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If an 11 year old girl was grinding on your crotch, could you

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If an 11 year old girl was grinding on your crotch, could you resist getting an erection?
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>>36994916
Yes. Fucking pedo.
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>>36994916
Yes, 3D children are repulsive
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Yes, if you can't then you should never go near children again.
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>>36994916
No. I would get an erection. Even if a man or boy was grinding on my crotch I would probably get an erection.
>>36994939
Liar
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>>36994916
I would not let her grind on me in the first place. I don't want children sitting on my lap. I would remove.
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>>36994916
Sometimes I get a boner when a cat sits on my lap.
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>>36994916
That takes countless years of meditation and perfecting.
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Literally impossible. Penises respond to stimulation no matter who or what it's from.
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>>36995086
It is possible, you just have to count prime numbers.
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>>36994967
OP never stated that the 11 year old was a 3d pig. He did post a 2D goddess in the thread.
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>resist

Why?
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>>36994967

>3D children are repulsi-
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>>36994916
The rubbing would naturally give you an erection
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>Being male
>thinking boners are voluntary
You're a faggot
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>>36995145
literally any appearance can be improved with a heavy use of cosmetics and photoshop
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>>36994939
>>36994967

erectile dysfunction. Femanons watch out.
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>>36995108
>2
>3
>5
>7
>11
>13
>17
>23
>29
>31
>37
>41
>43
>fuck what comes next
>oh no boner is growing
>47
>51
>53
>57?
>59?
>61?
>Damn this is too hard. I wish there a formula or some shit
>fuck the boner's back
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>>36994916
Yes. Kys fucking pedo nigger.
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>>36995219

I couldn't agree more, anon.


Original comment.
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>>36995108
>t. gay priest
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I love how all these moral fag saying how how they will resist the beckoning call of pus, just because of how old and fresh it is.
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>>36994916
Kids are fucking annoying. The little shit wouldn't even be within a metre of me.
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>>36994916
Likely would. I don't have control over when an erection happens, and that'd probably be enough stimulation.

I assure you I'd be thoroughly disgusted the entire time though.
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>>36995145
>-ve
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>>36995391
I'm a moral fag with super high standards, but this is actually a simple failure of my standards. I can't deal with girls as young or younger than my little sister. I also can't deal with girls older than me. My age range is a single year younger than me.
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>>36995251
>I wish there was a formula or some shit

Modern cryptography, explained in a single sentence.
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>>36995356
>>36995145

I want fuck the shit out of Jordyn.
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>>36994916
>be at thanksgiving last year
>bored and don't wanna talk to people so I watch tv to pretend like I'm doing something
>take the only spot left on the couch
>after about 20 minutes my 10 year old cousin walks over and sits on my lap
>the dog walks up and she starts playing with him
>she's wiggling around on my dick
>start to get hard
>try to concentrate on my grandma
>she looks over
>don't wanna be creepy so I look at the tv
>shit I lost my concentration
>dick is diamonds
>I wonder if she can feel it
>realize I'm just wearing sweat pants
>fuck
>start sweating and getting anxious
>"I- uh... need to use the restroom
>put my hands in my pocket and crouch to hide my boner and run like an autist
>my whole family stares at me
>there's someone in the restroom
>keep crouching with my hands in my pocket until my uncle gets out
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>>36995512
Then list the formula. Oh wait....
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>>36994916
There's nothing sexy about a child. It's biologically nonsensical to be attracted to a girl before she hits puberty. You're one fucked-up bastard if you get turned on by this. That being said, sometimes friction can cause an erection, so maybe. But I'd probably an hero directly afterwards.
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>>36994916
>be me at christmas party
>im one of the older kids and being a neet means i sit in the corner on my phone awaiting merciful oblivion
>8 year old roasties decide it would be fun to mess with me
>they come bursting into the room
>skimpy one-piece bathing suits
> bluetooth speaker blasting shit you hear in a bad hentai amv
>prepare self for the worst
>my brother walks in right as the 8 year olds began twirking their cheeseboard asses
>see my brother go full-mast at the sight
>he has a loli fetish
>my god
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>>36995954
Wow, how did you fail at comprehension this badly?
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i'm almost a pedo againt my will
i'll GT it if you guys want.
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>>36996021
You are just wrong buddy. The women who are attractive are those who look most like they did when they were kids.
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>>36995649
>uncle has boner
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I would tell her to stop immediately, so yes.
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>>36996021
>It's biologically nonsensical to be attracted to a girl before she hits puberty.

Girls hit puberty at like 9 years old. I mean it varies but 11 is not that far off.

not that I would or anything
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>>36994916
No. I'll fuck the ever-livinh shit out of that sweeeet illegal pussy.
Cuff me up, mi6
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>>36995385
>pucci was gay for dio
get that bullshit the fuck out of this thread
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People who say they could resist are fucking liars. It's not even a matter of attraction, your penis is made to be activated by stimulation. People are trying too hard to not seem pedo. I'm not a pedo but literally anyone can grind on me and there will be some reaction. A guy, a little girl, my mom, it doesn't fucking matter. You are not resisting.
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Probably not, because even my boxer shorts rubbing against my penis when I'm walking gives me an erection.

I wouldn't indulge it, though.

How would I end up in this situation, anyway?
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>>36995108
NI SAN GO ROKU

!!
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>>36995649
You should had just let her grind her gracious glutions on you steel rod man, now her family knows and you never get to touch her again.
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>>36994916
I want to fuck this little girl.
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>>36996260
It's a picture
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>>36994916
I might manage since I would have already ejaculated while she was moving towards me
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>>36996203
>thicc.jpg
>skeleton
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>>36996429
She clearly hasn't reached puberty. Do you expect all children to be fat little americans?
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>>36994916
Are we talking 2D or 3D?
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>>36996482
I'm complaining about the false advertising, not the lack of thiccness.
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>>36996051
wow what a shitty story

lurk more newfag
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>>36996529
2D? Yes
3D? No

>>36996203 is a perfect example of why. Imperfect skin, slut westernized girl and that belly is disgusting.
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>>36996578
>that belly is disgusting
Thank You! It truly is
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>>36994916
Well it id happen to me and no I couldn't resist.

But to be fair I was also like 11-ish so it wasn't as weird

but she was my cousin, so that made it differently weird

I guess it evens out.
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You wouldn't do a original 2D only
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>>36996429
Good news, chubby little girls are a thing.
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Happened to me. Could not control erection; she knew what she was doing. I was sitting on a bench. She came and sat on me. Caught me off guard. She knew what she was doing. There were other people around. Can't push her off, when you can't treat her like a child, but not as an adult either. Tried to get her off my dick like a smooth mofo...
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>>36997594
>She knew what she was doing.
This.

I had a 9y old sitting on me while I was laying on the sofa and she just started randomly twitching and rubbing hers against mine.
I don't know if she was aware of the meaning but she definitely knew how it felt good considering the sounds she started making with her voice. Had to stop her fast.
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>>36994916
No. I wouldn't start anything but if the girl does I wouldn't stop anything from happening.
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>>36994916
im too depressed to get am erection
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>>36998666
I always knew that satan was a closet pedo.
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>>36997964

>the sounds she started making with her voice.

I have just arrived in Boner City
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>>36994916
I get erections from my 7 year old niece so no, probably not.
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Nothing wrong about it.
As long as you confess your sins here on this thread you will be rewarded with genuis level brain potential.
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>>36994916
If 2D absolutely not.
If 3D probably not because it's an involuntary reaction. Good thing I'm a minority, so no child would ever want to do that.
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>>36995145
She looks like a cheap whore.
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>there are people that actually says they don't get a boner from being grinded by a little girl

Yeah fucking right. You wouldn't last very long from seeing a naked 13yo girl.
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>>36994916
it already happened to me, OP.

>be me 16 yo NEET
>not an robot
>yet
>hormones were higher than your average weed-smoking liberal
>family decide to do a meet up at grandma's house because it was her birthday
>plus the old hag would die soon so they figured they should at least pretende they gave 2 fucks
>sad about it because she's actually a really nice person
anyway
>arrive there
>literaly nothing is happening nowhere
>everyone is just kinda hanging around not doing much
>decide to take a nap until everyone leaves because fuck social interactions and i was gonna stay the night
>lie down but can't sleep due to raging boner
>even so, pretend i was sleeping so people wouldn't mess with me
>besides, it was really /comfy/
>then my uncle's 10yo daughter comes into the room
>tried to wake me up because she wanted to play
>actually play kids games since i've always treated her like a little sister,not something perverted
>or so i thought
>after some time of cheek-poking she gave up
FYI i only sleep naked, and she was on top of me while wearing a cute yellow dress
>she gets off
>pokes her head out the door and looks around
>commencemolestation.gif
>she comes back and takes off her panties
>i thought i was seeing things due to my eyes being half-closed because i was pretending to be asleep
>she goes under the blanket with me
>and i swear to fucking god almighty she started grinding her pussy on my diomend levels of hardness dick
>enter a state of shock because there's no way she was actually doing that
>eventually she begins to moan faintly and her pussy gets a little wet
>almost at my limit now
>YAMETEEEEE.mp4
>pretend to wake up groggy and actually succeds due to natural LARPing talent
>she notices
>gets embarrased and jumps off
>pretend like nothing happened and go out for a walk to breathe some air
>hearth was beating faster than an drummer with parkinsson
>TFW pedo against my own will.
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>>36999227
>hearth was beating faster than an drummer with parkinsson
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No. I can't
it
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You'd have to have the mental fortitude of a god.
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>>36999227

What you experienced was God's gift, anon.
It's rare that he sends a personal present like that.
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If a 70 year old midget grinded on me Id get an erection, Friction would easily do it, let alone having someone id actually like to stick my penis in doing it
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>>36994916
>ywn have a prepubescent girl grind on your dick
It's extremely distressing that this is a feel I feel at all, do I have some latent taste for cheese?
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>>36994916
I'd more her off instantly.
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>>36999747
I'm 20 and she is 14 now
since this event she has tried multiple times to seduce me
i swear to god i'm gonna destroy that thight ass when she hits age of consent
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>>36994916
I'd fucking slap her off me, no joke.
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>>36999918

>i swear to god i'm gonna destroy that thight ass when she hits age of consent

And what age is that where you live?
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>>36999918
Why would you wait till she's past the expiration date? Disgusting.
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>>36999918
>Not doing it before she gets bored of you and decides to fuck a random guy from school
Way to miss a good opportunity, retard.
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My cuck brother made us come to his fat gf/fiance's daughter's birthday party at her parents crazy redneck house, this gigantic motherfucker with a neckbeard kept making moves at the little girls playing in a kiddie pool. He also threatened to beat them. Me and my brother were terrified that he was gonna grab them
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>>37000075
hes right.
do it while you still have the chance you fucking idiot
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>>37000044
currently 16

>>37000074
my father would legit kill me or kick me out if i ever done such a thing in these conditions, and me being a 20 NEET with no job it kinda scares me to be homeless

TL;DR i'm a massive faggot and i'm scared of getting fuck by the law/my family
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>>36994916
If literally anyone started grinding on my crotch I would get an erection, because that's what happens when you get stimulated in such a manner. I would prevent it from getting to that point, where an 11 year old is grinding on me.
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>>37000161
>i'm scared of getting fuck by the law/my family
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>>36999227
>didn't let her keep going
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>>37000161

Which country are you from, I would like to ask?
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Probably. I've gotten an erection once because a cat was sitting on my lap, I don't want to fuck the cat but I'd happily do that again. She was warm and it felt good.
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>>36995251
Reddit tier unfunny garbage. Don't post anymore please.
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>>37000195
don't worry my dudes, if everything goes according to plan law will soon change and the age of consent will become 14
from there only god know
>implying god hasn't abandoned me
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>>37000247
>implying this will ever happen

>shiggidy

The age of consent will most likely be raised with all the pedo hysteria
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My dick doesn't work anyway.
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>>36999918
have fun anon

i wish you two the best
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>>36995649
>after about 20 minutes my 10 year old cousin walks over and sits on my lap

never happens
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>>37000247
there's no point if it isn't at least 9
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>>37000438
but the thing is:she still has the same body
puberty hasn't hit her yet for some fucking reason
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>>36995649
kek.
if this is true im sorry that happened to you.

when i need to remove a boner from the premises i just think about two indians 69ing eachother while they are pooping.
pretty effective at shrinking my dick
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there really isn't a way to resist it
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>>37000504

My lord, it's like an extended offer.
Who knows how long it will last.
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>>36994916
If my cat resting on my dick can give me a boner, my pants rubbing my dickens or warm water can cause me erection what do you think?
Still doesn't make me a pedo, you can get an erection by any kind of friction it's not an achievement to cause erection
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>>36994916
Absolutely not, I would be likely to produce an erection so prodigious as to tear through my gym shorts.
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>>36999227
THIS WAS RAPE. YOU MUST REPORT THIS MONSTER.

Honestly though if this is real why do you think she did it? Are you actually good looking and she had a crush on you, was she just using you to explore her sexuality, or was she just a little whore?
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Who /NotPedophileButMassivePodophile/ here?

granny feet are disgusting, unlike their soft opposite, desu
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>>37000919
i consider myself to be and 8/10, but i'd like to think she held feelings for me because of the whole sister treatment etc
being used as a sexual relief would suck to be real.
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>>37000543
thx I just tried this and it works. Instant shrinkage
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>>36994916
Yes because I would take her off of me as soon as it started. Why the hell is a prepubescent girl on me in the first place?
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Ghis really makes me think.

when I was 9 I sat on my hot female cousin(girl) lap(she was 16) whenever I tried to hop of she would insist that I stay there and kept hugging me and cuddling and shit. Brought me to her room, turned on the tv and I remained there for the next hour while she cuddled me whilst the family was downstairs chilling.

Is it pssoble that she was turned on? I might confront her soon. Cant pass this opportunity to fuck a light skinned qt.
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>>37001319
Possibly not, you'll see people forcefully cuddle with things they find cute.

How cute are you anyway?
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Seeing as how I prefer men, for sure.
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>>37000968
Well, no fellow patricians?
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>>37001396
I used to be a baby faced qt(according to guys and gals) but now idk. I have one female orbiter and that's it. Somtimes I get a glance or two on the streets.

Black btw
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>>36994916
honestly, no

originally, too
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>>36994916
What kind of queation is that? Obv no
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>>37001471
You have a female orbiter? How does that work?
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>>36994916
Of course senpai.

I'd be like

"Stop that."
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It happened with me once.
I got a boner, became a pedophile and almost killed myself a year later.
Little girls are demons.
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>>37002010
>became a pedophile
What do you mean?
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>>37002040
I mean i actually beating it for children after that.
The guilt is unbearable and i try to keep it in check, but i still slip sometimes.
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>>37002073
>i actually started
Fixed.
I'm tired, sorry.
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11 yr old grinding on my crotch - YES.

Anyone who says no is a stone cold lair!
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>>37002073
What type of images?
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>>37002110
Back off officer.
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TL;DR If you do not, you either have the self-control of a tibetan monk, or your dick is completely insensitivized. Horny or not, you can get erections for something as little as stretching while tired, or needing to pee. If someone not only touches your dick on purpose, but actually rubs it, you'll get an erection, whether you like it or not.

>inb4 "men can't be raped"

Anyone thinking that in 2017 can rightly fuck off.
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In all likelihood, my dick would turn rock-hard.
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>>37002139
Nah, just curious. I've been too curious myself during my high libido teen years until I grew out of it, my podophilia almost turned into pedophilia.
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>>36994916
Nope, I speak from experience
Had a younger niece sit on my lap, & I had to lift her up and tuck it in my waistband before it became obvious . She probably didn't know what it was desu
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>>37002073
How do you feel guilty? It's a dopamine rush so long as you're aware that it was unhealthy and don't want to hurt anyone why hate yourself. Move on and learn
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My biggest fantasy is to have a little girl play with my dick and smile and laugh and kiss it and there's no way you can say you did not just have a small reaction imagining it.
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>>37002319
that would be kawaii
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>>37002319
There's no bigger turn off than a little girl's voice or giggles. What's sexy about it?
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>>37002367
>sexy
It's cute. And cute is in turn sexy in a female human being.
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>>37002319
People like you should be castrated
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>>37002397
Look at this image without turning away and without trying to fight it and see how long it takes you to be aroused.
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>>37002444
Jesus that loli looks way too fucking real for me. Do not want.
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>>37002367
It's a genuine and straightforward kind of happiness.
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>>37002444
Not feeling it. You're just a pedophile
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>>37002300
You can't just move on, it draws you back like a drug. Then you're tired of society for making you hat yourself.
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>>36994916
Yes. The real question is though why you have an 11 year old grinding on you. If its not your daughter you need to be asking questions.
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>>37002139
>>37002232
Tell me.

orioirg
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>>37002528
how about now

origaina
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>>36994916
no i would enjoy it
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>>36994916
Probably not, I get a boner for anything

But I have no kids around me, like my family is pretty damn short, and I have no little girl that can get near me or have the trust of sitting on my lap, this is probably why I can't ''socialize'' with kids, I can't bond with them and I don't know how to treat them at all, I just look at them and smile like an autist or ignore them
The only little girl in my family is my cousin's daughter who's like 3 years old or some shit but I doubt I'll ser her often if at all
I don't really care for her or my cousin's life or anything
So no kids for me
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>>37002543
>tfw you will never have a threesome with your wife and daughter
>tfw you will never take your daughter's virginity
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>>37002570
Cute, not sexy.

ori
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Yeah since 11 year olds still look like kids. Had a stripper on my crotch while I was feeling her up one time and got a semi at the most since I didn't want to get an erection while sitting with my friends
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>>37002570
This turns you on? I was going to berate you, but I think you should find help instead. This isn't normal and the first step is to admit that
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Are your ears attached or detached? If they're attached you may be a pedophile.
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>>37002570
Absolutely cute, would hug and pat her head.
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>>37002595
>>37002629
really?

origina
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>>37002531

How about: stop caring about public opinion and introspect and analyse your fantasies instead, completely on your own terms?
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>>36999227
>she comes back and takes off her panties

i think i would had cum (if i liked it or not)
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>>37002663
-12 cannot be sexy unless the legs are developed and you focus on that only, tongue out or feet if fetishist.
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>>37002663
Yeah man. Are you sure you aren't confusing cute with sexy?
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>>37002444
>not the high res version
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>>37002641
They are detached and I am a pedophile
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>>36995484
Sounds like you're just a normal fag.
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>>37002663
Yeah anything younger than 13 is pedophile tier and she looks 8 you sick fuc
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>>37002718
ur definitely wrong

probably gay too
>>37002720
two sides of the same coin, baby
>>37002734
she is 2
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>>37002734
>she looks 8
She looks 2 dumbass.
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>>37002718
What about the cunny?
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>>36994916
getting an erection doesn't mean you're aroused.

I get hard over the most random of things.
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>>36999227
>FYI i only sleep naked

This is when it took a turn to fake ass shit, why the fuck would you sleep naked on a house that ain't yours, on a bed that ain't yours, who does that?
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>>37002756
You know the answer, lad.

oririgi
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>>37002584
>tfw if you have a daughter
>put sleeping pills in her food
>stick it in her sweet pooper at night
Too bad no one will ever breed with me
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>>37002750
Cute and sexy are very very different. Kittens are cute, but not remotely sexy
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>>37002796
yeah but a girl dressed with cat ears and a cat tail is sexier, right?
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>>37002750
cute

orieferg
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>>36999227
I would have came in 2 seconds wtf
Why'd you let her stop
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>>37002750
>she is 2
Thats disgusting anon
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>>36994916
My 10yo cousin did that to me when I was 15. She was really warm.
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>>37002787
What happens when she wakes up and then tells you about how she lost her virginity to a boy at summer camp?
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>>37002528
Oh come on, you can't tell me you wouldn't squirm in your seat if this girl unzipped your fly, took out your dick, and firmly grasped it in her hand. You can't tell me you wouldn't have the tiniest bit of regret if you pulled away and told her it was wrong. You can't tell me you wouldn't instantly imagine her soft lips pressing against your head, and that the alarmingly direct eye contact of her's wouldn't haunt you.

>>37002570
Cute but too young. Would probably rub my dick on her face anyway.
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>>37002787
I feel this may wreck her shit, quite literally. I would avoid that approach.

The anal would be consensual and enjoyable. just like in my doujinshis.
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>>37002822
shes a babe, fuck you

imj tellig her you said that you asshole
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Bitch, i would try to get an erection.
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>>37002804
To some people, but that's normal. Thinking a kitten is sexy is entirely different. Cute and sexy have some connections, but aren't directly correlated
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>>37002826
I wished i had a younger cousin who did it to me :(
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>>37002721
What? Post it.
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>>37002796
Beautiful and sexy are different things too, but they enhance each other. That's really what pedophilia is all about, cute enhancing sexy.
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>>37002848
sphincters and muscles in general are pretty relaxed when you're sleeping. perfectly fine with lube, and as long as you don't go balls deep
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>>37002444
>tfw quirofilia
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>>36994916
If an 11 year old shitposter made a terrible fucking thread on a saturday night, could we resist replying without sage?

clearly not
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>>37002844
That's messed up man. I don't mean this in a mean way, but you need some help.
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>>36999227
should have yelled and shamed her, threatening to tell and making her /nervous/
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>>37002963
i would had finished
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>>37002947
I don't understand what is messed up about a cute girl just being cute and playing with a dick.
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>>37002887
I can't use that explanation to rationalize pedophilia. I'm sorry, I just can't
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>>37002947
You feel guilt and disgust, I feel profound joy. Why am I the one who needs help? I'm better off than you.
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>tfw this was a ploy to get people to post pedo fap material
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>>37002988
Because it's just morally wrong. That's someone's kid
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>>37002677
Analyze and end up in the pokie. Cool idea.
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>>37003030
what if it's my kid?
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>>37002988
i dont understand it too :/
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>>37003036

Unless you live in a country where they prosecute for thoughtcrime, not likely.
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>>37003030
Everyone is someone's kid.
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>>37003030
everyones someone's kid
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>>36995423
Yard*
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>>37003025
I don't have any guilt. You are feeling pleasure from something that is widely considered morally wrong. Feeling good doesn't make it right
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>>37003027
i dont think the mods are sleeping
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>>37002444
n-no anon thats wrong.....the only reason I have a boner right now is because I'm thinking of all the hot middle aged women, with their nice droopy faces, flabby bodies and mature cynicism telling me about all their past partners and how I'm better than atleast 8 of them
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>>37003059
That's incest mixed with pedophilia, which is a whole other thing
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>>37003108
hoIy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuuuuucccccckkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>37003082
>widely considered wrong
Fucking kek.
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>>37003108
What the original fuck is this?
Ogiggo
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>>37003010
Well it's also about taste. Maybe you're just a tits guy, there's nothing wrong get with that. Or maybe you like body hair or something else that only adults have. But for me, children have everything I like. Their chests are flat, their nipples are small, their bodies are bald, their skin is smooth and their vulvas are tidy. I've felt this way since puberty. I think there's lots of things better about children even by conventional standards.
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>>37003068
>>37003075
Semantics

Origin
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>>37003108
what the fuck did i just watch? who is this asian guy?
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>>37003108
I can't even properly figure out what I'm looking at.
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>>37002929
>OP is an 11 year old girl that likes teasing robots
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>>37001786
>girl statat talking to me
>say fuck it and be friends
>see she is dropping obvious hints
>equip my oblivious main character face
>she buys me shit
>i give her a compliment once in a while
>talk about othee girls to her face
>she tries hard to make me cave in bt talking lewd things

This has been going on since december. Im keeping her around just in case.
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>>37003108
>Tfw you chew 5 gum
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>>37003136
Yeah, you're lost
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>>37003108
lol what is this i expected some good loli now im just confused
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>>37003082
Taboo.


Unoriginal yet valid reasoning...
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>>37003172
Don't even joke originally
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>>36999227
What's your IP address. Im curious?
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>>37003108
no seriously, what
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>>37003198
There's good reason it's taboo. Stop trying to intellectualize it. You're just hiding from the truth
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>>37003178
You gotta give her something like a kiss on the cheek dud
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>>37003156
I always though it was the faces and personalilty, not their lame undeveloped bodie
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>>37003187
Yeah, you're American.
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>>37003108
crossfit is weird af
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>>37003108
If I recall correctly, this is how peasant chinese deal with multiple sclerosis.
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>>37003226
And...

Origin
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Reply to this post or your children will be born with down syndrome.
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>>37003248
JUST ADMIT IT, YOU WOULD LIKE IT IF A CUTE LITTLE GIRL KISSED YOUR COCK YOU'RE HARD RIGHT NOW
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>>37003222
When I was a horny 12-year-old touching myself I wasn't thinking about their faces and personalities. I didn't fully appreciate their cuteness and innocence until I grew up. Back then, I was cute and innocent too.
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>>37003178
man you are such a lucky bastard. :/
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>>37003277
touched to girls in general? younger kids?
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>>37003273
I'm not man. I'm not going to judge you for having thoughts, just don't try to defend it as if it was a good thing
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>>37003172
>no 11yo girl to mercilessly tease you and laugh at you for being an easily flustered retard
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>>37003273
i mean who would not?
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>>37003231
l Iove this
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>>37002848
>implying kids can consent
nice bait anon
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>>37003172
HAHAHAHA
don't fuck with me and my mind pls
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>>37003337
If you fuck you're own child, isn't that just glorified masturbation? I thought pedo was only wrong if you do it to another person's child.
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>ITT: Pedophiles try to justify themselves for being mentally ill

>"I-IT'S B-B-BIOLOGY, GET OVER IT!!1!!!"
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>>37003303
The main thing I fantasized about was being in elementary school and doing innocent body exploration stuff with a girl. The whole "Show me yours and I'll show you mine" thing. I also thought about my adolescent peers some too. I don't think I ever fantasized about adults though. The message of "Stacy's Mom" was lost on me.
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>>37003384
This is actually really funny muh dood
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>>37003320
All I'm saying is that there are taboos and negativity about sexuality and that there is this witch-hunt mentality when it comes to anybody even acknowledging a young person's sexuality or attractiveness, and that light sexual play is in fact healthy, or would be healthy if Western society didn't demonize it. I for the record do not wish or fantasize about penetrative sex with children and have no desire to force myself on a child, but I outright refuse to say that my attraction is wrong or abnormal (I'm not exclusively attracted to minors, by the way) and I will refuse to pretend that what is sexy isn't.
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>>37003400
Yeah. Intellectualization. Fuck this shit, I'm out
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>>37003108
What am i looking at??

I considered myself a pedo until my wife got pregnant of my beautiful daughter, the father instincts kicked in and my experience helped me to draw a line between loli fantasies and actual children. A sexual relationship with a child is always abusive, you pervs think that as long are you are kind and gentle then there is nothing wrong, the truth is that you are always taking advantage of your cognitive development against a stupid human being barely capable of wiping its own ass
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>>37002444
What if I told you that this was a boy
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>>37003277
So would you say your fetish is based on your experiences of attraction as a child of a similar age? Sounds like HH from lolita
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>>37003400
But it is biology.
I recall a Tumblr post that showed the amount of people that said they first noticed people looking at them sexually when they were twelve, and everybody was mortified. And I'm like, why? They were twelve. That's when, you know, start looking sexually attractive.
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>>37003445
I agree with that in some ways. We shouldn't witch hunt people for intrusive thoughts. I don't think those thoughts remotely healthy or normal though
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>>37003384
>Girls with daddy issues turn into whores and fuck guys who remind them of their father
>By cutting out the middleman you can give them the attention and sexual satisfaction they crave while allowing them to pursue more respectable social goals
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>>37003487
I would have to end you, because I've fantasized to this picture for years.
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>>37003467
Same here anon, my lil sis ruined my loli fetish and I'm still salty about it
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>>36999068
i really dont know what you are talking about. She looks great
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>>37003517
>still salty
did she make you drink her piss or something
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>>37003445
>my attraction
What is it? "Minors" doesn't mean shit, a 17 year old isn't the same as a 7 year old.
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>>37003517
how did she ruin it? Tell us more please
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>>37003512
Right? And as a father, you would always be worried that your sweet little girl is going to give up her virginity to some piece of trash, so instead you just take it yourself.
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>>37003494
>taking your facts from tumblr

This is too much.
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>>37003544
maybe legally in your country but not when it comes to body and mind.

Dont pretend as if teenager in that age dont think about sex
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>>37003502
That's because you bought into the witch hunt.
There is nothing wrong with it.

>>37003544
I am attracted to anybody from ten to fifty. I am attracted to femininity.
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>>37003561
B/c they'd remind me of my sister and kill my boner because I'm not THAT fucked up. I'm dreading when she turns 14-16 and ruins that to
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>>37003544
ups sorry. I understood your post wrong
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>>37003596
>I am attracted to anybody from ten to fifty.
Shit taste.
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>>37003600
>I'm not THAT fucked up.
fucking newfags
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>>37003600
but she is not your sister
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>>37003596
Ok. I know I can't change your mind. You can think however you would like. It's inconsequential to everyone else
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>>37003494
>Tumblr

I dont even mind pedos but you're not doing yourself any favors here my dude
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>>37003264
Originally asking God to save me from this destiny.
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>>37003600
I never though about incest or loli stuff until I came to 4chan.
My sister only drove me deeper into the rabbit hole. Never ever thought about her that way, then it came to fapping to her undergarments and trying to cop innocent feels

Thank god I moved out for college, or I would've sunk even lower
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>>37003627
I have a theory that most of you fags with a sister incest fetish don't actually have sisters
>>37003635
Yeah but my sister is literally the only girl I've interacted with in that age group so its impossible not to draw similarities
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>be me, 15 at the time
>my cousin, 10 at the time
>my parents are at a friends wedding for the weekend
>I'm staying with my cousin and her familypai
>he parents are upstairs watching sportsball
>we are in basement watching little mermaid on little CRT/VHS combo tv
>there are 2 couches
>we are each on different ones
>it's cold in basement
>we are under blankets
>couch and blanket are comfy and warm
>have comfort boner
>cousin says she's cold
>I say "wanna trade blankets?"
>she says "let's just share"
>I'm reluctant and say "I dunno"
>she gets up and says "move over"
>oh no! I still have comfort boner
>too late, I move over
>she lays down and pulls blanket over us
>at this point we are spooning
>she is trying to get comfy
>she backs her butt into my junk
>she is rubbing her butt up and down my rod
>she's really warm
>FFFUUUUCCCKKKK!!!!
>I'm so fucking hard
>I fight impure urges and just rub the top of her head and stroke her hair instead
>she falls asleep
>I get up without waking her
>go to bathroom and pull my meat and cum buckets
>go back to tv area and lay back down with her
>she half wakes up and says I'm her favorite cousin
>she falls back asleep
>think to my self "stop you don't know what you're doing to me"
>I fall asleep and we spend the night like that

Years later

>she brings up that night
>uh oh bro
>she says that was a really happy memory
>I'm nervous
>she admitted to having a crush on me when she was young
>I feel aroused in side

That's my she knew what she was doing story.
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>>36995012
Me too. I'm not used to feeling warm things on my crotch except for my hand, of course I would get an erection.
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>>37003687
>I never though about incest or loli stuff until I came to 4chan
Same here, I tried many fetishs and its the only one that stuck u fortunately
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>>37003489
I never actually had any experiences, I just fantasized about them and regretted never having any. I never had an Anabel Leigh, unfortunately.

I don't think any of my physical attractions stemmed from any sort of experience. One day I just woke up fantasizing about vaginas, and I never really thought about boobs.
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>>37003696
but thats not incest. go for it

>>37003715
you lucky bastard. how old is she now?
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>>37003715
that sounds so romantic and comfy
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>>37003658
This is where is say "you too, anon," but I'm honestly enjoying the conversation.
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>>37003715
This was cute as fuck
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>>37003517
Dont be salty, trascend into the thicc black women meme
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>>36996171
>my mom
bruh
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>>37003731
>fantasized about them and regretted never having any.
Same here, I was a antisocial nerd in middleschool, and everyday I would fantasize about the all cute girls in my classes, who have a very specific look that dissapears after 14. The lips, eyes, straightened "scene" hair that was popular in 2008, braces, even the stupid superficial shit they talked about. This was such a strong fantasy in my developmental years I'm not suprised a bit of it stuck with me
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>>37003715
I want you to know that I got hard reading this.
>>
>tfw reading the writings of activists from the 70s and 80s
>they say such wonderful things about raising awareness of child sexuality and loving pedophilic relationships
>tfw they lost and now laws are a million times worse and people only care about trannies
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>>37003730
I actually started loli and incest from erp. My friend was super into it and I thought it was weird/uncomfortable and didn't like it. But, here I am now. I still think 3D looks disgusting, but I love my 2D lolis.
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>>37003870
man i wished i was a teenager in that age :/

>>37003851
me too Anon, me too...
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>>37003870
remember

prepubescent people can consent to sex change operations and HRT but not intercourse
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>>37003832
you're mom must not be hot
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>>37003888
>When the loli has the hips of a 40 year old woman
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>>37003905
The issue isn't "consent" so there's really no need for silly mental gymnastics about that; the issue is that they're kids and should not have sex. They shouldn't be corrupted.
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>>37003954
i like that loli pic
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>>37003905
But a child has a chance of being seriously harmed by sex. Even if it's pleasurable and they ask for it they still haven't really consented and could be damaged for life.

Now excuse me while I cut off pieces of newborn baby penises.
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>>37003917
>considering that to be hot

old women are not attractive
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>>37003962
>corrupted
What did fuck is with you moralfags and sexual contact?
My sixth grade neighbor touched my dick when I was in the third grade and I wished I had the balls to have more fun with it.
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>>37003962
do you realize what you just said

"its wrong and they shouldnt do it because"

and then you didnt back up any claims
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>>37003954
To be fair Nowi isn't much of a loli imo. She just looks like a flat teenager in her official sprites. Looking through my collection I need some more sfw loli art so I can shitpost and not get banned.
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>>37003972
I would have like to known what if felt like to be uncut.
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>>37004009
Look how you turned out..
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>>37004009
was it a girl or a boy that touched your dick?
>>
If it's 2D, I'll fuck her brains out. I have no interest in 3D creatures.
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>>37004034
A girl.
She was kind of butch and I didn't find her all that attractive.
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>>37004023
>Look how you turned out..
Are you any better? Are you saving the world? Are you gonna live forever? Well, punk? Are you talking to me or not?
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>>36994916

>If an 11 year old GIRL was grinding on your crotch, could you resist getting an erection?

"Oh, disgusting"

>If an 11 year old BOY was grinding on your crotch, could you resist getting an erection?

:)
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>>36994916
no because my fucking genitals work properly

if i get an erection from my dick rubbing against my leg too much then ill get one from somebody fucking grinding on it
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>>37004048
Then you don't have interest in yourself. You should buy me tons of steam games before offing yourself.
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>>37004048
This nigga gets me (for the most part)
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>>37004014
no one gets banned for loli posting, even if they're slightly lewd.
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>>37004049
can you tell me how it happened?

My cousin came back from a bath and she had no panties on. i was maybe 8 and she 13. i wished i touched her
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>>37004009
Sexual liberation was a mistake. You deserve to get cucked hard or have a pornstar daughter, it'll maybe wake you up.
>My sixth grade neighbor touched my dick when I was in the third grade
Look how you turned out.

>>37004010
Babies should not have sex, toddlers should not have sex, children should not have sex and if I could I would raise the "age of consent" for extramarital sex to 30 years old. Young men shouldn't be fapping to kids, they should be married by 20.
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>>37003172
A year ago I witnessed an actual 8 year old showing off her yoga pants and poses in a /b/ thread. Had a rimestamp and everything. Wouldnt be suprised if OP was.


Im not a pedo but she had a nice ass desu
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>>37003994
If you say so, as long they have a nice body and pound those juicy tits and ass into the dirt
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>>37004100
why is Ogawa Kanran not on that list?

i love his loli yuri stuff
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>>37004111
I'll check your trips, but I won't check any of the shit you just said.
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>>37004111
What are you even doing here? Do you masturbate to forcing your moralfag righteous ideals onto everyone else? Fuck off.
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>>37003264
fuv ok ok
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>>37003264
>implying someone will have children with me
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>>37004127
do you think 4chan corrputed her innocent soul?
>>
Have had that shit happen, and no I couldn't. She just kept grinding away for most of the night and ended up falling asleep next to me, clutching my shirt.
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>>37003917
She looks the kid from home alone
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>>37004179
cute, good thing you didn't act on your impulses.
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>>37004136
Wouldn't you want to be married already to a loving qt healthy young wife instead of touching yourself like a pathetic cuckold?

>>37004141
If only you realized how much of a dumb normie you are. Stop being such a sex-obsessed retard. You will never be Chad. You will never have an orgy. You will never have a harem. Get over it.
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>>37004179
lucky bastard. did you cum?
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>>37004133
That list is not exhaustive. Mamezou isn't there either.
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>>37004187
>2017
>still giving a shit about the face
It's pure lust fucking, not marriage..
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>>37004111
One, I'm not going to have a daughter, and two, if I did and she were a porn star, I wouldn't be so puritan to try and be ashamed of it.

>>37004106
I hung out at her place all the time and one evening we were alone on the back patio and she asked if she could touch my penis. I was taken aback, but I said yes and she put her hand down my pants and fiddled with it. She said I could reciprocate and I put my hands in her pants and shouted "I found it!" and she got tense because I almost announced to the whole neighborhood that we were touching each other's genitals. I actually don't even recall feeling her pussy, I was just fumbling around in there.
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>>37004178
I can guarantee that she will come back someday as /ourgal/ and easily gain more orbiters than ciara and the jewess combined. Sweet girl. Too bad she was perma banned though :c

>tfw no 8-11 yr old grill to indoctrinate
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>>37004228
>if I did and she were a porn star, I wouldn't be so puritan to try and be ashamed of it
Dumb normie.
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>>37004127
Y-you did save it for posterity, right?
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>>37004111
This anon gets it. Although fuck marriage
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>>37004100

Hijiri Rei is easily high tier.

Hoshino Fuuta is God tier.

Kyma puro is low tier

Inuboshi - It seems some of the earlier stuff is low to mid tier, but some works are easily god tier. Some of his best stuff looks like Higashiyama (even though i don't know the latter)

Lee - Kemomimi onsen is God tier, not sure about everything else.
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>>37004206
I'll wait till I can buy a smart waifubot, misaki saves me, or I kill myself. I also don't like the idea that people can take half of your shit when you divorce.
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>>37004233
>perma banned though

dammit:/
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>>37004197

If her brother wasn't in the room most of the night I probably would have, not gonna lie. I was about 16 at the time so I don't think i'd have felt guilty about gently fucking a girl who was grinding on my dick for almost 12 straight hours.

>>37004209

I didn't appreciate it at the time, but I sure as shit do now. Didn't cum during the process, but I slipped out of my shirt(so she could keep holding it) and headed to the bathroom where I fapped like three times in rapid succession and still use the memory to jerk off from time to time.
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>>37004228
>she were a porn star, I wouldn't be so puritan to try and be ashamed of it.
Holy shit dude do you realize how fucking wrong that is? Did you fall for the 3rd wave feminist glorfication of sex workers? If this ridiculousness has permeated into 4chan I'm worried about the rest of the world.
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>>37004226
Hey man if you like jerking it to weird looking old chicks I'm not gonna to stop you
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>>37004316
You do realize that prostitution was once considered a revered profession, right?
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>>37004226
bestiality isn't allowed here, son.
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>>37004111
Sexual liberation is a good thing. Yes promiscuity is almost always a bad thing, but that doesn't mean throwing gays into prison for no reason is good. I still believe we can have a good society without having to resort to conservative repression and sacrificing our rights.
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>>37004241
Unfortunately no. I was stil a newfag phoneposter back then
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>>37004359
And people use to think the sun was an angry god that would leave and come back every day so the fuck what? I actually agree with you but try using an actual argument next time.
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>>37004307
i really cant blame you for that
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>>37004359
I must question the authenticity of the statement you have just posted.
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>>36994916
thats disgusting
life is not an anime
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>>37004422
Those Iori anal doujins are some good shit.
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>>37004406
The actual argument would be, how can you beat it to porn but look down on the women who provide you that erotic pleasure?

Anyway, good thread, anons, but I must retire to bed.
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>>37004422
Read up on early Christianity.
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>>36996107
How about this then:

If you're boner is the size of their torso, you probably shouldn't stick anything in them.
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>>37003075
This just in, orphans can get sex at any age as they are nobody's kid.
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>>37004100
i am on a hentai site now. who of them made good yuri loli doujinshi/manga?
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>>37004532
I don't want to stick my dick in little girls.
I just want them to give me handjobs.
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>>37004548
>handjobs
>not blowjobs
Pleb taste.
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>>37004127
Oh yeah I think I saw that thread too!
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>>37004426
imagine she does an cameltoe slide (most likely with clothes on)
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>>37004359
Dude get the fuck outta here with that absolute bullshit
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>>37004562
what is wrong with a handjobs?
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>>37004562
The human mouth is disgusting, not a place for your penis.
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>>37004599
It's for cucks.
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>>37004611
It's cleaner than a vagina, buddy.
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>>37004479
The same way I look down on lawyers but would need one if I got sued. People can be despicable and valuable at the same time.
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>>37004611
you never had a good blowjob in your live
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Ok fess up, which of you has fucked a loli?
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>>37004532
I don't think pedophiles argue against physical limitations, just societal ones. Obviously cunnies cannot accommodate adult penises without injury. We're mainly talking about manual stimulation, oral sex and cuddling.

Personally, I've never liked penetration. I've never had any desire to do or see it since long before I knew I was a pedophile. I remember first learning about it when I was 10 and thinking it was gross. I don't know if this is common for pedophiles or if I'm just weird.
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=>>37004640
Your mother might think otherwise.
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>>37004612
i like both (blowjob more than handjob)
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>>37004468
The Iori ones are actually my least favourite of Mamezou's work. His original characters and stories are best, imo.
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>>37004655
that shit is lame. I can tell you are a virgin
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>>37004650
Why do you call yourself a pedophile? For how long have you been considering yourself that?
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>>37004650
i saw other girls naked when i was in the kindergarden. If you are a kid and you teel atracked to girls in your age that thats not pedophila
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>>37004674
#FACED
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>>37004703
>lonely virgin spotted
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>>37004722
Where the fuck do you think you are m8?
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>>37004695
I've called myself a pedophile since I was 19, when I realized I much prefer lolis to adults. I've been attracted to little girls since puberty but until then I just thought of myself as being attracted to girls in general. When I was young I didn't realize that attraction to prepubescent and adolescent girls was such a weird thing, and I kind of thought I'd start liking adults more when I grew up.
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>>37004241
That and my gf looks through my phone sometimes. It would freak her out if she say me taking screenshots of some 8 year old on a chinese cartoon forum
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>>37004795
what age range are we talking here?
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Didn't Gandhi lay naked at night with naked under age girls to train his self discipline and master temptation? I guess after doing it every night for weeks you could resist a boner if one grinds on you.
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>>37004795
It was different for me, I actually liked older women when I was younger but when I got older, I realized how sexy I thought children were
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>>37004795
>I've called myself a pedophile since I was 19
What was your initial reaction? What do you think about it now and how do you feel around children irl? Have you told anyone?
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>>37004795
Hmm whats the range? Because I feel like 13-15 is god tier but gets lumped in with real pedophilia
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>>37004795
Do you collect images? What type?
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>>37003264
please no, anything but that.

make me retarded instead, or more retarded than i already am
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>>37004873
14 is apex age for a lot of grills
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>>36996129
you're in denial
they were half naked in bed pillow talking
how the fuck else are we supposed to interpret that
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>>36998868
YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE
YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE
YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE
YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE
YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE
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>my 10 year old niece shows my a live stream
>shows another girl inviting guys to jack off on stream.
>the stream eventually gets banned.

Is there a reasonable explanation for this? I just don't know why young girls would be into stuff like that at so early on.
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>>37004891
>2017
>'collecting' anything
Nice try, officer.
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>>37005045
If it's not illegal there's no issue.
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>>37004830
Like 7-12 ideally, but really any girl older than a toddler but not too old to be conventionally attractive.

>>37004860
I was already an edgy contrarian at that age so I thought something along the lines of "I guess I'm the most persecuted minority in the world now, Lol". I had already accepted dying a virgin due to autism, so I didnt feel upset over that. Also I didn't fully grasp just how bad society really was in regards to pedophiles.

>>37004891
I'm not horny enough to risk prison over masturbation material. I've tried nudist pictures, but it's legally required to not be sexy so it isn't very good. I just read hentai like everyone else on 4chan.
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>>37005048
Hehe yes sir should I friend you on Facebook so I can send you my perfectly "legal" pictures of children that I have for completely artistic purposes?
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>>37005042
A. She's curious
B. She thinks it's funny
C. She equates sex shit with adulthood
D. There's an electric toothbrush in the household
E. All of the above
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>>37005042
Adolescents are horny and crave positive attention.
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>>36994916
I get spontaneous erections every 5 minutes or so even if nothing is directly stimulating my crotch.
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>>37004847

Where did you read about something like that?
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>tfw lost my virginity to a 11yo
Didnt know she was that young until 2 years after, prolly have some nudes stored up somewhere
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>>37005115
>"legal"
What do you mean?
>for completely artistic purposes
You'd be shocked but people like this exist.
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>>37005042
was she naked in that stream?
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>>37005204
I heard that too and can't remember where but I don't really want to google "Gandhi and little girls"
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>>37005206
> prolly have some nudes stored up somewhere

thats really hot. tell us more
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Are pedos the reason I use r9k? I've had sexual "experiences" 3+ times with older people when I was child. Now I can barely deal with physical contact.
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>>37005206
You gotta green text that shit my dude. I'm intensely curious as to how this transpired.
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>>37005206
>"I swear, she looked 18"

how the fuck do you mistake an eleven year old for a teen or adult
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>>37005214
Don't worry about it haha it was a typo, I just got distracted while thinking about my hot adult girlfriend who is above the age of consent.
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>>37005338
11 is just another way of sayong "Oneteen"
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>>37005355
*THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP*
OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR, BITCH! WE'RE COMING IN FOR THE FUCKING NOODS!
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Honest question.
Could the dude get arrested if I told my parent about this>>37005321
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>>37003264
not even dubs, you have no power over me
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>>37005399
Nah, no proof, probably it's been a few years and you're a male.
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>>37005321
There are many of us who have not had such experiences and would not touch a child in that manner but still ended up here. I think being a robot is a predestined thing decided way before we could even imagine.
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>>37003264
14 fish!? I can't believe this isn't an original post
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This 15 year old girl I'm babysitting does this sometime and it pisses me the fuck off
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>>37005444
see the filename

ogjp34
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>>37005445
No 15 year old needs babysitting. You know what to do anon.
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>>37005445
video tape it and use it as proof as sexual assault
sue the family after
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>>37005445
don't fight the feeling it embrace them
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>>37004100
Which of these artists makes thicc loli?
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>>37005461
This bitch does. Her parents cant trust her enough to leave her alone at home because she sneaks dudes in. Im talking jamals
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>>37005414
Eh, whatever. It's not that big a deal. Didn't want anybody to get v&nned anyway.
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>>37003264
>implying robots will have kids
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>>37005399
If there's no physical evidence and you're an adult and don't cooperate with the police, then I really doubt they would bother.
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>>37005298
>be me
>socially engaged nerd
>talking to a bunch of people online because no one irl really that interesting
>meet this cute gerl on fb
>has that kpop lolita going on, dont care much about it
>1 month deep and she is texting me some really kinky shit
>photos of her in motels etc
>fuckgottasmash.jpg
>tell her we gotta meet irl
>about 3 dates in she invites me to her house
>we watch netflix for about 1h and she starts jerking me off
>its on
>perform my duty as a horny virgin teen
>2 years later i see on her wall something like "hey happy 13!" a dozen of times
Not much of a story, we screwed around for 2 months and thats it
Is it illegal if i still keep her shit on my phone? I-i wasnt 18 at the time
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>>37005445
>babysitting a 15 year old

Is she legitimately retarded?
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>>37005483

>thicc loli

commonly referred to as "toddlercon".
Or shortstacks.
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>>37005536
It is illegal but I doubt anyone would ever find it to prosecute you on it.
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>>37005536
if they're noodz yeah it's illegal, people have gotten jailed for that shit. would nuke all the pix tho. and someone's probably already reported your post to the FBI because this is 4chan :^)
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>>37005558
>toddlercon is the same as thicc loli
I seriously hope you don't believe this
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>>37005445
>babysitting a 15 yo
nigga her parents want you to breed her
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>>36995251
when did 2 become a prime number?
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>>37005592
since always dumbass
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>>37005536
hot

what was your age?

>>37005566
fuck off moral fag
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>>37005592
This post was the most outrageous and unbelievable thing in the entire thread
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>>37005566
I've always been wary of the eff bee eye boogeyman but back when I was in highschool people were freely distributing a video about a 10yo shota getting a blowjob from a classmate as if it was some kind of funny video, same when a video of a 16yo senpai taking a shower got leaked. It's like normies didn't even care, it wasn't treated as a serious thing.
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>>36995200
>be child
>unable to control his sexual urges.
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Very concerned with the number of comments this thread has achieved and the fact it has yet tone deleted. Okay.
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>>37005545
She teases me with shit like this.

Her parents trust me enough not to do anything rash.
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>>37005674
Looks like a bonafide saemen daemon.
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>>37005673
The mods have finally gotten over their pedophobia it seems.
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>>37005673
Would you be able to resist getting a boner if Spongebob was riding your dick?

Doesn't fucking matter because everything is an autistic work of fiction. Now please kill yourself
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>>37005673
people posted cp?
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>>37002444
that ice cream looks good
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>>37002444
did you find this image on tor i have it too
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>>37005696
More like a bonafide pain in the ass. You know how hard it is to watchover a thot in heat?
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>tfw not sure if my memories of little girl dick grinding are real or just dreams
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>>37005723
Pedophilia threads get deleted on here because it's seen as 'enabling pedophilic behavior' and is at risk of CP posters
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>>37005733
What's the point in using it bruh
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>>37005762
I'm feeling fucking enabled right now. Someone better delete this thread fast.
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>>37005762
i know.i saw cp on /b/ (and they got quickly removed)

I do wonder if people posted cp on this thread
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>>37005606
16, thought she was 14 so it wouldnt be a problem
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>>37005762
i think the last time i saw cp was in /pol/ on a French election thread
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>>37005762
>people post within the boundaries of the rules
>they should still be banned because their perversions are bad even if they're just talking about it
I think as long as pedos don't post CP they should be allowed to discuss this shit. It might be cathartic to get it out there or something.
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>>37003264
Oh, shit not this agin
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>>37005579

Prove me wrong with an example then. Lolis are supple.
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>>37005827
> It might be cathartic to get it out there or something.
i agree Anon
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>>37005796
[original]hello. that's secret[/original]
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I have gotten erections from entirely platonic hugs by women I did not like so...
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>>37005799
Nah, they haven't, just loli images.
>>37005827
I don't think anyone gets banned, at least I haven't been banned for talking about my pedophilia. Mostly the thread gets deleted, unless that's what you meant
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>>37005879
you must be new here. I saw real cp in those loli threads
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>>37005890
Oh, I thought he meant in this thread. At least I'm pretty sure.
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>>37005860
secrets are fun when you share them with others
>>
I was at some kid's birthday party sitting around a table with other adults when one of their 11 year old daughters asks me to open a bottle of rootbeer she was having a hard time with. I oblige,hand it back to her,and she thanks me with an odd smile. She then kisses the top,runs her tongue along its edge and puts her mouth over the whole bottle... I just watch in shock saying nothing as I realize what she is miming, and unfortunately so does her father sitting next to me."Put down that bottle or you'll be drinking out of sippy cups until you're in college!" He roars,and she complies laughing. All the other adults scatter in ones and twos after that,including me. I find my girlfriend and refuse to leave her side.

This same girl I see a few months later at a Christmas party. She says she wants to talk to me in "private". I say she can say whatever she wants in the corner in full view of everyone,but that's not good enough. Then the conversation cannot happen,I say,eyeing her father noticing us talking and drifting slowly over with an odd expression. I again glue myself to my girlfriend's side.
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>>37005862
if they were ugly than i can understand that you didn't like it but if they were good looking that maybe girls are nothing for you
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>>37005879
I've been permanently banned from all boards for making a pedo thread here, but that was months ago. I think the mods have changed since then.
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>>37005941
but polices. global rules, i banned several times
it's more hard and hard to evade
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>>37005950
I am sorry Anon. it's always somebody in your way
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>>37005967
can a mod somebody really ban forever or can you bypass the ban?
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>>37005762
>and is at risk of CP posters
actual CP barely gets posted in Pedo discussion threads. they normally get spammed on threads that someone doesn't like, or super popular threads just so a lot of people see them.
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>>37005967
That's not talking about your pedophilia, that's 'enabling pedophilic behavior' and you should go to a behavior adjustment camp, sir
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>>37005953
The point I was trying to make is that I get erections easily from any sort of physical contact. Therefore any kind of grinding by any girl of any age will get the business heating up whether it is appropriate or no.
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>>37005950
Isn't it funny that people say the adult is the one with too much power in a pedophilic relationship?
>>
I know my life will end with my brain matter exploding like the universe had at the beginning of eternity. From starstuff arose, I will compost.
It doesn't matter when I have my ups, I know how it ends.
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>>37006010
Shit, I meant to make this a thread tbqh. You ppl r pesos BTW.
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>>37005978
what are you doing to get banned several times muh dood
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>>37006004
true

>>37005998
are they as common as it was a couple ears ago? I think the roblem is not as bad as in the past?
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>>37006029
It's too late, we know you're a pedophile, anon. You're on a list
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>>37006029
Kill yourself
your threads die after 2 posts you schmuck
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>>37005999
Honestly being an outcast on /r9k/ of all places is something I cannot bear. Where do I go when the social outcasts kick me out for not conforming to society enough?
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>>37006037
Yeah, the "problem", nothing to see here agent. Move along.
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>>37005850
>post 2d babies getting railed to prove me wrong

nah im good Ill let you have this one
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Damn, I gotta lurk around r9k more if the loli threads are this good
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reminder only pedophiles and normies are posting in this thread

without reminding others and using sage

fuck this board, it is nearly dead
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>>37006047
Lol, yeah whatever nigger. I get bumps.
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>>37006057
is this thicc enough for your thicc loli lust??
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>>37006073
than fuck off

>>37006053
do you think the FBI is the true leader of the autistic hive mind that is 4chan?
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>>37006037
>are they as common as it was a couple ears ago?
not from my experience. back in 2012-2014 i swear I would see CP or some edgy video of a dog getting raped at least bi-weekly on /b/, and even /v/. it was always on threads that someone didn't like, so they would post illegal shit to get it deleted. shit like that doesn't happen anymore tho.

i did hear that someone posted CP on /pol/ not long ago.
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>>37006034
post child model
>banned
post how to get image
>banned
post what i got
>banned
tell 'stop post that' to pizza guy (not actual pizza)
>banned
post loli on outside of /b/
>banned
>banned
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>>37006083
I have seen some deviant art styles before, but this shit ascended to another level.
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>>37006094
In 2014 I saw some daily on /b/.
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>>37005206
i feel like this could be a fucking legendary greentext,tell us the story anon
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>>37006098
i know its depressing :(

>>37006094
the last time i saw it was in thread about the French election
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>>37006076
If you don't make posts that get no replies after days of making them like tomoko, you shouldn't make threads at all.
>>37006098
mmm mm mm
so you use it to avoid the ban? that it?
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>482 replies
>more than I've seen on any single thread in months

This board is terminally ill....with cancer. Peace
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>>36994916
Nice try NSA but i'm not falling for this one again
>>
creative and original :^)
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>>37006177
Nice dubs. Now end your life pls
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>>37006098
>tfw only ban came from spamming ponies in a retarded survey (i.e. /soc/) thread on /x/ back in 2011
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>>37006204
I've been banned several times for posting loli outside of /b/, even though I try to only post the "sfw" ones.
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>>37006083
WE NEED TO GO YOUNGER

AND THICCER
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>>37006199
Nice dubs. Now continue your life pls
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>>37006174
tor is not way of evade ban
4chan blocks tor
there are two,three method
modifying router address and reinstall windows or change single ethernet cable to router,cable
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>>36994916
nope, took some experimental viagra shit while I was taking rogaine and my cock has been popped and locked for 12 years.
Though that might be the ticket to making it go limp finally.
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>>37006098
>post child model
i remember when people used to do this, it was like avatarfagging, but with non lewd pictures of child models that have been on CP before. And the threads would always derail into discussion about where are they now.

I think some anon on /v/ (could've been /b/) used to avatarfag with a child model b4, for what purpose, I don't know.
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>>37006177
I look around my beloved, frog-blessed cyber-sanctuary, and all I are miserable threads full of miserable people, or boring, played to death threads revolving around some abhorrent cultural meme.

Then, like a light shining in the darkness, I happen upon a thread about little girls. For a brief moment, it feels as though /r9k/ is worth my time again.
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>>37006234
4chan cant ban you if you use Windows 98. The software they use doesnt work on it so whenever i want to fun post i use my windows 98 vm.
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>>37006204
only "legit" ban was from spamming draw thread because i was being ignored

when i use my phone and go to certain places i'm banned for something someone else did
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>>37006089
>>37006098
you're the ones who should fuck off, 4chan bans CP, no one wants it here, no one asked for it, /r9k/ is well known as the robot board

>>37006177
>tfw
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>>37006234
then there's no reason for you to have tor my dood
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>>37003264
Hell no, anything but that
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>>37006287
I was banned for making a detailed thread where i made some arguments about the banning of nn images and pedo discussions leading to more shitty people using the site since they didnt get scared away. It was a 3 day ban on /b/. It was actually a good quality thread and was getting decent responses, pretty pathetic honestly.

>muh advertiser friendliness

On a side note underage me loved some good cg pics from /b/.
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>>37006275
oh rly
>>37006313
um.. .
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>>36994916
>be me, 17 y-o, alredy browsing 4chan (2006 was the shit, story happens 4 years ago tho)
>a six-grader comes up to me in school to ask about somee school play
>start hanging out with her bacuse lonely as fuck
>turns out she is lonely af too and has an abusive mother
>ends up falling in love with me
>"I'm gonna merry you when I'll turn 18!"
>gave my first kiss to a 13 y-o loli
>never had sex, but she did grind me once when we were hugging
>mfw she would have turned 18 this year
Pls protect your lolis anons
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>>37006294
>no one wants it here
Look how many replies this thread got
>/r9k/ is well known as a robot board
-robots are loosely defined as social outcasts
-pedos are the pinnacle of outcasts
better than trap threads desu
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>>37006395
That's a really sad story, and I really hope it's not true. But if it is, always remember: don't blame yourself.
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>>37006395
>would have
what happened...
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>>37006395
Damn, that sounds sad. Sorry for your loss, anon
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>>37006395
This is a cute story. Did you break up when you graduated?
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>>37006371
i've seen youtube videos of somone using it and it honestly looks boring as shit. fake drug sites, fake hitman sites, fake this and that.

Unless you know of something on there that I haven't brought up... bb
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>>37006425
abusive mom always told her how she hated her, plus problems at school
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>>37006395
What happened to her Anon? Did you just drift apart or?

My first best friend(started in kindergarten) was a girl we were best friends till like 5th grade. I remember one time the whole class went to a play and when they would turn the lights off she would hold my arm tight and push her face into my shoulder. It was cute asf.
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>>37006452
I want to hug and squeeze a crying loli and tell her everything will be okay
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>>37006449
um.. don't go there if you mentally weak
that is not even start. i saw to many degenerate things that's way more 3 time worse than /b/ but surprisingly people behavior not edge that's more scary
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>>37006294
nodoy posted cp here you idiot

>>37006395
so maybe you will get a wife. ask her anon
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>>37006452
>When you only just realised the implications of the story's last line

Fuck this gay earth.
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>>37006449
>Unless you know of something on there that I haven't brought up... bb
You know exactly what he uses it for. Chocolate Pudding.
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>>37006506
Unless he means stories are CP as well
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>>37006506
I think she uh kys'd the world goodbye
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>>37006512
shit...

ororgio
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>>37006395
>would have turned 18 this year

i overlooked it. What happend anon? :(
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>>37006395
>mfw she would have turned 18 this year
>would have turned 18
>would have
t-this is a typo right anon??
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>>37006520
Who eats pudding or jello anymore? Unless you're a time traveler, I bet you won't even find it in stores.
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>>37006512
At least someone gets it lmao
I'll probably go meet her once this place shuts down
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>>37006395
>>37006512
>mfw just realized too
May she live forever, in Loliconia.
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>>37006575
y-you're not thinking of going on to the great beyond are you?
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>>37006574
Special Operations eats Jello on missions sometimes depending on where they are. People in the hospital eat jello.

Pudding is good af.
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>>37006599
Dont all robots do?
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>>37006606
>Special Operations
I bet it's just a special thing for them since they're gonna die where ever they are anyway

>people in the hospital
same thing

>pudding is good af
i haven't tasted pudding or jello in a long time, so i don't know if it's really that amazing
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>>37006646
Pudding is great. Especially Jello pudding
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>>37006637
Indeed, many a robot has gazed into the Great Oblivion and yearned for its embrace.
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>>37006637
can i bum a ride?
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>>37006637
You can't blame yourself bro. You were young and you can't beat yourself up over other people's actions. Please seek treatment and see a therapist. I know she wouldn't want to see you like this. Live for her sake, be happy and live a long, fulfilled life for her.
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>>37006680
>you have most likely interacted with an anon who later offed themselves
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>>36994916
No. I'd like to say no but ive had a girl that age do this and I got a raging hard on desu
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>>37006679
jello pudding just sounds weird
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>>37006704
i want to ask strangers i meet if they are robots too and if they want to have a drink

but i can't because it's weird
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>>37006728
Jello is a namebrand. It's just 'homemade' pudding from the box.
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>>37006704
i wish i would have known before so i could ask for steam games or cash
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>>37006738
we need a shirt
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>>37006777
7 is the most magical number
it has been decided robots need a shirt
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>>37006788
Shirt with a softcore loli on it
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>>37006758
I was breaking my mind to see how this could be made into a pudding
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>>37006777
https://www.redbubble.com/shop/r9k+mens-vneck-tshirts
pick one
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>>37006821
>>37006788
I would never wear that in public. I'm sorry, but if I want to be shot I'll do it myself.

Why can't it just be an image of the captcha "I'm not a robot"
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>>37006822
That's gelatin. I don't know if it's Jello though.
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>>37006842
sounds good
and I need to make this shit original that's cool
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>>37006844
That's what comes to my mind when I think Jello. Sorry for being a moron.
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>>37006857
if it wasn't 12, i would suggest making a thread about this
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Almost got raped by a 15 year old girl at a BBQ once...not proud of it.
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>>37006932
>12
nigga it's quarter to 4 am here
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>>37006966
Same dawg. You /ny/?
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>>37006966
Me and you Anon, me and you.
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>>37006966
quarter to 6 here
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>>37006992
/pa/
still love ya tho
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>>37006966
checked. I don't have a comfy chair. I'm literally sitting on my nightstand.
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>>37007065
>living in pa
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it would be an Enhanced boner desu, i dont like this please help
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>>36994939
lol ED fag stay mad

srs thoug, you have to be a faggot to not get an erection from something warm and cute grinding against your dick.
you seriously need to fuckoff back to plebbit. nobody cares about your outrage
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>>37003721
Same. It's kind of sad when you think about it. I wonder if it's a virgin thing. Do you lose the tendency once you get your dick wet?
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>>37006837
>wearing shirts with pepe or /r9k/ on them
What kind of autist buys these? The only decent are the gondola ones.
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