Hey guys. /g/ was no help. I think I have a virus on my computer.

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Meet 2

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Shit. I think I need to clear my cookies.

>>36981152
You almost had me convinced until I looked at the tabs.
>Gay Sex With Hats On
kek

good mspaint skills mane

>>36981152
It takes a special kind of retard to get ransomware.

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>>36981200
not this one, initial windows defender exploit via email (you don't even need to open the attachment, windows will automatically scan -> execute it) + NSA 0-day to infect other systems on the network
if you don't have the security update from march you're not safe

live infection map here
https://intel.malwaretech.com/WannaCrypt.html fun stuff

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>>36981200
but a ton of US and UK government agencies got them!

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Nigga i think nothing happened if you suspicous just pirate malwarebyte and crapout.

>>36981152
Go to add/remove programs, find google chrome, uninstall
you're welcome

>>36981318
Governments are a special kind of retarded by their very nature.

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1. uninstall windows
2. install something else
3. ???
4. profit!

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>>36981152
>when you see your oc posted by someone else

I've never been stupid enough to get ransomware, but every time I've had a somewhat major problem/annoyance on Windows I just wiped my hard drive and reinstalled. Using Linux plus not being an idiot is probably the best way to go. Treat this as a life lesson and either pay up or wipe your hard drive.

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>>36981152
Those tabs actually make me chuckle a bit.

Linux doesn't have this problem :^)

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>>36981152
Why did it have to be the transformation thread?

>>36981844
Linux doesn't have shit and that's why barely anyone uses it.

>>36981152
>poorfags get sympathy
WOW