SAY THAT IN YOUR LANGUAGE

>>36997643
also

"Don't talk to me until I've finished my coffee."

>>36997643
"I am a drug addict who cannot function without a fix, but it is ok as it has become widely socially acceptable and encouraged" - English

>>36997643
"Don't talk to me."

and

"Don't talk to me."

>>36997643
AY MANG FUCK OFF MAYNE I AINT HAVE MA KAUFWE YET SON SHII

halt dein maul

>>36997643
Mujse baat nehi kaar jab tak me heroin pita nehi

Kanker op, eerst koffie

No me hables hasta que me haya tomado el cafe.

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>>36997643

watashi ni hanasanai yo mada kohei wo nonimasen

thats perfect japanese. I speak it, muhfuggah.

whut.

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Ne me parle pas tant que je n'ai pas eu mon cafe

>>36998742
So do you use subs, or do you find original recordings of animu?

>>36997643
Swedish

Literal:
Prata inte med mig fOrrAn jag har haft mitt kaffe.
Regular:
Prata inte med mig innan jag har druckit mitt morgonkaffe.
(Don't talk with me before I've drank my morning coffee)
O = o with dots, A = a with dots
>>36997653
Literal:
Prata inte med mig fOrrAn jag har slutfOrt mitt kaffe.
Regular:
Prata inte med mig innan jag har druckit upp mitt morgonkaffe.
(Don't talk with me before I've drank up my morning coffee)

>>36998742

that's not right at all.

>>36997643

suka blyat' nahuj

>>36997643
Fuck off cunt until I had me cuppa

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Please don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, you know how I can get

>>36998751
The average french person will say:

"Parle-moi pas tant qu'j'ai pas eu mon cafe."

>>36997643
Parle moe pas avant qj'aille mon cafe esti

>>36998742
koohii wo nomu mae ni hanashikakenaide kudasai

Don't talk to my wife's son until he's had his coffee.

>>36998860

TABARNAK DA MARDE

>>36998312
>some people dont like talking first thing in the morning and that's NOT okay

>>36998909
I hope your coffee burns your tongue.

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>>36998902
POUTINE CALISS

>>36997643
me.initiateConversation = function(conversationPartner){
if(!this.coffeeConsumed){
return "don't talk to me.";
} else {
this.converseWith(conversationPartner);
}
}

Ikke snakk med meg fOr jeg har fAtt i meg kaffen min

O is o with line through it
A is a with dot over it

>>36997643
No me hables hasta que termine mi cafe

>>36998803
>>36998933
Why are you being autistic about your little dots and lines? Latin speakers don't.

Nao fala comigo ate que eu tenha terminado de tomar meu cafe. Unfortunately i can't use non-ASCII text so the sentence doesn't have "acentos"

>>36998956
aren't*

ori

>>36998956
Because this nigger board won't let us converse in our own language

>>36997643
No me hables hasta que me haya tomado mi cafe

Ne parolu al mi gxis mi havis mian kafon

>>36998982
ola amigo! pt ou br?

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>>36998909
>missing that the point is the coffee, not it being morning

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Vous ne'me parle pas jusque j'ai boire de cafe et il ya des kudasai

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>>36999056
hueheueheuhuehueheuheuehueheuhue

>>36999101
>american """""""""french class"""""""""

>>36999113
so podia! Eu ca sou pt mas tb tenho ascendencia brasileira

>>36997643
Non mi rompere i coglioni fino a quando non bevo un caffe'

>>36998312
your brain literally works better in coffee

Nun me fales fasta que me tome'l cafe.

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Peep! Peep!
chirp chirp chirp, coffee, chirp

>>36999262
lol no it doesn't. the hyper-activity just makes you feel like it does. it works better than when you are caffeine addicted and in a crash though, so it is all relative

>>36998956
Unicode is filtered. They're different letters, not just stress.
o-umlaut is pronounced like i in bird
a-umlaut is pronounded like a in animal

>>36999216
>>36999056
o cara que escreveu a frase aqui, sou br rapaz.

Ne parolu al mi gxis mi havis mian matenon kafo.

>>36999299
>o-umlaut is pronounced like i in bird

REEEEEEEE

>>36997643
Ne razgovarivay so mnoy, poka ya ne vyp'yu kofe

>>36998706
hola lindo robotcito

>>36997643
Jab tak main apanaa kofii piyaa hoon, mujhko mat bol.

>Literally: When until I [one's own] coffee drunk am, me-[indirect object] [negative non-formal] speak-[highly informal command].
>inb4 poo-in-loo

ne dice mihi donec meam coffeam bibi

>>36999632
callate marica

>>36998854
Or, simply put :
"Ta gueule, putain."

>>36999743
"La ferme bordel !"

Fuck off I ain't drank me tea yet lad.

>Norwegian NYNORSK
>IKKJE SNAKK TIL MEG FOR EG HAR DRUKKE MORNINGSKAFFEN MIN.

also please do not reply to do this message as i have not yet had my morning cup of coffe

>>36999976
Can someone give me a quick rundown on bokmal and nynorsk, please? Thanks.

>>36997643
no speak
coffee first

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Please my friend, this meme is for the English speaking to inform of consumption of coffee.

Please, you might make your thread after

>>36998999
mojosa

>>37000271
Esperanto estas por nerdoj

>>37000302
Ne ecx estas klubo por esperantistoj cxe mia universitato :(((

>>36997643
Yeah nah fuck off cunt haven't had me coffee yet.

>Oi, rack off ya cunt. I 'aven't my fucken' coffee yet, you fucken' poofta. - Austrian.

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DUN TAK TU MI TIL FAD MI KOFI

>>37000356
impara una vera lingua, coglione

>>37000356
Eble provu meetup.com? Kiu estas kie mi trovis germanan klubon

>>37000459
anche tu, coglioncello

>>37000459
Mi provos, dankon faggot!

>>36997643
HE |**OBOPu CO MHOu nOKA 9 HE BblnuJl MOE KOo|oE.

say cuh dont say a mufuckin thing to me till ive drank muh coffee

>>36997643
Dutch:
Praat niet met mij totdat ik mijn kanker koffie heb gehad

Praat niet met mij totdat ik mijn kanker koffie opgedronken heb

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>>37000702
Poshel nahooi, pidor, pishi normal'no

>>36997643
SKEP DA DOO WOP BOB BA MUFFUGIN COFFAY LUP DOOP NUB DE BIX NOOD

>>37000878
Na r9k pisat' normal'no ne vozmozhno iz-za debil'nogo fil'tra. Ili ty schitaesh chto vot tak pisat' eto norm?

>>37000121

i am the anon you replied to even though i clearly stated that you should not reply to me.
i will give you a not so quick run down. read only the last 5 lines if you want a quick one.

>norwegians, swedes, danes, iclandic people and people from greenland all spoke norse and wrote in runes
>come christianity everyone started writing in latin
>language got more and more mixed with that of the anglosaxons and germanians
>rest of history before 1700 happend
>norway is now in union with denmark
>norwegians are basically all farmers and fishers.
>all educated people have to go to copenhagen's universities, the written language of the educated people is danish
>at some point union grows weaker and norwegians go solo
>in the 1830's they start having a language debate because the want to stop writing in danish
>one side argues that they should go back to writing with norse grammar (discarded because no one speaks norse and having a diffrent writing language from your spoken one is retarded)
>one side argues that they should keep danish but add norwegians words and phrases (bokmaal)
>last side argues that they should create a written language from norwegians dialects focusing on small towns where the effects of danish culture wasnt as big (nynorsk)

also stop replying to me i told you i havent had a cup of joe yet you mongoloid fuck.

ZIkise'ha hagimoce haki gylu tusehamode mo'dalu sagizi gyti mekihehelulu. :^) sekibukiziti ludevolu holugylugybuluhovo

>>37000924
>having a diffrent writing language from your spoken one is retarded
The alemannic swiss should realize that.

>>37000924
I appreciate the quick rundown, thank you and enjoy your coffee.

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>>36997643
Peidiwch a siarad a mi nes i mi wedi cael fy coffi

>>36998854
Actually it would be : "Me parle pas tant qu'j'ai pas eu mon cafe"
(slight difference)

>>37001106
"parle-moi pas" is worse than "me parle pas"

Alternative:
"Touche-moi pas tant qu'jai pas eu mon cafe, tu m'salis."

Response:
"Casse-toi alors, pov'con va."

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>>36997643
Ayo b, don't you tryna hit me up with that lame shit (100 emoji , Praise hands) i aint had mysauce yet so dont fuck with me aight keep it (hunnid emoji) facts b