That Kid Thread

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>that kid who used a Rugrats folder for English class in 8th grade
That was me

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>That kid who was bullied and beaten up almost every day all throughout school but nobody seemed to believe him when he told teachers, leaving him with mental problems and depersonalisation years later

>That kid who watched porn during the sleepover

>That kid who cut part of his thumb off during class playing with scissors

>>36990925

>If you get bullied, just tell an adult :^)

They unironically still teach kids this and pat themselves on the back for doing their part to end bullying. I have never seen an adult do anything about bullying. The only way to stop it is to hit back and get in trouble for it.

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>that kid who claimed futa and traps weren't gay and lost all of his friends because of it
was me desu

>MLP
>middle school
underage

>>36991027
>> The only way to stop it is to hit back and get in trouble for it.

Yeah did that once and I got accused of bullying ironically because the bully and his mates rallied around saying it was me bullying them. Ended up getting excluded for a couple days.

It all makes me wonder if I'm actually the bad guy, you know?

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That kid who took shit in the sink, the sink broke with him and he had to be taken to hospital for blood intoxication from pieces of ceramic and shit stuck in his buttcheeks

>that kid who wore his undies over his pants, pretending to be a superhero.

>>36991074
MLP came out around 6 or 7 years ago.

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>that kid who got caught masturbating by his friend's mum

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>>36991108
thats why you invite them over to your house to play with some fancy new toy and beat the shit out of them. I did this to the kid that was bullying be and I left him crying on the ground. Told him that if he ever tried to make fun of me again I would do it again.

>tfw was known as total psychopath since then
>tfw kids didnt want to be my friend because they thought I would murder them
>tfw it has been 11 years and people i became really close friends with are still afraid of me and think i'm a psycho

>>36991259
Did it turn out like my American pornos?

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>>36991347
No, they just sort of giggled and walked out. It's even worse as well since she was also a good friend of my mum, so I don't know if she told her. I want to go back, back to that day round my friend's house at 14 years old and not think that just because my friend is asleep I can have a wank on his living room floor

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>that kid who would play five finger filet in class and wowed all the normies with his fast fingers

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>that kid that got spit on but didn't do anything because he was scared
>that kid that thought everybody was constantly laughing at him
>that kid that didn't have friends because "he didnt want to"
>that kid that got scared when there was homework for 2 and he had no friends in a class with an even number of students
>that kid that started crying before the fight even started

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>>36991627
Fuck you cunt you made my school life hell

>>36991627

>that kid that got scared when there was homework for 2 and he had no friends in a class with an even number of students

Can this be more fucking relatable?

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>that kid in science class that had a test tube somehow go through his hand and had to go to the hospital
>that special needs kid that would beat up other special needs kids
>that kid that went into labor in class

>that kid who wore hoodies, played old videogames, and had hair that looked like an anime characters
>that kid who was autistic and tried to act like if he were a movie hero and just ended up sounding like a retard
>that kid who sounded like a gay man with tourettes syndrome
>that kid who who was an annoying little cunt but the teacher was always on his side

Christ I feel old. Mlp in middle school indeed.. I remember the original series still playing in the early 90s

>>36991230
>>36990761

Still way too young for this board.

You can't be a fucking robot if you're under 25 at least. 30 is ideal.

>that kid who always wore a hoodie no matter how hot it was because it gave him an unrational sense of security
>that kid who performed well in class but would start stuttering whenever talked to
>that kid who Chads would protect from bullies for pure pity
>that kid who sat with the girls in class

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>that kid who didn't even get picked in gym class, he had to pick a team since all the teams were even and everybody was asking him not to join theirs
>that kid who smiled too much
>that kid who said thank you and excuse me too much

>>36992018
>that kid who sat with the girls in class
>that kid who performed well in class but would start stuttering whenever talked to

are you me?

>>36991981
This. Sometimes I forgot it's probably just kids calling mea faggot here

>>36992018
>that kid who always wore a hoodie no matter how hot it was because it gave him an unrational sense of security

Literally was and still is me.

>that kid who got bullied by kids 4 years younger than him and cried about it

>>36992096
>probably

You know it is.

Same with the NEET/wagie threads. It's just a few 12 year olds posting le ebin pepes for le keks XD

>>36992096
I remember shitposting as a young 12 year old underageb& :')

Now I just shitpost as a young 19 y/o

>>36991027
Idk my bullying stopped when I told. At least the more severe stuff. Nothing much can stop kids making the odd nasty remark in passing. Think it depends on age and how seriously the school takes it

>>36991499
I used to that then I stopped for awhile tried again and scarred myself

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>>36992129
I feel sorry for you that you've already and are currently wasting the best years of your life & will continue to do so.

Thank fuck 4chan didn't even exist until I was 19 and I wouldn't find out a bout it a few years later. I at least had a normal life up until my early 20s.

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>>36990761
That kid who unironically browses iFunny.

>>36992129
4chan didn't exist when I was 12. Man, but I certainly did the same as a 15 year old.

>that kid who claimed to be a blackbelt in karate but just screamed while windmilling in every fight

>>36992127
And even half the woman hate. As an older kv I really don't feel any spergy rage over it myself. But perhaps I'm totally wrong about this

>>36992170
>>36992186

I'm in a weird spot right now. I've spent the last 7 years on 4chan but I would consider myself a chad more than anything. I don't sit at home and browse all day but when I'm home I usually play vidya or browse. Currently I'm living off of dead dad bux and this "youth job connection" program where I get payed $11.40/hr with no deductibles to sit in a room and learn how not to fuck up getting a job. I still go out to parties, and I've got a FWB I'm talking to right now.

I don't know, I feel like I'm only living up to half of my potential at the moment.

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>That kid that did okay in all his classes
>That kid who hung out with every social group but didn't really have friends
>That kid who got invited to social gatherings but always declined

>>36992339
My high school life was the same minus declining social gatherings. Despite being known as "the really funny guy" i was never invited to anything.

>>36990814

so? thats normal

>That kid who vanished during lunch

>>36992171
>sexspoisition
>sex
>s
>pois
>ition

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>>36990814
>rugrats
>supposed to be a bad thing

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>that kid who wrote "the jews" on a sticky note
>stuck it on the wall
>fellow autist sees it
>disrupts class to rip it off
>gets yelled at
>mfw he said THE JEWS DID THIS

>>36992448
There doesn't have to be anything wrong with it and nobody would have thought much of it if I was a more popular personality, but everyone honestly thought I was retarded in middle school anyway and having Nickelodeon-based folders probably didn't help with that, especially when everyone else had ordinary, plain color folders.

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>That kid who pissed in the toy box at break in secondary school
>mft I still have friends

>that kid who drew a swastika on the board in 5th grade and got a letter sent home to parents regarding it

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>That kid who was slapped in the face multiple times by some sperg and did nothing in response
>Those kids that made a circle around them and laughed their asses off while chanting 'pussy'

>that kid who got egged after school and only looked back angrily

Fuck, I felt so sorry for him. It was a pretty hot day as well.

I wish the bully did it to me so I could snap his flimsy body in twain, but for some reason he never messed with me.

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>that kid who quickly drew three sixes on the board when the teacher was gone
>the teacher was religious as fuck
>she quit a week later

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>that kid who never talked to anyone in school because he thought he was being mysterious
Fml I'm such a sperg

>>36990761
>that kid who wanted to sell the wifi psw but only managed to sold it to one person who instantly spread it around the school and got the kid suspended
Yep it was me

> That kid that borrowed something from you and never returned it because he kept "forgetting"

Fucking Mexican stole my game

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>That kid who knew all these cool internet sites
>That kid who started crying when he wrote a bad exam
>>36991027
>If you get bullied, just tell an adult :^)
>Tfw my teacher was the bully
Literally nothing I could do.
Glad she got to old for the job

>>36993524
>not telling your parents the teacher molested you

>>36993524
At least there wasn't figuratively nothing you could do. Literally. Thanks anon!

>>36993328
>that kid who started playing pokemon silver, was so into it he didn't notice the break end bell ringing and skipped a whole hour of class
Kek, it was glorious

>>36993576
>that kid who arrived 30 minutes late at the oral exam and still attended it and passed the exams
the beginning of the end.

>>36993560
>molest
not quite. Just harassing me etc.
>>36993564
>Thanks anon!
!

>>36993328
>that kid who downloaded a VPN app on his phone to bypass the wifi restrictions the school had just set the router on and laughed every time someone talked about the school wifi

>>36991132
What the fuck. There are no other words.

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>>36993748
>app

Leave

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>>36993524
>That slav squat
I used to squat under my highschool stairs too. That pic hits home.

>>36993914
I have android meng, but I'm used to calling applications apps. Or did you mean I was supposed to bring a laptop at school?

>>36993982
It's the fact that ''apps'' were a thing when you were in school.

>>36994024
It was my first year of high school in that one.

>>36993622
>that kid who read on a focus that there's gold in phones and stole a potato's nokia to check that

>that kid that said "traps aren't gay" in class and then had to explain what it meant to everybody

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>>36990761
>that kid at the christian private school who snitched on everyone for everything
>ended up emailing a kids parents trying to snitch on the fact the kid owned modern warfare and was only 12

>that autistic kid that would poke you in the back of the neck with a pin for no reason
>that Korean band kid who got in a fight with said retard before electronics class

>>36994198
That Korean kid go LA Riots on his ass or what?

>>36994249
no, they just exchanged a few pathetic punches.

>>36994082
>still not understanding why he's a huge faggot

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>>36993147
if you're tall and fat theres your answer.

skinny kids usually don't fuck with fat guys cause they hit like a truck

>>36990761

> that kid who saw his oneitis getting fucked against a tree
> that kid that got his arm fucking crushed by shaking the vending machine and having it fall on him
> that kid that took a gun and bullets to school (England btw) and made the fucking national news
> the nigger kids who's speak Nigerian to each other and would refuse to speak English
> the fat kid who would eat anything

>>36994109
>that kid who taught the class about 2007 memes and sold a "new meme" every day for a collective sum until the second year of high school

>>36994082
you are retarded. how old are you?

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>that kid who killed himself
i still think of him from time to time. goodnight sweet prince

>>36994365
>dude you must follow the rules of the 4channer to be a 4channer, if pc isn't the only electronic device you've ever used then you aren't one of us

>>36994450
19. Yeah i admit I'm pretty stupid, do you actually think you're intelligent?

>>36994475
>thinks posting absolute gibberish will deflect from his inheren faggotry

>>36994542
>a sentence slightly more complicated than one you could understand in 3rd grade is somehow gibberish
Massive tard.

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>>36993938
I did that too.
Before I knew of this place I thought I would be the only one who does this

>that kid who was jacking it in the middle of the bathroom
>that kid who pissed in the teacher's mouth
>that kid who ate a plastic spork
>that kid who created a satanic ritual in the storage closet

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>that kid that FUCKING DIED
original

>>36992605
wanka

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>that kid who smashed his fellow students head with a door
>that kid who would kick a person when he's down, literally
>that kid who would constantly start fights with the slightest bit of confrontation/insult
>even punched a teacher
>that kid later on didn't get messed with anyone throughout his school life cause he became the bully.
>he did it all because he was afraid of getting picked on like he was during elementary.

>>36994695
>That kid who posts on a "That kid who" thread saying that kid that killed himself is "original
Kek

>That kid who somehow concealed a revolver in his jacket and showed it off right after columbine.
>That kid who had a nervous breakdown in class and had to go meds
>That kid who was constantly traveling and everyone was jealous of him
>That kid who threw smoke grenades at the school dance

>>36992605
ravioli ravioli fuck off you cunt (ioli)

>>36992970
Mate pissing on/in things is funny. One of my friends pissed in the school hall, in a classroom, and at the back of the cinema, and everyone in school found it hilarious. And I meant laughing with him, not at him

>>36994501
no, but im not retarded

>>36992018
>that kid who sat with the girls in class
Your post was relatable until here. How did you manage to do that? Lucky bastard

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>that kid from Germany who flipped out if someone said a racist word or Hitler
>that kid who went from a /pol/ack in freshman year and would talk about eugenics to a dude weed lmao liberal because of his gf
>that kid who slipped on ice all the time
>that kid who threw a molotov into another kid's house due to bullying

>fight kids i didn't like
>flung rubber bands at people
>shot teacher with folded paper + rubber band (forehead)

I was 6

>>36994941
not as lucky as you think
every guy who hung out exclusively with girls was extremely gay and ostracized by other guys

>that kid who drew a penis in 3000$ plotting software and got a note sent home regarding pornographic images
Literally two circles, two lines, and a half circle

>>36994985
>that kid who threw a molotov into another kid's house due to bullying

thats's pretty hardcore

>that kid who stared at your feet whenever you dipped them out of your shoes under your desk

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>>36991627
yeaaaaah nostalgia.....

>>36990814
As long as it wasn't "all grown up" then you're fine

>>36995066
>thats's
>thatssss'ssss
>hatssssssssss'sssssssss
>sssssssssss'sssssssssssss
>SSSssssSSSSS'ssssSSSsss *rattling*

>that one kid who had a bad group friends who would always pick on him
>That kid who took too much criticism
>That one kid who hates himself because of said criticism

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>that kid and his friend who told the autistic kid that they kill dogs for fun
>that kid who challenged the autistic kid to race saying that he was the speed demon
>that kid who got his black friend to throw a marble at the autistic kid
>that kid who almost got beat up by the autistic kid
>that kid who got taken out of class beacause the school cop wanted to know if he was actually killing dogs because the autistic kid snitched on him
>that kid that pissed in the teachers supply closet because there was a sub

>>36992605
oh frick

>giving presentations in class
>Have to stick your usb drive into the main computer that's connected to the projector
>Everyone can see all your files
>One kid had his stick full of Naruto hentai pictures
If it were possible to die from second-hand embarrassment, it would have been genocide in that classroom

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>that kid who used to be really fit but got super fat because of second hand smoke
>that kid who got bullied and that that was how friends behaved with each other
>that kid who never spoke to anyone and got aggressive a lot so the teachers thought he had autism and put him in the special kids class

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>That teacher that got so angry he threw a desk at a kid
He was such a mild mannered guy, I can't even imagine what it must have took to make him snap like that

That kid who REEEE'd during recess and attacked kids with a tumbleweed

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>>36992018
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>>36992018
Is it just me or is every kid that has exclusively girls as friends faggots?

>>36995777
checked

but it something similar happened at my school. A kid a year below me was making fun of one sperg kid with huge anger issues (and a melonhead lol) so the sperg tried to rush him and the dude just threw his chair at him

It was hilarious to watch, nothing is funnier than spergs getting laid out.

>that kid who lived in your area and who was murdered with his mum
I was allowed to skip school that day so it was rather pleasant.

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>>36993328
>>36993748

GET OUT OF MY BOARD YOU 20 YEAR OLDS KIDS

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>>36996121
There was this kid in school named 'Boil'. That was his last name, but it worked because he was fat as fuck, always bright red in the face and covered in acne. He liked to alternate between being a bully and schmoozing up to people to try and be their friend. Needless to say, nobody liked Boil. One day he's arguing with this kid and they square up to fight. This kid, who was like 100 pounds with a Justin Bieber bowlcut, threw the cleanest right hook into Boil's jaw and Boil immediately stiffens up, palms down straight at the ground, toes point upwards, then he falls backwards onto the grass, stiff as a board. It was the the most looney tunes looking shit I've ever seen in real life.

>that kid who was always really tall but did not get a single girl through his entire school career
>that kid who wanted to be confrontational, but was also too empathetic to truly upset people
>that kid who discussed politics with his generic liberal and generic conservative friend loudly in the library to look smart
>that kid who really liked Pink Floyd, maaaaaaaaaaan

>>36996413
who are you and how long have you been following me

>that dude who unironically belived that communism is best option and draw hammer and sickle everywhere
>that guy that yelled "a woman" when our new teacher asked what animal would we want to be
>that fag who always smoked cigs in the toilet

>>36992605
this is for (You) originaldo

>>36992129
me too but am 23 now anon

makes me emotional being nostalgic for going home from being bullied and sitting fapping constantly to /d/ and diligently lurking to become the best /b/tard unironically like the the retarded lil shit I was

>>36991053
My middle school crush doesn't fucking have a cock Brian

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>that kid that had crusty white stuff in his hair once and got called "semen hair" for the next four years
>that kid that shuffle danced next to the front exit every single day
>that fat wheelchair retard that moaned loudly 24/7 but otherwise did nothing but stare vacantly
>that creepy gym teacher that got fired, arrested, and lost his wife and kids because he got caught fucking a student
>that kid that you didnt know except for the one time he called you a faggot that got hit by a car while driving his moped and died
>that kid who got in trouble for having a fake wedding with his "girlfriend" in 3rd grade and got dumped for it
>that kid that spent all recess every recess burning ants to death on the super hot plastic border surrounding the playground
>that kid that may or may not have gotten caught jerking off at school but never lived it down regardless
>that kid who's water broke at the school dance and i stepped in it
>that kid who asked around for weed in 5th grade as a joke but got screamed at by the principal in front of the whole class until he cried, later became a drug dealer

i know i have more

>that kid who exclusively kicked his locker handle until it opened and never learned the combination
>that kid with really long hair who came to school on picture day with a 3 feet tall mohawk, got sent home but actually managed to get his picture taken first
>that kid who took way too much benadryl and robitussin and got chased through an apartment complex by some dude who's house he broke into
>that kid who stole alcohol from meijer every day for months and claimed they didnt care and he wouldnt get arrested except he did get arrested because obviously they will fucking notice if you steal liquor every day for months wtf
>that kid who got arrested in 12th grade for selling weed then got arrested again immediately after, for selling weed, and is now in jail for 5 years
>that kid who came to school fucked up on benadryl and robitussin every day

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>>36994612
>I did that too.
We are brothers, you and I.

>>36992605
fuggggggggggggggggg you mang, people who post these are arseholes

>>36992018
How about
>That kid who always sat with the girls and wouldn't say a fucking word until spoken to and would only give one word answers

>>36990761
I LOVE YOU
YOU LOVE ME
THAT FEEL WHEN NO F OF G

>>36992605
fak uff

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>>36994985
>>that kid who went from a /pol/ack in freshman year and would talk about eugenics to a dude weed lmao liberal because of his gf
>changing your principles because of a woman

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>>36995185
I like your autism
it's just so

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>>36996413
>>36996589
this gang stalking is really pretty over the line
lemme alone

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>>36997136
!
I dont know if it was a better time back then tho.

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>>36997361
I am a simple man. I see an extra s, I start acting like a snake

>that kid who found a way to get round the internet filter and downloaded hentai
>that kid who bought flash games on a flash drive to play in computing class
>that jus who bought a handheld console to school and who people crowded around in the playground to watch
>that kid who when caught talking in class would blame the person he was talking to
>that kid who groped a girl's butt and got slapped for it

>>36990761
>that kid who was a squeaker on xbox live and got himself permabanned from it

>>36992605
NO PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SENPAI!!!!!!

>that kid who spent his youth playing video games and talking on internet message boards instead of making friends and finding a girlfriend

>That kid who got slapped on the ass constantly by girls
>That kid who told on them (to a female teacher) and nothing came of it except being called gay by the other kids
>That kid who still has a phobia of girls
>That kid who only now realizes how quickly he'd be paraded around as a brave hero who is so brave for standing up to her aggressors if the sexes were switched

I fucking hate women

>>36992605
Lole sat pic fune

>That teacher who moaned when she got her arse groped by Chad
>That teacher who always wore a summer dress whenever it were hot
>That same teacher who always used to let a strap fall down and leave it down for a while
>Those feels when she transferred

That's for giving then 11yo me my shoulder and bra strap fetish, Miss Harvey

>that kid that humped the fence and shouted that he was losing his puberty
>that kid who bought a rotary phone to class when cell phones were banned
>that kid who drew a swastika on the whiteboard of the German teacher.
>that kid in French class who always used the word 'merde' when the teacher made us play hangman.

>That boy who got physically bullied by girls

>>36997685
>>>that kid who bought a rotary phone to class when cell phones were banned

What a fucking lad. Sounds like a laugh that kid

>that boy who stuck his penis into a radiator thinking it would give him explosive orgasms

>>36990966
shit, i thought you didnt notice

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>>36997462
The spirit evoked by the slav squat will remain true to you always, so long as you are true to it. Even after best of days, it will not leave your side.

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>>36997584
you seems like you could really use a you
anything on your mind?

>>36997772
and?
was he right?
I'm not above trying new things

>>36997718
fuck you girls mature faster than boys this happens all the time

>>36992018
>>that kid who always wore a hoodie no matter how hot it was because it gave him an unrational sense of security

Fuck you man I live up north and it's comfy

>>36997835
He was found by staff because of the giant scream. He came to school the next day with a giant bulge in the crotch I his pants, a bandage like thing to protect his very burnt dick.

>>36997801
>Even after best of days, it will not leave your side.
Thanks for those wise words letterman!

>>36997894
Yeah. That pretty much figures, but I still admire his pioneering spirit.
>t. stuck my dick in the pool heat jet all the time as a wee lad, quite thankful for the non-incidents in retrospect. The disaster WCS never even flashed across my mind occurred to me as a kid.

>>36990761
>Mlp during middle school
Fuck I feel fucking old now

>>36992605
You're an asshole did you know this or not

>>36990966
nigga we ALL watched porn during the sleep over fuqumeen

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> that kid who shit his pants in 3rd grade on all class eyes
> that kid who prefer bites and low kick in nuts during school "fights"
> that kid who got depressed in 2007 first time and didn't understood that
> that kid who was bullied all school time except high school
> that kid who was completely alone all school time
> that kid who realized how cringy he was for himself and start hate all his past
> that kid who wanted to be a real beard man, but become a sissy boi on HRT.

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>>36995770
>but got super fat because of secondhand smoke
anon...

>>36992605
desu
originalio

>>36995770
lmao get fucked will

>>36997783
As someone who shared a room. We also know when you fapped.

>>36998292
It's hard to play sports when you can barely breath even before you start running.

>That kid who no matter what he wore thought he looked uncomfortable and ugly and fat in it so he just changed into his regular go to comfort hoodie.

>That Chad who thought you were cool for some reason
>He even sat next to you in a class which none of his friends were in
>Whenever a Chad would talk shit to you he'd be like "Leave him alone, anon's cool"
>For whatever reason he had your back.

>>36992605
not again
oooo

>The kid who everyone thought was cool and they invited him to sit with them and stuff but never invited him outside of school or gave him their numbers and stuff.

>>36998627
That was me ever other year

>That kid who's report card was:
>A pleasure to teach
>Concentrates well in class
>Is good at the subject
>Needs to participate more in class
>Needs to speak up and speak louder
>Doesn't do well during presentations
>Is often a follower over a leader in group work
>Polite, punctual and attentive but has difficulties opening up and asking for help when he needs it.

>>36997620
You sound like a fucking homo tbqh

>>36998718
Yeah I'm sure you'd love to be touched at random times without your permission

>>36998776
Only fags snitch

>>36998804
It would've been okay if it were one girl and she was just being flirty. It was a big inside joke because they all hated me and knew they could get away with it. Fucking infuriating

>That kid who deliberately tried to be random and say weird shit because he thought it made him quirky and cute like various anime characters and he'd be the adorable funny random one thats often in friend groups of TV shows.
>Quirky like Phoebe from Friends where everyone just laughs along with her and finds it endearing
>Thinks people will call him unique
>He just comes off like a big weirdo and a bit creepy

>>36998804
40% of sexual assaults are commited by women and you're contributing to the female on male sexual assault taboo

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>>36992605
Is the guy on the right supposed to be the guy from the "Pajeet my son" comics?

>>36998853
I knew a guy like that, and it turned out he wrote incest-ridden fan fiction where he was the OC insert protagonist.

>>36990761
Wtf that kid was my friend. He had aspergers but we were good friends, I was his only friend. He watched MLP then someone started a rumor about him (not sure what it was) and he got so embarassed he moved. The fact that he left was proably really bad cause then I had no one to play WoW with and that was pretty much my only hobby.
If you're reading this, I wish you never left, Arvid.

>>36991074
MLP has been around since the '80s mate.

>>36998896
Sounds hot af famalam

>>36998882

Fuck you nigger

Originallllllllllllllesmgsedkmgrsekg

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>That kid who used to befriend all the girls and bully the beta fags
>then kid who would ignore all the guys and just chill with the girls during and after school
>that kid who would beat up other boys if stacy ordered it
>that kid who beat up the chill black anime dude who just wanted to chill with you and have fun because Stacy didnt like him
>he later became his best friend a year later, ditched all the staceys and begun to protect the betas

That kid was me. sorry Dami.

>>36998976
It was pretty disturbing, because he made me read it and didn't understand why I found it fucked up.
He also wanted to be a teacher.

>>36992018
>unrational
Anon, I...

>>36995690
>Not having a separate drive just for school

He was either poor or stupid.

>That kid everyone hated, and nobody knew why
>He kept to himself, said hello to people and was friendly if a little quiet when spoken to, but everyone hated him for some unknown reason

Sorry Simon

>>36991939
In the first one
Somebody said I looked like L cause I had tired eyes and was weird

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>>36990761
>>that kid who unironically watched mlp
that was me

>That silent kid who snapped at a point beating up the normo because he smoked next to him.
>He asked the normie to stop.
>He didn't.

It was quite a sight.

>>36992605
fugal

>>36992605
Yeeeeeeep I feel that

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>>36998437
that kid made my middle school years amazing

thank you jack

>>37001215
are you actually me? I had a friend named jack in middle school, was alpha but not a chad.

>>37001295
same case with the jack i knew but the name is so common im sure theres a hundred beta jacks for every alpha jack

>that crippled girl that went to the public pool and just sat next to it in their motorized scooter

why even bother?

>>37001700
That's mean anon
They just wanna be where people are at even if they can't join them

>>36991981
>You can't be a fucking robot if you're under 25 at least.
If you believe this then you're part of the problem and have no right to be posting in this thread.
>>36992170
Bullcrap. I WISH I had known about 4chan in 6th or 7th grade. In all honesty I became more tolerated once I started meming and starting every sentence off with >implying.

>>36992018
I quialify for literally all of those

>>36992605
niggerniggerkillniggers

>>37001832
I'd be lying if I said browsing while i was 12 was bad for me. It really helped me to see that A) i'm fucking 12 and shit doesn't magically get better when i become 20 and B) I don't want to end up like a lot of these fuckers.

>>36997515
you have to infiltrate arsenal gears

>>36990966
>that kid who got locked out at the sleepover
sorry, ross, when david's mom said the pizza was here we actually agreed to not tell you and leave you outside

>>36990966
>that kid who dared you to watch gay porn during a sleepover
>that kid who watched with you to make sure you were actually watching
>that kid who turned out to be a closet faggot
>tfw I was too

I think I missed my shot robots.

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>that islander football player who called another guy a spic and got the shit beat out of him
>those guys (previous Latino guy included) who committed aggravated robbery and spent three years in jail

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>that kid who talked about masturbating on the band trip to San Diego and who you had to share a bed with
>that autistic kid who got a job as a Walmart greeter

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your days are numbered, barneyfag.
prepare for inevitable purification.

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>>36995244
Stop being me right now

Origami salami

>>36990966
>that edgy chick who turned out cat lady that invited you over for a "birthday party" when she was sixteen
>pulled up pornhub on her thinkpad
>pretty heavy rope shit
>i was closeted, transition was barely a thought in my mind, and i definitely wasnt gonna have this shit
>shut her down
she ended up dying her hair blue anyways kek. she was pretty but yeahno. she was heavy into harry potter and deathcore so red flags all around

>That kid who doesn't know how to post in these threads because of his clear inability to find patterns of behavior in other people or himself
>That kid that doesn't actually remember much of his life beyond a few weeks ago
Somehow I go on.

>that kid who thought it would be funny to fart in the school vacuum but it sucked up part of his rectum and he had to go to the ER

>>36992605
Why do you do this senpai

>>36992605
c'mon man what the fuuuuucck

>That one kid who introduced his friends to 4chan and fucked their lives forever
Sorry Trevor and Philip

>>36992605
Fuck you idiot ass idiot

>>36992605
Mommy live pls xd xd Reddit 4 lyf

>>36992605
you caught me on that post my good man

>that kid who was weird enough to be designated weird, but not weird enough to be 'the weird kid'

>>36992605
eat a dicccccccckc

>>36991108
Should have beat him twice as hard for being a snitch
>snitches get stitches

>that kid who always got super nervous like an autistic wreck when he was paired with a qt3.14 grill in a group project
Was me all throughout elementary, middle and most of high school

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>>36990761
>that kid who had shitty unfinished comics in his folder, along with furry shit
>that "asexual" who just couldn't get anyone to like her
>that girl who rejected her orbiters who gave her the only male attention she had for years and talked about how boys were confusing
>that chad who watched anime and discussed anime/played chess with the weebs

>>36990761
>That kid who can never commit
That is me

>That teacher who got everyone thought was a rapist because of his look, and happened to get fired for accidentaly putting porn on the projector.
>That teacher who beat up a kid with a book.
>That teacher who people called hardy marty for his hard nipples.
>That kid who screamed at ants.
>That kid who everyone called a jew to the point where he thought he was a jew and came to school with a yamaca and star of david necklace.
>That kid who couldn't stop lying, for example, "I fell off of a fifty foot barn," "I cought a 200lb tree that fell over with one hand."
>That kid who kept breaking her legs all the time from walking and had to ride around on some kind of medical scooter and one day she fell off of it and started crying like a whale in the funniest way.
>That fat ass who couldn't pull up his damn pants.
>That kid who smelled so bad that the school made him take a shower.
>That kid who got expelled on his first day for hitting a teacher.
>That kid who took the CDs out of all of the books and threw them around class.
>That kid who threw open sharpies at the wall
>That kid who slapped a girls ass and the teacher gave the whole class a lecture about sexual harrasment
>That autistic kid who was just awesome as fuck for some reason that only me and my friend understood

>>36994407
> the nigger kids who's speak Nigerian to each other and would refuse to speak English
would they also wear formal dress clothing to school? that's what they did at my school

>>37004672
>that "asexual" who just couldn't get anyone to like her
HAHA holy shit this

>those kids that got themselves killed in a drinking and driving accident in the middle of a school day while they were skipping
Serves them right, at least there's less genetic trash to worry about.

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So in addition to the classics in the other thread:
> that kid who set a trash can on fire
> that kid who prepared to beat someone else up in the cafeteria even though the teachers were watching, and never got the chance
> that kid who disappeared one year, sparking rumors that he was arrested
> that kid with a horrifying birth defect
> that kid who committed suicide in his junior year
> that kid who made these horrifying class projects but could get away with it because he was hilarious
> that kid who was probably secretly a Neo-Nazi unironically
> that kid who was a class clown but was expelled for something you'd knew he'd do
> that kid who had a mission to visit every restroom in the school, even the girls' restrooms
> that kid who took freshman year three times

I got a couple more true ones from HS:
> that kid who stapled his own hand just to see what would happen
> that kid who would print 4chan memes and stick them all over the school
> that kid who was part retarded and wore a hoodie that he never washed
> that kid who because he was a senior he thought he was a Chad but was just an idiot
> that kid who quoted the Beatles "Number nine, number nine, number nine..." when the math teacher came to that problem

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>>36993071
Was that kid you?

>>36998833
honestly i would've done it back. i experienced the same thing and grabbed their asses back, and they kept playing along with it

>That kid who pulled a pube out and put it on the table to prove he hit puberty.

>That shy, innocent, youthful looking kid who acted all adorable and cutesy but was secretly into a ton of drugs
>Had a motherlode of stashes in his bed room
>Had done a ton of weird sex stuff

My jaw dropped when I started hanging out with him.

>>36992605
MODS!!!!! orignafldsflalsfsa

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>>36992605
only if you check my 5

>That kid who got locked in bathroom as prank and accidentally hung him self jumping out the window

>That kid who pranked a kid by locking him in the bathroom and shot himself a week later in the same bathroom

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>>36990761
>Th@ Kid Thread

Ok.

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>that kid that had a nervous breakdown when trying to say a prayer in front of the class (Catholic school).
>that kid that that got expelled for watching porn in Religion class
>that girl that's nudes got spread around school and she got expelled
>that kid that left a banana in his locker for a year and it was shriveled brown crusty twig in May
>that annoying fat kid in grade school that got swole in High School and became a total Chad
>that edgy atheist that listened to kpop
>that kid that brought a Naruto book to school and showed you what ecchi was. (seriously wtf man)
>that autistic kid that wanted to unironically buy a firetruck
>that kid that ran a teacher down at recess and broke her arm
>that kid that got expelled for showing off his butterfly knife tricks at recess
>that kid that literally browsed reddit every second every class (I don't think he ever took notes)
>that kid that let out a damn near 20-second long fart loudly in class and then laughed about it as everyone turned to him
>that teacher that hardly taught anything because he knew he was already going to get a better job as a pilot on the west coast.
>that kid that seemed like a school shooter type that would go Super Saiyan in PE and failed Health
>that senior that never turned in his final (video project) for Film Study
>that kid that said the name of his spanish artist for a presentation was Che Guevara
>that kid that fell asleep in almost every class

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>>36998262
> that kid who got depressed in 2007 first time and didn't understood that
> that kid who was completely alone all school time
> that kid who realized how cringy he was for himself and start hate all his past
haha very funny anon, stop describing me though

>>36990966
hey look it me

>>36992605
fuck off dickmongerer

>That kid who was pushed around by one girl and fucking lost it and karate chopped her in the neck and gave her some sort of brain damage and was screamed out by the manlet liberal principal

was me

>>36992605
replying out of fear of me mum

>>36992605
No not today you don't

That kid on the first day of school that had to say on thing nice about his table partner as a warm up to the class exercise said I like your shirt when the shirt she had one was showing MAJOR cleavage and she got turned on.

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>>37004744
>that kid who's describing that kids in his class that he's CURRENTLY TAKING instead of reminiscing at a time of several years ago

>>36998361
yeah it's hard when you don't stop eating shit as well

>>36998437
>but when all of his friends were around he'd bully you and later on tell you he had to

i understand man

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>>37006115
Dang it, that meant to be a continuation of my post, not sockpuppeteering! All my stories date back to 2010 or earlier.

Why am I such a moron?

>>36997332
I didn't do that shit my dude. Sad thing is that the kid got me aware of shit going on by (((them))) and became that.

>that kid that had an idea for a that kid post and then forgot it

>>36992196
Audibly kekked, thanks Anon

>>36993461
Tfw mexibot and your white friend did this

>That kid who cheated on every test he could get away with

>>36994822
>tfw I might have become that kid if I didn't get expelled in 6th grade after threatening to shoot someone

>>36992605
UwU
Pls no

>>36997620
>that kid whose younger brother had his ass slapped by girls so he punched one of the girls right in the face and got suspended for a month
Fuck this sexual harassment double-standard

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>that kid who brought a gun to school the day after a major shooting

I thought my life was fucking over

>>36990761
>That kid who was always either sleeping, listening to music with headphones on maximum volume so even the teacher in the other room heared it, was high or all at once in lessons but still only got A's and B+'s
>That kid who went 3 months never saying anything unironic
>That kid who dated the emo girl and managed to be even weirder than her
>That kid who always wore a pentagram necklace
>That kid who made fun of the teachers because he always knew everything better and more detailed
>That kid who is now fat, ugly and wastes his time browsing 4chan

>That kid that made wristbands with the ends of his old sweatpants elastic ends as a joke but the teacher pointed it out to the whole class and now wouldn't mind being dead

>That kid who would always make up ridiculous stories then when he thinks you're lying he never talks to you again

>that kid who turned every single statement by the U.S. history teacher woman into a punchline of a cringy joke or something worth commenting on OUT LOUD

FUCK YOU MATTHEW. YOU WERE UNBEARABLE

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>>37004186
No problem, sweetheart

That kid that had the substitute teacher rubbed his shoulders too hard and the class actually stuck up for him and told the other teacher and ended up having a class discussion about it and got him in trouble.
I don't think he was a pedo or anything. It was just like an old guy going "good job sport" two second thing.

>>36992605
Fuckkkkk mee imn ma butt

oh fuck me in the butt you nickabocka

>>37002728
>harry potter and deathcore
perfect combination

>>37008608
>Tfw that was me.
>I had no base line of reality to work from, because I had no friends.
>I just didn't want people to know I was absolutely alone.

>>36992605
fagasdksldkas;ldk;laskd;laskd;lasdsadasdasdsad

>>36990966
We watched bestiality porn for some reason and then changed our mates laptop background to gay porn while he was taking a piss.

Those were good times, I wonder what those guys are doing now.

>>36992605
End you are life my original friend

>>36992605
Fucking faggot.

Shamalama

>that kid threads supposed to be about hilarious stories about other kids
>faggots post unfunny tfwnogf-tier stories with "that was me"

it's like r9k all over again

>that kid that lies about everything
>claims he has jets and luxury cars
>googled japanese girl selfie and used it as his phone wallpaper, claming it to be his gf
>her name was sera
>defends her when chads made fun of it
>you can insult me but you DON'T TALK ABOUT HER
>claims to live in a house with 7 girls
>another girl is moving in soon, so excited!
>i killed a thief with a bb gun last night, so much blood
pretty sad, not sure if he even knew how obvious it was, or if he even cared. pretty funny looking back now, though

>>36992605
My rugopi

>>37008501
germany, frechen by any chance?

>that kid who kept hating girl even after elementary school
He knew better than everybody

>>36990761
>mlp
>middle school

Are you 16?

>>36992605
autifijckfg

>that kid who had a scat fetish until he shit on the floor

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>>36992605
Don't worry bois, I got this

>that kid who literally rolled on the floor laughing pretending to be a bulldozer
>that kid who got sent to special needs class because of it

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>>36991627
Please delete this, too relatable

>>36992605
Anon you're a nigger

>>36990761
People found out i watch mlp and now they call me clopper

>>36991074
MLP originated in the 80s but bronies are like 6 or 7 years ago.

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>that kid who had a sex change

>>37009332
shit taste tbf but i'll respect it since i was pretty much weaned on philosopher's stone.
MOTHER
captcha Cedre Peeskill

>>36992605
fuck you
on Mother's day too originlaito

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>that obese atheist kid that would talk loudly in class so that everyone could hear their narcissistic conversation about how smart they are

>that tranny kid that would unironically talk about white male privilege as a troublesome social issue

>that ass-licker that would act big and follow the popular guys around but was never invited to anything they did and was made fun of by them

>all those really short kids that were always receiving awards for their exemplary class work

>that social outcast that would follow you around if you show them any interest, and would randomly start up stale conversations with you

>that girl who's had kilometres of cock thrusted into her already by graduation

>that kid that would shamelessly use anime avatars for their school profiles and was always seen in the IT classes

>that kid that would act like an alpha and boast about how masculine he is and how much he likes sport

>those stereotypical black kids

>>36992605
please not me mum tommy pickles

>those kids that could come right up next to you in the urinals and stand right beside you
>that kid that would fuck around with the lab equipment just to impress people but probably has cancer or something now
>that white kid with long dark hair that fucking flipped desks whenever he got mad
>those friends that stabbed you in the back if you ever achieved something worthwhile that gave you social leverage over them

>>37010380
>that white kid with long dark hair
every time

>>36992605

Aggfhgg fuck you

>that kid who was so unbelievably good at fucking sport he could carry a team full of robots (I had a house system in school so he carried us) but he broke his legs every fortnight so he was useless

>that class clown kid who was super ironic and self-deprecatory who did stupid shit like fake bomb threats and acted like depression was a meme to hide his real depression

>>36992605
Nice meme.
>that kid who fractured another kid's skull and got shot a few years later

>>37010265
>that tranny kid that would unironically talk about white male privilege as a troublesome social issue
the worst kind of tranny kid. "FFUCK THIS PEOPLE HAHA I AM THOOOO THUPERIOR"
>that ass-licker that would act big and follow the popular guys around but was never invited to anything they did and was made fun of by them
me
captcha Rivotorto

>that kid who "bet you skrillex is gonna become famous in a few years
I'LL EVENTUALY GET THOSE 10 DOLLARS BACK JOHN YOU FUCKING CUNT

>>36992605
DO NOT!
(You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original)

>>36992605
fuck khihoinoinojojmo

oh boy diggin up some memories boys

>that obese kid who shamelessly wore a full batman costume to school every single day thinking he was cool
>every fucking day for 4 years

>his slightly less obese friend that always championed capitalism as the greatest invention of mankind and got triggered as fuck when someone questioned his retarded beliefs
>he hung out with girls until he called my gf a whore and had 1 friend for the rest of high school
>asked me to produce a rave album for him
>probably browsing /r9k/ right now
fuck you walter this isn't the 1920s capitalism doesn't work anymore

>that ginger kid who was really loud and acted incredibly autistic but still got a pretty nice gf and many friends including me

>that kid who got bullied and alienated by everyone except his one friend for 3 years until he moved to my high school and had to deal with not knowing how to socialize for the rest of his life
>le was me XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>that hot kid who looked like kurt cobain and was pretty cool but was straight

>>37010380
>that white kid with long ginger hair that was taken out of class one day while I was working in the halls with my friend, he was looking pretty mad
>he screeched with the force of a jet engine "YOU RETARDED FUCKING BITCH" or something at someone in his class right next to the teacher who took him out into the hallway
>lowkey scared of him for the rest of the year

Why are all these so fucking weird? Do you all live in America? I live in Sweden and nothing strange ever happens here...we are all calm

What the fuck

>>36992605
RUGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

>>36991499
I was that kid, back in year 8 tech everyone did it with pencils real slow then i walked up to the group with a stanley knife, did the song at 2x speed and turned 360 degrees and walked away

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>>36992339
Literally me. I generally avoided parties and hangouts through school, college, and even now at my job where everybody is actually successful chad. I was always known as the funny guy and everyone liked me, but they were lieing and I knew it, so I stayed home cutting myself and yelling at pictures of college kids. Got caught once by my roomate.

>ha ha man I'm just messin with you, god this took forever for you to comment on. Remind me to never go too far for a joke with you


She moved out within a week.

>>36992115
>that kid who got bullied by kids 4 years younger than him and cried about it
That brings back some memories,
>be me
>friend group are kinda nerdy loners
>hung out in corner of back playground
>comfy af
>year 6
>known as nerdy, thaught pushovers by cunts who didn't know us
>people who did were either friendly or thaught we would shoot up the school, sometimes both
>lunch time
>chatting about new full 3d game coming out by the same guys as Doom
>year 3s show up
>look at them
>look like megatwats
>ignore
>start talking shit
>tell them to fuck off
>one throws a stick
>misses me
>they call us massive fags who should die
>ask them what a fag is
>"i dunno"
>one throws another stick
>Hits friend on my right, starts bleeding
>Thatsit.png
>start walking up to one
>"wut you gunna do nerd?"
>kick full force in ribs wearing steelcap boots
>kid on the ground crying
>other 2 kids charge
>friends back me up
>kick the shit out of them
>all on the ground crying
>i think one pissed himself
>drag them behind big dirt mound
>leave note saying if they snitch they'll get hospitalised
>hear a few weeks later that a year 3 broke 4 ribs after falling out of a tree
>shit was cash

>>37011597
>broke 4 ribs after falling off a tree
Fucking glorious kek

>that kid who made holes in the pipes with his pocket knife, making piss from the urinals spill on the floor

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>>37011544
Jesus fuck
I don't like this

>>36991627
>>that kid that got scared when there was homework for 2 and he had no friends in a class

This was hell even in college.

>>37011012
Was that ginger named Andrew by any chance?

>>37012229
no. his name was rowan

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This was my "Gifted and Talented" class throughout middle school:
>that manlet kidwho'd try to steal anything and would threaten to hack you if you pissed him off
>that fat Indian kid who'd always joke about fucking little kids
>that tall paki kid who'd play basketball with all the black chads
>that kid who sold candy and was generally respected by the majority of his grade as a result
>those Muslim girls
>that black girl who'd always act funny around the candy selling kid and would try to grab his ass every now and then
>that one thick girl who everyone wanted
>that other short kid who had anger issues because of his father, and acted like an autist b/c of this
>that same kid who got suspended because of poking two girls in the pussy
>that overachiever girl who got into one of the most prestigious high schools in the city
>that kid who sat in the back of the class, didn't talk much, but was friends with candy kid
>that girl who always bought candy off the candy kid and shit-talked him but did this shit to everyone
>that kid who always told gay jokes but when the teacher called him in class he went dead silent
>that kid who always made Nazi jokes in front of the US history teacher
I'm one of these kids. God, my class was full of characters. I wish I could go back

>that kid that made a whole in his pocket so he can masturbate in class
>he wants to cease existing when ever he thinks about it

>>36992171
It seriously isn't that bad if you can find the right people. Normie Ifunny needs to fucking die tho

>>37005626
>accidentally hung himself

>>37005555
sounds like someone i would hang out with

>>36991627
DELETE THIS NOW CUNT

>>36992605
gottdamm rugrats

>that chad who was the whole 11/10 chad thundercock
>played wow and chess with the nerds
>still did sports and all but didn't like the other chads/staceys
total bro he still gets upset when people say he's not a nerd because of his looks

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>>36992018
>that kid who always wore a hoodie no matter how hot it was because it gave him an unrational sense of security

Literally me to this day, every day.

That one kid who'd wear shorts when it was cold out and claimed he never got cold

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>>36992018
>that kid who always wore a hoodie no matter how hot it was because it gave him an unrational sense of security

S-STOP IT
I LOVE THAT HOODIE OK
FUCKING
STOP

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>>36991132
WA HA HA YOU FAGGIT
>>36992170
I've wasted more time on dumber shit than 4chan to be honest with you.
>>36992322
>Good looking
>Having sex
>Having goals
Hello, Norman.
>>36994898
Urine and feces go in the toilet, Anon.