Is there an easier sign of retardation than tattoos? I try to

Why is everyone on 4chan so fucking butthurt about tattoos? I agree that normie tattoos usually fucking suck, but I'm not going to automatically dislike somebody solely for the fact that they have one, fucking christ. Some people can pull them off well. >>36989192 is fucking gay though.

>>36989288
I think its because it requires social interaction and somewhat of a pain tolerance
A lot of 4chan are ironically right wing and think these people are permanently scarring themselves to make a statement or look cool whereas a lot of people who get tattoos actually do hold meaning behind them and arent planning to become bankers

>>36989288
4chan users(myself included) don't tend to like people who try too hard to stand out and tattoos are one of the most tryhard forms of self-expression.

>>36989288
Even if the tattoo is of a bullshit inspirational quote or some mistranslated phrase written in Chinese or Arabic?

Fuck YOU, we all know getting tattoos is the height of narcissism.

>>36989425
>bullshit inspirational quote or some mistranslated phrase written in Chinese or Arabic
I clearly said that most normie tattoos suck, idiot.

>>36989326
Why do you need something permanently scarred on your body so you can remember it? Do you have the IQ of a house plant?

>>36989504
Why does that bother you so much? Why do you care?

>>36989192
It really depends on tattoo.

I think it's considerate of them. They wear a giant "I'm a worthless piece of trash" sign that lets me know they are subhuman without having to interact with them. Then funniest is when they try to pretend it has some kind of meaning or to help them remember. It can't be that important if the only way they can remember it is by doodling on their body like a child.

>>36989192
If there's a story related to the tattoo then I don't mind them, but if it's for the sake of having a tattoo or a mere reference, I find them obnoxious.
>I've been thinking of getting a tattoo of the dark sign from Dark Souls because that game helped me overcome my depression

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Tattoos are a pathetic attempt at being an individual. Good job at desecrating your skin.

>>36989523
because they are repulsive

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>>36989548
are we supposed to make fun of the person that thinks like your greentext or is that how you really think?

>>36989523
Why are you being such a crybaby? They know damn well it looks like shit yet they get it anyway. They shouldn't feel entitled to people liking their ugly ass skin drawings. I judge people based on something as small as the pen they use to sign their name. you can get a lot of information from a person just by looking at them. A tattoo says a lot more about a person than the shoes they were or their body fat percentage.

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>>36989553
>>36989504
>>36989192

i got a retarded one on my chest just to show life is pointless and anyone who takes it seriously have special snowflake syndrome

seriously it's a mark on a skin on an animal on a planet that is as insignificant as a bread crumb picked up my a pigeon on the street

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Seeing girls with visible tattoos is depressing, why would you ruin your skin like that?

>>36989288
Because in the simplest of terms, They.. *inhales*......Are..........GAAAAAAAAY

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Thinking about this guy when he is a fat unsuccessful 40+ year old is funny. Cant ever take off his shirt in front of anyone without people holding back laughs.

Tribal tattoos are cool but only on indigenous people. Like best girl from atlantis

>>36989592
you are *inhales* REDDDITTT

>>36989582
woo bro. Nice nihilism you got there

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>>36989192
>T-tattoos are totally d-disgusting, r-right guys?

I hate tattoos on pussyboys because they get them to make it look like they've actually been in a fight in their life

I hate tattoos on sheltered white girls because it's an indicator that they're trying to be edgy, which usually comes with fucking around with drug traffickers and shit

>>36989575
Greentext is how I think.

>>36989582
you are the insignifant.
hell a bread crumb is more significant then you, if i find it on floor i put somewhere nicer. but you... i dont care about, you dont even deserve to be called with the pronoun "You" , because thats only for human beings and even respectable inmate objects.

>>36989582
You must not be too smart if that's really how you think. I hope you're just trying to be edgy. Did you know that there are many examples of life found on earth?

>>36989576
You sound like a massive douche.

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Would like to get a coverup tatoo on my hand desu, it looks like a failed suicide attempt.

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>>36989621
Fucking gross dude

leave

>>36989621
>T-tattoos are totally d-disgusting, r-right guys?
Yeah, tattoos on women are markings of slut.

>>36989621
Just look at the image you posted. It's obvious they can only make something uglier.

>>36989625

lolwut? Tattoos don't look like battle scars. Or I've never seen one that did.

>>36989627
I'm glad you got over your depression and all but that is just not how I would represent an important part of my life. To each his own

>>36989612
REDDIT >>> some fag on r9k defending tattoos.

>>36989675
At least I don't look like an inked up faggot. Let me guess, you're one of those who use a bic or some other cheap disposable piece of shit pen.

>>36989621
why ruin perfection. What does a bunch of stupid lines do but ruin your skin and make it look like shit in a decade

>>36989705
But I hate tattoos so what am I?

>>36989691
>>36989696
You guys must be fun at part-
oh wait.... never mind.

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>>36989641
>>36989654
natural selection has resulted in most of us having a strong attachment to life, to see it as something important and one worth continuing even through offspring.

i literally don't give a fuck about success, social standing, appearances. i don't take life seriously at all. i don't want to flourish. if you were to kill me today it wouldn't bother me.

so having a little permanent mark on my body is really the least of my concerns, but you keep on dreaming about how your untainted skin will somehow bring you happiness.

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>>36989731
>implying only r9k hates tattoos on women
oh sweet summer child

>>36989192
facial piercings

>>36989719
Ruin how?

>>36989731
What were you attempting to write? Your post doesn't make sense and has random hyphens and ellipses thrown in for some reason. I think your TTS program is not working properly.

>>36989752
/pol/ doesn't count, grandpa.

>>36989757
black markings on nice skins doesn't improve it. It is unnatural and will look like crap in not too long

>>36989504
Why do memorials exist?
Why does symbolism exist?
It's an honor to commemorate an ideal or memory on your body, tribal cultures have done this for years
Military all over the world have done this for years
Gangs and prisoners all over the world have done this for years
I agree that getting a tattoo for the sake of getting a tattoo is shallow and vapid but don't act like commemorating something is some new age concept

>>36989696
they don't look like battle scars but they're a warrior tradition from the beginning of civilization
hipster numales get them to make themselves look badass because they will never be actually badass

I've got a small tat on my hand but I actually am psychotic, antisocial, and my resume is A-1, I never played with no play guns

>>36989751
Having a permanent mark on your body means a great deal to you. I can prove it, you have permanent marks on your body that you went out of your way to get at personal cost to you. I believe you are using the ego defense mechanism of projection. Did you think having tainted skin would bring you happiness. The most confusing part of your post is about your idea of life. So because you is be don't giving fucks that means nothing really mattress? That's the most self-absorbed egocentric childish bullshit I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of it over the years with the rebbit raids on this board. Are you just trying to be a shitty edgelord?

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>>36989586
How much of a fucking faggot would you have to be to get something like that done to you?

>>36989815
>if I don't get a permanent mark on my body I'll forget it
>I want to be like a gang member or prisoner because I am also degenerate

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Hey guys, what do you think of my tat?

It means so much to me, without it I might forget I'm a faggot

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>not getting your child's name tattooed on yourself as a gesture of your undying love and devotion.

Fuckin plebs. Oh, wait...

>children require sex
>r9k
>sex

>>36989192
excessive swearing

>>36989797
Tattoos will stay just as they were as long you don't plan turning into 300lbs fatty. Or until you get so old nobody wants to see your naked body anyway.

>>36989837

The fuck is an A-1 resume or no play gun, and why would you get a tattoo for your mental illness? They don't have any legal power, even a DNR order tattooed on you chest means nothing without the ink on paper to go with it. If you want people to know you are prone to psychosis and have a personality disorder you would be better served by a medalert bracelet.

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>>36989881
>antifascist

>>36989893
>have no other way to prove I'm a good father

>>36989881
>>36989922
Can someone please explain to non-usa person what the hell is Rick & Morty bullshit?

>>36989934
Fucking savage

Also in general only retards get them so it's a good way to know who to avoid.

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Alright /r9k/, imagine you run a successful business with a diverse set of clients. You need a new employee to help your business grow

>hey, I'm here for the job interview

>>36989192
The only time tattoos aren't retarded is if it's some family meaning like honoring an ancestor or your children.

I literally can't think of another instance where it's acceptable, anything else is either narcissism, edginess, or they do it "just cuz" like when a girl gets flowers or vines tattooed on her ribs or ankle or wrist or some shit.

It's JUST inoffensive enough to make sure their parents don't get too mad at them and they can still get a job but they think it makes them badass or that they have some life story worth something.

Tattoos are usually a sign of someone who doesn't have much to say trying to get their voice heard. it's sad honestly because these people probably are interesting in their own right but are too caught up in trends to actually be true to themselves.

>>36989893
>I might be a dumbass who can't find the / key and a broke child abusing piece of shit but at least I scribbled their names in my flesh

>>36989839
>Did you think having tainted skin would bring you happiness

it may seem hypocritical but even if you don't value life you can still have fun, which is what i did--getting the tattoo was (to me) a unique experience which i enjoyed.

it's somewhere nobody can see and took an hour, not really "going out of my way".

>That's the most self-absorbed egocentric childish bullshit

no that would be "i think my body is so precious and sacred that it will never have any permanent mark". i know this because this was my thinking as a child, now i've grown up and, one again, no fucks given about trivial things like this.

if someone has a tattoo, even if it's on their face, let them be.

>>36989934
>imblying

Nice try friendo :^)

>>36989716
Lmao, you're a funny guy. I'm a fellow asshole who only uses ball point pens. If I have to write a paper or send a letter I'll use an old fashioned dip pen.

>>36989952
"You are hired my man!"

>>36989949
It's a show about an xd so randumb scientist and a little boy he is grooming to become his child bride. They go on wacky adventures looking for space drugs to get high with or kill people for fun and other sci-fi ideas like multiverse or time travel. Low class lefties enjoy the 'humor' and look up to the values it tries to instill.

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>>36989958
Salty virgins itt

>>36989881
Yeah that guy is definitely a faggot
But at least he displays his faggotry so you know what you're getting into

>>36989192
>getting something permanently drawn on your body WHILE drastically changing the shape of said body
That's even dumber than other reasons to tattoo yourself. If you lose the weight, they'll end up all wonky, if you don't lose the weight you have ot look at two arrows reminding you of your being a fat retarded failure.

>>36990027
So it like MLP, but for nu-left instead alt-right?

>>36989621
>find porn video
>slut comes out with tats
>have to close the video out and keep searching

>>36990028
>gee dad, thanks for getting my name tattooed on your hand in shitty ink and defending my honor by posting nazi animals

>>36989893
I can remember my child's name without getting myself branded.

>>36990079
What if the guy has tats?

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>>36989881
rick and morty is EPIC FTW

>>36990088
Seeing as anyone named Alexis is going to come out as a retarded cross-eyed stripper, she'll probably unironically believe this and get a matching "daddy" trampstamp above her 20$/hr cornhole.

>>36989731

usage of 9gag memes should be punishable by death.

>>36990122
>looking at the guy
He could be missing three limbs or have an elaphantman head, I wasn't planning on looking anyway.

>>36989967
I guess I thought too highly of you thinking you could understand such a simple post. Enjoy your meaningless existence, I guess. I don't know for sure that your obliviousness makes it better or worse.

>>36990017

A practical man, I can respect that. I'm partial to ballpoints myself. I never used dip pens after I became an adult though. Calligraphy looks interesting but if I'm going to paint it's going to be a pretty picture, not a bunch of fucking letters. I do like the inks they use. With a littler fiddling you can open up most refills and put your own ink in them. It flows a lot smoother and looks better than even the fancy refills like mont blanc and parker. You just need some pliers, needle, and syringe. That gets me thinking. Funny how ink and needles come up in a tattoo thread but it's about something that actually matters.

>>36989857
Nice nitpicking faggot
At least you made me respond

>>36989952
If this guy and a guy with the exact same credentials but has a Nintendo logo on the left of his head both apply who do you hire?

>>36989192
I agree OP, I think all tattooed people should just be executed on sight. No loss for anyone.

4chan uses the same tired arguments against tattoos. I have them but they're all easily covered. I only have 1 that is viewable when I'm wearing a tshirt. Some have meaning, some are just because I liked it and some are stupid because I wanna be able to laugh at them when I'm old. Not everything in life needs to be seriously or meticulously planned.

>>36990210
the person that has impulse control

>>36990210
I would rather go for another guy, but if they're the only two I would probably go with Nintendo. Sega tanked pussied out but Nintendo is still making some money and 'innovating'. My thinking is he at least had the sense to not bet on a losing pony. He's still the first on the chopping block if layoffs ever come up though.

>>36990258
>I think it's a good idea to throw my money away on stupid ink
>I thought some of them were a good idea at the time but they either turned up shitty or are about things I don't like anymore so I'll feign that I thought they were stupid all along so people don't know I regret them

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"uh, I'm here for the job interview"

>>36990258
>not everything in needs to be seriously or meticulously planned
>seriously and meticulously planned doodling up his body
kek

>>36990161
Yeah, the truth hurts sometimes.

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Tattoo fags are getting seriously BTFO ITT.

Leave you fags, /r9k/ is anti-tattoo headquarters from now on

>>36990319
"You are SO hired, dude!"

>>36989912
uhh it's a little NM betwenmy trigger finger and thumb like the little "R" that Billy The Kid's Regulator's sported and the little coffin that the Big Coffin Hunters sported
I was just saying I'm pretty capable of violence

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>>36990319
I don't know what it is, but you seem like a perfect fit for our company, son.
How do you feel about ice?

>>36990305
I don't have any I regret. Some I got knowing other people would think they were dumb, but unless I'm going swimming they won't see them so fuck it.
>>36990323
Not quite. I planned what I was getting but many of my tattoos weren't planned but a week ahead at the longest.

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I have so many tattoos, I browse here everyday

I also do drugs

I will continue to browse here for many more years, just like I have done

ALSO I HAVE TOUCHED QUITE A FEW PUSSIES IN MY TIME, LADS

>>36990428
Ok dad, thanks.

>>36989952
>>36990210

Wait til someone else applies and hire them.

>>36990428
What do you gain from browsing here knowing that you dont relate with anyone?

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>>36989881
I made a new cringe folder to save this.

>>36989582
This is the most psuedointellectual thing I've read all month, so congrats man

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>>36989582

Ahahah fucking pathetic

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>>36989582
I hope you have a bit of money in savings. You're a slave, act like one.

>>36990456
>implying numale alt-scene """cyborgs""" don't make up a good 20% of the board
This fag's probably also introduced girlfriends to this shithole and they're """fembots""" now.

>>36990428
put a trip on so I can filter you. SUrprisingly not orgianal

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Some human beings find their existence in this beauty of a mortal body and think "you know what would look good on this? Scribbling all over it like a retarded 3 year old!"

Absolutely degenerate.

I like body art and I want tattoos

but as a sandnigger i love seeing american white/black girls with shitty tattoos in arabic that they could never understand because

>this quote means so much to me and i think that arabic is a really beautiful language because it looks cooler than getting it in my own native language also i voted for hillary/trump!!

Tattoos are for low IQ people who want to feel special even though they aren't. What better way to feel unique than to have a lame quote scribbled across your ribs or butterfly over your asscrack?

I like them though because it makes it a easy way to know if someone is a garbage human.
>tfw most girls on tinder around here have them

>>36989582
this is really cuute

>>36990609
I would never date a woman with a sleeve. How can they think they look good? These women will age so terribly

>>36990578
>also i voted for hillary/trump
>tfw I share this sand negro's frustration that there will never be a candidate of non-interference with Sandistan
I don't even like you dune coons, but I sure as fuck hate Israel more.

>>36990609
>thinks others are garbage humans
>posting on board of KHV and social rejects
>thinks those tinder girls would like him anyway

WEW

im too beta to get a tattoo but if i wasnt i'd get something very small and minimal and obscure

>>36990182
>Enjoy your meaningless existence

Just cuz it's meaningless doesn't mean you can't enjoy it as much as somebody who considers it a gift.

>>36990556
>'It's a little known fact, but it would appear that all of the legionaries and some of the auxiliaries on Hadrian's Wall would have had a tattoo', says Newcastle University's Museum of Antiquities Director of Archaeological Museums and Roman expert, Lindsay Allason-Jones.

>The evidence comes from the Roman writer Vegetius, whose Epitome of Military Science, written around the 4th Century AD, is the only account of Roman military practice to have survived intact.

>'Vegetius recorded that a recruit to the Roman army "should not be tattooed with the pin-pricks of the official mark as soon as he has been selected, but first be thoroughly tested in exercises so that it may be established whether he is truly fitted for so much effort",' says Lindsay. (Source: Flavius Vegetius Renatus, Epitome of Military Science, Chapter 8).

>>36990668
Fall down the Saudi Arabia/planned weaponisation/extremist reform of Islam rabbit hole and be more hateful

>>36990689
I have no problem getting matches with girls who had enough brain cells to not doodle all over their bodies like 4 year olds.

>>36989192
If I ever got a tattoo, it would be a QR code. Back, left shoulder blade.

>>36990843
Getting matches is not the same as getting girls, anon.

>>36990774
I know, I know, sixty years ago parts of the middle-east were euro-levels of progress, culture, and economy- getting better every year.
My father spent a huge chunk of his childhood in Pakistan because gramps was a US geologist- it used to be nice.
Arab spring's gonna happen again to a huge chunk of the EU.

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>>36990843
Suuuuuuuuure you do mate.

>>36989192
>tfw my best friend turned into a mikufag
>tries talking about faggy anime "romance novels" to normalfags, he doesn't know that i know he likes loli trap shit
>can't ever reveal my power level but i let some of it slip when i say "lol miku is just a fad, you will grow out of it"
>goes out and gets a miku tattoo out of spite
>shows it off to everyone for a day and then goes back to miku shit

bruh weaboos are fucking annoying

>>36989288
Teenagers are contrarian simply for the sake of it.

A lot of posters are teen and underage.

Do the math.

OP is a faggot. But that's no surprise.

>>36991509
Tell us about the great war again, grandpa.

>>36990902
be my degenerate tattooed gf i'll give your father 3 goats

>>36989719
>look like shit in a decade
implying you wont already look liek shit in a decade

>>36989192
>itt autistic virgins pussies who are just venting their sexual and social frustration

>>36990843
>who had enough brain cells
you mispelled "fat" cells

>>36989192
I understand how people without tattoos view those with them. At work because mine are covered up in pretty well respected. I've ran into clients, customers, and coworkers on the outside and have been told many times I look like a felon. Is what it is I made the decision and if that's how I am perceived then so be it

>>36989751
You give enough of a fuck to explain yourself on the social outcast board of an anime image posting website.

>>36989719
>perfection
My skin is pasty, covered in rashes and bumps, and altogether hideous lmao. I'm not allowing any needles near me but I wouldn't mind having designs covering or obscuring it

>>36990363
4chan has always been anti-tattoo purely because of its contrarian nature. Tattoos are extremely popular in the social mainstream, so naturally we want to be different from the normies. They also cost a ton of money and robots generally don't have money.

>>36990752
Classicalcucks utterly btfo

>>36989192
>Tfw no artistic tattooed gf
>Tfw no alt gf

Sucks m8s

The only argument tattoo fags have is
>lol ur a contrarian virgin
your scribbles are neither deep nor good looking and everyone trying to stand out through his appearance is boring faggot

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>>36989288
You're on a board full of lonely, unhealthy and possibly mentally-ill people who worship a pathetic betamax hapa who killed himself and others because he couldn't get laid.

These same people also worship random females they see on the internet but hate "normie" females and anybody who has had sex, even just one time.

At the same time, they all want to have sex with not only the aforementioned internet females, but also skinny twink gayboys who dress just like the women they claim to hate.

Tattoos, piercings, drugs, etc. are "degenerate," but in another tab they're looking at some closeted crossdresser's shaved sacks and assholes, fapping to the thought of smashing that mf "boipussy" while claiming to be 100% straight.

/r9k/ is just a hugbox. Anything that normies do or like, this hivemind goes the opposite direction.

>>36991509
Teens are exactly the ones that get regrettable tattoos though

>>36992550
/thread

This is an original comment desu senpai sama

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>>36992550
>when you whip out your best armchair psychology to justify your shit taste

>>36989288
fuck anyone who has tattoos

>>36989288

They just look like shit. I mean maybe not every person ever to get a tattoo is shit, but I don't have the time to give them all a fair chance. Even if they are cool I don't want to be seen hanging around with that 'type', even if they aren't actually that type. Appearances matter, tattoos are much like being fat. It broadcasts to the world that they are a bad person.

>>36992550

We must go to very different /r9k/s. Mine hates females, even the attention whore ones, and hate faggots. At least we can agree on St. Elliot.

>>36992550

Hey. don't lump us in with elliot 'worshippers'

Those are usually shitposters.

I am lonely and mentally ill, however. If the shoe fits!

>>36992550
Tats are a sign of bad decision making, similar to shaving your asshole and basing your life on sexual value.

I agree with you and the thing about all those strawmen you invoke is nothing there stops you from detecting a decision as bad and as basic as having a tat.

>>36992645
>gets humiliated with a thorough argument
>tries to awkwardly sidestep the whole thing and play it off, hoping nobody else notices
Lmao

>>36992550
this tbqhwum8

>>36992550
nice projecting nerd

>>36989192
I stay away from girls with tattoos, especially when it's a stupid quote in cursive. It's just attention seeking behavior, which indicates they probably have daddy issues.

>>36989192
Personally I just think there's better ways to blow your money, so if you have a bunch of tats then I assume you're weak with money which makes you an idiot and thus something to make fun of. My friend decided to get a $500 chestpiece with money he barely had and oh dig this, he doesn't even have a car yet. so yeah, you guys are idiots in my eyes. Just another bunch of sorry ass people who need to be noticed or think they're different in that moment. Dont hit me with that ancient tattoo logic bullshit either, they did tattoos for cultural reasons and not to be some edgy faggot like you.

I have two tattoos. They're not visible but girls always like them when they see me naked.

>>36992705

>thorough argument
>Ad hominem

>>36992705
This is my first post in this thread but lmao at your projection being a thorough argument

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>>36989192
Tattoos are Artworks you can wear on your on skin and let be part of your identity. Just like the clothes you wear on your body.I like art and beauty. I rarely see artists though whomst work I appreciate enough to wear permanently.

Depends imo. Trashy people are more likely to get a tat but it's not the tat that makes them that way. I wouldn't write someone off for it. I got one after long deliberation when I was 24. It's my own unique design it's meaningful and I'll never have any reason to regret it. It's not made me a different person from before. That's just dumb.
That said i see no point in getting the same dumbass roses and pocket watches or your fucking child's name like everyone though. Yeah basically I can only respect tattoos as a unique piece of art

>>36989192
Good tattoos are good, bad tattoos are bad. I don't go outside enough to encounter many people or interact with anyone outside of my family at all on a meaningful basis so I can't pass judgement on what the social trends have been like since I finished high school in 2008. I suppose they're a lot more common now. Grew up near a military base so literally everyone seemed to have at least one. I don't care either way. Just be a decent fucking human being during the brief seconds I have to interact with you when I'm picking up food or prescriptions and I'll be fine. I won't mention the hideous monstrosity covering your arm if you don't mention that I'm pale as a ghost, skeletal, and wearing sweatpants and sneakers with an oversized t-shirt.

>>36992752
>Tattoos are Artworks you can wear on your on skin and let be part of your identity

Good joke but imagine there are people who unironically say this.

I don't have any but don't care if somebody does

>>36992317
lol fucking checkmate

>>36992800
I would unironically agree with it though. They can be beautiful if done well. It's why you never go cheap.

I got a moth on my arm. I think it's pretty and I get a lot of compliments on it (and I never get compliments so it's nice) but I'm glad that as a female this cuts you spergs out of my dating pool. Even as a socially retarded virgin

>>36990079
this, if i find a super tatted bitch or even one that has one in a trashy area then its flaccid city asap

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>>36989621
>this disgusting tattoo happens to be on a beautiful body
>the beauty of the body is marred by the retarded tattoo

I realize this is a bait post, but honestly, fuck you.

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/r9k/ - the tattoo

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>>36992645
>implying I'm wrong

>>36992657
>We must go to very different /r9k/s. Mine hates females, even the attention whore ones, and hate faggots.
That's what I would see normally. A couple of days ago, there was a thread up for over 8 hours, a thread full of just fat dudes posting pictures of themselves in their underwear, dick picks and giving each other compliments. This was on the front page several times throughout the day.

I saw another thread in which someone posted what looked like a female in striped stockings, and when someone revealed that it was a photo of a male, another anon came out and said "oops, ignore my report then, mods". When questioned about it, he replied that he hates the "/soc/ shit" on this board, but only when roasties do it. Totally fine for the little boys who take their sister's clothing and some hormones to look like roasties though(???)

>>36992716
>every single post about tattoos is "lol bad decision-making" "mark of a slut/loser/faggot" "everyone with tattoos should be executed"
>I'm the only one in here projecting
ok

>>36992747
>lmao at your projection being a thorough argument
You're not even replying to me, dude.

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Anyone else here has to ask women if they have tattoos before showing interest? Its absolutely necessary, because no matter how sexy they are otherwise, tattooed women are all trash to me, and they don't take it well when I see their tattoo and can't hide my disgust.

Pic related, she looks super cute but has tattoos, not visible in this picture.

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dubs decides what I tat on myself with my new gun ;-)

>>36992891
You must be popular with the ladies, anon.

>>36989949
It's a really self aware scifi comedy show. Rick is a hyper intelligent, tired of living scientist and Morty is his retarded grandchild. They hop parallel universes and space, going on wacky adventures. It never takes itself too seriously and can get a bit philosophical at times. It's really good, I suggest you watch it.

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Hi guys.

You like my fag stamp?

>>36992917
Dubs for Trump kissing Putin!

>>36992885
>generalizing different people with opposing opinions as to create an appearance of cognitive dissonance
>implying I'm wrong

>>36992891
>h-hey d-do you have any t-tattoos Stacy?
>no anon, uhh...why?
>g-good hehe I was w-wondering if you'd like to d-date me th-
>ewwwww! No! Hahahaha! Oh my god it'd be like kissing my brother! Hahaha!
>f-fucking whore...

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>>36992891
To clarify, lets say I thought she was absolutely stunning ans asked her out, we really clicked and I started to have feelings for her, then I see her forearm tattoos and all my attraction to her just goes away and she is automatically 0/10 ruined trash I could never accept as gf material. That would be very awkward and she'd hate me for it. Which is why I have to ask women if they have tattoos and let it be known that I hate them.

>>36992955
I'm more offended by your entire leg being covered in wiry ginger pubes than your gay little star desu

>>36992992
Man I would get a tattoo if for no other readon than to just rule out the chance of dating autismos like this

>>36992992
Autism is strong in you, anon

>>36992983
top shelf kekkles my anon. any kind stranger posting this on /r/4chan please include me in the screenshot

>>36993014
I'm not gonna shave my legs. That's gay.
Besides, they're brown not red.

>>36993027
Dw. He's only roleplaying he even talks to women. Never mind date them

>>36992880
>Sailor Moon
>r9k
Listen, normie, this might blow your mind but different kinds of people like different kinds of anime. Sailor Moon is for spics and fat ladies aged 25-35, so that's /cgl/- the tattoo

>>36992976
Just like most people ITT are generalizing people who do something they don't like to all be worthless trash.

"Taste" is subjective, and I'm sure an anon as smart as yourself knows that.

>>36993064
Damn, I knew you'd bite.

>>36993064
Why is sailor moon so popular with spics?

I'm spic and "alternative" girls love Sailor Moon. It's like the female Dragon Ball.

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And finally, tattoo removal doesn't fix anything. See this? She had what looked like a tramp stamp but on her belly, has it removed and its still a mess, she is forever ruined and I could never love her, even though her natural body is incredibly sexy. Once inked garbage, always inked garbage.

Also, I'd find it impossible to even be friends with men have tattoos anywhere other than their back and arms. Those at least are normal inconspicuous places to have them, anywhere else is just too cringeworthy and retarded looking.

>>36992992
>take nude pictures in public
That's worse than the tattoos, what if somebody wanted to take their kids to that park to feed those geese old bread?

>>36993102
You just answered your question-
It's like the female Dragon Ball.
I also think translation and media release of anime in Mexico is super slow so they're still airing DBZ and Sailor Moon and selling the tchotchkes over there.

>>36993115
You shouldn't give bread to geese, anon. That just makes 'em fat.

>>36993079
Wow you prove yourself vastly superior by fighting fallacies with fallacies. I'm sure all the girls with "live laugh love" tattoos appreciate your efforts.

>>36993192
>no life
>no laughter
>no love

>>36993182
Their life is pissing about in a park, chasing around shitty kids, and pooping on stuff, what does it matter if they get fat?

>>36993102
Seriously, only spic bitches like sailor moon. something they cant relate to at all in any sense

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>>36993192
>I'm sure all the girls with "live laugh love" tattoos appreciate your efforts.
Yeah, I mean, they probably do. Not trying to be "superior" to anyone, I leave that shit to the /pol/ nerds and the /pol/-lite posters on this board.

For the record (not that you'll believe me at this point) I don't even have any tattoos.

I only wanted to comment on the kinds of beliefs that go around this board. For example, how >>36992992 would be disgusted by an otherwise 10/10 (in his eyes) that he got along with, simply because of a small-ish, probably simple text tattoo on the wrist. A word or two in cursive is an automatic "into the le trash" here.

And yes, I realize that not every /r9k/ poster is the same person, but more and more people are embracing the whole "trap" nonsense on this board. There was a point in time where there weren't multiple threads on the catalog/front page about sissybois.

>>36989553
I desecrated my skin by letting myself become 380lbs then loosing 200lbs. A few tattoos wouldnt hurt me, might actually take some focus away from my skin flaps and stretch marks

>>36989893
I work with a guy who has his kids names' tattooed onto his neck, all 10 of them.

>>36989751

>i dont give a shit about anything

>so im going to go out of my way and spend money and time SO people think i dont care about anything

the irony

>>36989192

>loses 35 pounds
>gets le upboat/le downboat tattooed on him

I'm not even mad just confused and disoriented.

>implying I don't have the 4chan logo tattooed on my ancle
Kek @contrarians who believe they are speshul and unique just because they DON'T have tattoos

>>36989586
>le rick et morty reference
Just kys you degenerate
At least the artwork looks alright

>>36989523
>ugly (shows you're tasteless)
>risky (poor risk assessment)
>might turn worse with age (no ability for long-term decisions)
>narcissistic (tends to imply a boring individual)
I don't care beyond the choice to associate with you. I welcome your decision. If anyone I dislike branded themselves as clearly as tattoo owners, it would save time. Carry on anon.

>>36993717
Are they grouped by babymama, alphabetically, or by age?

>>36989952
>what is your favorite game console
If he says dreamcast hes hired on the spot, anything else and hes out the door

>>36990079
I originally do the exact same thing

>>36990122
this problem can be avoid in general by watching homemade instead of studio pron

>>36993926
Individuality is overrated and narcissism is cancer. We're posting on an anonymous message board, a lot of people here don't give a single shit about being special or unique or cultivating their identity or image

>>36992800
it's ok that you can't imagine what others think and feel. It's part of your autism.

>>36995128
>you are autistic unless you agree with me

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>All these mega normies getting super butthurt and whipping out their armchair psychology on anybody who doesn't like retarded tattoos

>CONTRARIAN CHILDREN JEALOUS VIRGINS STOP MAKING FUN OF MY AWESOME TATTOOS
Tattoos are retarded, I can just tell it's some goatee bald idiot when they get so much vitriol over defending their retarded tattoos. Just wear a shirt if you want to express yourself.

>>36992550
>/r9k/ is one person

fresh off the boat from Reddit?

>>36991509
Teenagers fucking love tattoos.

>>36996202
Autistic/lonely/mentally ill teenagers don't love anything.

>>36996391
which is why they plaster themselves with legend of zelda tattoos

>>36996173
>anything I disagree with is a reddit post
/r9k/ pretty much is just one person it seems

>>36996408
yeah but those are actually meaningful so they don't count

Tattoos are the easiest way to know you are dealing with trash

I have a Straw Hat Jolly Roger on my shoulder, atomsk's mark from FLCL on my forearm and a kingdom key from on my leg. They are all easily concealable if need be, most people would never know I had them if I didn't want them to.

I won't be getting anymore. Small tasteful tattoos are one thing, but I do genuinely think it's retarded to get like gaudy "sleeves" and shit that can't be easily concealed if it needs to be.

>>36989952
My decision would depend on when he got that done.

>>36989621
The girl lost at least 2 points on teh 1-10 attractiveness scale by getting tattoos

>>36989326
>it requires social interaction
you show them a picture of what you want and sit still while they tattoo you. I have 2 tattoos I never really talked to them while they work on my tats.
>pain tolerance
yeah you need that I almost past out on my spiderman tattoo, I was drenched in sweat when I got done

>>36989523
>>36989474
>>36989288
This is the autism of the average tattoo'd person.

>Scribbling over god's greatest masterpiece.

Kill yourself.

>>36997536
>god's greatest masterpiece.
no, you kill yourself

Tattoos are only good if they are culturally related to you, ie Celtic knot, moko ect

>>36990182
you are exceedingly autistic

>>36992841
>Admits she only got her tattoo for attention
Maybe you should have listened to Daddy a bit more

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>>36989582
>>36989586
>>36989952
>>36992880
>>36989192

I can feel the tattoo artist's pain from here

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But..Rose has tattoos!

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I honestly feel sick knowing people this stupid exist.

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My buddy got this done the other day. Can I get some thoughts on it?

>>36998461
>my buddy
Your tattoo is shit

>>36990210
sega because sonic

>>36998461
sick meme, wait till the show has been watered down into an even cringier mess

>>36998461
Less cringeworthy by a slight margin than the nihilism or antifa Rick & Morty tattoos.
Kind of a dumb thing to get, and especially dumb place to get it- can't cover that up and it'll be at a weird angle 99.99% of the time.

>>36998461
I honestly don't get why people like this show so much, it's alright but not great

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>>36989192

people don't seem to remember that they have to maintain a tattoo either

and when i they do and get a tattoo at 18 its going to look shit by the time they hit 30

>>36998559
my slipknot S looks the same as it did a week after I got it and it's been almost 4 years

>>36989192
I sort of do want to get a tattoo. Maybe Ghost Rider, or The mark of the Kirin Tor.
I really like both of them and what they symbolize.
Whaddya say, anons?

>>36998654
get them were a t shirt can cover them. I have one on my forearm I wish I would of got on my shoulder

>>36998650
>slipknot

That's because shit can't get any worse.

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>>36998650
Yeah dood maggot4lyf. Mallcore is the best man...

>>36998675
You mean in case I regret it later?

>>36998790
I only regret where it is. I like the tattoo but I wish I would of got it connected to my spiderman tattoo on my shoulder

>>36998740
>>36998755
stay mad fags.

>>36998930
Not mad, just funny that you'd put a band logo on you atall, and a shitty overated one at it

>>36998911
Wait, what tattoos do you have?
Also hello fellow Marvel fan

>>36989288
They can't think of any cool things that are meaningful enough to them to get a tattoo, and there are a LOT of really fucking dumb tattoos.

>>36998559
You're specifically discouraged from getting lettering and writing as a tattoo for this exact reason. Skin isn't paper, text doesn't go on it well.

>>36999012
just a spiderman spider with purple web around it and >>36998650 my sister said she'd pay for a new tattoo for me for my bday since she wants to take me to do something, so I might get a sonic one next.

>>36989582
Kill yourself right now
Thanks for making me feel better about myself
At least I'm not a retarded brainlet

>>36990482
this this this this

>>36989582
that's actually not bad

>>36999090
It's actually that bad.

>>36996842
>video game tattoos
>meaningful
come on, dude.

>>36999368
>not having a badass character from one of your favorite vidyas with you at all times
noob

>>36997205
>normalfag anime tattoos
>tasteful
You're going to cringe and feel like necking yourself if you ever do develop taste that isn't surface level shit.

>>36990319
I would unironically bro the fuck down with this dude. He's Mr. Cool fuckin' Ice, man!

>>36999688
ice ice baby ice ice baby

>>36989582
Lol bro, the universe is like, SO vast
and we are really tiny and insignificant
Life is, like, so pointless

The fact that you wanted to show the world this commonplace and really basic realization suggests that you thought you were somehow original, insightful or profound in making that statement.
SInce I can't imagine anyone past the age of 13 having that thought process, I really hope you got this tatoo when you were a retarded teenager having his first existential thoughts. Otherwise there isn't much hope for you.

>>36999245
not really it's kind of funny.

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>>36998650
well hopefully it doesn't fade so people can use it as an indicator of how much of a pleb you are
>>36999059
unless people pay over 500 for even a small tat you can assume that its going to fade no matter what design

>>36999911
It looks bad in terms of aesthetics.

>>36999631

The source material doesn't factor into deciding what's tasteful and isn't. The most visible tattoo I have is from FLCL and literally no one who has ever seen it has recognized it without it needing explained. If I don't feel like explaining it I just say it's from a band.

Huge, ostentatious, colorful tattoos that cannot be covered up are the ones that are not tasteful.

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>>36989677
Wristlet detected

>>36998654
>>36998675
or, get this, buy a shirt with the ghost rider logo or the mark of the kirin tor logo.

Much cheaper and you don't have to look like a faggot for the rest of your life, only when you wear the shirt

>>37000734
but if he wears the shirt and has a tattoo he'd match isn't that /fa/

>>36989952
at my job we don't have the luxury of discriminating based on retarded shit like tattoos. We are criminally understaffed right now, so if this SEGA loving fag can pass a drug and background test, show up on time and throw well enough, he's hired.
Yea tats are stupid but so what, people are stupid, expecting anything other than stupidity is just, well, stupid of you

>>36989192
I'm not going to get a tattoo myself, but I don't understand the hate towards them. Humans have been altering their bodies for millennia, including tattoos. It only recently became a sort of big deal

>>36990079
>masturbating to porn
top kek you degenerate beta cuck

>>36989922
this everyone knows fascism is badass and liberty is for fags XD

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>>36991501
>knowing what any of that shit means

>>36991501
is it a sexy tattoo though?

>>36989192
-25lbs
lol still a fates

>>36989504
>Doesn't understand symbolism/memorial
Brainlet detected

>not tattooing equations on yourself so you won't need to memorize them for exams

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>>36989192
>Is there an easier sign of retardation than tattoos?
more like a sign of amnesia

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>>36989192
quality oc oming thru

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>>37002257
well done anon. well done.

mr robotnik pls stop

>>36992645
There wasn't any armchair psychology in that post you moron. That was just common sense evident to anyone who has lurked for more than 2 seconds here.