Real robots (straight men), please describe your ideal gf.

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>>36993304
this is funny. I used to have an "ideal gf" but where I live, the society and the whore-girls over here have totally changed my mind. I only want a loyal and pretty gf. Thats all

one that would take me as i am

>>36993304 fat butt, B tits, pierced nipples, semi fat / fat lips, white skin-Asian level tan at the most

Not fat or ugly, friendly personality, not a whore. That's all. I'm not fat or ugly, so I feel my standards are completely sane. I'm also apparently incredibly fun to be around, but I can't be sure of that.

>>36993304
>16-20
>White
>Blonde
>Blue eyes
>Virgin
>Catholic
>Conservative
>Racist
>No piercings or tattoos
>Only speaks when spoken to
>Does anal

>likes vidya
>hugh jass
>medium tits
>smart
>dark sense of humor
>not a whore
>thin
>likes memes
>my age

>>36993304
Really smart. Not some college bimbo with a liberal arts degree, I mean someone who can surprise me.

Tall, pale and physically large.

Personality should be something that complements mine. I'm supremely relaxed and positive, but I'm my own worst enemy because of it; I lack ambition.

Ideal girl should be a scheming, insecure bundle of nerves who has the grasp but not the reach. We'd add up to something resembling a functional person. Pair off for life and make a small army of kids for my mom to dote over.

I'm reasonably sure I'll never meet someone like this again

>>36993714
>Catholic conservative virgin who does anal

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>Smart
>Reasonably attractive
>charismatic
>bizarre sexual fetish(es)

Being a gun nut would be a welcome asset, but is not required.

>>36993733
>smart
>not a whore
anyone who is smart and not a whore is dumb

>white
>average looking
>not fat
>not a bitch
>no kids
>18-my age

I know I'm picky and asking for a lot.

>aryan
>petite
>white nationalist
>housewife
>sapiophile
>slightly fucked in the head

>>36993741
OP said nothing about feasibility

>>36993304
I want a girl that I find physically attractive (literally just not fat or deformed) that has the same taste in games and anime as me, and is okay with laying around the house all day with me, working out with me (I have a home gym) and cooking with me. Also high sex drive but loyal. Obviously this is a pipe dream but that would be my ideal gf.

>>36993841
I'm not talking about feasibility here. What I am implying is that you are a bad person for wanting that.

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Faithful
Lazy
clingy
Someone who don't take things to seriously
Likes history
And short, somewhere around 5,0

>>36993871
Oh for sure. I get off on exploitation.

>>36993304
A introverted qt bookworm.

>>36993304

>Smart
>Kinda Cute
>Faithful
>Likes vidya

Honestly I just want a girl that's not boring, someone that isn't spending their day on Instagram/Twitter hunting for pity and followers. I'd give up on p much all of this tho just to have a girl that was honestly interested in me, the few attempts at starting a relationship have ended in disaster, and I'm just so fuckin lonely.

>>36993304
>likes weeb stuff
>hasn't had 50 previous partners like most girls these days
>is nice to me and people in general
>won't cheat on me
>is a homebody

Don't care about race/weight/appearance /etc. Not even meme'ing

i have lost any fantasies about acquiring a gf. i do not desire one anymore.

>5'9"
>thin
>b cups
>adorably unsure of herself
>depressed but not in a "nobody likes me, ill never be rich" kind of way, more in a "life is meaningless" kind of way.
>inexplicably loves me despite my flaws
>has goals for herself, isn't just trying to find someone else who she can tag along with in life

>>36993304
>average - cute
>likes memes
>plays vidya (good vidya not casual shit)
>pol gf
>pure virgin conservative
>not many friends
>kinda clingy
>somehow enjoys my autism
>real homebody doesnt like to go out much
>can cook
>likes to cuddle
>intelligent
>caring

Dunno why you ask anyway my only hope of a gf would be the mentally ill at this point maybe a cute autism gf who gets bullied or something would love/10

>Around my age
>Not a slut
>Hair color is natural
>No redheads
>In reasonably good shape
>Has a clean living area
>Knows skills like cooking and self defense
>No piercings (ears are fine if she wants)
>No tattoos

A girl that's so painfully shy she doesn't speak to anyone, but is super bubbly, smart and talkative when she's just around me.

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>Smol
>Shy
>Like really smol
>Loves hugs and hand holding
>SMOL
I like the idea of being able to crush my significant other to death in a hug aite.

>>36994597
I agree with stressing the smol point. She can't be taller than 5'3

>1 or 2 year age gap
>chubby
>likes animu
>dark hair with straight bangs preferably
>either shorter than me or taller im 6'1"
>willing to help with my depression and social anxiety
>should like to go to thrift stores and look at cds
>lots of spooning and cuddling
>hopefully has a decent job to help pay for apartment or house to share
>weeby
>slightly clingy but not too much

>>36993304

>was born with a vagina
>Is somewhere around my age
>Isn't fat

'bout it

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>Cute
>Loli
>Yellow hair
>Posh/Mature voice
>Obsession with donuts
>No shame of her body
>Calls me "Master"
>Lives in my shadow
>(Most important one) Her name MUST be spelled like: s-h-i-n-o-b-u

>4-5 age gap
>white
>thin/skinny
>5'7''-ish
>dark hair
>pol
>not a dumb whore
>daddy-fetish

too much to ask i know, but i'll never stop dreaming

>>36993304
>loyal
>pretty
>loves me
>isn't stupid

>>36994718
But in reality i just want a cute girl to be nice to me and appreciate me

>>36993304
>a dork
>any hair color is fine as long as its not tumblr grade shit
>vidyas
>likes guys with blue eyes
>not a whore
>just wants a best friend to talk to about stuff
>not a lot of friends

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>>36994894
This is good taste anon

>>36993304
>17-24
>White.
>No preference on hair/eye color.
>Less than 5 previous sexual partners.
>Conservative, cannot be a vegan.
>Being chubby is an instant dealbreaker.
>Shy, introverted, can be clingy.
>Preferably able to take a beating.

>shy
>awkward
>insecure
>not good at conversating
>low self esteem
>white
>under my height (180cm)
>not fat (chubby is okay)
>cute face
>preferably clingy
Do girls like this exist?

>>36994937
They're the best ones to be around honestly.

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>>36995031
Tfw you will never have this

How do we cope anon?

>>36995077
The only way to cope is playing vidyas and continue our soul search

>>36995103
>continue our soul search
We're not getting any younger though...

I'm 25 soon. Is it over? Do I have to lower my standards now?

>>36995121
You can't give up, anon. Maybe the girls around you are secretly dorks and not just staceys.

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>>36995103
This is the real redpill

Drown your self in vidya and hide the pain

>>36995121
Id unironically try like match.com or something better than doing nothing been thinking about that at 20 anon

Oh and stock up on waifus that goes for both of you

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-white or hispanic
-fit
-my height or taller
-tomboy
-reasonably intelligent
-not leftist
-not a slut
-likes me (this is a pretty important one)

>>36995165
This guy gets it!

original commento

>around my age (22)
>introverted, but not too socially awkward
>can socialize at family gatherings
>small group of friends or no friends
>not fat
>somewhat intelligent
>cute
>feminine
>likes reading and movies
>wants to start a family
>a little clingy
>healthy

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>Looks similar to pic related
>Few tats and one or two piecings
>Just a bit smaller than me and light enough so I could pick her up
>Likes to go out partying (Would hopefully help me come out of my shell a bit)
>Similar interests but some differences, opposites attract and all that
>Very lovey dovey, would love cuddling and spooning a lot
>Pure to an extent but still kinky enough to be fun in bed (Would straddle me, bite my lip and generally take charge during sex)
>Loyal to a tee
>Thinks my cringey behaviour is endearing

Pretty much this really. Maybe one day lads

>>36993714
anon you're a huge fag
i hope you kill yourself
those standards are gay as hell

>>36993714
what the fuck are those ideals

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>>36995265
>>36995292
Nothing wrong with em minus the last 2

>34C bust
>26 waist
>36 hips
>5'9"
>110 pounds
>innie labia
>bleached asshole
>devout protestant
>scandinavian or slavic ancestry
>college educated
>sexually available 24/7
>financially supports me
>likes anime
>voted for trump
>submissive masochist

>>36995317
Well I mean it is ideal I guess.

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well she's gotta be cute obvsly

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>>36993304
>5'4
>porcelaine goddess
>short,black hair
>gray/ light-blue eyes
>athletic body
>medium size tits & ass
>closet slut (as in she has a huge sex drive, but controls herself to not be called a wierdo)
>loves to brainstorm and debate about the cosmos and how it all came to be
>tattoos
>actually the nicest person but doesn't know how to express her feeling withouth spaghetti pouring from her pockets
>can put up with my lack of fucks and being 90% of the time daydreaming
>little goth ball of repressed emotions
if such a beauty like this exists i'd fucking marry her.

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>>36995451
Yeah nobody said realistic

>>36995478
Originally kill yourself

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Im the most boring man alive and i want an equally boring gf

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>younger than me or same age
>average intelligence or less
>average weight to chubby
>big boobs nicely shaped
>5'2-5'4
>Introverted sperg
>likes to watch bad movies or weird YouTube videos and make fun of them
>no tattoos or piercings
>no friends except for me
>is like a mommy and will take care of me and make me feel better and let me suck her boobies
>clingy
>likes food
>likes nerdy things like trading card games, table top games, vidya, ect.
>similar music taste
>has at least one autistic hobby or interest
>doesn't care much about fashion or make up
>not too lewd

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>shorter than me
>white or brown
>blonde or black hair (if brown, black, if white either)
>not necessarily big tits
>fat ass
>horny
>submissive
>feminine
>polite
>delicate
>fragile
>behaves in complete polite submission all the time
>speaks respectfully
>servile and obedient
>would never disobey if her life and physical integrity are not in danger
>willing to be a living fuck doll
>just lounges around waiting for me to dominate me
>enjoys being degraded, humiliated and hurt during sex
>willing to be humiliated all day long
>treated like a pampered bitch and recurrent slave

My goal in life is to become a multi-billionaire and have myself my own slave slut to fuck, degrade and hurt all day, while she just lounges around in a life of complete luxury and comfort while I'm not "using" her. I would be harsh when fucking her but out of the bedroom I would pretty much pamper and spoil her rotten.

You just know this is the dream of 90% of women.

>>36995716
for me to dominate her*
I fucked up

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>smol
>soft
>nerdy
>slightly redpilled (enough to hate lefties but not too much to be fascist /pol/ack autism)
>introverted
>kinda clingy
>shares my dumb sense of humor
>loves to cuddle
>diverse music taste
>thinks my autism is cute
>smart/can talk about things other than "MUH EYELASHES"
>hasn't fucked half the town

does she exist?

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attractive
socially better than i am
nice smile

>>36995716
this is originally the best original post in this thread

>>36995839
Aww, originally thanks anon

Don't even want a gf anymore. I think I'm so much of a robot, that I would feel bad for anyone who was with me.

smart
nihilistic
and with a wicked sense of humour

>>36993304
An exact copy of my ex, without the mental problems

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>>36995945
Normies get out

fucking original nigger faggot

>>36993304
The opposite of whatever I am.

>>36993733
So you'd be okay if I was bi polar and abusive?

>>36995945
Why would you want something that isn't yours anymore

>>36996568
I dont want her because she is too far gone to be cured mentally and physically

>>36993304
What makes you think you deserve a girl like her?

what are you gonna give her, MEMES?

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I am flexible on both looks and personality desu

>attractive
>nice girl
>has enthusiastic sex

I don't have some checklist, I just go about my life and hope to run into a girl that I find pleasing to my eye and meets the other stuff to some degree

>>36995716
How old are you? You don't have to be a mogul. I'm a girl who has her own dreams and ambitions - not looking to be just a useless NEET but I love everything about what you wrote. It's me. Are you old enough? Or is this a pipe dream from a teenie?

>>36996838
I'm 20, but I bet we're a whole continent apart from each other or more. Why even bother. The thing is that I want to be infinitely wealthy (billions of american dollars somewhat represent infinite wealth) so I don't have to do much with my time other than being a self-serving hedonist.

Either way, Brazil here

>>36995716
oh wait nevermind you said white or brown lolol!

>>36996921
why do you have to be a fetus?! it sok:) best of luck in your search! ~^.^~

>>36997005
I'm starting to get ideas that this anon is an ebony MILF

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this girl but 100 feet tall

>>36997061
too young to be a MILFand but i am asian

>>36997127
well, bet you're a qt.
Best of luck to you too

>>36997127
where are you from? please post contact

>isn't an attention whore/regular whore
>has a small group of friends like her
>likes creativity and creative stuff
>likes staying in as much as going out

>>36993304
A pretty white mare

>>36993304
>yandere
>about 5'4 to 5'8
>hair color doesn't matter, as long as it looks good, same with length, but longer hair preferred
>likes vidya
>likes anime
>likes to travel and walk around with me
>artistic
>creative
>likes doing cute relationship things with me
>white, or white and Asian mixed
>keeps herself healthy enough
>enjoys the shore
>despite being yandere, will still tell me any problems she has with me so I can fix them for her

>>36993304
>tomboyish short hair and slightly muscular physique
>boobs a bit bigger than they probably should be
>can keep up with my train of thought
>patient with me
>likes hentai doujinshi
>likes vidya
>close to my age
>sees what I do as romantic and not creepy
>can improv with me

I think I got all the bases.

>>36993647
brother
eventually you realize
that no matter where you go in the world
women are whores dude

you'll find a pretty and loyal gf wherever you go
just takes time to find it

>>36997625
Real poetry right there.

original

>>36993304
>real girl
>coddles me like a child so I can sit at home all day being a neet

Bumping to see more gfs

>real
>not fake
>brown hair but can't be too dark or light must be a lightish shade that compliments eyes
>blue eyes, again not too dark or too light as to seem grey, must match hair in the right way
>freckles but not too many or she'll look like an old banana
>between 5' and 5'3
>shoe size no larger than 6.5
>fingers long and thin looking, not short like some troll hands
>virgin, has never seen a penis in real life
>has kissed no more than two boys and one girl
>some piercings for me to mess with
>no stretched ears
>likes some nerd-ish things but isn't a weeb
>shy and reserved around people at first
>doesn't do drugs but won't care if I do
>at least 25 score on ACT or 3.8 GPA in college
>been outside the country but only with family not other stacies
>likes photography
>doesn't dress overly showy
>can sing or play an instrument

Before you assault me, no I don't deserve a girl like this and yes I know I'm dying alone.

>>36993304
Thick, but not super fat and small belly
No cottage cheese
works out
At least one shared interest
Knows what is going on in the world

>>36994159
How do I achieve this?
Originidad and oribago