look what i found on my nightwalk /r9k/

>>36982872
So cute! Did you take him home?

>>36982872
What kind of bird is that?

If you actually took it, you should go to /an/ so they can yell at you for disturbing a fledgling.

Don't you dare cum on it

Better not be a fucking cowbird

>>36982872
Ya fucked up.
Baby birbs go through periods of unsupervised wandering and often get tired cause they ain't used to it so they just crash wherever.
Anyway, dude was probably exploring and now his mum won't take him back.
The only thing left to do is swallow him whole and let him enjoy the life you robbed him of vicariously through you.

You should get a fedora and a walking stick and train this bird to hang out on your shoulder, you'll be drowning in pussy man.

>>36982963
Don't listen to this sick fuck. Raise it. You are now a father anon. Congratulations. Boy or girl?

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>>36982895
yeah we chillin
>>36982896
by the looks of it, an american robin
>>36982963
mother birds identify their young by sight and sound, thats a myth

i found it sitting in the middle of the road in an area of my neighborhood swarming with cats, just chirping away. chances are this bird would have been dead by morning

sleep tight, birb.

>>36982872
put the fella back, tyrone

>>36983034
Go find the nest and put it back then. 20:1 you'll come back a week later to a fucking corpse cause the mum won't touch it.
I get you don't wanna become Birbman cause thats a lot of responsibility but you screwed the pooch when you did what you did and now you're fucked kiddo.

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>>36983182
>go find the nest

yeah let me go crawl around peoples yards at 3:47 AM and explain to the police when they arrive that im looking for a birds nest LOL


20:1 it would have just sat there chirping until a cat found it OR it would have been squashed by a car

Please try help the bird out and don't just leave it outside or something. A lot of people would do that. I hope you

There are often organisations that will adopt de-nested birds and raise them properly. They're a real godsend for shit like this. Sometimes they won't take common songbirds (happened to me once).. but others will.

I hope you find the guy a good home OP. You seem like you're trying to, so thank you if you are. I always feel so bad for animals like this, because no one gives a fuck about them.

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>>36983546
its in good hands. i'll do everything i can to make sure it survives

>>36983586
Thank you friend. You're a good person.

>>36982963
>Anyway, dude was probably exploring and now his mum won't take him back.
lol fucking retard

>>36982872
It's probably going to die regardless of what you do. Why don't you hurry up and put him out of his misery instead of using it as a prop to get attention on some shitty website?

Make a vid of you stepping on it while barefoot, OP.

>>36982872
raise it good, give it worms and shit. I don't know if they learn to fly by instinct or by watching though, so maybe you'll raise a tard

>>36982872
Nice pelican dude

>>36983681
i mean, so are you. why not end yourself now instead of being edgy on some shitty website?

>>36983586

Congratulations, you are now making the whole birdkind weaker because "muh life is precious" shit.

This is why people end up on R9k on the first place : betas thinking they "have" to save any animal that's headed to death because it's not strong enough to be useful.

>>36982872
It a kitty cat?

>>36983710
Wow so edgy kid.
I bet your fedora was just tingling typing this.

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>>36983754
lol this, so many edgy autists on this fucking board

>>36983754

You have no idea why that baby bird was on the streets, do you ?

Poor fucking whiteknight. Next time do a bit of research and you may find that it's very common for birds to leave their retarded offspring of their nest, like your parents should have done a long time ago with your fat ass.

>>36983801
What do you think the birds gonna do? Go fuck a bunch of other retarded birds and carry on its retard genes? Once its domestic it'll probably die as soon as op releases it

>>36983866

I'm confused, of course this is what will happen. It's horrible but does op have a moral responsibility over this birb ? Personaly I don't think so

>>36982963
>>36983182
>>36983710
Why is it always the morons who know the least who are the most vocal, violent and evil? 1 you're all wrong. Most birds have almost no sense of smell to speak of. 2: you're all sociopaths, big surprise.

OP, that's a fledgling. It probably flapped out of the nest itself. Generally the recommendation is to return it to the area you found it, because parents continue to feed their children after they leave the nest. But if there are a lot of cats and traffic, you probably did save the bird. It's not hard to raise it to flight. Just make some hard-boiled eggs and mash them up with POWDERED eggshell for calcium. The bird should be good to be released in a few weeks at most.

>>36983586
Its gonna die of blood poisoning

>>36983951

This birb gives op the sense that he's important and that's he a father. Since it's not his own kid, not even from the same race, it means OP is a cuck. End of story.

OP here, just fed it a worm i cut in half. cutest thing in the world watching it raise its head up and open its mouth wide and gobble it up. what a qt.

>>36983586
OP is our last hope for humanity

>>36983984
Yeah Stacy definitely fucked a wild bird and now he's stuck raising the thing. Fucking Stacy and her bird fetish.

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>>36984096
OP RECORD IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I WANNA SEE THE QT BIRB

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Cum on birb

>>36984220
what do people get out of this?

>>36984096
Why won't you post a vid of you stepping on it? Come on, OP. There aren't enough vids of stuff like this around anymore.

>>36984180
if you want to watch the video you'll have to look at my normie-stagram

https://www.instagram.com/p/BUBlUFdlvK1ejhnOV5PlLvSUtlui8G-M51vOuA0/?taken-by=plagueblade

>>36983984
he would be a cuck if he's raising direct competition, like actual cuckoo birds

>>36984312
Hes not piety

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>>36984268
cum on every birb

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>>36984325
THIS IS SO LOVELY OP YOU'RE AN AMAZING PERSON I LOVE YOU IM SHEDDING TEARS MAN BIRB IS BIRBIFUL

>>36984395
can you believe edgy autists actually want me to harm this bird? like how flawed as a human can you be to want that to happen

>>36984325
>instagram
>10k followers
get the fuck out

>>36984427
I'm not an edgy autist. Well, I am autistic, but I'm not edgy. I just so happen to enjoy watching small animals being crushed under people's feet. It's weird, but I can't help that.

>>36983034
just take it to a wildlife rehabilitation center

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>>36984438
lets raise birb together please i want to be part of his life and watch him grow into a wonderful man. please lets co-parent this qt i-i need a purpose in life

>>36983586
>he's still on Windows 8

HAHAHAHAHA ENJOY YOUR CANCER OS FAG

dubs and OP has to piss on the bird

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>>36984496
NO! HE'S OUR BIRB AND NO ONE CAN TAKE HIM AWAY!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>36984469
STAY AWAY FROM OUR BIRB!!!! REEEEEE!!!! NO HARM ON BIRB PLS!!!!!!
>>36984503
pls no blly, anon and i are saving all of our money on birb's college fund we cannot afford new tech like you losers that dont know the value of parenting

>>36984522
fuck you, and fuck off. nice deuces though

>>36984522
You heard him OP

>>36984532
i only say to take him to the rehabilitation center so he can live a full life it will be better for him in the end because he might die without proper care

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>>36984566
are you trying to call me a b-bad father? i dont know if i can take this... i thought birb was happy...

>>36984586
Good job, OP is gone. Can you stop bumping this shit thread now? At least sage, numbnuts

>>36984627
he's breastfeeding but he will be back. i will never abandon my child.

>>36984427
how flawed do you have to be compenste in such a pathetic manner for never being able to make your own children

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i never knew that having my first child would make me so happy. birb this is dad, you are the best thing to happen to me son. tweet tweet right back at cha.