homemade lubricant recipe pls

>spit into your hand
>???

Take nail filer, place paper under teeth and start filing your teeth down, take the shavings and mix with flour and any non oil lotion.

Only do this a few times, and only get teeth that aren't completely level, because you don't wanna file them down completely.

The stem cells inside of your teeth filings stimulate your penis, making you feel the most euphoric feeling you'll ever feel in your life. You can do this with your blood plasma too, but you need a doctor to remove the plasma for you.

>>36984698
if u rly care coconut oil is good, but idk something about this thread seems like you dont give a shit

>>36984698
>lubricant
obligatory 'cutfag detected'
oil feels good. even for intact dicks

>>36984698
olive oil desufampai