Robots how many of you can get laid on this sim? Post resul

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>>37000949
>Sorry the Bedroom is off limits
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37000949
tried twice. failed both times. I play alot of sims so im used to just being able to spam a certian action to get results and then move gradually up a ladder.

i got l-laid a-anons what if i try the same exact shit i did with a real roastie?

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>>37000949
REEEEEEEEEE I WAS DOING SO GOOD KISSING HER AND TOUCHING HER HAIR FUUUUUUUCKKKK

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Im "too nice" for a roastie bitch

Fuck that gay earth

>>37000949
This is infuriating and not super realistic. First of all, I had no idea what a cabaret was, second of all, I didn't know that the dumbass wouldn't fill up the car while he went inside.

Terrible.

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Wat? The bitch suddenly kicked me out of her house after we were dancing and kissing passionatedly. The hell? If this how women act IRL I don't want any of that shit.

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hang on i've literally never been on a date but are these really the only two options after introducing yourself and hugging her?

>>37000949
This game was made by a turbo autist

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bitch wouldn't let me use the bathroom

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You autists need to learn how to b urselfs

>This is way too awkward! Some gentleman you turned out to be. THE END
there is literally nothing wrong with following someone into the bathroom this game is low tier bait

>>37002882
>every fucking meal option is steak
>you bring budgie smugglers or board shorts to a date
>arianne doesn't read non-fiction
>calls you weird for saying she looks pretty during dinner

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I cannot say I am displeased with this outcome

>>37000949
On my third try I got her to fuck my character until orgasm, even got to spend the night and got a 10/10. Too be fair I did alternate between outcomes with the back button. Never played a sim like that before, kind of strange, but interesting.

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>>37000949
i got to touch her ta tas and she liked that but then she said she wasnt in the mood to be naked. thats not even fair

This is so frustrating. The game keep disconnecting.
Robot, go to the convienence store when you can, buy beer and drink it at her place.

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Thought I was doing well but i guess not

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Wtf?!

JUST!

>>37002882
I read on /v/ it was made by a girl.

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>>37000949
>press the back button
>create an alternate sequence of events that fucks with the game
>repeat until she opens the door naked
I am beyond this roastie.

why do I always end up with a blank page?
fucking thing suck

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Fuck!

So close! If only I was better looking.

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Even in a virtual game Chad has to cuck me

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Who knew correctly guessing the apollo 11 landing spot could get you laid.

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welp that ends that I guess