Coffee

my friend please wait for after coffe time thans

>>36986307
Do you honestly enjoy posting these threads?

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>>36987294
my friend please, wait untill after coffee

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Haha nice thread but could you maybe do it a little later? I haven't had my morning coffee yet.

>>36987294
Wait until AFTER he's finished his coffee, dude.

Rude twats jesus

I haven't laughed at a thread in weeks. Thanks op.

I don't get this meme. What's the joke? When did it start? Why do you do this? Why do NEETs need coffee? Please explain in detail, now.

>>36986307

This loud thread again, all before I've had my coffee. Just wait up

>>36987572
But that's water... you trying to fool me before I've had MY cup eh?

>>36987691
>why do NEETS need coffee?

I want to feel like a god when i shitpost

Can you please be quiet?...please? I haven't had my coffee yet.

Can i get a coffee without cafeine? My hearth is literally killing me

Another day another beard trim

Can someone vocoroo this meme please.

But do it after I've had my coffee?

i needs mah coffee XD

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>>36986307
Please, I have just awoken from my slumber.

I require a cup of joe to get my gears turning. Until then, please do not engage in conversation with me.

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>tfw ironically drinking coffee while reading this and now considering making a youtube video of me reading out everything from these threads like a script

HowEVER, I won't do that UNTIL I have finished my coffee.

>>36990240
Please do but I can't watch UNTIL I have my coffee please.

>>36990306
Wait really? of course I won't until I let you fine gentlemen finish all of your coffee first.

I'm kinda afraid to post my shitty cancerous videos here though. I think I will one day but I'll probably just be judged (negatively)

>>36990398
Sounds good nigger

>>36986307
Are you trying to replicate the brother pass me oats meme?

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>>36990433
I've taken some of my favorite posts as screenshots though so if I do make it I can read those.

this is exactly the same thing as the oats brother pigs a few months back
youre just repeating again and again
is this s4s cross posting

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*YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWN*

Good morning, campers....
Another beautiful day... or will be after we pack away the first cup of coffee. Please keep it down until then.

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AAAATTENTION

I HAVE NOW FINISHED MY FIRST CUP OF JOE

YOU MAY TALK, BUT KEEP IT BRIEF, SOLDIER

>>36990398
Yes please I love when robots make videos. Please post them after you enjoy YOUR fine cup of freshly brewed coffee.

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>>36990797
Aright, but this fine cup of freshly brewed coffee might take a couple days to a week.

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>>36987691
As a neet I have many important undertakings and am not content to simply operate at 80% capacity, even if it is many times higher functioning than the lowly wagie. I demand only the best from myself and request that you do NOT speak to me until AFTER I've had my coffee. Even chrischan knows the importance of starting off with a good cup of joe.

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Why are there people in this thread talking?

I've made it quite clear

AFTER my coffee anon, please

yes coffee is great. i like the flavored coffee.

>>36990984
alright, alright, but I'm busy I can't wait. When he's done, can someone tell him that the cat peed in his cup this morning ?

Hey! Shut up! I haven't had my coffee yet!

Quite the thread you have here. I am trying to enjoy it BUT first, I must have my coffee!
Please refrain from making these threads until after I've had my coffee.

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*ahem* Hush my son,

I do not wish to hear you speak as of now for I have yet to finish my coffee

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You can only talk to me BEFORE I've had my coffee

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CHEEP CHEEP CHEEEP CHEEEEEP!
*sluuuurrrrp*
cheep, cheep, cheep, my friends, cheep

>>36991681
You might let me know anon

Thanks

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robots and your fucking coffee
you are such losers
I have milk with mine, milk from Chad

morning snus master race

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>hi I'd like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus chri-
Please sir, it can wait until I finish my first cup

>>36986307
marhaba akhi inshallah you enjoy your coffee

mashallah that coffee seems to be doing you a lot of good but i sure hope it's not american otherwise you'll have to spend the rest of the day seeking astaghfar

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please remove this thread until I have ingested my morning coffee cup sir thank you

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who here /espresso/

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i think its a bit daring if i do say so myself

but not until my first cup is put away, of course

this meme isn't that funny

goddamnit why does this tickle my autism so much, I laugh everytime I see these fucking threads.

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>>36986307
We may not behead infidels until I have had my cup of coffee.