Sell me this pen robots

You can stimulate your prostate with this pen and have an amazing orgasm

>hi i just saw wolf of wall street

>>36989859
*takes pen and puts it in pocket*

No.

I literally walked out of a job interview after they asked me that question

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>>36989886
And then there is this robot...

>>36989859
>Sell me this pen robots
It's a stupid concept because he's knows they are trying to sell him this pen. Most of selling tactics that wouldnt work on him, would work on regular people.

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>>36989890
How the hell did you answer this and did you get the job?

>>36989859
> Well you can get pens everywhere for free, plus their differences are irrelevant for their main purpose which is writing. Thus, this pen is a luxury good, and by buying it for the expensive price I am asking you demonstrate convincingly that the money doesn't matter to you. Think of it like a Macbook.

>>36989945
This is actually pretty good.
I'd give you a job

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>>36989945
I like the cut of your jib.
You're hired anon!

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>>36989859
is mightier than the sword???
r-right?

>>36989859
>Well, the pen can be used for many purposes, possibly you could use it to write down an address, a recipe, or maybe a special girls phone number, the pen is made from a great and well know company that you could also research and invest in. Overall, it's a great pen, and it's the most common one I use, and I believe you should use it as well

Please give me (You)s, how was that?

>>36989859
buying this pen will make your dick bigger

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Write your name down a piece of papah for me

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>>36989859
You can use the sharp, pointy bit on the end to kill a nignog by jamming it into their skull.

Bam. Decreased crime statistics!

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>>36991336
Sure just let me grab my PENCIL.

yo.... sup
wanna buy this pen?
nah?
ight

yo sup
wanna buy this pen?
yah?
coo

>>36989859
My mom stuck it up her pussy

>>36989890
Literally never happened my.boy

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>Buy this pen and we can go to the bathroom and I'll let you put it in my pooper, big guy :3

>>36989920
Learn to read nigger

Don't buy this pen p!ease Anon :(

>>36991336
hey rick

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