, ass). Fat/overweight bodytypes are fat in places where fat doesn't look good (tons of facial fat, flabby arms, double chin, large stomach, etc).
>>37007293
I'm not OP but am similarly inclined
Excess bodyfat is indicative of poor discipline and bad health, so even though I think it's delicious, I still imagine fat people are layabouts that can't cook. Also many fat people are too fat, to the point that their adipose makes their faces look unappealing. Also also, lots of fat girls don't collect fat in the right places unfortunately and are rectangles of chub rather than that beautiful motherly shape that we would all ravage.
You are right that some people don't want to be seen with a fat partner, I think every chubby chaser goes through that phase, but I don't think that's a major factor. Your third guess is the only one I think has any merit. There's plenty of fat lovers, even among my normie friends, though they wouldn't be caught dead going after one. I hope it's because we're young and they're in that phase.
>>37004218
I prefer children
Tall skinny black girls do it for me. sometimes white even.
The thought of pounding them with tender love and care into the warm bedsheets and cream pieing them, legs spread and up in the air as they moan in ecstacy gives me the hardest of diamonds.
Thicc Milfs really get me going too OP
As short as possible (without being an actual dwarf or whatever) and reasonably skinny. Tits are optional but small>saggy. A bit of thigh meat is nice.
Legs and thighs are a dangerous combination
>>37007758
>combination
I prefer legs without thighs
Smol breasts, big ass, thighs, wide hips. Pear shape basically. Height isnt important.
>>37004387
Easy, I just see it as fucking other people's mothers.
>>37005278
That's my girlfriend's body. Two years ago she had all of that minus the belly. I liked it that way... Now she's just kinda.. fat.
>always had chubby girlfriends
>be skinny
>wonder what it's like to be with an actual fit girl
>eventually get with a fit girl who does ballet
>turned out to be too skin and bones for my taste
>found another girl with a little more meat
>just reminded me of my body; felt like I was fucking myself
>>37004218
I'm so desperate I'd fuck any girl. If I had to choose one though I'd probably choose a petite girl with small boobs, puffy vulva and either blond or red hair. I'd cum within seconds of such a girl just standing naked infront of me.
Any fatter than this is fucking nauseating
>>37004218
Literally any girl desu :(
No guys tho >:(
best parts of thicc plus best parts of fit
>>37008990
Post pictures dude
>>37009030
WHERE ARE HER VAGINA
>>37009084
On my face. High five.
I really like chubby girls with cowtits.
Petite;Lithe.