>tfw blood in my semen

Haha no it's never happened me you bloody dick fag

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>>36991444
I don't even fap that often.

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>>36991410
You better go to your doctor, otherwise it will get injection and then you will gona have a amputation.

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>>36991570
I'm American. Can't afford basic health care.

bloody semen can be a sign of prostate cancer
so have fun not going to the doctor for that i guess

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>>36991710
>have to talk about fapping with dad to get doctors appointment cost covered
>have to talk about fapping with doctor
>have to admit to being a wizard to doctor
>probably some crazy tests, including up my asshole

>>36991513
That's what you get for being a perv :^)

>>36991751
Definitely asshole tests confirmed

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So should I do a test fap later today and see if there is blood again, or wait a week in case something needs to heal?

>>36991859
You should probably see a doctor or go to one of those free EBT clinics for niggers

>>36991859
I've had blood in my semen before, and nothing ever came of it; it doesn't necessarily indicate prostate cancer or a dangerous illness. If there is blood there in the future, go see a doctor.

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>>36991889
TEST FAP OR NO TEST FAP AND WAIT A WEEK?

>>36991859
Wank before going to sleep , if blood go see a doctor the next day

>>36991908
What do you think caused it?

>>36991911
You already fapped today and found blood...what more conclusive evidence do you need?

>>36991927
I don't know maybe it was a one-time thing?

>>36991924
That time I rammed a nail down my urethra to see if it would feel good while I masturbated

>>36991410
Congratulations son, you're a woman now.

>>36991938
Try in 2 days and if there's blood again, go see a doctor

>>36991919
Okay I'll try. I thought maybe it was a blood vessel?

>>36991967
Okay. See >>36991751 I sure hope it goes away.

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>>36991956
I wish. Life on easy mode would be great.

>>36991751

You could say you noticed when you were giving your gf a facial

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>>36992078
I wouldn't want to dig myself into a deeper bed of lies. Next thing you know I'd be the first wizard getting an STD test.

>>36991410 one of the signs of prostate cancer, congratulations :D

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Tfw semen in my blood

>>36991911
I'd test fap but that's just me

>>36991410
I had some tiny red thing come out once or twice. I went to panic and had a nofap of 1-3 days. That solved it.

>>36991998
If the feminist revolution really happens, anyone can become a woman just by saying they identify as one. :^)

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>>36991947
you did what
oregano
original

>>36991410
I had blood in my cum once when I was 15. It freaked me out but I never said anything and it never happened again. I'm 21 and everything seems to be working fine down there.

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>>36991513
Well maybe it like flossing your teeth.

>>36991410
Unless you're 50+ or feel pressure in your rectum/have urinary symptoms you can forget about prostate cancer.
Some red or brown color mixed in can happen if you don't clean the pipes for a long time.
If it happens the very next time you ejaculate I'd go visit a doctor.

Sound like kidney stones

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>>36991410
The bleeding is due to inflammation of the epididymes, the prostate or rupture in the blood vessels along the seminal or urethra.

It's not dangerous and also pretty normal for guys under 40. If your dick starts to hurt or if you have trouble taking a piss then go see a doctor.

>>36994005

No, if you have a kidney stone, you'll know it.

Mine had me rolling around on the floor in agony.

>>36991410
Brb kanye called

He said he was gonna write a verse for you called "blood in your seed" but he got bored