someone please hire me i need a job and i'm desperate

>>36994614
get on ur knees and start sucking

fuck off normie
what grows in fields

i can't hire you but i own my house so you can live with me as long as you submit to my will and become my fuckslave

Shouldn't have dropped out of high school

>>36994614

What skills do you have? What jobs have you held before? What do you like to do?

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>>36994641
i only have customer service experience and i'm bilingual

i like playing vidya i guess

>>36994680

Have you considered looking into remote work doing video game QA? A quick search shows lots of positions open for checking Spanish localization of games before they are published.

>>36994614
I WISH I COULD HELP YOU BUT I'M UNEMPLOYED.

>>36994614
If you're a girl I can hire you to be my NEET gf.

>>36994831

pick me instead i'm fresh out of high school and not fat ;-;

>>36994905
Lmao fine, as long as you're a girl it's all good

>>36994905
You're hired! Where you at hunny bunny?

>>36994614
You ever do any physical labor?

I heard this is where I can hire a NEET gf.

If there's any girls on here I'll pay you 300 dollars a month and you can live in my room in my parents house :D

>>36994614
What state I got a job for you.
No uncomfortsvle

Sell yourself slut

>>36994747
i'm looking for remote work, but i'm not sure where to look for that specifically.... l-link? ;_;

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Sign up for Careerbuilder. You'd need to make a resume, but the resume goes out to around 5-15 jobs a day.

>>36995645
Where do you go to do this?

No outside

>>36996427
The internet you dumb slut

>>36996500
What websites you big silly goose

Can't use craigslist

>>36994680
>Not being a call center cuck

>>36996515
He is baiting, there is no such a thing as Spanish QA localization remote work

looking for a live in assistant/bang maid
not fat or deformed, just autistic and lonely