Hello wagie, I hope you really enjoyed your day. Monday is coming

>>37003174
Can you play this neetie boy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S33tWZqXhnk

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>tfw starting new temp job at a call center on monday
>tfw only thing I am looking forward to is all the roasties and having air conditioning.

Come on uni start already so I have an excuse to not be working.

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>>37003174
Ah, a fellow master of the guitar. I just got done playing smoke on the water. I'm trying to decide whether I should play nib or whole lotta love next. What do you think?

>>37003370
I truly appreciate the mighty guitar riff of smoke on the water. I think pictures of home would be a good song to follow up such a masterpiece with. I truly appreciate the driving rhythm topped by Ian Gillan's sweeping vocals

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>>37003174
Hey NEETards don't you have to go take a haircut or something?

>>37003789
Hush wagie we have all day to go to the barber shop.

>>37003884
>implying I am a wagie
Hahahahahahaha. I am one of you. And even I see how pathetic you are.

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Sorry but I can't be bothered to talk with anyone until I've had my morning coffee. You see, it's very important for me to have my cup of coffee before engaging in any sort of talkative business so please refrain from addressing me in the meantime.

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>>37003174
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>>37004030
C'mon guys you know the rules. You mustn't speak until I have a cup of joe

You might speak after I have my first cup

>>37003370
Pos some of your stuff buddy

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neets get certified pwned every time the haircut meme is posted, how much longer until you troglodytes abandon this thread in autistic rage like you have so many others?

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>>37005209
Thanks for reminding me, wagie.
*opens blanket, revealing ripped physique*
Grab the razor, I believe it's time for you to give me my daily "haircut"

>>37005209
not quite a neet anymore but when i was I just bought a pair of electric clippers off amazon for 20 bucks and buzzed it down to 1/8" every few weeks

ANOTHER DAY

ANOTHER HAIRCUT


AYOOO

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>>37003174
This continues with an epic guitar solo.

>>37003210
>call center
You fucked up.

>>37003174
Why get a haircut everyday?

>>37007254
Can someone please explain the haircut everyday meme and why it makes neets so mad?

>>37007278
I saw the image of the guy that shut a neet thread down, but I don't get it.

>>37007368
Do you have that image? I wanna see

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>>37007380
Have an original lookie

>>37007402
Ooooooh i get it. Do you get it, anon?

>>37007368
>I don't get it
Really?
He said everyday he goes to the barbershop

>>37007402
That's kind of upsetting. I liked the neet threads and their satirical smugness. At least i think they're being satirical.

>>37007438
That's it? I thought there was more to it.

>>37004030
Sorry but I can't be bothered to talk with anyone until I've had my morning hair cut. You see, it's very important for me to have my daily trim before engaging in any sort of talkative business so please refrain from addressing me in the meantime.

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they say it takes 10000 hours to master something. That's how long your typical wagie spends commuting in a decade.

>>37007459
It's mainly making fun of inconsistencies in what neets say they do. I think. I'm a brainlet so i might be getting it wrong.

>>37007497
How long do you spend at the barbershop?

>>37007514
I haven't cut my hair since grade 6. I'm not a narcissist.

>>37003174
And while I'm out earning myself a living, doing productive work and chilling with my coworkers you sit around your moms basement, eating cheetos in your stained underwear, either whacking off to kids or making fun of the 95% of the population that isn't autistic, all while the computer chair struggles to hold your weight.
Yeah, nice meme NEET.
/thread

>>37007526
Ew. You prolly look gross.

>>37007530
Least they're getting haircuts.

>>37007526
How's seventh grade going so far??

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>>37003174
TFW i used to be neet master race, but i didnt enjoy it cause i felt ashamed and was blue pilled.

now i have to work and realise that all the money is literally for Mr Goldstein and his accountant Mr Lee

MFW i fucking never have a good time doing anything fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck !!!!!!!

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>>37007542
>wow NEETs get haircut fucking losers lmao
>wow NEETs don't get haircuts fucking losers lmao

normies are actual double digit iq

>>37007560
Difference between going everyday, getting it cut occasionally, or not going at all. Too bad you're too stupid to understand that.

Oh well. Another day another haircut

>>37007560
The coffee meme isn't as funny as the haircut meme tbqh. The coffee one feels kinda forced.

>>37007627
I get the haircut meme but can somebody please explain the coffee meme to me now?

t. brainlet

>>37007457
To an extent it's satire. For those actually on disability, the NEET life is godtier if you don't give a shit about socializing and whatnot in person with other people. But for most anons who are NEETs, they live a shit life. I mean take a look at all the NEET feels threads that get thrown up on a daily basis. Now on the other side of that, you have minimum wagecucks making threads about their problems, too. Basically, it's shit on both sides for the bottom feeders of this board, ya know, people who work at McDick's and people mooching off their parents until they get kicked out and shit like that. I guess what should be taken from these threads is that the free time NEETbros get versus minimum wagecucks is amazing. But at the same time, you should be relatively productive with that time, hence the NEETbros posting satire about what they can do with all that time.

>>37007674
It's a play off the thing that is unironically said by some normalfags where they say that they aren't "awake" before they have their first cup of Joseph. The meme is basically taking the piss of that.

>>37007550
>Implying neets do get haircuts.

>>37007998
Everyday apparently

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wagies lose their minds sunday evenings